Re: Definitons

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:458CBC07.EF1746AD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
    > > news:<kSYvc.9857$wd7.7208@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
    > > > Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> wrote in message
    > > > news:Xns94FE3F6D6C8rforschrcncom@199.184.165.239...
    > > > > Don Kirkman <spambuster@covad.net> wrote in
    > > > > news:2k5vb0d9kh9m933avfuvdael205coem9qh@4ax.com:
    > > > >
    > > > > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that J. A. Mc. wrote in article
    > > > > > <jp2vb059p8n1bhklk63hekh0je0ep1ofas@4ax.com>:
    > > > > >
    > > > > >>The Ringmaster of the travelling circus was aghast when the Human
    > > > > >>Cannonball suddenly quit. "How will I ever find another man of his
    > > > > >>caliber?"
    > > > > >
    > > > > > I thought he'd be looking for someone who wouldn't be such a big

    > bore.
    > > > >
    > > > > You mean the Human Cannonball was fired?
    > > >
    > > > Yeah. He completely lost his temper and went ballistic!

    > >
    > > Ballistic: A parasite that infests rockets.

    >
    > Had that one already.


    Rocketry: Tree that takes off.
     
  2. Juan M

    Juan M Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:4796FA86.C6A75FB0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    >> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    >> news:458CBC07.EF1746AD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >> >
    >> > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
    >> > news:<kSYvc.9857$wd7.7208@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
    >> > > Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> wrote in message
    >> > > news:Xns94FE3F6D6C8rforschrcncom@199.184.165.239...
    >> > > > Don Kirkman <spambuster@covad.net> wrote in
    >> > > > news:2k5vb0d9kh9m933avfuvdael205coem9qh@4ax.com:
    >> > > >
    >> > > > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that J. A. Mc. wrote in article
    >> > > > > <jp2vb059p8n1bhklk63hekh0je0ep1ofas@4ax.com>:
    >> > > > >
    >> > > > >>The Ringmaster of the travelling circus was aghast when the Human
    >> > > > >>Cannonball suddenly quit. "How will I ever find another man of
    >> > > > >>his
    >> > > > >>caliber?"
    >> > > > >
    >> > > > > I thought he'd be looking for someone who wouldn't be such a big

    >> bore.
    >> > > >
    >> > > > You mean the Human Cannonball was fired?
    >> > >
    >> > > Yeah. He completely lost his temper and went ballistic!
    >> >
    >> > Ballistic: A parasite that infests rockets.

    >>
    >> Had that one already.

    >
    > Rocketry: Tree that takes off.


    After the accident he sometimes goes off half cocked.
    >
     
  3. "Juan M" <jdmollanSPAMMENOT@hotmail.com> found these unused words:

    >
    >"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    >news:4796FA86.C6A75FB0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >>
    >>
    >> nemo wrote:
    >>
    >>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    >>> news:458CBC07.EF1746AD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >>> >
    >>> > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
    >>> > news:<kSYvc.9857$wd7.7208@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
    >>> > > Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> wrote in message
    >>> > > news:Xns94FE3F6D6C8rforschrcncom@199.184.165.239...
    >>> > > > Don Kirkman <spambuster@covad.net> wrote in
    >>> > > > news:2k5vb0d9kh9m933avfuvdael205coem9qh@4ax.com:
    >>> > > >
    >>> > > > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that J. A. Mc. wrote in article
    >>> > > > > <jp2vb059p8n1bhklk63hekh0je0ep1ofas@4ax.com>:
    >>> > > > >
    >>> > > > >>The Ringmaster of the travelling circus was aghast when the Human
    >>> > > > >>Cannonball suddenly quit. "How will I ever find another man of
    >>> > > > >>his
    >>> > > > >>caliber?"
    >>> > > > >
    >>> > > > > I thought he'd be looking for someone who wouldn't be such a big
    >>> bore.
    >>> > > >
    >>> > > > You mean the Human Cannonball was fired?
    >>> > >
    >>> > > Yeah. He completely lost his temper and went ballistic!
    >>> >
    >>> > Ballistic: A parasite that infests rockets.
    >>>
    >>> Had that one already.

