Re: Good grief

"Brian Gaff" <briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
news:0YXnj.85291$c_1.57198@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:

> We seem to have a troll in our midst. For those who may not have
> looked at the newsgroups line in the header, there are way more than
> three, which is the generally accepted max number of crosspostings.
> Its not even true that all are on topic, so I guess we just ignore the
> rubbish and hope we have something on topic to talk about to make the
> signal to noise better.

Wow. Shokking. where is the little bastard?



Bertie

 

Reckon you'll be joining this guy soon.
Difficult to use a pooter in a straightjacket.
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article3279949.ece


"Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
news:fnsgfq$sva$3@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
> "Brian Gaff" <briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
> news:0YXnj.85291$c_1.57198@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>
>> We seem to have a troll in our midst. For those who may not have
>> looked at the newsgroups line in the header, there are way more than
>> three, which is the generally accepted max number of crosspostings.
>> Its not even true that all are on topic, so I guess we just ignore the
>> rubbish and hope we have something on topic to talk about to make the
>> signal to noise better.
>
> Wow. Shokking. where is the little bastard?
>
>
>
> Bertie

 

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:55:23 +0000 (UTC), in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
bloviated:

>"Brian Gaff" <briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
>news:0YXnj.85291$c_1.57198@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>
>> We seem to have a troll in our midst. For those who may not have
>> looked at the newsgroups line in the header, there are way more than
>> three, which is the generally accepted max number of crosspostings.
>> Its not even true that all are on topic, so I guess we just ignore the
>> rubbish and hope we have something on topic to talk about to make the
>> signal to noise better.
>
>Wow. Shokking. where is the little bastard?
>
>
>
>Bertie

I knows where iz teh Ratz bastige.

 

"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in
news:47a1ca54$0$11732$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com:

> Reckon you'll be joining this guy soon.
> Difficult to use a pooter in a straightjacket.
> http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article327
> 9949.ece

Do you?

Got news for you sunshine. Not going to happen.


But do ask the cabin staff on each flight you board to ask the Skipper if
Bertie the Bunyip's on board. If I happen to be the Captain, I might send
you back a free drink.


BTW, the Air Canada FO called me as promised after they landed.

Bertie

 

Re: Clive, idiot or fjuktard? I can't decide.

BTW, do you think it's clever to threaten someone you rekon is a sykoh
while using your real name and address?

Pretty stupid there are some craaaaaazzzzyyyy peeple out there, d00d.

Bertie

 

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:csi3q3t95jn1m206itctlqqscop6g22boo@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:55:23 +0000 (UTC), in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
> bloviated:
>
>>"Brian Gaff" <briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
>>news:0YXnj.85291$c_1.57198@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>>
>>> We seem to have a troll in our midst. For those who may not have
>>> looked at the newsgroups line in the header, there are way more than
>>> three, which is the generally accepted max number of crosspostings.
>>> Its not even true that all are on topic, so I guess we just ignore the
>>> rubbish and hope we have something on topic to talk about to make the
>>> signal to noise better.
>>
>>Wow. Shokking. where is the little bastard?
>>
>>
>>
>>Bertie
>
> I knows where iz teh Ratz bastige.
>

Excellent. Now everybody find their troll buddy and let's al stick together
from now on.

Bertie

 

eyeball <eyeball2002308@aol.com> wrote in news:523e62ee-fcff-402a-a160-
acddbc34645b@u10g2000prn.googlegroups.com:

> On Jan 31, 8:17 am, "Clive" <cl...@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote:
>> Reckon you'll be joining this guy soon.
>> Difficult to use a pooter in a straightjacket.
> Pitching or catching?
>

Oh he's definitely going to be catching.


Bertie

 

Re: Clive, idiot or fjuktard? I can't decide.

"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in news:47a1d214$0$24479
$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com:

>
>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
> news:fnsi79$48r$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> BTW, do you think it's clever to threaten someone you rekon is a
sykoh
>> while using your real name and address?
>>
>> Pretty stupid there are some craaaaaazzzzyyyy peeple out there, d00d.
>>
>> Bertie
> Threat?

