Re: JOKE 4 NOTBX

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by PsychoChicken, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. In article <4077b8f0-64bb-4a0f-8044-52b84d75ffc3
    @e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    > On Jan 20, 9:35?pm, PsychoChicken
    > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > In article <633fb9a6-3272-4b60-9478-849f6a459249
    > > @e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
    > >
    > > > Two guys walking down the street, watching a dog lick his balls.

    > >
    > > > "Boy, I'd sure like to be able to do that."

    > >
    > > > "I dunno. Better pet him first."

    > >
    > > You need to make your material more relevant to today's world. ?
    > > Make it Hillary and John Edwards walking down the street,
    > > watching Obama lick his balls.
    > >

    >
    > OK, thank you for the tip.


    Well, then, where's the punchline?

    <Sigh. Gotta do everything myself around here.>

    Hillary Clinton and John Edwards are walking down the street,
    watching Barack Obama licking his balls.

    "Boy, I'd sure like to be able to do that", says Hillary

    "Well, why don't you ask Monica for lessons?", replies Edwards

    <ducks and runs>
     
  2. PorkRhino

    PorkRhino Guest

    On Jan 23, 5:09?pm, PsychoChicken
    <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > In article <4077b8f0-64bb-4a0f-8044-52b84d75ffc3
    > @e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > > On Jan 20, 9:35?pm, PsychoChicken
    > > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > > In article <633fb9a6-3272-4b60-9478-849f6a459249
    > > > @e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    >
    > > > > Two guys walking down the street, watching a dog lick his balls.

    >
    > > > > "Boy, I'd sure like to be able to do that."

    >
    > > > > "I dunno. Better pet him first."

    >
    > > > You need to make your material more relevant to today's world. ?
    > > > Make it Hillary and John Edwards walking down the street,
    > > > watching Obama lick his balls.

    >
    > > OK, thank you for the tip.

    >
    > Well, then, where's the punchline?
    >
    > <Sigh. ?Gotta do everything myself around here.>
    >
    > Hillary Clinton and John Edwards are walking down the street,
    > watching Barack Obama licking his balls.
    >
    > "Boy, I'd sure like to be able to do that", says Hillary
    >
    > "Well, why don't you ask Monica for lessons?", replies Edwards
    >
    > <ducks and runs>- Hide quoted text -
    >
    > - Show quoted text -


    I heard on CNN that Monica Lewinsky is having a tough time getting a
    real job
     
  3. In article <d24bff43-ae82-4e82-96d6-88228cc0bfc4
    @s19g2000prg.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    > On Jan 23, 5:09?pm, PsychoChicken
    > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > In article <4077b8f0-64bb-4a0f-8044-52b84d75ffc3
    > > @e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > > On Jan 20, 9:35?pm, PsychoChicken
    > > > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > > > In article <633fb9a6-3272-4b60-9478-849f6a459249
    > > > > @e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    > >
    > > > > > Two guys walking down the street, watching a dog lick his balls.

    > >
    > > > > > "Boy, I'd sure like to be able to do that."

    > >
    > > > > > "I dunno. Better pet him first."

    > >
    > > > > You need to make your material more relevant to today's world. ?
    > > > > Make it Hillary and John Edwards walking down the street,
    > > > > watching Obama lick his balls.

    > >
    > > > OK, thank you for the tip.

    > >
    > > Well, then, where's the punchline?
    > >
    > > <Sigh. ?Gotta do everything myself around here.>
    > >
    > > Hillary Clinton and John Edwards are walking down the street,
    > > watching Barack Obama licking his balls.
    > >
    > > "Boy, I'd sure like to be able to do that", says Hillary
    > >
    > > "Well, why don't you ask Monica for lessons?", replies Edwards
    > >
    > > <ducks and runs>- Hide quoted text -
    > >
    > > - Show quoted text -

    >
    > I heard on CNN that Monica Lewinsky is having a tough time getting a
    > real job


    Strange, your reply has both the notb and flonk in the headers,
    but I didn't see it show in the flonk. I wonder if google has a
    filter in place for xpoasts to, ah, 'questionable' froups?

    As to Monica, I'm not sure what else she expected, once it was
    known what she's willing do for a decent job.

    --

    "Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
    ....PK
     
  4. PorkRhino

    PorkRhino Guest

    On Jan 27, 11:07?am, PsychoChicken
    <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > In article <d24bff43-ae82-4e82-96d6-88228cc0bfc4
    > @s19g2000prg.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > > On Jan 23, 5:09?pm, PsychoChicken
    > > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > > In article <4077b8f0-64bb-4a0f-8044-52b84d75ffc3
    > > > @e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    >
    > > > > On Jan 20, 9:35?pm, PsychoChicken
    > > > > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > > > > In article <633fb9a6-3272-4b60-9478-849f6a459249
    > > > > > @e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    >
    > > > > > > Two guys walking down the street, watching a dog lick his balls.

