Re: I've got a '63 Precision

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Big Peter, Feb 4, 2008.

  1. Big Peter

    Big Peter Guest

    Mike Rieves wrote:

    > Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it out?
    > A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about getting the
    > fingerboard sticky.
    >
    > Suggestions?
    >
    > Mike Rieves


    Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.
     
  2. The Bishop wrote:

    > On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@ yoho.com"> wrote:
    >
    >>Mike Rieves wrote:
    >>
    >>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it out?
    >>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about getting the
    >>>fingerboard sticky.

    >>
    >>>Suggestions?

    >>
    >>>Mike Rieves

    >>
    >>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.

    >
    >
    > Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.


    That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste in the mouth.
     
  3. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:36:52 -0800, captdan wrote:

    > The Bishop wrote:
    >
    >> On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@ yoho.com"> wrote:
    >>
    >>>Mike Rieves wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it out?
    >>>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about getting the
    >>>>fingerboard sticky.
    >>>
    >>>>Suggestions?
    >>>
    >>>>Mike Rieves
    >>>
    >>>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.

    >>
    >>
    >> Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.

    >
    > That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste in the mouth.


    Make sure it's plugged in and crank the amp to 11. Make an mp3 of it too!
     
  4. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    news:1k4lse.iq2.19.1@news.alt.net...
    > On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:36:52 -0800, captdan wrote:
    >
    > > The Bishop wrote:
    > >
    > >> On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@ yoho.com">

    wrote:
    > >>
    > >>>Mike Rieves wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it out?
    > >>>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about getting

    the
    > >>>>fingerboard sticky.
    > >>>
    > >>>>Suggestions?
    > >>>
    > >>>>Mike Rieves
    > >>>
    > >>>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.

    > >
    > > That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste in the

    mouth.
    >
    > Make sure it's plugged in and crank the amp to 11. Make an mp3 of it

    too!
    >

    heh
     
  5. Hagar

    Hagar Guest

    "John "C"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
    news:Xe2dnT8L1Y9JGzranZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@centurytel.net...
    >
    > "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    > news:1k4lse.iq2.19.1@news.alt.net...
    >> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:36:52 -0800, captdan wrote:
    >>
    >> > The Bishop wrote:
    >> >
    >> >> On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@ yoho.com">

    > wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >>>Mike Rieves wrote:
    >> >>>
    >> >>>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it out?
    >> >>>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about getting

    > the
    >> >>>>fingerboard sticky.
    >> >>>
    >> >>>>Suggestions?
    >> >>>
    >> >>>>Mike Rieves
    >> >>>
    >> >>>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.
    >> >>
    >> >>
    >> >> Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.
    >> >
    >> > That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste in the

    > mouth.
    >>
    >> Make sure it's plugged in and crank the amp to 11. Make an mp3 of it

    > too!
    >>

    > heh


    All they have to do as ask PedoDeco, the butt-pirate specialist.
     
  6. coreybenson wrote:

    > On Feb 4, 2:36 pm, capt...@aol.com wrote:
    >
    > If only you had a talent for this type of trolling. Man, what a
    > pathetic attempt... poor children.


    Bend over Cory and I will show you some talent.
     
  7. Meat Plow

    Meat Plow Guest

    On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:12:33 -0800, Hagar wrote:

    >
    > "John "C"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
    > news:Xe2dnT8L1Y9JGzranZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@centurytel.net...
    >>
    >> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    >> news:1k4lse.iq2.19.1@news.alt.net...
    >>> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:36:52 -0800, captdan wrote:
    >>>
    >>> > The Bishop wrote:
    >>> >
    >>> >> On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@ yoho.com">

    >> wrote:
    >>> >>
    >>> >>>Mike Rieves wrote:
    >>> >>>
    >>> >>>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it out?
    >>> >>>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about getting

    >> the
    >>> >>>>fingerboard sticky.
    >>> >>>
    >>> >>>>Suggestions?
    >>> >>>
    >>> >>>>Mike Rieves
    >>> >>>
    >>> >>>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.
    >>> >>
    >>> >>
    >>> >> Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.
    >>> >
    >>> > That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste in the

    >> mouth.
    >>>
    >>> Make sure it's plugged in and crank the amp to 11. Make an mp3 of it

    >> too!
    >>>

    >> heh

    >
    > All they have to do as ask PedoDeco, the butt-pirate specialist.