Nope, an observation.

I'm kind of a public service like that, fjukkwit.


> Just a possible eventuality cap'n.
> Unlike some I don't feel so threatened
> I have to post anon....my hobby is not pissing off
> the world in general.


Mine is.

> I suppose you're gonna crash yer plane on my house now?

What, and wase a perfetly good airplane?


> I'll leave the landing light on for you.
> You da fuckjtard or whatever made-up word
> you prefer.
> Byeeee!
> (BtB killfiled...shouldn't have let him out again)
> -C-

Yeh, those dammmmeed killefiely things never work too good do they?


Bertie
>
>
>

 

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:22:40 +0000 (UTC), in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
bloviated:

>"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in
>news:47a1ca54$0$11732$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com:
>
>> Reckon you'll be joining this guy soon.
>> Difficult to use a pooter in a straightjacket.
>> http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article327
>> 9949.ece
>
>Do you?
>
>Got news for you sunshine. Not going to happen.
>
>
>But do ask the cabin staff on each flight you board to ask the Skipper if
>Bertie the Bunyip's on board. If I happen to be the Captain, I might send
>you back a free drink.
>
>
>BTW, the Air Canada FO called me as promised after they landed.
>
>Bertie

So you are the "GOD" about whom he was screaming?

 

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:26:17 +0000 (UTC), in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
bloviated:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:csi3q3t95jn1m206itctlqqscop6g22boo@4ax.com:
>
>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:55:23 +0000 (UTC), in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>>"Brian Gaff" <briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
>>>news:0YXnj.85291$c_1.57198@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>>>
>>>> We seem to have a troll in our midst. For those who may not have
>>>> looked at the newsgroups line in the header, there are way more than
>>>> three, which is the generally accepted max number of crosspostings.
>>>> Its not even true that all are on topic, so I guess we just ignore the
>>>> rubbish and hope we have something on topic to talk about to make the
>>>> signal to noise better.
>>>
>>>Wow. Shokking. where is the little bastard?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Bertie
>>
>> I knows where iz teh Ratz bastige.
>>
>
>Excellent. Now everybody find their troll buddy and let's al stick together
>from now on.
>
>Bertie

now alamain left, now alamain right, now promenade promenade, dosey-do

 

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:36:00 +0000 (UTC), in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
bloviated:

>eyeball <eyeball2002308@aol.com> wrote in news:523e62ee-fcff-402a-a160-
>acddbc34645b@u10g2000prn.googlegroups.com:
>
>> On Jan 31, 8:17 am, "Clive" <cl...@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote:
>>> Reckon you'll be joining this guy soon.
>>> Difficult to use a pooter in a straightjacket.
>> Pitching or catching?
>>
>
>Oh he's definitely going to be catching.

So he is like a virus?

 

Re: Clive, idiot or fjuktard? I can't decide.

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:50:59 -0000, in alt.aviation.safety, "Clive"
<clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> bloviated:

>
>
>"Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
>news:fnsi79$48r$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> BTW, do you think it's clever to threaten someone you rekon is a sykoh
>> while using your real name and address?
>>
>> Pretty stupid there are some craaaaaazzzzyyyy peeple out there, d00d.
>>
>> Bertie
>Threat?

Gawd you are a moron. The term for which you are looking would be:
Warning.

 

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:0jl3q35s4a1hbqte9t72d6ugqecrkbheno@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:22:40 +0000 (UTC), in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
> bloviated:
>
>>"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in
>>news:47a1ca54$0$11732$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com:
>>
>>> Reckon you'll be joining this guy soon.
>>> Difficult to use a pooter in a straightjacket.
>>> http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article3
>>> 27 9949.ece
>>
>>Do you?
>>
>>Got news for you sunshine. Not going to happen.
>>
>>
>>But do ask the cabin staff on each flight you board to ask the Skipper
>>if Bertie the Bunyip's on board. If I happen to be the Captain, I
>>might send you back a free drink.
>>
>>
>>BTW, the Air Canada FO called me as promised after they landed.
>>
>>Bertie
>
> So you are the "GOD" about whom he was screaming?
>

Absolutely. I heard his confession and filled him fulla Guiness and he was
fine.