    >
    > > > > > > "Boy, I'd sure like to be able to do that."

    >
    > > > > > > "I dunno. Better pet him first."

    >
    > > > > > You need to make your material more relevant to today's world. ?
    > > > > > Make it Hillary and John Edwards walking down the street,
    > > > > > watching Obama lick his balls.

    >
    > > > > OK, thank you for the tip.

    >
    > > > Well, then, where's the punchline?

    >
    > > > <Sigh. ?Gotta do everything myself around here.>

    >
    > > > Hillary Clinton and John Edwards are walking down the street,
    > > > watching Barack Obama licking his balls.

    >
    > > > "Boy, I'd sure like to be able to do that", says Hillary

    >
    > > > "Well, why don't you ask Monica for lessons?", replies Edwards

    >
    > > > <ducks and runs>- Hide quoted text -

    >
    > > > - Show quoted text -

    >
    > > I heard on CNN that Monica Lewinsky is having a tough time getting a
    > > real job

    >
    > Strange, your reply has both the notb and flonk in the headers,
    > but I didn't see it show in the flonk. ?I wonder if google has a
    > filter in place for xpoasts to, ah, 'questionable' froups?
    >
    > As to Monica, I'm not sure what else she expected, once it was
    > known what she's willing do for a decent job.
    >


    I call myself Redleg on the ebay sellers NG. Porkrhino was a name I
    used when I posted on the original NOTB Board on AOL.
     
  5. In article <47425619-751b-47d8-953b-b005b7397525
    @s12g2000prg.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    > On Jan 27, 11:07??=3Fam, PsychoChicken
    > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > In article <d24bff43-ae82-4e82-96d6-88228cc0bfc4
    > > @s19g2000prg.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > > On Jan 23, 5:09??=3Fpm, PsychoChicken
    > > > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > > > In article <4077b8f0-64bb-4a0f-8044-52b84d75ffc3
    > > > > @e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    > >
    > > > > > On Jan 20, 9:35??=3Fpm, PsychoChicken
    > > > > > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > > > > > In article <633fb9a6-3272-4b60-9478-849f6a459249
    > > > > > > @e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    > >
    > > > > > > > Two guys walking down the street, watching a dog lick his balls.

    > >
    > > > > > > > "Boy, I'd sure like to be able to do that."

    > >
    > > > > > > > "I dunno. Better pet him first."

    > >
    > > > > > > You need to make your material more relevant to today's world. ??=3F
    > > > > > > Make it Hillary and John Edwards walking down the street,
    > > > > > > watching Obama lick his balls.

    > >
    > > > > > OK, thank you for the tip.

    > >
    > > > > Well, then, where's the punchline?

    > >
    > > > > <Sigh. ??=3FGotta do everything myself around here.>

    > >
    > > > > Hillary Clinton and John Edwards are walking down the street,
    > > > > watching Barack Obama licking his balls.

    > >
    > > > > "Boy, I'd sure like to be able to do that", says Hillary

    > >
    > > > > "Well, why don't you ask Monica for lessons?", replies Edwards

    > >
    > > > > <ducks and runs>- Hide quoted text -

    > >
    > > > > - Show quoted text -

    > >
    > > > I heard on CNN that Monica Lewinsky is having a tough time getting a
    > > > real job

    > >
    > > Strange, your reply has both the notb and flonk in the headers,
    > > but I didn't see it show in the flonk. ??=3FI wonder if google has a
    > > filter in place for xpoasts to, ah, 'questionable' froups?
    > >
    > > As to Monica, I'm not sure what else she expected, once it was
    > > known what she's willing do for a decent job.
    > >

    >
    > I call myself Redleg on the ebay sellers NG. Porkrhino was a name I
    > used when I posted on the original NOTB Board on AOL.


    And you and I met at the Halloween party at AJ's.

    *grin*

    Moo-oo-oo-oo!!!1!

    --

    "Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
    ....PK
     
  6. PorkRhino

    PorkRhino Guest

    On Jan 27, 9:58?pm, PsychoChicken
    <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > In article <47425619-751b-47d8-953b-b005b7397525
    > @s12g2000prg.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > > On Jan 27, 11:07?=3Fam, PsychoChicken
    > > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > > In article <d24bff43-ae82-4e82-96d6-88228cc0bfc4
    > > > @s19g2000prg.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    >
    > > > > On Jan 23, 5:09?=3Fpm, PsychoChicken
    > > > > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > > > > In article <4077b8f0-64bb-4a0f-8044-52b84d75ffc3
    > > > > > @e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    >
    > > > > > > On Jan 20, 9:35?=3Fpm, PsychoChicken
    > > > > > > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > > > > > > In article <633fb9a6-3272-4b60-9478-849f6a459249
    > > > > > > > @e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    >
    > > > > > > > > Two guys walking down the street, watching a dog lick his balls.