    >>
    >> Rocketry: Tree that takes off.

    >
    >After the accident he sometimes goes off half cocked.
    >>

    Sometimes ???
     
  4. Don H

    Don H Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:4796FA86.C6A75FB0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:458CBC07.EF1746AD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
    > > > news:<kSYvc.9857$wd7.7208@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
    > > > > Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> wrote in message
    > > > > news:Xns94FE3F6D6C8rforschrcncom@199.184.165.239...
    > > > > > Don Kirkman <spambuster@covad.net> wrote in
    > > > > > news:2k5vb0d9kh9m933avfuvdael205coem9qh@4ax.com:
    > > > > >
    > > > > > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that J. A. Mc. wrote in article
    > > > > > > <jp2vb059p8n1bhklk63hekh0je0ep1ofas@4ax.com>:
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > >>The Ringmaster of the travelling circus was aghast when the

    Human
    > > > > > >>Cannonball suddenly quit. "How will I ever find another man of

    his
    > > > > > >>caliber?"
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > I thought he'd be looking for someone who wouldn't be such a big

    > > bore.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > You mean the Human Cannonball was fired?
    > > > >
    > > > > Yeah. He completely lost his temper and went ballistic!
    > > >
    > > > Ballistic: A parasite that infests rockets.

    > >
    > > Had that one already.

    >
    > Rocketry: Tree that takes off.


    # Homo Sapiens, or Rational Man, an ape which, so self-named, considered
    itself wise, but also -
    (a) the darling of the gods, and centre of the universe.
    (b) the peak of biological evolution.
    (c) the conqueror of Nature.
    (d) immortal, both in the Here, and Here-After.
    - the species is extinct (2050 AD)
     
  5. "Don H" <donlhumphries@bigpond.com> found these unused words:

    >"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    >news:4796FA86.C6A75FB0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >>
    >>
    >> nemo wrote:
    >>
    >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    >> > news:458CBC07.EF1746AD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >> > >
    >> > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
    >> > > news:<kSYvc.9857$wd7.7208@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
    >> > > > Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> wrote in message
    >> > > > news:Xns94FE3F6D6C8rforschrcncom@199.184.165.239...
    >> > > > > Don Kirkman <spambuster@covad.net> wrote in
    >> > > > > news:2k5vb0d9kh9m933avfuvdael205coem9qh@4ax.com:
    >> > > > >
    >> > > > > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that J. A. Mc. wrote in article
    >> > > > > > <jp2vb059p8n1bhklk63hekh0je0ep1ofas@4ax.com>:
    >> > > > > >
    >> > > > > >>The Ringmaster of the travelling circus was aghast when the

    >Human
    >> > > > > >>Cannonball suddenly quit. "How will I ever find another man of

    >his
    >> > > > > >>caliber?"
    >> > > > > >
    >> > > > > > I thought he'd be looking for someone who wouldn't be such a big
    >> > bore.
    >> > > > >
    >> > > > > You mean the Human Cannonball was fired?
    >> > > >
    >> > > > Yeah. He completely lost his temper and went ballistic!
    >> > >
    >> > > Ballistic: A parasite that infests rockets.
    >> >
    >> > Had that one already.

    >>
    >> Rocketry: Tree that takes off.

    >
    ># Homo Sapiens, or Rational Man, an ape which, so self-named, considered
    >itself wise, but also -
    >(a) the darling of the gods, and centre of the universe.
    >(b) the peak of biological evolution.
    >(c) the conqueror of Nature.
    >(d) immortal, both in the Here, and Here-After.
    > - the species is extinct (2050 AD)
    >

    (e) internet SPAM nutter (15 AG)
     