    Poor wittle Soc.Fr00t got Art Decos flying around inside his puny skull.

    heh
     
  8. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    news:1k4ul6.3eq.17.2@news.alt.net...
    > On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:12:33 -0800, Hagar wrote:
    >
    > >
    > > "John "C"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
    > > news:Xe2dnT8L1Y9JGzranZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@centurytel.net...
    > >>
    > >> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    > >> news:1k4lse.iq2.19.1@news.alt.net...
    > >>> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:36:52 -0800, captdan wrote:
    > >>>
    > >>> > The Bishop wrote:
    > >>> >
    > >>> >> On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@ yoho.com">
    > >> wrote:
    > >>> >>
    > >>> >>>Mike Rieves wrote:
    > >>> >>>
    > >>> >>>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it out?
    > >>> >>>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about

    getting
    > >> the
    > >>> >>>>fingerboard sticky.
    > >>> >>>
    > >>> >>>>Suggestions?
    > >>> >>>
    > >>> >>>>Mike Rieves
    > >>> >>>
    > >>> >>>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.
    > >>> >>
    > >>> >>
    > >>> >> Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.
    > >>> >
    > >>> > That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste in

    the
    > >> mouth.
    > >>>
    > >>> Make sure it's plugged in and crank the amp to 11. Make an mp3 of

    it
    > >> too!
    > >>>
    > >> heh

    > >
    > > All they have to do as ask PedoDeco, the butt-pirate specialist.

    >
    > Poor wittle Soc.Fr00t got Art Decos flying around inside his puny

    skull.
    >
    > heh
    >

    Why are you engaging in name calling, Fatso?

    heh
     
  9. Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1k4ul6.3eq.17.2
    @news.alt.net:

    > On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:12:33 -0800, Hagar wrote:
    >
    >>
    >> "John "C"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
    >> news:Xe2dnT8L1Y9JGzranZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@centurytel.net...
    >>>
    >>> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    >>> news:1k4lse.iq2.19.1@news.alt.net...
    >>>> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:36:52 -0800, captdan wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>> > The Bishop wrote:
    >>>> >
    >>>> >> On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@ yoho.com">
    >>> wrote:
    >>>> >>
    >>>> >>>Mike Rieves wrote:
    >>>> >>>
    >>>> >>>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it out?
    >>>> >>>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about

    getting
    >>> the
    >>>> >>>>fingerboard sticky.
    >>>> >>>
    >>>> >>>>Suggestions?
    >>>> >>>
    >>>> >>>>Mike Rieves
    >>>> >>>
    >>>> >>>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.
    >>>> >>
    >>>> >>
    >>>> >> Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.
    >>>> >
    >>>> > That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste in the
    >>> mouth.
    >>>>
    >>>> Make sure it's plugged in and crank the amp to 11. Make an mp3 of

    it
    >>> too!
    >>>>
    >>> heh

    >>
    >> All they have to do as ask PedoDeco, the butt-pirate specialist.

    >
    > Poor wittle Soc.Fr00t got Art Decos flying around inside his puny

    skull.
    >


    Lucky Art. Does he get a perch and a little bell?


    Bertie.
     
  10. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
    news:fo8abu$t8e$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1k4ul6.3eq.17.2
    > @news.alt.net:
    >
    > > On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:12:33 -0800, Hagar wrote:
    > >
    > >>
    > >> "John "C"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
    > >> news:Xe2dnT8L1Y9JGzranZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@centurytel.net...
    > >>>
    > >>> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    > >>> news:1k4lse.iq2.19.1@news.alt.net...
    > >>>> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:36:52 -0800, captdan wrote:
    > >>>>
    > >>>> > The Bishop wrote:
    > >>>> >
    > >>>> >> On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@ yoho.com">
    > >>> wrote:
    > >>>> >>
    > >>>> >>>Mike Rieves wrote:
    > >>>> >>>
    > >>>> >>>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it out?
    > >>>> >>>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about