    >
    > > > > > > > > "Boy, I'd sure like to be able to do that."

    >
    > > > > > > > > "I dunno. Better pet him first."

    >
    > > > > > > > You need to make your material more relevant to today's world. ?=3F
    > > > > > > > Make it Hillary and John Edwards walking down the street,
    > > > > > > > watching Obama lick his balls.

    >
    > > > > > > OK, thank you for the tip.

    >
    > > > > > Well, then, where's the punchline?

    >
    > > > > > <Sigh. ?=3FGotta do everything myself around here.>

    >
    > > > > > Hillary Clinton and John Edwards are walking down the street,
    > > > > > watching Barack Obama licking his balls.

    >
    > > > > > "Boy, I'd sure like to be able to do that", says Hillary

    >
    > > > > > "Well, why don't you ask Monica for lessons?", replies Edwards

    >
    > > > > > <ducks and runs>- Hide quoted text -

    >
    > > > > > - Show quoted text -

    >
    > > > > I heard on CNN that Monica Lewinsky is having a tough time getting a
    > > > > real job

    >
    > > > Strange, your reply has both the notb and flonk in the headers,
    > > > but I didn't see it show in the flonk. ?=3FI wonder if google has a
    > > > filter in place for xpoasts to, ah, 'questionable' froups?

    >
    > > > As to Monica, I'm not sure what else she expected, once it was
    > > > known what she's willing do for a decent job.

    >
    > > I call myself Redleg on the ebay sellers NG. Porkrhino was a name I
    > > used when I posted on the original NOTB Board on AOL.

    >
    > And you and I met at the Halloween party at AJ's.
    >
    > *grin*
    >
    > Moo-oo-oo-oo!!!1!


    I still swap email with Beachwolf, Greg, and Wireman. They pissed off
    Tajoch and he left the loop.
     
  7. PorkRhino

    PorkRhino Guest

    On Jan 27, 9:58?pm, PsychoChicken
    <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > In article <47425619-751b-47d8-953b-b005b7397525
    > @s12g2000prg.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > > On Jan 27, 11:07??=3Fam, PsychoChicken
    > > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > > In article <d24bff43-ae82-4e82-96d6-88228cc0bfc4
    > > > @s19g2000prg.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    >
    > > > > On Jan 23, 5:09??=3Fpm, PsychoChicken
    > > > > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > > > > In article <4077b8f0-64bb-4a0f-8044-52b84d75ffc3
    > > > > > @e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    >
    > > > > > > On Jan 20, 9:35??=3Fpm, PsychoChicken
    > > > > > > <bawkbawkbawkb...@heseverywhereheseverywhere.com> wrote:
    > > > > > > > In article <633fb9a6-3272-4b60-9478-849f6a459249
    > > > > > > > @e6g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, PorkRhino says...

    >
    > > > > > > > > Two guys walking down the street, watching a dog lick his balls.

    >
    > > > > > > > > "Boy, I'd sure like to be able to do that."

    >
    > > > > > > > > "I dunno. Better pet him first."

    >
    > > > > > > > You need to make your material more relevant to today's world. ??=3F
    > > > > > > > Make it Hillary and John Edwards walking down the street,
    > > > > > > > watching Obama lick his balls.

    >
    > > > > > > OK, thank you for the tip.

    >
    > > > > > Well, then, where's the punchline?

    >
    > > > > > <Sigh. ??=3FGotta do everything myself around here.>

    >
    > > > > > Hillary Clinton and John Edwards are walking down the street,
    > > > > > watching Barack Obama licking his balls.

    >
    > > > > > "Boy, I'd sure like to be able to do that", says Hillary

    >
    > > > > > "Well, why don't you ask Monica for lessons?", replies Edwards

    >
    > > > > > <ducks and runs>- Hide quoted text -

    >
    > > > > > - Show quoted text -

    >
    > > > > I heard on CNN that Monica Lewinsky is having a tough time getting a
    > > > > real job

    >
    > > > Strange, your reply has both the notb and flonk in the headers,
    > > > but I didn't see it show in the flonk. ??=3FI wonder if google has a
    > > > filter in place for xpoasts to, ah, 'questionable' froups?

    >
    > > > As to Monica, I'm not sure what else she expected, once it was
    > > > known what she's willing do for a decent job.

    >
    > > I call myself Redleg on the ebay sellers NG. Porkrhino was a name I
    > > used when I posted on the original NOTB Board on AOL.

    >
    > And you and I met at the Halloween party at AJ's.
    >
    > *grin*
    >
    > Moo-oo-oo-oo!!!1!
    >
    > --
    >
    > "Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"
    > ...PK- Hide quoted text -
    >
    > - Show quoted text -


    go visit the newsgroup: ba.broadcast

    there's discussion about morning shows and Daryl Folsom's figure
     

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