  6. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Don H wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:4796FA86.C6A75FB0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > nemo wrote:
    > >
    > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:458CBC07.EF1746AD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > >
    > > > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
    > > > > news:<kSYvc.9857$wd7.7208@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
    > > > > > Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> wrote in message
    > > > > > news:Xns94FE3F6D6C8rforschrcncom@199.184.165.239...
    > > > > > > Don Kirkman <spambuster@covad.net> wrote in
    > > > > > > news:2k5vb0d9kh9m933avfuvdael205coem9qh@4ax.com:
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that J. A. Mc. wrote in article
    > > > > > > > <jp2vb059p8n1bhklk63hekh0je0ep1ofas@4ax.com>:
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > >>The Ringmaster of the travelling circus was aghast when the

    > Human
    > > > > > > >>Cannonball suddenly quit. "How will I ever find another man of

    > his
    > > > > > > >>caliber?"
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > I thought he'd be looking for someone who wouldn't be such a big
    > > > bore.
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > You mean the Human Cannonball was fired?
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Yeah. He completely lost his temper and went ballistic!
    > > > >
    > > > > Ballistic: A parasite that infests rockets.
    > > >
    > > > Had that one already.

    > >
    > > Rocketry: Tree that takes off.

    >
    > # Homo Sapiens, or Rational Man, an ape which, so self-named, considered
    > itself wise, but also -
    > (a) the darling of the gods, and centre of the universe.
    > (b) the peak of biological evolution.
    > (c) the conqueror of Nature.
    > (d) immortal, both in the Here, and Here-After.
    > - the species is extinct (2050 AD)


    Whose's reading the above sig, then?
     
  7. Don H

    Don H Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47984750.3100B631@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > Don H wrote:
    >
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:4796FA86.C6A75FB0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > nemo wrote:
    > > >
    > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > news:458CBC07.EF1746AD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > >
    > > > > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
    > > > > > news:<kSYvc.9857$wd7.7208@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
    > > > > > > Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> wrote in message
    > > > > > > news:Xns94FE3F6D6C8rforschrcncom@199.184.165.239...
    > > > > > > > Don Kirkman <spambuster@covad.net> wrote in
    > > > > > > > news:2k5vb0d9kh9m933avfuvdael205coem9qh@4ax.com:
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that J. A. Mc. wrote in

    article
    > > > > > > > > <jp2vb059p8n1bhklk63hekh0je0ep1ofas@4ax.com>:
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > >>The Ringmaster of the travelling circus was aghast when the

    > > Human
    > > > > > > > >>Cannonball suddenly quit. "How will I ever find another man

    of
    > > his
    > > > > > > > >>caliber?"
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > I thought he'd be looking for someone who wouldn't be such a

    big
    > > > > bore.
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > You mean the Human Cannonball was fired?
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Yeah. He completely lost his temper and went ballistic!
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Ballistic: A parasite that infests rockets.
    > > > >
    > > > > Had that one already.
    > > >
    > > > Rocketry: Tree that takes off.

    > >
    > > # Homo Sapiens, or Rational Man, an ape which, so self-named,

    considered
    > > itself wise, but also -
    > > (a) the darling of the gods, and centre of the universe.
    > > (b) the peak of biological evolution.
    > > (c) the conqueror of Nature.
    > > (d) immortal, both in the Here, and Here-After.
    > > - the species is extinct (2050 AD)

    >
    > Whose's reading the above sig, then?
    >


    # Note the date; it hasn't happened yet. But would be likely inscription
    on tombstone, erected in our memory by a cynical Martian.
     
  8. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Don H wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:47984750.3100B631@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > Don H wrote:
    > >
    > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > news:4796FA86.C6A75FB0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > > nemo wrote:
    > > > >
    > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > > > news:458CBC07.EF1746AD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
    > > > > > > news:<kSYvc.9857$wd7.7208@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
    > > > > > > > Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> wrote in message
    > > > > > > > news:Xns94FE3F6D6C8rforschrcncom@199.184.165.239...
    > > > > > > > > Don Kirkman <spambuster@covad.net> wrote in
    > > > > > > > > news:2k5vb0d9kh9m933avfuvdael205coem9qh@4ax.com:
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that J. A. Mc. wrote in

