Re: I have a radical idea for you whiners

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by gregvk, Jan 30, 2008.

  1. gregvk

    gregvk Guest

    Lefty <leftydrude@netscape.net> wrote in news:8a7fedf2-4422-4a49-a544-
    8e2c919a2e6c@z17g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:

    > See, I come here every once in a while to watch flame wars.


    See, nobody fucking cares.

    > Here's the thing- unless they've gone after you IRL and made threats,
    > you aren't being stalked. It would be considered cyberstalking if they
    > had sent you threatening emails or instant messages, but anything said
    > on a group is not stalking, because you have the option to ignore it.
    > Only when they invade your privacy can you make a legitimate claim
    > that your freedom to ignore their taunts has been taken away and you
    > are therefore a victim of harassment. If this happens, you have
    > recourse. You can block their emails and report them to their ISP. If
    > they have made threats of physical harm, you can contact police.


    Question: What the HELL are you talking about?

    > But I suspect that this is not the case. The "stalking" consists only
    > of flaming on usenet. In that case, have the decency to flame back and
    > give us a show rather than mewling like sissies.


    You first, Tough Guy.

    > If you don't want to do that, I propose you do the following; if you
    > do not like AUK, don't read AUK or engage in conversation with people
    > you know to be AUKers. Is that impossible for you to do?


    Why, yes. Yes it is. Got a problem with that?

    > Rant over.


    Oh, is that what you call a rant? Pffft. That wasn't a rant; that was
    just you moaning because nobody magically determined what kinds of posts
    you like to see and subsequently filled the newsgroup up with them for your
    personal viewing pleasure. Please to be leaving a complete detailed
    description of precisely what you expect to see here, and everybody on the
    planet will take at least one hour out of each day to compose a special
    article tailored to your specifications. Then the next time you decide to
    honor Usenet with your royal presence, you will be happily inundated with
    billions and billions of articles that will, individually and collectively,
    satisfy your literary palate. ...Or you can just curl up on the floor and
    die. Your choice.

    Asshole.
     
  2. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    "gregvk" <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in message
    news:Xns9A358A019F8C7A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1...
    > Lefty <leftydrude@netscape.net> wrote in news:8a7fedf2-4422-4a49-a544-
    > 8e2c919a2e6c@z17g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
    >
    > > See, I come here every once in a while to watch flame wars.

    >
    > See, nobody fucking cares.
    >
    > > Here's the thing- unless they've gone after you IRL and made

    threats,
    > > you aren't being stalked. It would be considered cyberstalking if

    they
    > > had sent you threatening emails or instant messages, but anything

    said
    > > on a group is not stalking, because you have the option to ignore

    it.
    > > Only when they invade your privacy can you make a legitimate claim
    > > that your freedom to ignore their taunts has been taken away and you
    > > are therefore a victim of harassment. If this happens, you have
    > > recourse. You can block their emails and report them to their ISP.

    If
    > > they have made threats of physical harm, you can contact police.

    >
    > Question: What the HELL are you talking about?
    >
    > > But I suspect that this is not the case. The "stalking" consists

    only
    > > of flaming on usenet. In that case, have the decency to flame back

    and
    > > give us a show rather than mewling like sissies.

    >
    > You first, Tough Guy.
    >
    > > If you don't want to do that, I propose you do the following; if you
    > > do not like AUK, don't read AUK or engage in conversation with

    people
    > > you know to be AUKers. Is that impossible for you to do?

    >
    > Why, yes. Yes it is. Got a problem with that?
    >
    > > Rant over.

    >
    > Oh, is that what you call a rant? Pffft. That wasn't a rant; that

    was
    > just you moaning because nobody magically determined what kinds of

    posts
    > you like to see and subsequently filled the newsgroup up with them for

    your
    > personal viewing pleasure. Please to be leaving a complete detailed
    > description of precisely what you expect to see here, and everybody on

    the
    > planet will take at least one hour out of each day to compose a

    special
    > article tailored to your specifications. Then the next time you

    decide to
    > honor Usenet with your royal presence, you will be happily inundated

    with
    > billions and billions of articles that will, individually and

    collectively,
    > satisfy your literary palate. ...Or you can just curl up on the floor

    and
    > die. Your choice.
    >
    > Asshole.


    Gregvk, weren't you a little hard on the Beav today?

