Re: Day One Results and Exit Polls was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Aratzio, Oct 6, 2007.

  1. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:50:33 -0400, in alt.aratzio, Sharon B
    <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:

    >On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:27:48 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >wrote in <fqpag35tq78r5lk5ac27dv2apuu0j6d1ne@4ax.com>:
    >
    >>On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:14 +0100, in the land of
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
    >><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>
    >>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
    >>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
    >>>>>>wading through your muck.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Haw Haw!
    >>>>
    >>>><pats head>
    >>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
    >>>
    >>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.

    >>
    >><tap tap tap>
    >>Is this on?
    >>
    >>Okay, the first days results as tabulated by the accounting firm of
    >>Squeezem and Bleedem:
    >>
    >>Squat
    >>Zip
    >>Nada
    >>
    >>This has a plus/minus error of
    >>
    >>Squat
    >>Zip
    >>Nada
    >>
    >>The exit poll numbers predict:
    >>
    >>Squat
    >>Zip
    >>Nada
    >>
    >>This has an error rate of:
    >>
    >>Squat
    >>Zip
    >>Nada
    >>
    >>This concludes the results for day one of the Dimmy "Please Help Me I
    >>am Begging You" Thorne Spank Poll.
    >>
    >>Back pedalling may now commence.

    >
    >*snork*
    >
    >I demand a recount.


    +40 hours and the official count is:

    Squat
    Zip
    Nada



    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  2. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:17:25 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:50:33 -0400, in alt.aratzio, Sharon B
    ><sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
    >
    >>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:27:48 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>wrote in <fqpag35tq78r5lk5ac27dv2apuu0j6d1ne@4ax.com>:
    >>
    >>>On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:14 +0100, in the land of
    >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
    >>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>
    >>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
    >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
    >>>>>>>wading through your muck.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Haw Haw!
    >>>>>
    >>>>><pats head>
    >>>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
    >>>>
    >>>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
    >>>
    >>><tap tap tap>
    >>>Is this on?
    >>>
    >>>Okay, the first days results as tabulated by the accounting firm of
    >>>Squeezem and Bleedem:
    >>>
    >>>Squat
    >>>Zip
    >>>Nada
    >>>
    >>>This has a plus/minus error of
    >>>
    >>>Squat
    >>>Zip
    >>>Nada
    >>>
    >>>The exit poll numbers predict:
    >>>
    >>>Squat
    >>>Zip
    >>>Nada
    >>>
    >>>This has an error rate of:
    >>>
    >>>Squat
    >>>Zip
    >>>Nada
    >>>
    >>>This concludes the results for day one of the Dimmy "Please Help Me I
    >>>am Begging You" Thorne Spank Poll.
    >>>
    >>>Back pedalling may now commence.

    >>
    >>*snork*
    >>
    >>I demand a recount.

    >
    >+40 hours and the official count is:
    >
    >Squat
    >Zip
    >Nada


    Never let kook hope die.

    Jade
     
  3. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:04:54 -0400, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
    bloviated:

    >On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:17:25 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:50:33 -0400, in alt.aratzio, Sharon B
    >><sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:27:48 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>wrote in <fqpag35tq78r5lk5ac27dv2apuu0j6d1ne@4ax.com>:
    >>>
    >>>>On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:14 +0100, in the land of
    >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
    >>>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>
    >>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
    >>>>>>>>wading through your muck.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Haw Haw!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>><pats head>
    >>>>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
    >>>>
    >>>><tap tap tap>
    >>>>Is this on?
    >>>>
    >>>>Okay, the first days results as tabulated by the accounting firm of
    >>>>Squeezem and Bleedem:
    >>>>
    >>>>Squat
    >>>>Zip
    >>>>Nada
    >>>>
    >>>>This has a plus/minus error of
    >>>>
    >>>>Squat
    >>>>Zip
    >>>>Nada
    >>>>
    >>>>The exit poll numbers predict:
    >>>>
    >>>>Squat
    >>>>Zip
    >>>>Nada
    >>>>
    >>>>This has an error rate of:
    >>>>
    >>>>Squat
    >>>>Zip
    >>>>Nada
    >>>>
    >>>>This concludes the results for day one of the Dimmy "Please Help Me I
    >>>>am Begging You" Thorne Spank Poll.
    >>>>
    >>>>Back pedalling may now commence.
    >>>
    >>>*snork*
    >>>
    >>>I demand a recount.