    > article
    > > > > > > > > > <jp2vb059p8n1bhklk63hekh0je0ep1ofas@4ax.com>:
    > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > >>The Ringmaster of the travelling circus was aghast when the
    > > > Human
    > > > > > > > > >>Cannonball suddenly quit. "How will I ever find another man

    > of
    > > > his
    > > > > > > > > >>caliber?"
    > > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > > I thought he'd be looking for someone who wouldn't be such a

    > big
    > > > > > bore.
    > > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > > You mean the Human Cannonball was fired?
    > > > > > > >
    > > > > > > > Yeah. He completely lost his temper and went ballistic!
    > > > > > >
    > > > > > > Ballistic: A parasite that infests rockets.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Had that one already.
    > > > >
    > > > > Rocketry: Tree that takes off.
    > > >
    > > > # Homo Sapiens, or Rational Man, an ape which, so self-named,

    > considered
    > > > itself wise, but also -
    > > > (a) the darling of the gods, and centre of the universe.
    > > > (b) the peak of biological evolution.
    > > > (c) the conqueror of Nature.
    > > > (d) immortal, both in the Here, and Here-After.
    > > > - the species is extinct (2050 AD)

    > >
    > > Whose's reading the above sig, then?
    > >

    >
    > # Note the date; it hasn't happened yet. But would be likely inscription
    > on tombstone, erected in our memory by a cynical Martian.


    The sig says "the species is extinct (2050 AD)", meaning that it will be written
    in the present tense in 2050 or later. To be written in the present time, it
    should read "the species WILL be extinct by 2050 AD".
     
  9. "Don H" <donlhumphries@bigpond.com> found these unused words:

    >"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    >news:47984750.3100B631@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >>
    >>
    >> Don H wrote:
    >>
    >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    >> > news:4796FA86.C6A75FB0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >> > >
    >> > >
    >> > > nemo wrote:
    >> > >
    >> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    >> > > > news:458CBC07.EF1746AD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >> > > > >
    >> > > > > "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
    >> > > > > news:<kSYvc.9857$wd7.7208@front-1.news.blueyonder.co.uk>...
    >> > > > > > Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com> wrote in message
    >> > > > > > news:Xns94FE3F6D6C8rforschrcncom@199.184.165.239...
    >> > > > > > > Don Kirkman <spambuster@covad.net> wrote in
    >> > > > > > > news:2k5vb0d9kh9m933avfuvdael205coem9qh@4ax.com:
    >> > > > > > >
    >> > > > > > > > It seems to me I heard somewhere that J. A. Mc. wrote in

    >article
    >> > > > > > > > <jp2vb059p8n1bhklk63hekh0je0ep1ofas@4ax.com>:
    >> > > > > > > >
    >> > > > > > > >>The Ringmaster of the travelling circus was aghast when the
    >> > Human
    >> > > > > > > >>Cannonball suddenly quit. "How will I ever find another man

    >of
    >> > his
    >> > > > > > > >>caliber?"
    >> > > > > > > >
    >> > > > > > > > I thought he'd be looking for someone who wouldn't be such a

    >big
    >> > > > bore.
    >> > > > > > >
    >> > > > > > > You mean the Human Cannonball was fired?
    >> > > > > >
    >> > > > > > Yeah. He completely lost his temper and went ballistic!
    >> > > > >
    >> > > > > Ballistic: A parasite that infests rockets.
    >> > > >
    >> > > > Had that one already.
    >> > >
    >> > > Rocketry: Tree that takes off.
    >> >
    >> > # Homo Sapiens, or Rational Man, an ape which, so self-named,

    >considered
    >> > itself wise, but also -
    >> > (a) the darling of the gods, and centre of the universe.
    >> > (b) the peak of biological evolution.
    >> > (c) the conqueror of Nature.
    >> > (d) immortal, both in the Here, and Here-After.
    >> > - the species is extinct (2050 AD)

    >>
    >> Whose's reading the above sig, then?
    >>

    >
    ># Note the date; it hasn't happened yet. But would be likely inscription
    >on tombstone, erected in our memory by a cynical Martian.
    >

    Saturnly not !
     

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