Re: Day One Results and Exit Polls was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Aratzio, Oct 6, 2007.

  1. marcia

    marcia Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Oct 15, 5:40 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > "Marcia" <desi...@insight.rr.com> wrote in message
    >
    > news:C3394C12.A744%design1@insight.rr.com...
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > > in article i4j7h357kra1q3gvuub3eoi0nov3h8c...@4ax.com, Aratzio at
    > > a6ahly...@sneakemail.com wrote on 10/15/07 4:27 PM:

    >
    > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    > > > <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > > >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > >> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > > >> writing:

    >
    > > >>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > >>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > > >>> writing:

    >
    > > >>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > >>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > > >>>> writing:

    >
    > > >>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
    > > >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > > >>>>> writing:

    >
    > > >>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    > > >>>>>> <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

    >
    > > >>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > >>>>>>>> Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    > > >>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > >>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation

    > for
    > > >>>>>>>>>> writing:
    > > >>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation

    > for
    > > >>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    > > >>>>>>>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double secret

    > probation
    > > >>>>>>>>>>>> for writing:
    > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > > >>>>>>>>> [...]

    >
    > > >>>>>>>>> Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet another
    > > >>>>>>>>> hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If

    > her
    > > >>>>>>>>> paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her all

    > over
    > > >>>>>>>>> Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It

    > looks
    > > >>>>>>>>> like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.

    >
    > > >>>>>>>> <Dimmy tries to change subject>

    >
    > > >>>>>> Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.

    >
    > > >>>>>> Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time knowing
    > > >>>>>> that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your

    > repetive
    > > >>>>>> lamery to agree with you.

    >
    > > >>>>>> Squat
    > > >>>>>> Zip
    > > >>>>>> Nada

    >
    > > >>>>>> Seven Fucking Days

    >
    > > >>>>> Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since Dimmy
    > > >>>>> mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.

    >
    > > >>>>> Squat
    > > >>>>> Zip
    > > >>>>> Nada

    >
    > > >>>> Yep, same thing.

    >
    > > >>>> Squat
    > > >>>> Zip
    > > >>>> Nada

    >
    > > >>>> Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to describe
    > > >>>> his complete and utter failure is also a spank.

    >
    > > >>>> That is all.

    >
    > > >>> Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after day
    > > >>> after day.

    >
    > > >>> Squat
    > > >>> Zip
    > > >>> Nada

    >
    > > >>> I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
    > > >>> seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.

    >
    > > >> Day Eleven.
    > > >> The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    > > >> droning.

    >
    > > >> Squat
    > > >> Zip
    > > >> Nada

    >
    > > > Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a drunken
    > > > bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
    > > > pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
    > > > but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
    > > > something can be arranged you will have to accept the current numbers
    > > > associated with you plea for help.

    >
    > > > Squat
    > > > Zip
    > > > Nada

    >
    > > Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't been
    > > drunk since sometime in June.

    >
    > > Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    > > His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    > > He'll spank you with his attitude!
    > > Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!

    >
    > > Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!

    >
    > > Hi, Timmay!

    >
    > > (posting twice for emphasis)

    >
    > > okaythankyouverymuch

    >
    > Hey, you got some "Big Balls" there! Ratz ain't gonna like that.
    >
    > Number One


    Nah. Ratz can hang. :)
     
  2. Sharon B

    Sharon B Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:04:13 -0000, marcia <marcia12345.c@gmail.com>
    wrote in <1192485853.395477.87890@z24g2000prh.googlegroups.com>:

    >On Oct 15, 5:42 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:47:27 -0000, in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <desi...@insight.rr.com>
    >> bloviated:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Oct 15, 4:27 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    >> >> <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >> >On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >writing:

    >>
    >> >> >>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >> >> >>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >>writing:

    >>
    >> >> >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >> >> >>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >>>writing:

    >>
    >> >> >>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
    >> >> >>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> >> >>>>writing:

    >>
    >> >> >>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    >> >> >>>>><tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

    >>
    >> >> >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>[...]

    >>
    >> >> >>>>>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet another
    >> >> >>>>>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If her
    >> >> >>>>>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her all over
    >> >> >>>>>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It looks
    >> >> >>>>>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.

    >>
    >> >> >>>>>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>

    >>
    >> >> >>>>>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.

    >>
    >> >> >>>>>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time knowing
    >> >> >>>>>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your repetive
    >> >> >>>>>lamery to agree with you.

    >>
    >> >> >>>>>Squat
    >> >> >>>>>Zip
    >> >> >>>>>Nada

    >>
    >> >> >>>>>Seven Fucking Days

    >>
    >> >> >>>>Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since Dimmy
    >> >> >>>>mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.

    >>
    >> >> >>>>Squat
    >> >> >>>>Zip
    >> >> >>>>Nada

    >>
    >> >> >>>Yep, same thing.

    >>
    >> >> >>>Squat
    >> >> >>>Zip
    >> >> >>>Nada

    >>
    >> >> >>>Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to describe
    >> >> >>>his complete and utter failure is also a spank.

    >>
    >> >> >>>That is all.

    >>
    >> >> >>Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after day
    >> >> >>after day.

    >>
    >> >> >>Squat
    >> >> >>Zip
    >> >> >>Nada

    >>
    >> >> >>I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
    >> >> >>seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.

    >>
    >> >> >Day Eleven.
    >> >> >The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    >> >> >droning.

    >>
    >> >> >Squat
    >> >> >Zip
    >> >> >Nada

    >>
    >> >> Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a drunken
    >> >> bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
    >> >> pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
    >> >> but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
    >> >> something can be arranged you will have to accept the current numbers
    >> >> associated with you plea for help.

    >>
    >> >> Squat
    >> >> Zip
    >> >> Nada

    >>
    >> >Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't
    >> >been drunk since sometime in June.

    >>
    >> >Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    >> >His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    >> >He'll spank you with his attitude!
    >> >Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!

    >>
    >> >Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!

    >>
    >> >Hi, Timmay!

    >>
    >> >okaythankyouverymuch

    >>
    >> EVUL TROLL!

    >
    >Mwahaha! Oh. I need a word that rhymes with hubris...


    "do brits"
     
  3. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?


    "marcia" <marcia12345.c@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:1192485889.932080.193960@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    > On Oct 15, 5:40 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > "Marcia" <desi...@insight.rr.com> wrote in message
    > >
    > > news:C3394C12.A744%design1@insight.rr.com...
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > > in article i4j7h357kra1q3gvuub3eoi0nov3h8c...@4ax.com, Aratzio at
    > > > a6ahly...@sneakemail.com wrote on 10/15/07 4:27 PM:

    > >
    > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    > > > > <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:

    > >
    > > > >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > > >> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > > > >> writing:

    > >
    > > > >>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > > >>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > > > >>> writing:

    > >
    > > > >>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > > >>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation

    for
    > > > >>>> writing:

    > >
    > > > >>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of

    alt.usenet.kooks,
    > > > >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation

    for
    > > > >>>>> writing:

    > >
    > > > >>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks,

    Timmay!
    > > > >>>>>> <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

    > >
    > > > >>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > >>>>>>>> Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    > > > >>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > >>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    probation
    > > for
    > > > >>>>>>>>>> writing:
    > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    probation
    > > for
    > > > >>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double secret

    > > probation
    > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> for writing:
    > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    > >
    > > > >>>>>>>>> [...]

    > >
    > > > >>>>>>>>> Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet

    another
    > > > >>>>>>>>> hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by.

    If
    > > her
    > > > >>>>>>>>> paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her

    all
    > > over
    > > > >>>>>>>>> Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It

    > > looks
    > > > >>>>>>>>> like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.

    > >
    > > > >>>>>>>> <Dimmy tries to change subject>

    > >
    > > > >>>>>> Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.

    > >
    > > > >>>>>> Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time

    knowing
    > > > >>>>>> that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your

    > > repetive
    > > > >>>>>> lamery to agree with you.

    > >
    > > > >>>>>> Squat
    > > > >>>>>> Zip
    > > > >>>>>> Nada

    > >
    > > > >>>>>> Seven Fucking Days

    > >
    > > > >>>>> Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since

    Dimmy
    > > > >>>>> mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.

    > >
    > > > >>>>> Squat
    > > > >>>>> Zip
    > > > >>>>> Nada

    > >
    > > > >>>> Yep, same thing.

    > >
    > > > >>>> Squat
    > > > >>>> Zip
    > > > >>>> Nada

    > >
    > > > >>>> Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to

    describe
    > > > >>>> his complete and utter failure is also a spank.

    > >
    > > > >>>> That is all.

    > >
    > > > >>> Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after

    day
    > > > >>> after day.

