"Mike Rieves" <Wh@t.a.fjukkwit> wrote in message news:Xns9A3AC79D67320pissupropeeh@207.14.116.130... > Stuffed up my ass. Do I use Vaseline or KY to get it out. > > A friend has suggested olive ol but I'm afraid that might ruin the > fingerboard. > > Suggestions? In case you didn't know it, impersonating someone for malicious purposes it illegal and actionable. You can go to jail for it. It is classified as identity theft, because you are using my real name. And if you're relying on the supposed anonymity of Usenet, you're making a huge mistake. Don't post using my name again.
"Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com> wrote in news:mdTpj.91387$K27.19315@bignews6.bellsouth.net: > > "Mike Rieves" <Wh@t.a.fjukkwit> wrote in message > news:Xns9A3AC79D67320pissupropeeh@207.14.116.130... >> Stuffed up my ass. Do I use Vaseline or KY to get it out. >> >> A friend has suggested olive ol but I'm afraid that might ruin the >> fingerboard. >> >> Suggestions? > > In case you didn't know it, impersonating someone for malicious > purposes it > illegal and actionable. You can go to jail for it. It is classified as > identity theft, because you are using my real name. And if you're > relying on the supposed anonymity of Usenet, you're making a huge > mistake. Don't post using my name again. > > Or you'll hoff and you'll puff and you'll splutter and you'll threaten and you'll whine and you'll bithc and you'll piss and you'll moan and you'll whinge and you'll whine and you'll just sit there and take it like the pussy you are. Nice killfile you get there BTW Bertie
"Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com> wrote in news:mdTpj.91387$K27.19315@bignews6.bellsouth.net: > > "Mike Rieves" <Wh@t.a.fjukkwit> wrote in message > news:Xns9A3AC79D67320pissupropeeh@207.14.116.130... >> Stuffed up my ass. Do I use Vaseline or KY to get it out. >> >> A friend has suggested olive ol but I'm afraid that might ruin the >> fingerboard. >> >> Suggestions? > > In case you didn't know it, I am an impotent netcop with > a lot of penis issues. Yes, we know.
On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 00:18:59 -0600, "Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com> wrote: > >"Mike Rieves" <Wh@t.a.fjukkwit> wrote in message >news:Xns9A3AC79D67320pissupropeeh@207.14.116.130... >> Stuffed up my ass. Do I use Vaseline or KY to get it out. >> >> A friend has suggested olive ol but I'm afraid that might ruin the >> fingerboard. >> >> Suggestions? > > In case you didn't know it, impersonating someone for malicious purposes it >illegal and actionable. You can go to jail for it. It is classified as >identity theft, because you are using my real name. And if you're relying on >the supposed anonymity of Usenet, you're making a huge mistake. Don't post >using my name again. > You must lead an incredibly boring life to get upset about this stuff. Jade
Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in news:030hq3l2eink4n5hqr6769aur95kc12i9p@4ax.com: > On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 00:18:59 -0600, "Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com> > wrote: > >> In case you didn't know it, impersonating someone for malicious >> purposes it >>illegal and actionable. You can go to jail for it. It is classified as >>identity theft, because you are using my real name. And if you're >>relying on the supposed anonymity of Usenet, you're making a huge >>mistake. Don't post using my name again. >> > > Mike, you're such a hottie. Please pay attention to me. > > Jade Fixed a few typos for you, sweetheart. <whisper> You're welcome. </whisper>
gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3B602B67C05A7E90087C86051@ 127.0.0.1: > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in > news:030hq3l2eink4n5hqr6769aur95kc12i9p@4ax.com: > >> On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 00:18:59 -0600, "Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com> >> wrote: >> >>> In case you didn't know it, impersonating someone for malicious >>> purposes it >>>illegal and actionable. You can go to jail for it. It is classified as >>>identity theft, because you are using my real name. And if you're >>>relying on the supposed anonymity of Usenet, you're making a huge >>>mistake. Don't post using my name again. >>> >> >> Mike, you're such a hottie. Please pay attention to me. >> >> Jade > > Fixed a few typos for you, sweetheart. > > <whisper> You're welcome. </whisper> > Hey, you're a real little pain in the ass, aren't you? I like that. Bertie
"gregvk" <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in message news:Xns9A3B602B67C05A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1... > Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in > news:030hq3l2eink4n5hqr6769aur95kc12i9p@4ax.com: > > > On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 00:18:59 -0600, "Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com> > > wrote: > > > >> In case you didn't know it, impersonating someone for malicious > >> purposes it > >>illegal and actionable. You can go to jail for it. It is classified as > >>identity theft, because you are using my real name. And if you're > >>relying on the supposed anonymity of Usenet, you're making a huge > >>mistake. Don't post using my name again. > >> > > > > Mike, you're such a hottie. Please pay attention to me. > > > > Jade > > Fixed a few typos for you, sweetheart. > > <whisper> You're welcome. </whisper> Oh just ignore greggie-poo. He gets testy this time of the month.
Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa428$i7l$5 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com: > gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3B602B67C05A7E90087C86051 @ > 127.0.0.1: > >> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in >> news:030hq3l2eink4n5hqr6769aur95kc12i9p@4ax.com: >> >>> On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 00:18:59 -0600, "Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com> >>> wrote: >>> >>>> In case you didn't know it, impersonating someone for malicious >>>> purposes it >>>>illegal and actionable. You can go to jail for it. It is classified as >>>>identity theft, because you are using my real name. And if you're >>>>relying on the supposed anonymity of Usenet, you're making a huge >>>>mistake. Don't post using my name again. >>>> >>> >>> Mike, you're such a hottie. Please pay attention to me. >>> >>> Jade >> >> Fixed a few typos for you, sweetheart. >> >> <whisper> You're welcome. </whisper> >> > > Hey, you're a real little pain in the ass, aren't you? No, I am just very helpful. I have to be, because I care. > I like that. Fixed the broken followup list for you.
gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3B65735E9C8A7E90087C86051@ 127.0.0.1: > Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa428$i7l$5 > @blackhelicopter.databasix.com: > >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3B602B67C05A7E90087C86051 > @ >> 127.0.0.1: >> >>> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in >>> news:030hq3l2eink4n5hqr6769aur95kc12i9p@4ax.com: >>> >>>> On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 00:18:59 -0600, "Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com> >>>> wrote: >>>> >>>>> In case you didn't know it, impersonating someone for malicious >>>>> purposes it >>>>>illegal and actionable. You can go to jail for it. It is classified > as >>>>>identity theft, because you are using my real name. And if you're >>>>>relying on the supposed anonymity of Usenet, you're making a huge >>>>>mistake. Don't post using my name again. >>>>> >>>> >>>> Mike, you're such a hottie. Please pay attention to me. >>>> >>>> Jade >>> >>> Fixed a few typos for you, sweetheart. >>> >>> <whisper> You're welcome. </whisper> >>> >> >> Hey, you're a real little pain in the ass, aren't you? > > No, I am just very helpful. I have to be, because I care. It shows. > >> I like that. > > Fixed the broken followup list for you. Thank you. You're a chum. Bertie >
"Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote in news:47a8953a$0$22878 $4c368faf@roadrunner.com: > > "gregvk" <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in message > news:Xns9A3B602B67C05A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1... >> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in >> news:030hq3l2eink4n5hqr6769aur95kc12i9p@4ax.com: >> >> > On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 00:18:59 -0600, "Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com> >> > wrote: >> > >> >> In case you didn't know it, impersonating someone for malicious >> >> purposes it >> >>illegal and actionable. You can go to jail for it. It is classified as >> >>identity theft, because you are using my real name. And if you're >> >>relying on the supposed anonymity of Usenet, you're making a huge >> >>mistake. Don't post using my name again. >> >> >> > >> > Mike, you're such a hottie. Please pay attention to me. >> > >> > Jade >> >> Fixed a few typos for you, sweetheart. >> >> <whisper> You're welcome. </whisper> > > Oh just ignore greggie-poo. He gets testy this time of the month. > > > Don't they all? Bertie