    >>
    >>+40 hours and the official count is:
    >>
    >>Squat
    >>Zip
    >>Nada

    >
    >Never let kook hope die.
    >
    >Jade


    Dimmy wanted to prove he spanked someone. I am guessing he was not
    planning on it being Dimmy.


    --

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  4. K. A. Cannon

    K. A. Cannon Guest

    Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
    <fghcg31rt9ea0bignus9jris17vht647gl@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Fri, 05
    Oct 2007 14:25:34 GMT:

    >On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:04:54 -0400, in
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
    >bloviated:
    >
    >>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:17:25 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:50:33 -0400, in alt.aratzio, Sharon B
    >>><sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:27:48 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>>wrote in <fqpag35tq78r5lk5ac27dv2apuu0j6d1ne@4ax.com>:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:14 +0100, in the land of
    >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
    >>>>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
    >>>>>>>>>wading through your muck.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Haw Haw!
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>><pats head>
    >>>>>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
    >>>>>
    >>>>><tap tap tap>
    >>>>>Is this on?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Okay, the first days results as tabulated by the accounting firm of
    >>>>>Squeezem and Bleedem:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Squat
    >>>>>Zip
    >>>>>Nada
    >>>>>
    >>>>>This has a plus/minus error of
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Squat
    >>>>>Zip
    >>>>>Nada
    >>>>>
    >>>>>The exit poll numbers predict:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Squat
    >>>>>Zip
    >>>>>Nada
    >>>>>
    >>>>>This has an error rate of:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Squat
    >>>>>Zip
    >>>>>Nada
    >>>>>
    >>>>>This concludes the results for day one of the Dimmy "Please Help Me I
    >>>>>am Begging You" Thorne Spank Poll.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Back pedalling may now commence.
    >>>>
    >>>>*snork*
    >>>>
    >>>>I demand a recount.
    >>>
    >>>+40 hours and the official count is:
    >>>
    >>>Squat
    >>>Zip
    >>>Nada

    >>
    >>Never let kook hope die.
    >>
    >>Jade

    >
    >Dimmy wanted to prove he spanked someone. I am guessing he was not
    >planning on it being Dimmy.


    I think the polling organization has a hidden agenda!!

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    It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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  5. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    Day Two Results and Exit Polls was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:51:56 -0400, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, K. A. Cannon
    <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:

    >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
    ><fghcg31rt9ea0bignus9jris17vht647gl@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Fri, 05
    >Oct 2007 14:25:34 GMT:
    >
    >>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:04:54 -0400, in
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
    >>bloviated:
    >>
    >>>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:17:25 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:50:33 -0400, in alt.aratzio, Sharon B
    >>>><sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:27:48 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>>>wrote in <fqpag35tq78r5lk5ac27dv2apuu0j6d1ne@4ax.com>:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:14 +0100, in the land of
    >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
    >>>>>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
    >>>>>>>>>>wading through your muck.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Haw Haw!
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>><pats head>
    >>>>>>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>><tap tap tap>
    >>>>>>Is this on?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Okay, the first days results as tabulated by the accounting firm of
    >>>>>>Squeezem and Bleedem:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Squat
    >>>>>>Zip
    >>>>>>Nada
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>This has a plus/minus error of
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Squat
    >>>>>>Zip
    >>>>>>Nada
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>The exit poll numbers predict:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Squat
    >>>>>>Zip
    >>>>>>Nada
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>This has an error rate of:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Squat
    >>>>>>Zip
    >>>>>>Nada
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>This concludes the results for day one of the Dimmy "Please Help Me I
    >>>>>>am Begging You" Thorne Spank Poll.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Back pedalling may now commence.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>*snork*
    >>>>>
    >>>>>I demand a recount.
    >>>>
    >>>>+40 hours and the official count is:
    >>>>
    >>>>Squat
    >>>>Zip
    >>>>Nada
    >>>
    >>>Never let kook hope die.
    >>>
    >>>Jade

    >>
    >>Dimmy wanted to prove he spanked someone. I am guessing he was not
    >>planning on it being Dimmy.