    > >
    > > > >>> Squat
    > > > >>> Zip
    > > > >>> Nada

    > >
    > > > >>> I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
    > > > >>> seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.

    > >
    > > > >> Day Eleven.
    > > > >> The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    > > > >> droning.

    > >
    > > > >> Squat
    > > > >> Zip
    > > > >> Nada

    > >
    > > > > Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a

    drunken
    > > > > bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
    > > > > pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
    > > > > but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
    > > > > something can be arranged you will have to accept the current

    numbers
    > > > > associated with you plea for help.

    > >
    > > > > Squat
    > > > > Zip
    > > > > Nada

    > >
    > > > Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't

    been
    > > > drunk since sometime in June.

    > >
    > > > Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    > > > His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    > > > He'll spank you with his attitude!
    > > > Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!

    > >
    > > > Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!

    > >
    > > > Hi, Timmay!

    > >
    > > > (posting twice for emphasis)

    > >
    > > > okaythankyouverymuch

    > >
    > > Hey, you got some "Big Balls" there! Ratz ain't gonna like that.
    > >
    > > Number One

    >
    > Nah. Ratz can hang. :)
    >

    Well that's good to hear, sometimes he seems to "go-off" on some, like
    "little Petey".

    Number One
     
  4. marcia

    marcia Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Oct 15, 6:21 pm, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> wrote:
    > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:04:13 -0000, marcia <marcia1234...@gmail.com>
    > wrote in <1192485853.395477.87...@z24g2000prh.googlegroups.com>:
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Oct 15, 5:42 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:47:27 -0000, in
    > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <desi...@insight.rr.com>
    > >> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >On Oct 15, 4:27 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    > >> >> <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >> >On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >writing:

    >
    > >> >> >>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > >> >> >>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >>writing:

    >
    > >> >> >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > >> >> >>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >>>writing:

    >
    > >> >> >>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
    > >> >> >>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > >> >> >>>>writing:

    >
    > >> >> >>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    > >> >> >>>>><tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

    >
    > >> >> >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >>>>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>[...]

    >
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet another
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If her
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her all over
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It looks
    > >> >> >>>>>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.

    >
    > >> >> >>>>>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>

    >
    > >> >> >>>>>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.

    >
    > >> >> >>>>>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time knowing
    > >> >> >>>>>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your repetive
    > >> >> >>>>>lamery to agree with you.

    >
    > >> >> >>>>>Squat
    > >> >> >>>>>Zip
    > >> >> >>>>>Nada

    >
    > >> >> >>>>>Seven Fucking Days

    >
    > >> >> >>>>Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since Dimmy
    > >> >> >>>>mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.

    >
    > >> >> >>>>Squat
    > >> >> >>>>Zip
    > >> >> >>>>Nada

    >
    > >> >> >>>Yep, same thing.

    >
    > >> >> >>>Squat
    > >> >> >>>Zip
    > >> >> >>>Nada

    >
    > >> >> >>>Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to describe
    > >> >> >>>his complete and utter failure is also a spank.

    >
    > >> >> >>>That is all.

    >
    > >> >> >>Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after day
    > >> >> >>after day.

    >
    > >> >> >>Squat
    > >> >> >>Zip
    > >> >> >>Nada

    >
    > >> >> >>I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
    > >> >> >>seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.

    >
    > >> >> >Day Eleven.
    > >> >> >The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    > >> >> >droning.

    >
    > >> >> >Squat
    > >> >> >Zip
    > >> >> >Nada

    >
    > >> >> Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a drunken
    > >> >> bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
    > >> >> pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
    > >> >> but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
    > >> >> something can be arranged you will have to accept the current numbers
    > >> >> associated with you plea for help.

    >
    > >> >> Squat
    > >> >> Zip
    > >> >> Nada

    >
    > >> >Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't
    > >> >been drunk since sometime in June.

    >
    > >> >Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    > >> >His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    > >> >He'll spank you with his attitude!
    > >> >Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!

    >
    > >> >Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!

    >
    > >> >Hi, Timmay!

    >
    > >> >okaythankyouverymuch

    >
    > >> EVUL TROLL!

    >
    > >Mwahaha! Oh. I need a word that rhymes with hubris...

    >
    > "do brits"


    Hmmm. I'll try to work that in.
     
  5. marcia

    marcia Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Oct 15, 6:26 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >
    > news:1192485889.932080.193960@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    >
    > > On Oct 15, 5:40 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > > "Marcia" <desi...@insight.rr.com> wrote in message

    >
    > > >news:C3394C12.A744%design1@insight.rr.com...

    >
    > > > > in article i4j7h357kra1q3gvuub3eoi0nov3h8c...@4ax.com, Aratzio at
    > > > > a6ahly...@sneakemail.com wrote on 10/15/07 4:27 PM:

    >
    > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    > > > > > <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > > > > >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > > > >> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > > > > >> writing:

    >
    > > > > >>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > > > >>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > > > > >>> writing:

    >
    > > > > >>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > > > >>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation

    > for
    > > > > >>>> writing:

    >
    > > > > >>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of

    > alt.usenet.kooks,
    > > > > >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation

    > for
    > > > > >>>>> writing:

    >
    > > > > >>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks,

    > Timmay!
    > > > > >>>>>> <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

    >
    > > > > >>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > >>>>>>>> Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    > > > > >>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > >>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    > probation
    > > > for
    > > > > >>>>>>>>>> writing:
    > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    > probation
    > > > for
    > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double secret
    > > > probation
    > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> for writing:
    > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > > > > >>>>>>>>> [...]

    >
    > > > > >>>>>>>>> Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet

    > another
    > > > > >>>>>>>>> hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by.

    > If
    > > > her
    > > > > >>>>>>>>> paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her

    > all
    > > > over
    > > > > >>>>>>>>> Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It
    > > > looks
    > > > > >>>>>>>>> like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.

    >
    > > > > >>>>>>>> <Dimmy tries to change subject>

    >
    > > > > >>>>>> Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.

    >
    > > > > >>>>>> Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time

    > knowing
    > > > > >>>>>> that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your
    > > > repetive
    > > > > >>>>>> lamery to agree with you.

    >
    > > > > >>>>>> Squat
    > > > > >>>>>> Zip
    > > > > >>>>>> Nada

    >
    > > > > >>>>>> Seven Fucking Days

    >
    > > > > >>>>> Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since

    > Dimmy
    > > > > >>>>> mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.

    >
    > > > > >>>>> Squat
    > > > > >>>>> Zip
    > > > > >>>>> Nada

    >
    > > > > >>>> Yep, same thing.

    >
    > > > > >>>> Squat
    > > > > >>>> Zip
    > > > > >>>> Nada

    >
    > > > > >>>> Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to

    > describe
    > > > > >>>> his complete and utter failure is also a spank.

    >
    > > > > >>>> That is all.

    >
    > > > > >>> Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after

    > day
    > > > > >>> after day.

    >
    > > > > >>> Squat
    > > > > >>> Zip
    > > > > >>> Nada

    >
    > > > > >>> I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
    > > > > >>> seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.

    >
    > > > > >> Day Eleven.
    > > > > >> The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    > > > > >> droning.

    >
    > > > > >> Squat
    > > > > >> Zip
    > > > > >> Nada

    >
    > > > > > Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a

    > drunken
    > > > > > bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
    > > > > > pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
    > > > > > but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
    > > > > > something can be arranged you will have to accept the current

    > numbers
    > > > > > associated with you plea for help.

    >
    > > > > > Squat
    > > > > > Zip
    > > > > > Nada

    >
    > > > > Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't

    > been
    > > > > drunk since sometime in June.

    >
    > > > > Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    > > > > His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    > > > > He'll spank you with his attitude!
    > > > > Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!

    >
    > > > > Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!

    >
    > > > > Hi, Timmay!

    >
    > > > > (posting twice for emphasis)

    >
    > > > > okaythankyouverymuch

    >
    > > > Hey, you got some "Big Balls" there! Ratz ain't gonna like that.

    >
    > > > Number One

    >
    > > Nah. Ratz can hang. :)

    >
    > Well that's good to hear, sometimes he seems to "go-off" on some, like
    > "little Petey".
    >
    > Number One


    I remember him from SPP when I was there in '99-2000 (he won't
    remember me, I'm sure), and he was always very nice. Of course, I
    spent most of my time arguing with Curio back then, which may be why.
     
  6. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?


    "marcia" <marcia12345.c@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:1192487758.818129.122290@t8g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
    > On Oct 15, 6:26 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message
    > >
    > > news:1192485889.932080.193960@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    > >
    > > > On Oct 15, 5:40 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > > > "Marcia" <desi...@insight.rr.com> wrote in message

    > >
    > > > >news:C3394C12.A744%design1@insight.rr.com...