Bertie

 

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:eml3q3p5hlg7h1lj1vf3uedvpamcnahq8i@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:26:17 +0000 (UTC), in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
> bloviated:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>news:csi3q3t95jn1m206itctlqqscop6g22boo@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:55:23 +0000 (UTC), in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
>>> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>"Brian Gaff" <briang1@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in
>>>>news:0YXnj.85291$c_1.57198@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
>>>>
>>>>> We seem to have a troll in our midst. For those who may not have
>>>>> looked at the newsgroups line in the header, there are way more
>>>>> than three, which is the generally accepted max number of
>>>>> crosspostings. Its not even true that all are on topic, so I guess
>>>>> we just ignore the rubbish and hope we have something on topic to
>>>>> talk about to make the signal to noise better.
>>>>
>>>>Wow. Shokking. where is the little bastard?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Bertie
>>>
>>> I knows where iz teh Ratz bastige.
>>>
>>
>>Excellent. Now everybody find their troll buddy and let's al stick
>>together from now on.
>>
>>Bertie
>
> now alamain left, now alamain right, now promenade promenade, dosey-do
>

Always wanted to learn that..

Bertie

 

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:9ql3q3t7ssnjt1hnoidnrkrhq4gnv0dcmn@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:36:00 +0000 (UTC), in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
> bloviated:
>
>>eyeball <eyeball2002308@aol.com> wrote in news:523e62ee-fcff-402a-a160-
>>acddbc34645b@u10g2000prn.googlegroups.com:
>>
>>> On Jan 31, 8:17 am, "Clive" <cl...@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote:
>>>> Reckon you'll be joining this guy soon.
>>>> Difficult to use a pooter in a straightjacket.
>>> Pitching or catching?
>>>
>>
>>Oh he's definitely going to be catching.
>
> So he is like a virus?
>

Well, virus is a bit ambitious. We'll start him off as a bacteria and see
how he gets on with that.

Bertie

 

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:31:30 +0000 (UTC), in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
bloviated:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:0jl3q35s4a1hbqte9t72d6ugqecrkbheno@4ax.com:
>
>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:22:40 +0000 (UTC), in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>>"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in
>>>news:47a1ca54$0$11732$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com:
>>>
>>>> Reckon you'll be joining this guy soon.
>>>> Difficult to use a pooter in a straightjacket.
>>>> http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article3
>>>> 27 9949.ece
>>>
>>>Do you?
>>>
>>>Got news for you sunshine. Not going to happen.
>>>
>>>
>>>But do ask the cabin staff on each flight you board to ask the Skipper
>>>if Bertie the Bunyip's on board. If I happen to be the Captain, I
>>>might send you back a free drink.
>>>
>>>
>>>BTW, the Air Canada FO called me as promised after they landed.
>>>
>>>Bertie
>>
>> So you are the "GOD" about whom he was screaming?
>>
>
>Absolutely. I heard his confession and filled him fulla Guiness and he was
>fine.
>
>Bertie

So now I know who one of the people mentioned on flight records is,
who is this "Oh Shit" guy?

 

On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:31:30 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, Bertie
the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> bloviated:

>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>news:0jl3q35s4a1hbqte9t72d6ugqecrkbheno@4ax.com:
>
>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:22:40 +0000 (UTC), in
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
>> bloviated:
>>
>>>"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in
>>>news:47a1ca54$0$11732$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com:
>>>
>>>> Reckon you'll be joining this guy soon.
>>>> Difficult to use a pooter in a straightjacket.
>>>> http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article3
>>>> 27 9949.ece
>>>
>>>Do you?
>>>
>>>Got news for you sunshine. Not going to happen.
>>>
>>>
>>>But do ask the cabin staff on each flight you board to ask the Skipper
>>>if Bertie the Bunyip's on board. If I happen to be the Captain, I
>>>might send you back a free drink.
>>>
>>>
>>>BTW, the Air Canada FO called me as promised after they landed.
>>>
>>>Bertie
>>
>> So you are the "GOD" about whom he was screaming?
>>
>
>Absolutely. I heard his confession and filled him fulla Guiness and he was
>fine.
>
>Bertie

What? Not Victoria Bitters?