    > getting
    > >>> the
    > >>>> >>>>fingerboard sticky.
    > >>>> >>>
    > >>>> >>>>Suggestions?
    > >>>> >>>
    > >>>> >>>>Mike Rieves
    > >>>> >>>
    > >>>> >>>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.
    > >>>> >>
    > >>>> >>
    > >>>> >> Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.
    > >>>> >
    > >>>> > That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste in

    the
    > >>> mouth.
    > >>>>
    > >>>> Make sure it's plugged in and crank the amp to 11. Make an mp3 of

    > it
    > >>> too!
    > >>>>
    > >>> heh
    > >>
    > >> All they have to do as ask PedoDeco, the butt-pirate specialist.

    > >
    > > Poor wittle Soc.Fr00t got Art Decos flying around inside his puny

    > skull.
    > >

    >
    > Lucky Art. Does he get a perch and a little bell?
    >
    > Bertie.


    If you bend-over in front of Art Deco, he'll have your perch and if you
    hear bells then it's too late!

    Beware or Be screwed!

    Number One
     
  11. "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in news:Kr-
    dnWDoRdvlNzranZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@centurytel.net:

    >
    > "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    > news:1k4ul6.3eq.17.2@news.alt.net...
    >> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:12:33 -0800, Hagar wrote:
    >>
    >> >
    >> > "John "C"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
    >> > news:Xe2dnT8L1Y9JGzranZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@centurytel.net...
    >> >>
    >> >> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    >> >> news:1k4lse.iq2.19.1@news.alt.net...
    >> >>> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:36:52 -0800, captdan wrote:
    >> >>>
    >> >>> > The Bishop wrote:
    >> >>> >
    >> >>> >> On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@ yoho.com">
    >> >> wrote:
    >> >>> >>
    >> >>> >>>Mike Rieves wrote:
    >> >>> >>>
    >> >>> >>>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it out?
    >> >>> >>>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about

    > getting
    >> >> the
    >> >>> >>>>fingerboard sticky.
    >> >>> >>>
    >> >>> >>>>Suggestions?
    >> >>> >>>
    >> >>> >>>>Mike Rieves
    >> >>> >>>
    >> >>> >>>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.
    >> >>> >>
    >> >>> >>
    >> >>> >> Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.
    >> >>> >
    >> >>> > That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste in

    > the
    >> >> mouth.
    >> >>>
    >> >>> Make sure it's plugged in and crank the amp to 11. Make an mp3 of

    > it
    >> >> too!
    >> >>>
    >> >> heh
    >> >
    >> > All they have to do as ask PedoDeco, the butt-pirate specialist.

    >>
    >> Poor wittle Soc.Fr00t got Art Decos flying around inside his puny

    > skull.
    >>
    >> heh
    >>

    > Why are you engaging in name calling, Fatso?
    >


    Who are you calling Fatso? Really, I don't know. I just deleted this
    thred.

    bertie
     
  12. "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in
    news:PomdnRLofaXnLTranZ2dnUVZ_oCvnZ2d@centurytel.net:

    >
    > "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
    > news:fo8abu$t8e$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    >> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1k4ul6.3eq.17.2
    >> @news.alt.net:
    >>
    >> > On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:12:33 -0800, Hagar wrote:
    >> >
    >> >>
    >> >> "John "C"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
    >> >> news:Xe2dnT8L1Y9JGzranZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@centurytel.net...
    >> >>>
    >> >>> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    >> >>> news:1k4lse.iq2.19.1@news.alt.net...
    >> >>>> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:36:52 -0800, captdan wrote:
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>> > The Bishop wrote:
    >> >>>> >
    >> >>>> >> On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@ yoho.com">
    >> >>> wrote:
    >> >>>> >>
    >> >>>> >>>Mike Rieves wrote:
    >> >>>> >>>
    >> >>>> >>>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it

    out?
    >> >>>> >>>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about

    >> getting
    >> >>> the
    >> >>>> >>>>fingerboard sticky.
    >> >>>> >>>
    >> >>>> >>>>Suggestions?
    >> >>>> >>>
    >> >>>> >>>>Mike Rieves
    >> >>>> >>>
    >> >>>> >>>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.
    >> >>>> >>
    >> >>>> >>
    >> >>>> >> Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.
    >> >>>> >
    >> >>>> > That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste in