    > >
    > > > > > in article i4j7h357kra1q3gvuub3eoi0nov3h8c...@4ax.com, Aratzio at
    > > > > > a6ahly...@sneakemail.com wrote on 10/15/07 4:27 PM:

    > >
    > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    > > > > > > <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:

    > >
    > > > > > >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > > > > >> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation

    for
    > > > > > >> writing:

    > >
    > > > > > >>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of

    alt.aratzio,
    > > > > > >>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation

    for
    > > > > > >>> writing:

    > >
    > > > > > >>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of

    alt.aratzio,
    > > > > > >>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    probation
    > > for
    > > > > > >>>> writing:

    > >
    > > > > > >>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of

    > > alt.usenet.kooks,
    > > > > > >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    probation
    > > for
    > > > > > >>>>> writing:

    > >
    > > > > > >>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks,

    > > Timmay!
    > > > > > >>>>>> <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

    > >
    > > > > > >>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > > >>>>>>>> Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    > > probation
    > > > > for
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>>> writing:
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    > > probation
    > > > > for
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double

    secret
    > > > > probation
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> for writing:
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    > >
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>> [...]

    > >
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>> Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet

    > > another
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>> hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop

    by.
    > > If
    > > > > her
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>> paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following

    her
    > > all
    > > > > over
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>> Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil

    hat. It
    > > > > looks
    > > > > > >>>>>>>>> like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your

    own.
    > >
    > > > > > >>>>>>>> <Dimmy tries to change subject>

    > >
    > > > > > >>>>>> Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.

    > >
    > > > > > >>>>>> Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time

    > > knowing
    > > > > > >>>>>> that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of

    your
    > > > > repetive
    > > > > > >>>>>> lamery to agree with you.

    > >
    > > > > > >>>>>> Squat
    > > > > > >>>>>> Zip
    > > > > > >>>>>> Nada

    > >
    > > > > > >>>>>> Seven Fucking Days

    > >
    > > > > > >>>>> Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired

    since
    > > Dimmy
    > > > > > >>>>> mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.

    > >
    > > > > > >>>>> Squat
    > > > > > >>>>> Zip
    > > > > > >>>>> Nada

    > >
    > > > > > >>>> Yep, same thing.

    > >
    > > > > > >>>> Squat
    > > > > > >>>> Zip
    > > > > > >>>> Nada

    > >
    > > > > > >>>> Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to

    > > describe
    > > > > > >>>> his complete and utter failure is also a spank.

    > >
    > > > > > >>>> That is all.

    > >
    > > > > > >>> Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day

    after
    > > day
    > > > > > >>> after day.

    > >
    > > > > > >>> Squat
    > > > > > >>> Zip
    > > > > > >>> Nada

    > >
    > > > > > >>> I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No

    one
    > > > > > >>> seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.

    > >
    > > > > > >> Day Eleven.
    > > > > > >> The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    > > > > > >> droning.

    > >
    > > > > > >> Squat
    > > > > > >> Zip
    > > > > > >> Nada

    > >
    > > > > > > Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a

    > > drunken
    > > > > > > bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are

    able to
    > > > > > > pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the

    TLSWD
    > > > > > > but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But

    until
    > > > > > > something can be arranged you will have to accept the current

    > > numbers
    > > > > > > associated with you plea for help.

    > >
    > > > > > > Squat
    > > > > > > Zip
    > > > > > > Nada

    > >
    > > > > > Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't

    > > been
    > > > > > drunk since sometime in June.

    > >
    > > > > > Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    > > > > > His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    > > > > > He'll spank you with his attitude!
    > > > > > Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!

    > >
    > > > > > Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!

    > >
    > > > > > Hi, Timmay!

    > >
    > > > > > (posting twice for emphasis)

    > >
    > > > > > okaythankyouverymuch

    > >
    > > > > Hey, you got some "Big Balls" there! Ratz ain't gonna like that.

    > >
    > > > > Number One

    > >
    > > > Nah. Ratz can hang. :)

    > >
    > > Well that's good to hear, sometimes he seems to "go-off" on some, like
    > > "little Petey".
    > >
    > > Number One

    >
    > I remember him from SPP when I was there in '99-2000 (he won't
    > remember me, I'm sure), and he was always very nice. Of course, I
    > spent most of my time arguing with Curio back then, which may be why.
    >

    Grabs No.2 pencil and writes furiously.
     
  7. Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    In article <1192487598.015548.112350@t8g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
    marcia <marcia12345.c@gmail.com> wrote:

    > On Oct 15, 6:21 pm, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> wrote:
    > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:04:13 -0000, marcia <marcia1234...@gmail.com>
    > > wrote in <1192485853.395477.87...@z24g2000prh.googlegroups.com>:
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > >On Oct 15, 5:42 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > >> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:47:27 -0000, in
    > > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <desi...@insight.rr.com>
    > > >> bloviated:

    > >
    > > >> >On Oct 15, 4:27 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > >> >> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    > > >> >> <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:

    > >
    > > >> >> >On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > > >> >> >writing:

    > >
    > > >> >> >>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > >> >> >>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > > >> >> >>writing:

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > >> >> >>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > > >> >> >>>writing:

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of
    > > >> >> >>>>alt.usenet.kooks,
    > > >> >> >>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation
    > > >> >> >>>>for
    > > >> >> >>>>writing:

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    > > >> >> >>>>><tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>probation for writing:
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>probation for writing:
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double secret
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>probation for writing:
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>[...]

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>another
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>her
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>all over
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>looks
    > > >> >> >>>>>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>>>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>>>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>>>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time
    > > >> >> >>>>>knowing
    > > >> >> >>>>>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your
    > > >> >> >>>>>repetive
    > > >> >> >>>>>lamery to agree with you.

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>>>Squat
    > > >> >> >>>>>Zip
    > > >> >> >>>>>Nada

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>>>Seven Fucking Days

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>>Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since
    > > >> >> >>>>Dimmy
    > > >> >> >>>>mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>>Squat
    > > >> >> >>>>Zip
    > > >> >> >>>>Nada

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>Yep, same thing.

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>Squat
    > > >> >> >>>Zip
    > > >> >> >>>Nada

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to
    > > >> >> >>>describe
    > > >> >> >>>his complete and utter failure is also a spank.

    > >
    > > >> >> >>>That is all.

    > >
    > > >> >> >>Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after
    > > >> >> >>day
    > > >> >> >>after day.

    > >
    > > >> >> >>Squat
    > > >> >> >>Zip
    > > >> >> >>Nada

    > >
    > > >> >> >>I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
    > > >> >> >>seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.

    > >
    > > >> >> >Day Eleven.
    > > >> >> >The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    > > >> >> >droning.

    > >
    > > >> >> >Squat
    > > >> >> >Zip
    > > >> >> >Nada

    > >
    > > >> >> Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a drunken
    > > >> >> bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
    > > >> >> pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
    > > >> >> but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
    > > >> >> something can be arranged you will have to accept the current numbers
    > > >> >> associated with you plea for help.

    > >
    > > >> >> Squat
    > > >> >> Zip
    > > >> >> Nada

    > >
    > > >> >Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't
    > > >> >been drunk since sometime in June.

    > >
    > > >> >Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    > > >> >His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    > > >> >He'll spank you with his attitude!
    > > >> >Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!

    > >
    > > >> >Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!

    > >
    > > >> >Hi, Timmay!

    > >
    > > >> >okaythankyouverymuch

    > >
    > > >> EVUL TROLL!

    > >
    > > >Mwahaha! Oh. I need a word that rhymes with hubris...

