Re: Good grief

Re: Clive, idiot or fjuktard? I can't decide.

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:qkl3q3hjugs3cu35fdqab83g063kd20a7p@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:24:58 +0000 (UTC), in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
> bloviated:
>
>>BTW, do you think it's clever to threaten someone you rekon is a sykoh
>>while using your real name and address?
>>
>>Pretty stupid there are some craaaaaazzzzyyyy peeple out there, d00d.
>>
>>Bertie
>
> </ME waves>
> I have medical records that prove it!!!!!
>

Excellent. It's essential to have proper documentation for these things.


Bertie

 

Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:fnsgfq$sva$3
@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

> "Brian Gaff" <briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
> news:0YXnj.85291$c_1.57198@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>
>> We seem to have a troll in our midst. For those who may not have
>> looked at the newsgroups line in the header, there are way more than
>> three, which is the generally accepted max number of crosspostings.
>> Its not even true that all are on topic, so I guess we just ignore the
>> rubbish and hope we have something on topic to talk about to make the
>> signal to noise better.
>
> Wow. Shokking. where is the little bastard?

Three is the "generally accepted max" now, huh. Something tells me Brian
is kinda stupid.

 

gregvk <greg@nospam.okthx> wrote in
news:Xns9A365F31079FCA7E90087C86051@127.0.0.1:

> Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:fnsgfq$sva$3
> @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> "Brian Gaff" <briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
>> news:0YXnj.85291$c_1.57198@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>>
>>> We seem to have a troll in our midst. For those who may not have
>>> looked at the newsgroups line in the header, there are way more than
>>> three, which is the generally accepted max number of crosspostings.
>>> Its not even true that all are on topic, so I guess we just ignore
>>> the rubbish and hope we have something on topic to talk about to
>>> make the signal to noise better.
>>
>> Wow. Shokking. where is the little bastard?
>
> Three is the "generally accepted max" now, huh. Something tells me
> Brian is kinda stupid.
>

Yeah, but we'll give him the benefit of th edoubt and declare him an
imbecile for now and let him work his way up to kinda stupid if he can.

Better to err on the side of caution with these things.



Bertie

 

Re: Clive, idiot or fjuktard? I can't decide.

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
> news:qkl3q3hjugs3cu35fdqab83g063kd20a7p@4ax.com:
>
>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:24:58 +0000 (UTC), in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>> BTW, do you think it's clever to threaten someone you rekon is a sykoh
>>> while using your real name and address?
>>>
>>> Pretty stupid there are some craaaaaazzzzyyyy peeple out there, d00d.
>>>
>>> Bertie
>> </ME waves>
>> I have medical records that prove it!!!!!
>>
>
> Excellent. It's essential to have proper documentation for these things.
>
>
> Bertie
You heard about the FAA medical examiner giving an ATR a
Rorschach test for his first class physical?

First ink blot;
"That's a guy making it with a woman in a canoe"

Second ink blot;
"That's two women making it in the back seat of a Toyota"
Third ink blot;
"That's a gang bang going on top of a pool table at a bowling alley"

The Examiner says, " Captain, I hate to tell you this but you have a
sexual fixation".

The ATR answers,
"Don't hand me that shit. YOU'RE the one with all the dirty pictures!"


--
Dudley Henriques

 

Re: Clive, idiot or fjuktard? I can't decide.

Dudley Henriques <dhenriques@rcn.com> wrote in
news:f9-dnbomzdjJYzzanZ2dnUVZ_uSgnZ2d@rcn.net:

> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>> news:qkl3q3hjugs3cu35fdqab83g063kd20a7p@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:24:58 +0000 (UTC), in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
>>> bloviated:
>>>
>>>> BTW, do you think it's clever to threaten someone you rekon is a
>>>> sykoh while using your real name and address?
>>>>
>>>> Pretty stupid there are some craaaaaazzzzyyyy peeple out there,
>>>> d00d.
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>> </ME waves>
>>> I have medical records that prove it!!!!!
>>>
>>
>> Excellent. It's essential to have proper documentation for these
>> things.
>>
>>
>> Bertie
> You heard about the FAA medical examiner giving an ATR a
> Rorschach test for his first class physical?
>
> First ink blot;
> "That's a guy making it with a woman in a canoe"
>
> Second ink blot;
> "That's two women making it in the back seat of a Toyota"
> Third ink blot;
> "That's a gang bang going on top of a pool table at a bowling alley"
>
> The Examiner says, " Captain, I hate to tell you this but you have a
> sexual fixation".
>
> The ATR answers,
> "Don't hand me that shit. YOU'RE the one with all the dirty pictures!"
>
>