    > the
    >> >>> mouth.
    >> >>>>
    >> >>>> Make sure it's plugged in and crank the amp to 11. Make an mp3

    of
    >> it
    >> >>> too!
    >> >>>>
    >> >>> heh
    >> >>
    >> >> All they have to do as ask PedoDeco, the butt-pirate specialist.
    >> >
    >> > Poor wittle Soc.Fr00t got Art Decos flying around inside his puny

    >> skull.
    >> >

    >>
    >> Lucky Art. Does he get a perch and a little bell?
    >>
    >> Bertie.

    >
    > If you bend-over in front of Art Deco, he'll have your perch and if

    you
    > hear bells then it's too late!
    >
    > Beware or Be screwed!
    >


    Once there's paper on the bottom of the cage I'm not concerned with
    that.



    Bertie
     
  13. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
    news:fo8bde$t8e$7@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in news:Kr-
    > dnWDoRdvlNzranZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@centurytel.net:
    >
    > >
    > > "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    > > news:1k4ul6.3eq.17.2@news.alt.net...
    > >> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:12:33 -0800, Hagar wrote:
    > >>
    > >> >
    > >> > "John "C"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
    > >> > news:Xe2dnT8L1Y9JGzranZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@centurytel.net...
    > >> >>
    > >> >> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    > >> >> news:1k4lse.iq2.19.1@news.alt.net...
    > >> >>> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:36:52 -0800, captdan wrote:
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>> > The Bishop wrote:
    > >> >>> >
    > >> >>> >> On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@

    yoho.com">
    > >> >> wrote:
    > >> >>> >>
    > >> >>> >>>Mike Rieves wrote:
    > >> >>> >>>
    > >> >>> >>>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it

    out?
    > >> >>> >>>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about

    > > getting
    > >> >> the
    > >> >>> >>>>fingerboard sticky.
    > >> >>> >>>
    > >> >>> >>>>Suggestions?
    > >> >>> >>>
    > >> >>> >>>>Mike Rieves
    > >> >>> >>>
    > >> >>> >>>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.
    > >> >>> >>
    > >> >>> >>
    > >> >>> >> Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.
    > >> >>> >
    > >> >>> > That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste in

    > > the
    > >> >> mouth.
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>> Make sure it's plugged in and crank the amp to 11. Make an mp3

    of
    > > it
    > >> >> too!
    > >> >>>
    > >> >> heh
    > >> >
    > >> > All they have to do as ask PedoDeco, the butt-pirate specialist.
    > >>
    > >> Poor wittle Soc.Fr00t got Art Decos flying around inside his puny

    > > skull.
    > >>
    > >> heh
    > >>

    > > Why are you engaging in name calling, Fatso?
    > >

    >
    > Who are you calling Fatso? Really, I don't know. I just deleted this
    > thred.
    >
    > bertie


    You know, Old Beer Belly (Meat Plow).

    Number One
     
  14. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
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    > "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in
    > news:PomdnRLofaXnLTranZ2dnUVZ_oCvnZ2d@centurytel.net:
    >
    > >
    > > "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
    > > news:fo8abu$t8e$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > >> Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1k4ul6.3eq.17.2
    > >> @news.alt.net:
    > >>
    > >> > On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:12:33 -0800, Hagar wrote:
    > >> >
    > >> >>
    > >> >> "John "C"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
    > >> >> news:Xe2dnT8L1Y9JGzranZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@centurytel.net...
    > >> >>>
    > >> >>> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    > >> >>> news:1k4lse.iq2.19.1@news.alt.net...
    > >> >>>> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:36:52 -0800, captdan wrote:
    > >> >>>>
    > >> >>>> > The Bishop wrote:
    > >> >>>> >
    > >> >>>> >> On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@

    yoho.com">
    > >> >>> wrote:
    > >> >>>> >>
    > >> >>>> >>>Mike Rieves wrote:
    > >> >>>> >>>
    > >> >>>> >>>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it