    > >
    > > "do brits"

    >
    > Hmmm. I'll try to work that in.


    dedicate it to bliss

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  8. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:21:21 -0400, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
    double secret probation for writing:

    >On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:04:13 -0000, marcia <marcia12345.c@gmail.com>
    >wrote in <1192485853.395477.87890@z24g2000prh.googlegroups.com>:
    >
    >>On Oct 15, 5:42 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:47:27 -0000, in
    >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <desi...@insight.rr.com>
    >>> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> >On Oct 15, 4:27 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>> >> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    >>> >> <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>> >> >On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >>> >> >Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>> >> >writing:
    >>>
    >>> >> >>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >>> >> >>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>> >> >>writing:
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >>> >> >>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>> >> >>>writing:
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
    >>> >> >>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>> >> >>>>writing:
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    >>> >> >>>>><tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>> >> >>>>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>[...]
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet another
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If her
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her all over
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It looks
    >>> >> >>>>>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time knowing
    >>> >> >>>>>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your repetive
    >>> >> >>>>>lamery to agree with you.
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>>Squat
    >>> >> >>>>>Zip
    >>> >> >>>>>Nada
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>>Seven Fucking Days
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since Dimmy
    >>> >> >>>>mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>>Squat
    >>> >> >>>>Zip
    >>> >> >>>>Nada
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>Yep, same thing.
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>Squat
    >>> >> >>>Zip
    >>> >> >>>Nada
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to describe
    >>> >> >>>his complete and utter failure is also a spank.
    >>>
    >>> >> >>>That is all.
    >>>
    >>> >> >>Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after day
    >>> >> >>after day.
    >>>
    >>> >> >>Squat
    >>> >> >>Zip
    >>> >> >>Nada
    >>>
    >>> >> >>I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
    >>> >> >>seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.
    >>>
    >>> >> >Day Eleven.
    >>> >> >The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    >>> >> >droning.
    >>>
    >>> >> >Squat
    >>> >> >Zip
    >>> >> >Nada
    >>>
    >>> >> Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a drunken
    >>> >> bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
    >>> >> pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
    >>> >> but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
    >>> >> something can be arranged you will have to accept the current numbers
    >>> >> associated with you plea for help.
    >>>
    >>> >> Squat
    >>> >> Zip
    >>> >> Nada
    >>>
    >>> >Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't
    >>> >been drunk since sometime in June.
    >>>
    >>> >Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    >>> >His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    >>> >He'll spank you with his attitude!
    >>> >Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!
    >>>
    >>> >Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!
    >>>
    >>> >Hi, Timmay!
    >>>
    >>> >okaythankyouverymuch
    >>>
    >>> EVUL TROLL!

    >>
    >>Mwahaha! Oh. I need a word that rhymes with hubris...

    >
    >"do brits"

    "cubist"

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  9. marcia

    marcia Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Oct 15, 6:46 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des
    anges <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > In article <1192487598.015548.112...@t8g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
    >
    >
    >
    > marcia <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote:
    > > On Oct 15, 6:21 pm, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> wrote:
    > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:04:13 -0000, marcia <marcia1234...@gmail.com>
    > > > wrote in <1192485853.395477.87...@z24g2000prh.googlegroups.com>:

    >
    > > > >On Oct 15, 5:42 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > >> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:47:27 -0000, in
    > > > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <desi...@insight.rr.com>
    > > > >> bloviated:

    >
    > > > >> >On Oct 15, 4:27 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > >> >> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    > > > >> >> <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > > > >> >> >On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > > >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > > > >> >> >writing:

    >
    > > > >> >> >>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > > >> >> >>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > > > >> >> >>writing:

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > > >> >> >>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    > > > >> >> >>>writing:

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of
    > > > >> >> >>>>alt.usenet.kooks,
    > > > >> >> >>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation
    > > > >> >> >>>>for
    > > > >> >> >>>>writing:

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    > > > >> >> >>>>><tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>probation for writing:
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>probation for writing:
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double secret
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>probation for writing:
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>[...]

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>another
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>her
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>all over
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>looks
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>>>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>>>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>>>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time
    > > > >> >> >>>>>knowing
    > > > >> >> >>>>>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your
    > > > >> >> >>>>>repetive
    > > > >> >> >>>>>lamery to agree with you.

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>>>Squat
    > > > >> >> >>>>>Zip
    > > > >> >> >>>>>Nada

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>>>Seven Fucking Days

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>>Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since
    > > > >> >> >>>>Dimmy
    > > > >> >> >>>>mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>>Squat
    > > > >> >> >>>>Zip
    > > > >> >> >>>>Nada

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>Yep, same thing.

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>Squat
    > > > >> >> >>>Zip
    > > > >> >> >>>Nada

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to
    > > > >> >> >>>describe
    > > > >> >> >>>his complete and utter failure is also a spank.

    >
    > > > >> >> >>>That is all.

    >
    > > > >> >> >>Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after
    > > > >> >> >>day
    > > > >> >> >>after day.

    >
    > > > >> >> >>Squat
    > > > >> >> >>Zip
    > > > >> >> >>Nada

    >
    > > > >> >> >>I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
    > > > >> >> >>seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.

    >
    > > > >> >> >Day Eleven.
    > > > >> >> >The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    > > > >> >> >droning.

    >
    > > > >> >> >Squat
    > > > >> >> >Zip
    > > > >> >> >Nada

    >
    > > > >> >> Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a drunken
    > > > >> >> bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
    > > > >> >> pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
    > > > >> >> but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
    > > > >> >> something can be arranged you will have to accept the current numbers
    > > > >> >> associated with you plea for help.

    >
    > > > >> >> Squat
    > > > >> >> Zip
    > > > >> >> Nada

    >
    > > > >> >Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't
    > > > >> >been drunk since sometime in June.

    >
    > > > >> >Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    > > > >> >His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    > > > >> >He'll spank you with his attitude!
    > > > >> >Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!

    >
    > > > >> >Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!

    >
    > > > >> >Hi, Timmay!

    >
    > > > >> >okaythankyouverymuch

    >
    > > > >> EVUL TROLL!

    >
    > > > >Mwahaha! Oh. I need a word that rhymes with hubris...

    >
    > > > "do brits"

    >
    > > Hmmm. I'll try to work that in.

    >
    > dedicate it to bliss
    >
    > arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    > from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    > sacramento - political pigsty of the western world


    Hey! That's a good one. Doesn't quite fit with the overall theme of
    the cheer, but I'll see what I can do.
     
  10. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:35:58 -0000, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <marcia12345.c@gmail.com>
    got double secret probation for writing:

    >On Oct 15, 6:26 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    >> "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>
    >> news:1192485889.932080.193960@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    >>
    >> > On Oct 15, 5:40 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    >> > > "Marcia" <desi...@insight.rr.com> wrote in message

    >>
    >> > >news:C3394C12.A744%design1@insight.rr.com...

    >>
    >> > > > in article i4j7h357kra1q3gvuub3eoi0nov3h8c...@4ax.com, Aratzio at
    >> > > > a6ahly...@sneakemail.com wrote on 10/15/07 4:27 PM:

    >>
    >> > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    >> > > > > <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:

    >>
    >> > > > >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >> > > > >> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> > > > >> writing:

    >>
    >> > > > >>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >> > > > >>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >> > > > >>> writing:

    >>
    >> > > > >>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >> > > > >>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation

    >> for
    >> > > > >>>> writing:

    >>
    >> > > > >>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of

    >> alt.usenet.kooks,
    >> > > > >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation

    >> for
    >> > > > >>>>> writing:

    >>
    >> > > > >>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks,

    >> Timmay!
    >> > > > >>>>>> <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

    >>
    >> > > > >>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> > > > >>>>>>>> Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    >> probation
    >> > > for
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    >> probation
    >> > > for
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double secret
    >> > > probation
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> for writing:
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>> [...]

    >>
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>> Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet

    >> another
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>> hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by.

    >> If
    >> > > her
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>> paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her

    >> all
    >> > > over
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>> Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It
    >> > > looks
    >> > > > >>>>>>>>> like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.

    >>
    >> > > > >>>>>>>> <Dimmy tries to change subject>

    >>
    >> > > > >>>>>> Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.

    >>
    >> > > > >>>>>> Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time

    >> knowing
    >> > > > >>>>>> that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your
    >> > > repetive
    >> > > > >>>>>> lamery to agree with you.

    >>
    >> > > > >>>>>> Squat
    >> > > > >>>>>> Zip
    >> > > > >>>>>> Nada

    >>
    >> > > > >>>>>> Seven Fucking Days

    >>
    >> > > > >>>>> Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since

    >> Dimmy
    >> > > > >>>>> mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.

    >>
    >> > > > >>>>> Squat
    >> > > > >>>>> Zip
    >> > > > >>>>> Nada

    >>
    >> > > > >>>> Yep, same thing.

    >>
    >> > > > >>>> Squat
    >> > > > >>>> Zip
    >> > > > >>>> Nada

    >>
    >> > > > >>>> Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to

    >> describe
    >> > > > >>>> his complete and utter failure is also a spank.

    >>
    >> > > > >>>> That is all.

    >>
    >> > > > >>> Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after

    >> day
    >> > > > >>> after day.

    >>
    >> > > > >>> Squat
    >> > > > >>> Zip
    >> > > > >>> Nada

    >>
    >> > > > >>> I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
    >> > > > >>> seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.

    >>
    >> > > > >> Day Eleven.
    >> > > > >> The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    >> > > > >> droning.

