Re: Funny cat story

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Bertie the Bunyip, Jan 19, 2008.

  1. Rob Arndt <teuton263@aol.com> wrote in news:ec56247b-161b-4a89-965a-
    42c6f2714915@q77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com:

    > On Jan 19, 5:15?pm, Bertie the Bunyip <S...@rt.1> wrote:
    >> chatnoir <wolfbat3...@mindspring.com> wrote in news:00e97d92-93f8-

    4218-
    >> 82a3-c6d1e7a95...@t1g2000pra.googlegroups.com:
    >>
    >> > On Jan 19, 1:04?am, gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote:
    >> >> Bertie the Bunyip <S...@rt.1> wrote in

    >>
    >> news:Xns9A2A41E11939pissupropeeh@
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    >> >> 207.14.116.130:

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    >> >> > gregvk <g...@nospam.okthx> wrote in
    >> >> >news:Xns9A29E67B63DD0E102AA4094523F3CD622@204.153.245.20:

    >>
    >> >> >> Lora Crighton <sin...@yorku.ca> wrote in
    >> >> >>news:4790deae$0$22532$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com:

    >>
    >> >> >>> Daedalus wrote:
    >> >> >>>> OMG they are so cute!

    >>
    >> http://www.animalkingdomaz.com/cpi/images/fixedwidth/puppies_homeSmal
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >> >>>> l .jpg

    >>
    >> >> >>>> I hope these cute little puppies can sweeten some sour faces

    on
    >> >> >>>> usenet today.

    >>
    >> >> >>> I've always been more of a cat person ...

    >>
    >> >> >>>http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Rachael-Hale/Bengal-Kittens-

    >> Print-
    >> >> > C10
    >> >> >>> 0 84151.jpeg

    >>
    >> >> >> Many years ago I was visiting a friend when we heard this

    really
    >> >> weird
    >> >> >> sort of grinding/screeching noise coming from the back of his

    >> house.
    >> >> >> It sounded like broken machinery, but we couldn't imagine what

    was
    >> >> >> back there that could be making the noise, so we ran to see

    what
    >> it
    >> >> >> was. ?His dad and a couple other guys had caught a tomcat, s

    > tuffed
    >> it
    >>
    >> >> >> head first into a cowboy boot, and they were neutering it. ?

    > The
    >> noise
    >>
    >> >> >> was the kitty going fucking nuts inside the boot. ?After the

    > y
    >> >> >> finished, they dumped the cat out of the boot and it

    immediately
    >> made
    >> >> >> the loudest, longest hiss I've ever heard a cat make. ?Then

    > it ran
    >> >> >> away and hid under a nearby shed.

    >>
    >> >> > You're a bit of a meanie, aren't you?

    >>
    >> >> :mad:

    >>
    >> >> If a great story like that doesn't make your day, then you must be
    >> >> terminally bitter.

    >>
    >> >> Oh, I know what the problem is: I forgot the best part! ?The ca

    > t
    >> >> eventually got an infection in his empty little nutsack, and died.

    >>
    >> > The cat throw did not help in this matter!:

    >>
    >> >http://filer.case.edu/~bwm3/stupid/cat-owned.jpg

    >>
    >> Dunno, looks ike it helped a lot.
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    Funny stroy ther Rob....

    Bertie
     

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