    > out?
    > >> >>>> >>>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about
    > >> getting
    > >> >>> the
    > >> >>>> >>>>fingerboard sticky.
    > >> >>>> >>>
    > >> >>>> >>>>Suggestions?
    > >> >>>> >>>
    > >> >>>> >>>>Mike Rieves
    > >> >>>> >>>
    > >> >>>> >>>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.
    > >> >>>> >>
    > >> >>>> >>
    > >> >>>> >> Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.
    > >> >>>> >
    > >> >>>> > That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste

    in
    > > the
    > >> >>> mouth.
    > >> >>>>
    > >> >>>> Make sure it's plugged in and crank the amp to 11. Make an mp3

    > of
    > >> it
    > >> >>> too!
    > >> >>>>
    > >> >>> heh
    > >> >>
    > >> >> All they have to do as ask PedoDeco, the butt-pirate specialist.
    > >> >
    > >> > Poor wittle Soc.Fr00t got Art Decos flying around inside his puny
    > >> skull.
    > >> >
    > >>
    > >> Lucky Art. Does he get a perch and a little bell?
    > >>
    > >> Bertie.

    > >
    > > If you bend-over in front of Art Deco, he'll have your perch and if

    > you
    > > hear bells then it's too late!
    > >
    > > Beware or Be screwed!
    > >

    >
    > Once there's paper on the bottom of the cage I'm not concerned with
    > that.
    > Bertie
    >

    All righty, then.....

    Number One
     
  15. Art Deco

    Art Deco Guest

    Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote:

    >Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1k4ul6.3eq.17.2
    >@news.alt.net:
    >
    >> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:12:33 -0800, Hagar wrote:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> "John "C"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
    >>> news:Xe2dnT8L1Y9JGzranZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@centurytel.net...
    >>>>
    >>>> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    >>>> news:1k4lse.iq2.19.1@news.alt.net...
    >>>>> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:36:52 -0800, captdan wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> > The Bishop wrote:
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> >> On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@ yoho.com">
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>> >>
    >>>>> >>>Mike Rieves wrote:
    >>>>> >>>
    >>>>> >>>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it out?
    >>>>> >>>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about

    >getting
    >>>> the
    >>>>> >>>>fingerboard sticky.
    >>>>> >>>
    >>>>> >>>>Suggestions?
    >>>>> >>>
    >>>>> >>>>Mike Rieves
    >>>>> >>>
    >>>>> >>>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.
    >>>>> >>
    >>>>> >>
    >>>>> >> Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.
    >>>>> >
    >>>>> > That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste in the
    >>>> mouth.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Make sure it's plugged in and crank the amp to 11. Make an mp3 of

    >it
    >>>> too!
    >>>>>
    >>>> heh
    >>>
    >>> All they have to do as ask PedoDeco, the butt-pirate specialist.

    >>
    >> Poor wittle Soc.Fr00t got Art Decos flying around inside his puny

    >skull.
    >>

    >
    >Lucky Art. Does he get a perch and a little bell?


    Hagar the Lame-ar is quite the little obsesso, yes? Like all the
    really good fanbois, he *hates* being ignored.

    I may have some kennel space still available, let me go check out back.

    --
    Official Art Deco Post
     
  16. "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in
    news:EYidne6jQ985LzranZ2dnUVZ_vmlnZ2d@centurytel.net:

    >
    > "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
    > news:fo8bde$t8e$7@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    >> "John \"C\"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in news:Kr-
    >> dnWDoRdvlNzranZ2dnUVZ_v-hnZ2d@centurytel.net:
    >>
    >> >
    >> > "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    >> > news:1k4ul6.3eq.17.2@news.alt.net...
    >> >> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:12:33 -0800, Hagar wrote:
    >> >>
    >> >> >
    >> >> > "John "C"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
    >> >> > news:Xe2dnT8L1Y9JGzranZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@centurytel.net...
    >> >> >>
    >> >> >> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    >> >> >> news:1k4lse.iq2.19.1@news.alt.net...
    >> >> >>> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:36:52 -0800, captdan wrote:
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >>> > The Bishop wrote:
    >> >> >>> >
    >> >> >>> >> On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@