    >>
    >> > > > >> Squat
    >> > > > >> Zip
    >> > > > >> Nada

    >>
    >> > > > > Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a

    >> drunken
    >> > > > > bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
    >> > > > > pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
    >> > > > > but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
    >> > > > > something can be arranged you will have to accept the current

    >> numbers
    >> > > > > associated with you plea for help.

    >>
    >> > > > > Squat
    >> > > > > Zip
    >> > > > > Nada

    >>
    >> > > > Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't

    >> been
    >> > > > drunk since sometime in June.

    >>
    >> > > > Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    >> > > > His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    >> > > > He'll spank you with his attitude!
    >> > > > Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!

    >>
    >> > > > Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!

    >>
    >> > > > Hi, Timmay!

    >>
    >> > > > (posting twice for emphasis)

    >>
    >> > > > okaythankyouverymuch

    >>
    >> > > Hey, you got some "Big Balls" there! Ratz ain't gonna like that.

    >>
    >> > > Number One

    >>
    >> > Nah. Ratz can hang. :)

    >>
    >> Well that's good to hear, sometimes he seems to "go-off" on some, like
    >> "little Petey".
    >>
    >> Number One

    >
    >I remember him from SPP when I was there in '99-2000 (he won't
    >remember me, I'm sure), and he was always very nice. Of course, I
    >spent most of my time arguing with Curio back then, which may be why.


    Not me, I was off usenet then. Left the second time round 1997 came
    back again in 2002.

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  11. marcia

    marcia Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Oct 15, 6:39 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >
    > news:1192487758.818129.122290@t8g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
    >
    > > On Oct 15, 6:26 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > > "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message

    >
    > > >news:1192485889.932080.193960@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...

    >
    > > > > On Oct 15, 5:40 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > > > > "Marcia" <desi...@insight.rr.com> wrote in message

    >
    > > > > >news:C3394C12.A744%design1@insight.rr.com...

    >
    > > > > > > in article i4j7h357kra1q3gvuub3eoi0nov3h8c...@4ax.com, Aratzio at
    > > > > > > a6ahly...@sneakemail.com wrote on 10/15/07 4:27 PM:

    >
    > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    > > > > > > > <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:

    >
    > > > > > > >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > > > > > >> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation

    > for
    > > > > > > >> writing:

    >
    > > > > > > >>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of

    > alt.aratzio,
    > > > > > > >>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation

    > for
    > > > > > > >>> writing:

    >
    > > > > > > >>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of

    > alt.aratzio,
    > > > > > > >>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    > probation
    > > > for
    > > > > > > >>>> writing:

    >
    > > > > > > >>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of
    > > > alt.usenet.kooks,
    > > > > > > >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    > probation
    > > > for
    > > > > > > >>>>> writing:

    >
    > > > > > > >>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks,
    > > > Timmay!
    > > > > > > >>>>>> <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

    >
    > > > > > > >>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>> Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret
    > > > probation
    > > > > > for
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>> writing:
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret
    > > > probation
    > > > > > for
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double

    > secret
    > > > > > probation
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> for writing:
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> [...]

    >
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet
    > > > another
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop

    > by.
    > > > If
    > > > > > her
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following

    > her
    > > > all
    > > > > > over
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil

    > hat. It
    > > > > > looks
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your

    > own.
    >
    > > > > > > >>>>>>>> <Dimmy tries to change subject>

    >
    > > > > > > >>>>>> Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.

    >
    > > > > > > >>>>>> Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time
    > > > knowing
    > > > > > > >>>>>> that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of

    > your
    > > > > > repetive
    > > > > > > >>>>>> lamery to agree with you.

    >
    > > > > > > >>>>>> Squat
    > > > > > > >>>>>> Zip
    > > > > > > >>>>>> Nada

    >
    > > > > > > >>>>>> Seven Fucking Days

    >
    > > > > > > >>>>> Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired

    > since
    > > > Dimmy
    > > > > > > >>>>> mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.

    >
    > > > > > > >>>>> Squat
    > > > > > > >>>>> Zip
    > > > > > > >>>>> Nada

    >
    > > > > > > >>>> Yep, same thing.

    >
    > > > > > > >>>> Squat
    > > > > > > >>>> Zip
    > > > > > > >>>> Nada

    >
    > > > > > > >>>> Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to
    > > > describe
    > > > > > > >>>> his complete and utter failure is also a spank.

    >
    > > > > > > >>>> That is all.

    >
    > > > > > > >>> Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day

    > after
    > > > day
    > > > > > > >>> after day.

    >
    > > > > > > >>> Squat
    > > > > > > >>> Zip
    > > > > > > >>> Nada

    >
    > > > > > > >>> I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No

    > one
    > > > > > > >>> seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.

    >
    > > > > > > >> Day Eleven.
    > > > > > > >> The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    > > > > > > >> droning.

    >
    > > > > > > >> Squat
    > > > > > > >> Zip
    > > > > > > >> Nada

    >
    > > > > > > > Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a
    > > > drunken
    > > > > > > > bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are

    > able to
    > > > > > > > pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the

    > TLSWD
    > > > > > > > but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But

    > until
    > > > > > > > something can be arranged you will have to accept the current
    > > > numbers
    > > > > > > > associated with you plea for help.

    >
    > > > > > > > Squat
    > > > > > > > Zip
    > > > > > > > Nada

    >
    > > > > > > Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't
    > > > been
    > > > > > > drunk since sometime in June.

    >
    > > > > > > Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    > > > > > > His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    > > > > > > He'll spank you with his attitude!
    > > > > > > Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!

    >
    > > > > > > Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!

    >
    > > > > > > Hi, Timmay!

    >
    > > > > > > (posting twice for emphasis)

    >
    > > > > > > okaythankyouverymuch

    >
    > > > > > Hey, you got some "Big Balls" there! Ratz ain't gonna like that.

    >
    > > > > > Number One

    >
    > > > > Nah. Ratz can hang. :)

    >
    > > > Well that's good to hear, sometimes he seems to "go-off" on some, like
    > > > "little Petey".

    >
    > > > Number One

    >
    > > I remember him from SPP when I was there in '99-2000 (he won't
    > > remember me, I'm sure), and he was always very nice. Of course, I
    > > spent most of my time arguing with Curio back then, which may be why.

    >
    > Grabs No.2 pencil and writes furiously.


    Whatcha writing, John?
     
  12. Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    In article <1192488658.787648.101670@y27g2000pre.googlegroups.com>,
    marcia <marcia12345.c@gmail.com> wrote:

    > On Oct 15, 6:46 pm, mariposas rand mair fheal greykitten tomys des
    > anges <mair_fh...@yahoo.com> wrote:
    > > In article <1192487598.015548.112...@t8g2000prg.googlegroups.com>,
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > marcia <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote:
    > > > On Oct 15, 6:21 pm, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> wrote:
    > > > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:04:13 -0000, marcia <marcia1234...@gmail.com>
    > > > > wrote in <1192485853.395477.87...@z24g2000prh.googlegroups.com>:

    > >
    > > > > >On Oct 15, 5:42 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > >> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:47:27 -0000, in
    > > > > >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <desi...@insight.rr.com>
    > > > > >> bloviated:

    > >
    > > > > >> >On Oct 15, 4:27 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > >> >> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    > > > > >> >> <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > > > >> >> >Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation
    > > > > >> >> >for
    > > > > >> >> >writing:

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    > > > > >> >> >>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation
    > > > > >> >> >>for
    > > > > >> >> >>writing:

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of
    > > > > >> >> >>>alt.aratzio,
    > > > > >> >> >>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation
    > > > > >> >> >>>for
    > > > > >> >> >>>writing:

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of
    > > > > >> >> >>>>alt.usenet.kooks,
    > > > > >> >> >>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret
    > > > > >> >> >>>>probation
    > > > > >> >> >>>>for
    > > > > >> >> >>>>writing:

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks,
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>Timmay!
    > > > > >> >> >>>>><tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>probation for writing:
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>probation for writing:
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>secret
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>probation for writing:
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>[...]

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>another
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>by. If
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>her
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>her
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>all over
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat.
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>It
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>looks
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>>>own.

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>knowing
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>your
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>repetive
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>lamery to agree with you.

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>Squat
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>Zip
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>Nada

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>>>Seven Fucking Days

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>>Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired
    > > > > >> >> >>>>since
    > > > > >> >> >>>>Dimmy
    > > > > >> >> >>>>mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>>Squat
    > > > > >> >> >>>>Zip
    > > > > >> >> >>>>Nada

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>Yep, same thing.