He he. Perversion is in the eye of the beholder. In my first psych class
in HS the teach showed us a bunch of ink blots. One was clearly a vagina
and we all laughed as soon as we saw it. The teacher asked us what we
were looking at and we said "C'mon!You're putting us on!" he looked and
said. "Oh i see, you think that looks like a vagina. OK then Well, if i
showed this to a little old lady instead of a bunch of horny teenage
boys, she might see a butterfly, or a bunch of trees.. "
He moved on and we got the point.

Bertie

Bertie

 

Re: Clive, idiot or fjuktard? I can't decide.

Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> Dudley Henriques <dhenriques@rcn.com> wrote in
> news:f9-dnbomzdjJYzzanZ2dnUVZ_uSgnZ2d@rcn.net:
>
>> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>> news:qkl3q3hjugs3cu35fdqab83g063kd20a7p@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:24:58 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
>>>> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>> BTW, do you think it's clever to threaten someone you rekon is a
>>>>> sykoh while using your real name and address?
>>>>>
>>>>> Pretty stupid there are some craaaaaazzzzyyyy peeple out there,
>>>>> d00d.
>>>>>
>>>>> Bertie
>>>> </ME waves>
>>>> I have medical records that prove it!!!!!
>>>>
>>> Excellent. It's essential to have proper documentation for these
>>> things.
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie
>> You heard about the FAA medical examiner giving an ATR a
>> Rorschach test for his first class physical?
>>
>> First ink blot;
>> "That's a guy making it with a woman in a canoe"
>>
>> Second ink blot;
>> "That's two women making it in the back seat of a Toyota"
>> Third ink blot;
>> "That's a gang bang going on top of a pool table at a bowling alley"
>>
>> The Examiner says, " Captain, I hate to tell you this but you have a
>> sexual fixation".
>>
>> The ATR answers,
>> "Don't hand me that shit. YOU'RE the one with all the dirty pictures!"
>>
>>
>
> He he. Perversion is in the eye of the beholder. In my first psych class
> in HS the teach showed us a bunch of ink blots. One was clearly a vagina
> and we all laughed as soon as we saw it. The teacher asked us what we
> were looking at and we said "C'mon!You're putting us on!" he looked and
> said. "Oh i see, you think that looks like a vagina. OK then Well, if i
> showed this to a little old lady instead of a bunch of horny teenage
> boys, she might see a butterfly, or a bunch of trees.. "
> He moved on and we got the point.
>
> Bertie
>
> Bertie
On the other hand, in the Psyche class scenario, you have to be careful
telling some of those little old ladies that theirs looks like a bunch
of trees. They have those canes and walkers you know and that stuff
hurts like hell when you get hit with it. )

--
Dudley Henriques

 

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:55:23 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
wrote:

>"Brian Gaff" <briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
>news:0YXnj.85291$c_1.57198@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>
>> We seem to have a troll in our midst. For those who may not have
>> looked at the newsgroups line in the header, there are way more than
>> three, which is the generally accepted max number of crosspostings.
>> Its not even true that all are on topic, so I guess we just ignore the
>> rubbish and hope we have something on topic to talk about to make the
>> signal to noise better.
>

Thanks for posting Bertie. This WAS some good grief.

>Wow. Shokking. where is the little bastard?

I would like to know as well.

Jade

>
>
>
>Bertie

 

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>Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> wrote in news:fnsgfq$sva$3
>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
>
>> "Brian Gaff" <briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
>> news:0YXnj.85291$c_1.57198@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>>
>>> We seem to have a troll in our midst. For those who may not have
>>> looked at the newsgroups line in the header, there are way more than
>>> three, which is the generally accepted max number of crosspostings.
>>> Its not even true that all are on topic, so I guess we just ignore the
>>> rubbish and hope we have something on topic to talk about to make the
>>> signal to noise better.
>>
>> Wow. Shokking. where is the little bastard?
>
>Three is the "generally accepted max" now, huh. Something tells me Brian
>is kinda stupid.