    Number One
     
  3. Neredbojias

    Neredbojias Guest

    Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 20:34:22
    GMT gregvk scribed:

    > Lefty <leftydrude@netscape.net> wrote in news:8a7fedf2-4422-4a49-a544-
    > 8e2c919a2e6c@z17g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
    >
    >> See, I come here every once in a while to watch flame wars.

    >
    > See, nobody fucking cares.


    I think you're being too subtle.

    > Asshole.


    Ahh, that's better.

    --
    Neredbojias
    Riches are their own reward.
     
  4. "gregvk" <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in message
    news:Xns9A358A019F8C7A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1...
    > Lefty <leftydrude@netscape.net> wrote in news:8a7fedf2-4422-4a49-a544-
    > 8e2c919a2e6c@z17g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:


    > > If you don't want to do that, I propose you do the following; if you
    > > do not like AUK, don't read AUK or engage in conversation with people
    > > you know to be AUKers. Is that impossible for you to do?

    >
    > Why, yes. Yes it is. Got a problem with that?


    Well greggie-poo, isn't it a bit hard to ignore AUK....

    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..

    WITH YOU CROSSPOSTING SHIT FROM THERE EVERY FUCKING 10 MINUTES!
     
  5. Lefty

    Lefty Guest

    On Jan 30, 3:34 pm, gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    > Lefty <leftydr...@netscape.net> wrote in news:8a7fedf2-4422-4a49-a544-
    > 8e2c919a2...@z17g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:
    >
    > > See, I come here every once in a while to watch flame wars.

    >
    > See, nobody fucking cares.


    You evidently do. You responded.

    > > Here's the thing- unless they've gone after you IRL and made threats,
    > > you aren't being stalked. It would be considered cyberstalking if they
    > > had sent you threatening emails or instant messages, but anything said
    > > on a group is not stalking, because you have the option to ignore it.
    > > Only when they invade your privacy can you make a legitimate claim
    > > that your freedom to ignore their taunts has been taken away and you
    > > are therefore a victim of harassment. If this happens, you have
    > > recourse. You can block their emails and report them to their ISP. If
    > > they have made threats of physical harm, you can contact police.

    >
    > Question: What the HELL are you talking about?


    Do you need that in another format? What exactly are you having
    trouble with?

    > > But I suspect that this is not the case. The "stalking" consists only
    > > of flaming on usenet. In that case, have the decency to flame back and
    > > give us a show rather than mewling like sissies.

    >
    > You first, Tough Guy.


    What made you think I was talking about you? After all, you don't even
    know what I'm talking about, right?

    > > If you don't want to do that, I propose you do the following; if you
    > > do not like AUK, don't read AUK or engage in conversation with people
    > > you know to be AUKers. Is that impossible for you to do?

    >
    > Why, yes. Yes it is. Got a problem with that?


    So now you not only do you know what I'm talking about, but you admit
    to being one of the whiners I'm talking about.
    Next you'll admit you really do care.
    Why not just tell the truth to begin with? You should just post a
    statement like; "Yes, I am a pussified coward who cannot handle being
    flamed, so I falsely accuse flamers of stalking me in the vain hope
    that somebody will believe me and weep for my plight. I'm an
    attention whore and a crashing bore, and I can't help myself, so I
    will continue to piddle my irrational drivel on AUK."

    >
    > > Rant over.

    >
    > Oh, is that what you call a rant? Pffft. That wasn't a rant; that was
    > just you moaning because nobody magically determined what kinds of posts
    > you like to see and subsequently filled the newsgroup up with them for your
    > personal viewing pleasure. Please to be leaving a complete detailed
    > description of precisely what you expect to see here, and everybody on the
    > planet will take at least one hour out of each day to compose a special
    > article tailored to your specifications. Then the next time you decide to
    > honor Usenet with your royal presence, you will be happily inundated with
    > billions and billions of articles that will, individually and collectively,
    > satisfy your literary palate. ...Or you can just curl up on the floor and
    > die. Your choice.
    >
    > Asshole.


    You've just guaranteed that I'll post more rants/moans in the future
    in the hope of being entertained by your petulant responses.
    What fun!
     