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>Squat
    > > > > >> >> >>>Zip
    > > > > >> >> >>>Nada

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to
    > > > > >> >> >>>describe
    > > > > >> >> >>>his complete and utter failure is also a spank.

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>>That is all.

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day
    > > > > >> >> >>after
    > > > > >> >> >>day
    > > > > >> >> >>after day.

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>Squat
    > > > > >> >> >>Zip
    > > > > >> >> >>Nada

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >>I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No
    > > > > >> >> >>one
    > > > > >> >> >>seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >Day Eleven.
    > > > > >> >> >The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    > > > > >> >> >droning.

    > >
    > > > > >> >> >Squat
    > > > > >> >> >Zip
    > > > > >> >> >Nada

    > >
    > > > > >> >> Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a
    > > > > >> >> drunken
    > > > > >> >> bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able
    > > > > >> >> to
    > > > > >> >> pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the
    > > > > >> >> TLSWD
    > > > > >> >> but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
    > > > > >> >> something can be arranged you will have to accept the current
    > > > > >> >> numbers
    > > > > >> >> associated with you plea for help.

    > >
    > > > > >> >> Squat
    > > > > >> >> Zip
    > > > > >> >> Nada

    > >
    > > > > >> >Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't
    > > > > >> >been drunk since sometime in June.

    > >
    > > > > >> >Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    > > > > >> >His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    > > > > >> >He'll spank you with his attitude!
    > > > > >> >Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!

    > >
    > > > > >> >Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!

    > >
    > > > > >> >Hi, Timmay!

    > >
    > > > > >> >okaythankyouverymuch

    > >
    > > > > >> EVUL TROLL!

    > >
    > > > > >Mwahaha! Oh. I need a word that rhymes with hubris...

    > >
    > > > > "do brits"

    > >
    > > > Hmmm. I'll try to work that in.

    > >
    > > dedicate it to bliss
    > >
    > > arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    > > from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    > > sacramento - political pigsty of the western world

    >
    > Hey! That's a good one. Doesn't quite fit with the overall theme of
    > the cheer, but I'll see what I can do.


    just adding my two bits

    arf meow arf - everything thing i know i learned
    from the collective unconsciousness of odd bodkins
    sacramento - political pigsty of the western world
     
  13. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?


    "marcia" <marcia12345.c@gmail.com> wrote in message
    news:1192489008.083705.225500@k35g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
    > On Oct 15, 6:39 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message
    > >
    > > news:1192487758.818129.122290@t8g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
    > >
    > > > On Oct 15, 6:26 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > > > "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message

    > >
    > > > >news:1192485889.932080.193960@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...

    > >
    > > > > > On Oct 15, 5:40 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net>

    wrote:
    > > > > > > "Marcia" <desi...@insight.rr.com> wrote in message

    > >
    > > > > > >news:C3394C12.A744%design1@insight.rr.com...

    > >
    > > > > > > > in article i4j7h357kra1q3gvuub3eoi0nov3h8c...@4ax.com, Aratzio

    at
    > > > > > > > a6ahly...@sneakemail.com wrote on 10/15/07 4:27 PM:

    > >
    > > > > > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    > > > > > > > > <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:

    > >
    > > > > > > > >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of

    alt.aratzio,
    > > > > > > > >> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    probation
    > > for
    > > > > > > > >> writing:

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of

    > > alt.aratzio,
    > > > > > > > >>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    probation
    > > for
    > > > > > > > >>> writing:

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of

    > > alt.aratzio,
    > > > > > > > >>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    > > probation
    > > > > for
    > > > > > > > >>>> writing:

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of
    > > > > alt.usenet.kooks,
    > > > > > > > >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    > > probation
    > > > > for
    > > > > > > > >>>>> writing:

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in

    alt.usenet.kooks,
    > > > > Timmay!
    > > > > > > > >>>>>> <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double

    secret
    > > > > probation
    > > > > > > for
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>> writing:
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double

    secret
    > > > > probation
    > > > > > > for
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double

    > > secret
    > > > > > > probation
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> for writing:
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> [...]

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after

    yet
    > > > > another
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will

    drop
    > > by.
    > > > > If
    > > > > > > her
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me

    following
    > > her
    > > > > all
    > > > > > > over
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil

    > > hat. It
    > > > > > > looks
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on

    your
    > > own.
    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>>>>>> <Dimmy tries to change subject>

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>>>> Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>>>> Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet

    time
    > > > > knowing
    > > > > > > > >>>>>> that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough

    of
    > > your
    > > > > > > repetive
    > > > > > > > >>>>>> lamery to agree with you.

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>>>> Squat
    > > > > > > > >>>>>> Zip
    > > > > > > > >>>>>> Nada

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>>>> Seven Fucking Days

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>>> Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired

    > > since
    > > > > Dimmy
    > > > > > > > >>>>> mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>>> Squat
    > > > > > > > >>>>> Zip
    > > > > > > > >>>>> Nada

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>> Yep, same thing.

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>> Squat
    > > > > > > > >>>> Zip
    > > > > > > > >>>> Nada

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>> Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post

    to
    > > > > describe
    > > > > > > > >>>> his complete and utter failure is also a spank.

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>>> That is all.

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>> Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day

    > > after
    > > > > day
    > > > > > > > >>> after day.

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>> Squat
    > > > > > > > >>> Zip
    > > > > > > > >>> Nada

    > >
    > > > > > > > >>> I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed.

    No
    > > one
    > > > > > > > >>> seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.

    > >
    > > > > > > > >> Day Eleven.
    > > > > > > > >> The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt

    their
    > > > > > > > >> droning.

    > >
    > > > > > > > >> Squat
    > > > > > > > >> Zip
    > > > > > > > >> Nada

    > >
    > > > > > > > > Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find

    a
    > > > > drunken
    > > > > > > > > bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are

    > > able to
    > > > > > > > > pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest

    the
    > > TLSWD
    > > > > > > > > but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But

    > > until
    > > > > > > > > something can be arranged you will have to accept the

    current
    > > > > numbers
    > > > > > > > > associated with you plea for help.

    > >
    > > > > > > > > Squat
    > > > > > > > > Zip
    > > > > > > > > Nada

    > >
    > > > > > > > Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I

    haven't
    > > > > been
    > > > > > > > drunk since sometime in June.

    > >
    > > > > > > > Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    > > > > > > > His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    > > > > > > > He'll spank you with his attitude!
    > > > > > > > Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!

    > >
    > > > > > > > Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!

    > >
    > > > > > > > Hi, Timmay!

    > >
    > > > > > > > (posting twice for emphasis)

    > >
    > > > > > > > okaythankyouverymuch

    > >
    > > > > > > Hey, you got some "Big Balls" there! Ratz ain't gonna like

    that.
    > >
    > > > > > > Number One

    > >
    > > > > > Nah. Ratz can hang. :)

    > >
    > > > > Well that's good to hear, sometimes he seems to "go-off" on some,

    like
    > > > > "little Petey".

    > >
    > > > > Number One

    > >
    > > > I remember him from SPP when I was there in '99-2000 (he won't
    > > > remember me, I'm sure), and he was always very nice. Of course, I
    > > > spent most of my time arguing with Curio back then, which may be why.

    > >
    > > Grabs No.2 pencil and writes furiously.

    >
    > Whatcha writing, John?
    >

    Clues, I just can never get enough! Ah, Watson?
     
  14. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?