On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 10:55:36 -0600, "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote: > >"gregvk" <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in message >news:Xns9A3B602B67C05A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1... >> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in >> news:030hq3l2eink4n5hqr6769aur95kc12i9p@4ax.com: >> >> > On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 00:18:59 -0600, "Mike Rieves" <mriev@hotspam.com> >> > wrote: >> > >> >> In case you didn't know it, impersonating someone for malicious >> >> purposes it >> >>illegal and actionable. You can go to jail for it. It is classified as >> >>identity theft, because you are using my real name. And if you're >> >>relying on the supposed anonymity of Usenet, you're making a huge >> >>mistake. Don't post using my name again. >> >> >> > >> > Mike, you're such a hottie. Please pay attention to me. >> > >> > Jade >> >> Fixed a few typos for you, sweetheart. >> >> <whisper> You're welcome. </whisper> > >Oh just ignore greggie-poo. He gets testy this time of the month. > You mean when he has to meet with his parole officer? I haven't noticed a particular time of the month for Greg. I think he menstruates non stop. Perhaps the continual tampon use has given him toxic shock. Jade
Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa4lr$i7l$7 @blackhelicopter.databasix.com: > gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3B65735E9C8A7E90087C86051 @ > 127.0.0.1: > >> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa428$i7l$5 >> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com: >> >>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in > news:Xns9A3B602B67C05A7E90087C86051 >> @ >>> 127.0.0.1: >>> >>>> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in >>>> news:030hq3l2eink4n5hqr6769aur95kc12i9p@4ax.com: >>>> >>>>> On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 00:18:59 -0600, "Mike Rieves" > <mriev@hotspam.com> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> In case you didn't know it, impersonating someone for malicious >>>>>> purposes it >>>>>>illegal and actionable. You can go to jail for it. It is classified >> as >>>>>>identity theft, because you are using my real name. And if you're >>>>>>relying on the supposed anonymity of Usenet, you're making a huge >>>>>>mistake. Don't post using my name again. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Mike, you're such a hottie. Please pay attention to me. >>>>> >>>>> Jade >>>> >>>> Fixed a few typos for you, sweetheart. >>>> >>>> <whisper> You're welcome. </whisper> >>>> >>> >>> Hey, you're a real little pain in the ass, aren't you? >> >> No, I am just very helpful. I have to be, because I care. > > It shows. >> >>> I like that. >> >> Fixed the broken followup list for you. > > > > Thank you. You're a chum. And I don't even have to try. Amazing, ain't it?
gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3B69A4C4F60A7E90087C86051@ 127.0.0.1: > Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa4lr$i7l$7 > @blackhelicopter.databasix.com: > >> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in news:Xns9A3B65735E9C8A7E90087C86051 > @ >> 127.0.0.1: >> >>> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:foa428$i7l$5 >>> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com: >>> >>>> gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in >> news:Xns9A3B602B67C05A7E90087C86051 >>> @ >>>> 127.0.0.1: >>>> >>>>> Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in >>>>> news:030hq3l2eink4n5hqr6769aur95kc12i9p@4ax.com: >>>>> >>>>>> On Tue, 5 Feb 2008 00:18:59 -0600, "Mike Rieves" >> <mriev@hotspam.com> >>>>>> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> In case you didn't know it, impersonating someone for malicious >>>>>>> purposes it >>>>>>>illegal and actionable. You can go to jail for it. It is classified >>> as >>>>>>>identity theft, because you are using my real name. And if you're >>>>>>>relying on the supposed anonymity of Usenet, you're making a huge >>>>>>>mistake. Don't post using my name again. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Mike, you're such a hottie. Please pay attention to me. >>>>>> >>>>>> Jade >>>>> >>>>> Fixed a few typos for you, sweetheart. >>>>> >>>>> <whisper> You're welcome. </whisper> >>>>> >>>> >>>> Hey, you're a real little pain in the ass, aren't you? >>> >>> No, I am just very helpful. I have to be, because I care. >> >> It shows. >>> >>>> I like that. >>> >>> Fixed the broken followup list for you. >> >> >> >> Thank you. You're a chum. > > And I don't even have to try. Amazing, ain't it? > You're a credit to your neighborhood. Bertie