 

Re: Clive, idiot or fjuktard? I can't decide.

"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in news:47a1d214$0$24479
$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com:

>
>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
> news:fnsi79$48r$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> BTW, do you think it's clever to threaten someone you rekon is a sykoh
>> while using your real name and address?
>>
>> Pretty stupid there are some craaaaaazzzzyyyy peeple out there, d00d.
>>
>> Bertie
> Threat?
> Just a possible eventuality cap'n.
> Unlike some I don't feel so threatened
> I have to post anon....my hobby is not pissing off
> the world in general.
> I suppose you're gonna crash yer plane on my house now?
> I'll leave the landing light on for you.
> You da fuckjtard or whatever made-up word
> you prefer.
> Byeeee!
> (BtB killfiled...shouldn't have let him out again)
> -C-
>
>
>

Honnessly you try and do a k00k a favor and he gets all "in yo face"

Bertie

 

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:nan3q39ned01lt6ace8b9i0pkhpn3m66ov@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:31:30 +0000 (UTC), in
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
> bloviated:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>news:0jl3q35s4a1hbqte9t72d6ugqecrkbheno@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:22:40 +0000 (UTC), in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
>>> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in
>>>>news:47a1ca54$0$11732$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com:
>>>>
>>>>> Reckon you'll be joining this guy soon.
>>>>> Difficult to use a pooter in a straightjacket.
>>>>>
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/articl
>>>>> e3 27 9949.ece
>>>>
>>>>Do you?
>>>>
>>>>Got news for you sunshine. Not going to happen.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>But do ask the cabin staff on each flight you board to ask the
>>>>Skipper if Bertie the Bunyip's on board. If I happen to be the
>>>>Captain, I might send you back a free drink.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>BTW, the Air Canada FO called me as promised after they landed.
>>>>
>>>>Bertie
>>>
>>> So you are the "GOD" about whom he was screaming?
>>>
>>
>>Absolutely. I heard his confession and filled him fulla Guiness and he
>>was fine.
>>
>>Bertie
>
> So now I know who one of the people mentioned on flight records is,
> who is this "Oh Shit" guy?
>

He sits at my right hand and makes the tea.


Bertie

 

Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
news:sen3q3las4soeod3enurdtlddiujhsk82h@4ax.com:

> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:31:30 +0000 (UTC), in alt.usenet.kooks, Bertie
> the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA> bloviated:
>
>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
>>news:0jl3q35s4a1hbqte9t72d6ugqecrkbheno@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:22:40 +0000 (UTC), in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
>>> bloviated:
>>>
>>>>"Clive" <clive@selectron-uk.co.uk> wrote in
>>>>news:47a1ca54$0$11732$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshosting.com:
>>>>
>>>>> Reckon you'll be joining this guy soon.
>>>>> Difficult to use a pooter in a straightjacket.
>>>>>
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/articl
>>>>> e3 27 9949.ece
>>>>
>>>>Do you?
>>>>
>>>>Got news for you sunshine. Not going to happen.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>But do ask the cabin staff on each flight you board to ask the
>>>>Skipper if Bertie the Bunyip's on board. If I happen to be the
>>>>Captain, I might send you back a free drink.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>BTW, the Air Canada FO called me as promised after they landed.
>>>>
>>>>Bertie
>>>
>>> So you are the "GOD" about whom he was screaming?
>>>
>>
>>Absolutely. I heard his confession and filled him fulla Guiness and he
>>was fine.
>>
>>Bertie
>
> What? Not Victoria Bitters?
>

You saw where they landed, right?

"Guiness is good for you"

Bertie