    "Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
    news:rlr7h3puuovaihuofcd6frl1un5jlb0n5q@4ax.com...
    > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:35:58 -0000, in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <marcia12345.c@gmail.com>
    > got double secret probation for writing:
    >
    > >On Oct 15, 6:26 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > >> "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message
    > >>
    > >> news:1192485889.932080.193960@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    > >>
    > >> > On Oct 15, 5:40 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > >> > > "Marcia" <desi...@insight.rr.com> wrote in message
    > >>
    > >> > >news:C3394C12.A744%design1@insight.rr.com...
    > >>
    > >> > > > in article i4j7h357kra1q3gvuub3eoi0nov3h8c...@4ax.com, Aratzio at
    > >> > > > a6ahly...@sneakemail.com wrote on 10/15/07 4:27 PM:
    > >>
    > >> > > > > On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    > >> > > > > <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
    > >>
    > >> > > > >> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of

    alt.aratzio,
    > >> > > > >> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation

    for
    > >> > > > >> writing:
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of

    alt.aratzio,
    > >> > > > >>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    probation for
    > >> > > > >>> writing:
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of

    alt.aratzio,
    > >> > > > >>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    probation
    > >> for
    > >> > > > >>>> writing:
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of
    > >> alt.usenet.kooks,
    > >> > > > >>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret

    probation
    > >> for
    > >> > > > >>>>> writing:
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks,
    > >> Timmay!
    > >> > > > >>>>>> <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>> Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret
    > >> probation
    > >> > > for
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>>> writing:
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret
    > >> probation
    > >> > > for
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double

    secret
    > >> > > probation
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> for writing:
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>> [...]
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>> Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after

    yet
    > >> another
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>> hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop

    by.
    > >> If
    > >> > > her
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>> paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following

    her
    > >> all
    > >> > > over
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>> Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil

    hat. It
    > >> > > looks
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>>> like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your

    own.
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>>>>>> <Dimmy tries to change subject>
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>>>> Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>>>> Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet

    time
    > >> knowing
    > >> > > > >>>>>> that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of

    your
    > >> > > repetive
    > >> > > > >>>>>> lamery to agree with you.
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>>>> Squat
    > >> > > > >>>>>> Zip
    > >> > > > >>>>>> Nada
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>>>> Seven Fucking Days
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>>> Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired

    since
    > >> Dimmy
    > >> > > > >>>>> mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>>> Squat
    > >> > > > >>>>> Zip
    > >> > > > >>>>> Nada
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>> Yep, same thing.
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>> Squat
    > >> > > > >>>> Zip
    > >> > > > >>>> Nada
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>> Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to
    > >> describe
    > >> > > > >>>> his complete and utter failure is also a spank.
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>>> That is all.
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>> Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day

    after
    > >> day
    > >> > > > >>> after day.
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>> Squat
    > >> > > > >>> Zip
    > >> > > > >>> Nada
    > >>
    > >> > > > >>> I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No

    one
    > >> > > > >>> seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.
    > >>
    > >> > > > >> Day Eleven.
    > >> > > > >> The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt

    their
    > >> > > > >> droning.
    > >>
    > >> > > > >> Squat
    > >> > > > >> Zip
    > >> > > > >> Nada
    > >>
    > >> > > > > Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a
    > >> drunken
    > >> > > > > bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are

    able to
    > >> > > > > pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the

    TLSWD
    > >> > > > > but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But

    until
    > >> > > > > something can be arranged you will have to accept the current
    > >> numbers
    > >> > > > > associated with you plea for help.
    > >>
    > >> > > > > Squat
    > >> > > > > Zip
    > >> > > > > Nada
    > >>
    > >> > > > Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I

    haven't
    > >> been
    > >> > > > drunk since sometime in June.
    > >>
    > >> > > > Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    > >> > > > His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    > >> > > > He'll spank you with his attitude!
    > >> > > > Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!
    > >>
    > >> > > > Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!
    > >>
    > >> > > > Hi, Timmay!
    > >>
    > >> > > > (posting twice for emphasis)
    > >>
    > >> > > > okaythankyouverymuch
    > >>
    > >> > > Hey, you got some "Big Balls" there! Ratz ain't gonna like that.
    > >>
    > >> > > Number One
    > >>
    > >> > Nah. Ratz can hang. :)
    > >>
    > >> Well that's good to hear, sometimes he seems to "go-off" on some, like
    > >> "little Petey".
    > >>
    > >> Number One

    > >
    > >I remember him from SPP when I was there in '99-2000 (he won't
    > >remember me, I'm sure), and he was always very nice. Of course, I
    > >spent most of my time arguing with Curio back then, which may be why.

    >
    > Not me, I was off usenet then. Left the second time round 1997 came
    > back again in 2002.
    >

    Another clue, grabs No. 2 pencil again!

    Number One
     
  15. Marcia

    Marcia Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?




    in article rlr7h3puuovaihuofcd6frl1un5jlb0n5q@4ax.com, Aratzio at
    a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com wrote on 10/15/07 6:53 PM:

    > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:35:58 -0000, in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <marcia12345.c@gmail.com>
    > got double secret probation for writing:
    >
    >> On Oct 15, 6:26 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    >>> "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>
    >>> news:1192485889.932080.193960@i38g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
    >>>
    >>>> On Oct 15, 5:40 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    >>>>> "Marcia" <desi...@insight.rr.com> wrote in message
    >>>
    >>>>> news:C3394C12.A744%design1@insight.rr.com...
    >>>
    >>>>>> in article i4j7h357kra1q3gvuub3eoi0nov3h8c...@4ax.com, Aratzio at
    >>>>>> a6ahly...@sneakemail.com wrote on 10/15/07 4:27 PM:
    >>>
    >>>>>>> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    >>>>>>> <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>>>>> On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>> On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation
    >>> for
    >>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of
    >>> alt.usenet.kooks,
    >>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation
    >>> for
    >>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks,
    >>> Timmay!
    >>>>>>>>>>>> <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret
    >>> probation
    >>>>> for
    >>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret
    >>> probation
    >>>>> for
    >>>>>>>>>>>> writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double secret
    >>>>> probation
    >>>>>>>>>>>> for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> [...]
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet
    >>> another
    >>>>>>>>>>>> hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by.
    >>> If
    >>>>> her
    >>>>>>>>>>>> paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her
    >>> all
    >>>>> over
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It
    >>>>> looks
    >>>>>>>>>>>> like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> <Dimmy tries to change subject>
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time
    >>> knowing
    >>>>>>>>>>>> that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your
    >>>>> repetive
    >>>>>>>>>>>> lamery to agree with you.
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Squat
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Zip
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Nada
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>> Seven Fucking Days
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since
    >>> Dimmy
    >>>>>>>>>>> mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>>> Squat
    >>>>>>>>>>> Zip
    >>>>>>>>>>> Nada
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Yep, same thing.
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Squat
    >>>>>>>>>> Zip
    >>>>>>>>>> Nada
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>> Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to
    >>> describe
    >>>>>>>>>> his complete and utter failure is also a spank.
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>>> That is all.
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>> Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after
    >>> day
    >>>>>>>>> after day.
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>> Squat
    >>>>>>>>> Zip
    >>>>>>>>> Nada
    >>>
    >>>>>>>>> I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
    >>>>>>>>> seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.
    >>>
    >>>>>>>> Day Eleven.
    >>>>>>>> The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    >>>>>>>> droning.
    >>>
    >>>>>>>> Squat
    >>>>>>>> Zip
    >>>>>>>> Nada
    >>>
    >>>>>>> Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a
    >>> drunken
    >>>>>>> bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
    >>>>>>> pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
    >>>>>>> but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
    >>>>>>> something can be arranged you will have to accept the current
    >>> numbers
    >>>>>>> associated with you plea for help.
    >>>
    >>>>>>> Squat
    >>>>>>> Zip
    >>>>>>> Nada
    >>>
    >>>>>> Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't
    >>> been
    >>>>>> drunk since sometime in June.
    >>>
    >>>>>> Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    >>>>>> His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    >>>>>> He'll spank you with his attitude!
    >>>>>> Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!
    >>>
    >>>>>> Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!
    >>>
    >>>>>> Hi, Timmay!
    >>>
    >>>>>> (posting twice for emphasis)
    >>>
    >>>>>> okaythankyouverymuch
    >>>
    >>>>> Hey, you got some "Big Balls" there! Ratz ain't gonna like that.
    >>>
    >>>>> Number One
    >>>
    >>>> Nah. Ratz can hang. :)
    >>>
    >>> Well that's good to hear, sometimes he seems to "go-off" on some, like
    >>> "little Petey".
    >>>
    >>> Number One

    >>
    >> I remember him from SPP when I was there in '99-2000 (he won't
    >> remember me, I'm sure), and he was always very nice. Of course, I
    >> spent most of my time arguing with Curio back then, which may be why.

    >
    > Not me, I was off usenet then. Left the second time round 1997 came
    > back again in 2002.


    Hmmm. I feel silly now. I was sure it was you. :)
     
  16. Bob Officer

    Bob Officer Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:56:48 -0000, in alt.usenet.kooks, marcia
    <marcia12345.c@gmail.com> wrote:

    >On Oct 15, 6:39 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    >> "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>
    >> news:1192487758.818129.122290@t8g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
    >>
    >> > On Oct 15, 6:26 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    >> > > "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message

    >> Grabs No.2 pencil and writes furiously.

    >
    >Whatcha writing, John?


    Notes for stalking other Users...