    > yoho.com">
    >> >> >> wrote:
    >> >> >>> >>
    >> >> >>> >>>Mike Rieves wrote:
    >> >> >>> >>>
    >> >> >>> >>>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it

    > out?
    >> >> >>> >>>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about
    >> > getting
    >> >> >> the
    >> >> >>> >>>>fingerboard sticky.
    >> >> >>> >>>
    >> >> >>> >>>>Suggestions?
    >> >> >>> >>>
    >> >> >>> >>>>Mike Rieves
    >> >> >>> >>>
    >> >> >>> >>>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.
    >> >> >>> >>
    >> >> >>> >>
    >> >> >>> >> Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.
    >> >> >>> >
    >> >> >>> > That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste

    in
    >> > the
    >> >> >> mouth.
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >>> Make sure it's plugged in and crank the amp to 11. Make an mp3

    > of
    >> > it
    >> >> >> too!
    >> >> >>>
    >> >> >> heh
    >> >> >
    >> >> > All they have to do as ask PedoDeco, the butt-pirate specialist.
    >> >>
    >> >> Poor wittle Soc.Fr00t got Art Decos flying around inside his puny
    >> > skull.
    >> >>
    >> >> heh
    >> >>
    >> > Why are you engaging in name calling, Fatso?
    >> >

    >>
    >> Who are you calling Fatso? Really, I don't know. I just deleted this
    >> thred.
    >>
    >> bertie

    >
    > You know, Old Beer Belly (Meat Plow).
    >
    > Number One
    >
    >
    >


    Has he got a fat Mii or did he cheat?

    Bertie
     
  17. Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in news:040220081909298913%
    erfc@caballista.org:

    > Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote:
    >
    >>Meat Plow <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in news:1k4ul6.3eq.17.2
    >>@news.alt.net:
    >>
    >>> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:12:33 -0800, Hagar wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>
    >>>> "John "C"" <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote in message
    >>>> news:Xe2dnT8L1Y9JGzranZ2dnUVZ_sednZ2d@centurytel.net...
    >>>>>
    >>>>> "Meat Plow" <meat@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
    >>>>> news:1k4lse.iq2.19.1@news.alt.net...
    >>>>>> On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:36:52 -0800, captdan wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> > The Bishop wrote:
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> >> On Feb 4, 2:47 pm, Big Peter <""don't touch me \"@ yoho.com">
    >>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>> >>
    >>>>>> >>>Mike Rieves wrote:
    >>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>> >>>>Stuck up my ass. Is Vaseline or KY better for getting it out?
    >>>>>> >>>>A friend suggested using olive oil but I'm worried about

    >>getting
    >>>>> the
    >>>>>> >>>>fingerboard sticky.
    >>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>> >>>>Suggestions?
    >>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>> >>>>Mike Rieves
    >>>>>> >>>
    >>>>>> >>>Plus the fact that it will smell like shit.
    >>>>>> >>
    >>>>>> >>
    >>>>>> >> Keep pushing until it comes out the other end.
    >>>>>> >
    >>>>>> > That might be a little painfull.....leaving a shitty taste in

    the
    >>>>> mouth.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Make sure it's plugged in and crank the amp to 11. Make an mp3 of

    >>it
    >>>>> too!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>> heh
    >>>>
    >>>> All they have to do as ask PedoDeco, the butt-pirate specialist.
    >>>
    >>> Poor wittle Soc.Fr00t got Art Decos flying around inside his puny

    >>skull.
    >>>

    >>
    >>Lucky Art. Does he get a perch and a little bell?

    >
    > Hagar the Lame-ar is quite the little obsesso, yes? Like all the
    > really good fanbois, he *hates* being ignored.
    >
    > I may have some kennel space still available, let me go check out

    back.
    >


    It's nice to see a caring owner. I'd hate to see anyone ending up on
    Animal cops usenet.

    "But i haven't got the money to tak my k00k to a vet" "sorry Ma'am we're
    going to have to take him and put him down"

    OK, lame, but I'm tired.





    Bertie
     
  18. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    "Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message

    > Hagar the Lame-ar is quite the little obsesso, yes? Like all the
    > really good fanbois, he *hates* being ignored.


    No body's ignoring him, especially you, Doofus Deco.


    Number One
     

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