Shh. Those are the best kind!

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>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:55:23 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
>wrote:
>
>>"Brian Gaff" <briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
>>news:0YXnj.85291$c_1.57198@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>>
>>> We seem to have a troll in our midst. For those who may not have
>>> looked at the newsgroups line in the header, there are way more than
>>> three, which is the generally accepted max number of crosspostings.
>>> Its not even true that all are on topic, so I guess we just ignore the
>>> rubbish and hope we have something on topic to talk about to make the
>>> signal to noise better.
>>
>
>Thanks for posting Bertie. This WAS some good grief.
>
>>Wow. Shokking. where is the little bastard?
>
>I would like to know as well.

Me too.

>Jade
>
>>
>>
>>
>>Bertie

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Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
news:5s64q3lo31qj9dl5626cqoo3n9ctsl6knn@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:55:23 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
> wrote:
>
>>"Brian Gaff" <briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
>>news:0YXnj.85291$c_1.57198@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>>
>>> We seem to have a troll in our midst. For those who may not have
>>> looked at the newsgroups line in the header, there are way more than
>>> three, which is the generally accepted max number of crosspostings.
>>> Its not even true that all are on topic, so I guess we just ignore the
>>> rubbish and hope we have something on topic to talk about to make the
>>> signal to noise better.
>>
>
> Thanks for posting Bertie. This WAS some good grief.

A pleasure. Best I've seen in ages.



Bertie

 

Re: Clive, idiot or fjuktard? I can't decide.

Dudley Henriques <dhenriques@rcn.com> wrote in
news:v7idndk-eqj8hj_anZ2dnUVZ_oPinZ2d@rcn.net:

> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> Dudley Henriques <dhenriques@rcn.com> wrote in
>> news:f9-dnbomzdjJYzzanZ2dnUVZ_uSgnZ2d@rcn.net:
>>
>>> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>>> Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>>> news:qkl3q3hjugs3cu35fdqab83g063kd20a7p@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:24:58 +0000 (UTC), in
>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>
>>>>>> BTW, do you think it's clever to threaten someone you rekon is a
>>>>>> sykoh while using your real name and address?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pretty stupid there are some craaaaaazzzzyyyy peeple out there,
>>>>>> d00d.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Bertie
>>>>> </ME waves>
>>>>> I have medical records that prove it!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>> Excellent. It's essential to have proper documentation for these
>>>> things.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>> You heard about the FAA medical examiner giving an ATR a
>>> Rorschach test for his first class physical?
>>>
>>> First ink blot;
>>> "That's a guy making it with a woman in a canoe"
>>>
>>> Second ink blot;
>>> "That's two women making it in the back seat of a Toyota"
>>> Third ink blot;
>>> "That's a gang bang going on top of a pool table at a bowling alley"
>>>
>>> The Examiner says, " Captain, I hate to tell you this but you have
>>> a sexual fixation".
>>>
>>> The ATR answers,
>>> "Don't hand me that shit. YOU'RE the one with all the dirty
>>> pictures!"
>>>
>>>
>>
>> He he. Perversion is in the eye of the beholder. In my first psych
>> class in HS the teach showed us a bunch of ink blots. One was clearly
>> a vagina and we all laughed as soon as we saw it. The teacher asked
>> us what we were looking at and we said "C'mon!You're putting us on!"
>> he looked and said. "Oh i see, you think that looks like a vagina. OK
>> then Well, if i showed this to a little old lady instead of a bunch
>> of horny teenage boys, she might see a butterfly, or a bunch of
>> trees.. " He moved on and we got the point.
>>
>> Bertie
>>
>> Bertie
> On the other hand, in the Psyche class scenario, you have to be
> careful telling some of those little old ladies that theirs looks like
> a bunch of trees. They have those canes and walkers you know and that
> stuff hurts like hell when you get hit with it. )

Heh heh. but that's the point, you don't tel them anything. they tell
you. God knows what they would say..
>