    --
    Bob Officer
    COOSN-266-06-01986
    Hammer of Thor, Sept 2005
     
  17. Marcia

    Marcia Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?




    in article uq08h3d3a5o4u4gbh8cmqkfag9sbeo71fu@4ax.com, Bob Officer at
    bobofficers@127.0.0.7 wrote on 10/15/07 8:19 PM:

    > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:56:48 -0000, in alt.usenet.kooks, marcia
    > <marcia12345.c@gmail.com> wrote:
    >
    >> On Oct 15, 6:39 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    >>> "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>>
    >>> news:1192487758.818129.122290@t8g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
    >>>
    >>>> On Oct 15, 6:26 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    >>>>> "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message
    >>> Grabs No.2 pencil and writes furiously.

    >>
    >> Whatcha writing, John?

    >
    > Notes for stalking other Users...
    >


    Ooooooh. Oh, dear. I don't want to help with that.

    No more clues from me, John! Ya hear?
     
  18. Sharon B

    Sharon B Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:49:52 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote in <pjr7h3dcmj9msqc6uspua528f128j2f91i@4ax.com>:

    >On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:21:21 -0400, in the land of
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
    >double secret probation for writing:
    >
    >>On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:04:13 -0000, marcia <marcia12345.c@gmail.com>
    >>wrote in <1192485853.395477.87890@z24g2000prh.googlegroups.com>:
    >>
    >>>On Oct 15, 5:42 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:47:27 -0000, in
    >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <desi...@insight.rr.com>
    >>>> bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> >On Oct 15, 4:27 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>> >> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    >>>> >> <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >>>> >> >Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>>> >> >writing:
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >>>> >> >>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>>> >> >>writing:
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >>>> >> >>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>>> >> >>>writing:
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
    >>>> >> >>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>>> >> >>>>writing:
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    >>>> >> >>>>><tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>[...]
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet another
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If her
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her all over
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It looks
    >>>> >> >>>>>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>>>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>>>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>>>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time knowing
    >>>> >> >>>>>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your repetive
    >>>> >> >>>>>lamery to agree with you.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>>>Squat
    >>>> >> >>>>>Zip
    >>>> >> >>>>>Nada
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>>>Seven Fucking Days
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>>Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since Dimmy
    >>>> >> >>>>mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>>Squat
    >>>> >> >>>>Zip
    >>>> >> >>>>Nada
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>Yep, same thing.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>Squat
    >>>> >> >>>Zip
    >>>> >> >>>Nada
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to describe
    >>>> >> >>>his complete and utter failure is also a spank.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>>That is all.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after day
    >>>> >> >>after day.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>Squat
    >>>> >> >>Zip
    >>>> >> >>Nada
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >>I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
    >>>> >> >>seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >Day Eleven.
    >>>> >> >The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    >>>> >> >droning.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> >Squat
    >>>> >> >Zip
    >>>> >> >Nada
    >>>>
    >>>> >> Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a drunken
    >>>> >> bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
    >>>> >> pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
    >>>> >> but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
    >>>> >> something can be arranged you will have to accept the current numbers
    >>>> >> associated with you plea for help.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> Squat
    >>>> >> Zip
    >>>> >> Nada
    >>>>
    >>>> >Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't
    >>>> >been drunk since sometime in June.
    >>>>
    >>>> >Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    >>>> >His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    >>>> >He'll spank you with his attitude!
    >>>> >Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!
    >>>>
    >>>> >Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!
    >>>>
    >>>> >Hi, Timmay!
    >>>>
    >>>> >okaythankyouverymuch
    >>>>
    >>>> EVUL TROLL!
    >>>
    >>>Mwahaha! Oh. I need a word that rhymes with hubris...

    >>
    >>"do brits"

    >"cubist"


    Dimmy should be grateful for all the help from good souls like marcia,
    mariposa you and me.

    Now he owes us.
     
  19. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 21:36:38 -0400, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
    double secret probation for writing:

    >On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:49:52 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >wrote in <pjr7h3dcmj9msqc6uspua528f128j2f91i@4ax.com>:
    >
    >>On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 18:21:21 -0400, in the land of
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
    >>double secret probation for writing:
    >>
    >>>On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:04:13 -0000, marcia <marcia12345.c@gmail.com>
    >>>wrote in <1192485853.395477.87890@z24g2000prh.googlegroups.com>:
    >>>
    >>>>On Oct 15, 5:42 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>> On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 20:47:27 -0000, in
    >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, marcia <desi...@insight.rr.com>
    >>>>> bloviated:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >On Oct 15, 4:27 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>> >> On Sun, 14 Oct 2007 16:28:48 -0700, in alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    >>>>> >> <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >On Sat, 13 Oct 2007 17:53:50 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >>>>> >> >Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>>>> >> >writing:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 15:39:28 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >>>>> >> >>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>>>> >> >>writing:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, in the land of alt.aratzio,
    >>>>> >> >>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>>>> >> >>>writing:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
    >>>>> >> >>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>>>> >> >>>>writing:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    >>>>> >> >>>>><tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcan...@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> posted:
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Daedalus <j...@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>[...]
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet another
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If her
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her all over
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It looks
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>>>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>>>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>>>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time knowing
    >>>>> >> >>>>>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your repetive
    >>>>> >> >>>>>lamery to agree with you.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>>>Squat
    >>>>> >> >>>>>Zip
    >>>>> >> >>>>>Nada
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>>>Seven Fucking Days
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>>Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since Dimmy
    >>>>> >> >>>>mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>>Squat
    >>>>> >> >>>>Zip
    >>>>> >> >>>>Nada
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>Yep, same thing.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>Squat
    >>>>> >> >>>Zip
    >>>>> >> >>>Nada
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>Dimmy will return *shortly* to expound how a daily post to describe
    >>>>> >> >>>his complete and utter failure is also a spank.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>>That is all.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>Day ten, the results are like a Dimmy post. Same thing day after day
    >>>>> >> >>after day.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>Squat
    >>>>> >> >>Zip
    >>>>> >> >>Nada
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >>I did try to recruit a friend for Dimmy, but was rebuffed. No one
    >>>>> >> >>seems to care about poor Dimmy and his *situation*.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >Day Eleven.
    >>>>> >> >The crickets are getting louder. There is nothing to halt their
    >>>>> >> >droning.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> >Squat
    >>>>> >> >Zip
    >>>>> >> >Nada
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> Well, Dimmy, we may have solved your problem. If I can find a drunken
    >>>>> >> bum willing to work for the peanuts (real ones) that you are able to
    >>>>> >> pay we may be able to buy you a friend. Sharon has suggest the TLSWD
    >>>>> >> but when contacted the dog rolled over and played dead. But until
    >>>>> >> something can be arranged you will have to accept the current numbers
    >>>>> >> associated with you plea for help.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >> Squat
    >>>>> >> Zip
    >>>>> >> Nada
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >Not so fast, 'Ratz'. I'm cheering for Timmay! today, and I haven't
    >>>>> >been drunk since sometime in June.
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >Timmay! Timmay! He's our dude!
    >>>>> >His points are sometimes misconstrued!
    >>>>> >He'll spank you with his attitude!
    >>>>> >Lookout 'Ratz' 'cause you've been screwed!
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >Yeah, Timmay! Woot! Woot! Woo Hoo!
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >Hi, Timmay!
    >>>>>
    >>>>> >okaythankyouverymuch
    >>>>>
    >>>>> EVUL TROLL!
    >>>>
    >>>>Mwahaha! Oh. I need a word that rhymes with hubris...
    >>>
    >>>"do brits"

    >>"cubist"

    >
    >Dimmy should be grateful for all the help from good souls like marcia,
    >mariposa you and me.
    >
    >Now he owes us.


    YOU POSTED "I WIN!"

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  20. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    Re: Day 12 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?


    "Marcia" <design1@insight.rr.com> wrote in message
    news:C33983C0.A887%design1@insight.rr.com...
    >
    >
    >
    > in article uq08h3d3a5o4u4gbh8cmqkfag9sbeo71fu@4ax.com, Bob Officer at
    > bobofficers@127.0.0.7 wrote on 10/15/07 8:19 PM:
    >
    > > On Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:56:48 -0000, in alt.usenet.kooks, marcia
    > > <marcia12345.c@gmail.com> wrote:
    > >
    > >> On Oct 15, 6:39 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > >>> "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message
    > >>>
    > >>> news:1192487758.818129.122290@t8g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
    > >>>
    > >>>> On Oct 15, 6:26 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > >>>>> "marcia" <marcia1234...@gmail.com> wrote in message
    > >>> Grabs No.2 pencil and writes furiously.
    > >>
    > >> Whatcha writing, John?

    > >
    > > Notes for stalking other Users...
    > >

    >
    > Ooooooh. Oh, dear. I don't want to help with that.
    >
    > No more clues from me, John! Ya hear?
    >

    You believe a drunken Indian over me!?!

    pfffft!
     

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