  6. On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 22:23:00 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
    <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

    >
    >"gregvk" <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in message
    >news:Xns9A358A019F8C7A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1...
    >> Lefty <leftydrude@netscape.net> wrote in news:8a7fedf2-4422-4a49-a544-
    >> 8e2c919a2e6c@z17g2000hsg.googlegroups.com:

    >
    >> > If you don't want to do that, I propose you do the following; if you
    >> > do not like AUK, don't read AUK or engage in conversation with people
    >> > you know to be AUKers. Is that impossible for you to do?

    >>
    >> Why, yes. Yes it is. Got a problem with that?

    >
    >Well greggie-poo, isn't it a bit hard to ignore AUK....
    >
    >.
    >.
    >.
    >.
    >.
    >.
    >.
    >.
    >
    >WITH YOU CROSSPOSTING SHIT FROM THERE EVERY FUCKING 10 MINUTES!


    Leslie doesn't have much choice, everyone keeps dumping him in the
    plonk file so he has to keep cross poasting to new groups looking for
    people to pay attention to him. Really, he's just a child whose
    parents use the Internet as his babysitter and he simply doesn't know
    how to get positive attention so he acts out, looking for negative
    attention. He just doesn't know any better.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  7. Lefty

    Lefty Guest

    On Jan 31, 5:08 pm, UnusuallyPleasantB...@googlemail.com wrote:
    > On Jan 31, 7:46 pm, Lefty <leftydr...@netscape.net> wrote:
    >
    > > On Jan 30, 3:34 pm, gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    > > rant...

    >
    > Why don't you both shut the fuck up you pair of YANK CUNTS!


    You don't like watching people fight? Then why do you come to AUK? Why
    come to usenet at all, for that matter?

    BTW, I'm not a Yank, you Earl Grey sipping, steak and kidney pie
    eating, vaguely effete wankbot from Cocksure-On-The-Thames who, like
    95% of Britons, can no longer afford to buy a house in the country
    he's inordinately proud to live in. Enjoy your two hundred square foot
    third floor walkup with the slagheap view and the creeping damp in the
    masonry.
     
  8. gregvk

    gregvk Guest

  9. gregvk

    gregvk Guest

    Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    news:h9g4q3lm818msepf8jrdsqu5gouj4gjmu9@4ax.com:

    >>Well greggie-poo, isn't it a bit hard to ignore AUK....
    >>
    >>WITH YOU CROSSPOSTING SHIT FROM THERE EVERY FUCKING 10 MINUTES!

    >
    > He just doesn't know any better.


    It's hilarious when two of the heaviest crossposters whine about
    crossposting, especially when they both have decent filtering capabilities
    at their fingertips.

    /lol
     
  10. On 31 Jan 2008 23:06:25 GMT, gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote:

    >> He just doesn't know any better.


    >It's hi<COCK SLAP>


    The grownups are talking now, Leslie. Run along, it's time for your
    nap.

    --

    Onideus Mad Hatter
    mhm ? x ?
    http://www.backwater-productions.net
    http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


    Hatter Quotes
    -------------
    "You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
    best."

    "I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
    with it."

    "I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

    "Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

    "Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

    "Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
    bad."

    "There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

    "The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

    "Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
    of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

    "Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
    that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
    of its relevancy."

    "Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
    creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

    "Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

    "People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
    they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
    givin em out for free."

    "Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
    So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
    to their merry little mess."

    "There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
    horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
    their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
    sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
    images burned into their tiny little minds'."

    "How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
    properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

    "Those who record history are those who control history."

    "I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
    endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
    don't get sent to me...I come for you."

    "Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
    tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

    "Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
    function?"

    "Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
    Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
    indicates an increase in Webtv users."

    "Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
    gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
     
  11. "gregvk" <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in message
    news:Xns9A36A3C98E789A7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1...
    > Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
    > news:h9g4q3lm818msepf8jrdsqu5gouj4gjmu9@4ax.com:
    >
    > >>Well greggie-poo, isn't it a bit hard to ignore AUK....
    > >>
    > >>WITH YOU CROSSPOSTING SHIT FROM THERE EVERY FUCKING 10 MINUTES!

    > >
    > > He just doesn't know any better.

    >
    > It's hilarious when two of the heaviest crossposters whine about
    > crossposting, especially when they both have decent filtering capabilities
    > at their fingertips.
    >

    Who are these two crossposters? I assume you are one of them considering
    how many stupid fucking crossposts from god-knows-where you're sent here.
    At least you're entertaining in your own k00ky way.
     

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