    >
    >I think the polling organization has a hidden agenda!!


    Same as day one.

    Squat
    Zip
    Nada

    And that is just posts by Dimmy.

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  6. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    Re: Day Three Results and Exit Polls was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 15:34:20 -0700, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Aratzio
    <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:

    >On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:51:56 -0400, in the land of
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, K. A. Cannon
    ><kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    >
    >>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
    >><fghcg31rt9ea0bignus9jris17vht647gl@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Fri, 05
    >>Oct 2007 14:25:34 GMT:
    >>
    >>>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:04:54 -0400, in
    >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
    >>>bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:17:25 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>>wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:50:33 -0400, in alt.aratzio, Sharon B
    >>>>><sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:27:48 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>>>>wrote in <fqpag35tq78r5lk5ac27dv2apuu0j6d1ne@4ax.com>:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:14 +0100, in the land of
    >>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
    >>>>>>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
    >>>>>>>>>>>wading through your muck.
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>Haw Haw!
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>><pats head>
    >>>>>>>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>><tap tap tap>
    >>>>>>>Is this on?
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Okay, the first days results as tabulated by the accounting firm of
    >>>>>>>Squeezem and Bleedem:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Squat
    >>>>>>>Zip
    >>>>>>>Nada
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>This has a plus/minus error of
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Squat
    >>>>>>>Zip
    >>>>>>>Nada
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>The exit poll numbers predict:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Squat
    >>>>>>>Zip
    >>>>>>>Nada
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>This has an error rate of:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Squat
    >>>>>>>Zip
    >>>>>>>Nada
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>This concludes the results for day one of the Dimmy "Please Help Me I
    >>>>>>>am Begging You" Thorne Spank Poll.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Back pedalling may now commence.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>*snork*
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>I demand a recount.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>+40 hours and the official count is:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Squat
    >>>>>Zip
    >>>>>Nada
    >>>>
    >>>>Never let kook hope die.
    >>>>
    >>>>Jade
    >>>
    >>>Dimmy wanted to prove he spanked someone. I am guessing he was not
    >>>planning on it being Dimmy.

    >>
    >>I think the polling organization has a hidden agenda!!

    >
    >Same as day one.
    >
    >Squat
    >Zip
    >Nada
    >
    >And that is just posts by Dimmy.


    Same as day one.

    Squat
    Zip
    Nada

    Oh where, oh where, has lil Dimmy gone.

    Three whole days, not even a squeak.



    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  7. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:07:37 +0100, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
    Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >
    >>Dimmy wanted to prove he spanked someone.

    >


    <snip standard "I WIN!">

    Squat
    Zip
    Nada

    No one, not even a kook came to your defense, Dimmy.

    That was just a sad, you beg for help from af twice and only Bumble
    poked his head up that one time. So not getting the hint, you begged
    for help from usenet as a whole.

    Squat
    Zip
    Nada

    Truly ignominious, even for you.

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  8. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    Day Four Results and Exit Polls was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 14:18:27 -0700, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Aratzio
    <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:

    >On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 15:34:20 -0700, in the land of
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Aratzio
    ><a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >
    >>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 11:51:56 -0400, in the land of
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, K. A. Cannon
    >><kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>
    >>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted
    >>><fghcg31rt9ea0bignus9jris17vht647gl@4ax.com> in alt.flame on Fri, 05
    >>>Oct 2007 14:25:34 GMT:
    >>>
    >>>>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 10:04:54 -0400, in
    >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
    >>>>bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Fri, 05 Oct 2007 13:17:25 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:50:33 -0400, in alt.aratzio, Sharon B
    >>>>>><sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:27:48 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>>>>>wrote in <fqpag35tq78r5lk5ac27dv2apuu0j6d1ne@4ax.com>:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>On Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:54:14 +0100, in the land of
    >>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Timmay!
    >>>>>>>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>Santa's Little Helper <none@dev.null> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>>PS: Before your voices start clamoring, no, I did not even bother
    >>>>>>>>>>>>wading through your muck.
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Ratzo limps off into the sunset, tail between his legs...
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>>>Haw Haw!
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>><pats head>
    >>>>>>>>>>Yes, brave Sir Robin, you just tell yourself that.
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>I wonder how many others would agree that you just got spanked.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>><tap tap tap>
    >>>>>>>>Is this on?
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Okay, the first days results as tabulated by the accounting firm of
    >>>>>>>>Squeezem and Bleedem:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Squat
    >>>>>>>>Zip
    >>>>>>>>Nada
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>This has a plus/minus error of
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Squat
    >>>>>>>>Zip
    >>>>>>>>Nada
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>The exit poll numbers predict:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Squat
    >>>>>>>>Zip
    >>>>>>>>Nada
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>This has an error rate of:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Squat
    >>>>>>>>Zip
    >>>>>>>>Nada
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>This concludes the results for day one of the Dimmy "Please Help Me I
    >>>>>>>>am Begging You" Thorne Spank Poll.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Back pedalling may now commence.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>*snork*
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>I demand a recount.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>+40 hours and the official count is:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Squat
    >>>>>>Zip
    >>>>>>Nada
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Never let kook hope die.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Jade
    >>>>
    >>>>Dimmy wanted to prove he spanked someone. I am guessing he was not
    >>>>planning on it being Dimmy.
    >>>
    >>>I think the polling organization has a hidden agenda!!

    >>
    >>Same as day one.
    >>
    >>Squat
    >>Zip
    >>Nada
    >>
    >>And that is just posts by Dimmy.

    >
    >Same as day one.
    >
    >Squat
    >Zip
    >Nada
    >
    >Oh where, oh where, has lil Dimmy gone.
    >
    >Three whole days, not even a squeak.


    4 days and froup snecking squeaking has been detected.

    The results, 4 days after Dimmy's plea for help:

    Squat
    Zip
    Nada

    Dimmy will be back soon to declare victory once again.

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  9. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:17:34 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

    >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>Dimmy wanted to prove he spanked someone.
    >>>
    >>>The proof of your spank is in that 517 line post. It destroyed you and
    >>>you fled. I really don't blame you for running away from it. You dug
    >>>yourself into a hole and there didn't appear to be any way for you to
    >>>extricate yourself from it without everyone laughing at you.
    >>>
    >>>I 'started' the poll because I wanted to see how many other spankards
    >>>you could muster up to help you out in this difficult time.

    >>
    >><snip standard "I WIN!">

    >
    >I can see why you snipped that, you gutless coward.


    Yeah, boredom from reading you bloviate the same dreck.

    Your begging for help is better reading. The unintentional humor is
    lost on you, I'm sure.

    >
    >>No one, not even a kook came to your defense, Dimmy.

    >
    >You're a punching bag, Sally. The only way you'd hit anyone is if they
    >punched you so hard you'd swing back and hit them.


    How many people came to your aid when you whined for help, Dimmy?

    Not once but 3 times, Dimmy.

    Sad you could not do this on your own and were reduced to such a
    pitiable state.

    I did like your predicted "made you post" defense.


    >
    >>That was just a sad, you beg for help from af twice and only Bumble
    >>poked his head up that one time.

    >
    >Campbell's jealousy is not surprising. Seeing you getting booted
    >around alt.flame by me makes his green eyes burn very bright.


    So you admit you were begging for help. Sort of makes all those nice
    delusions of yours, moot. Maybe if you could put them on Mute you
    could get over having to beg for help.
     
  10. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    Day Five Results and Exit Polls was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:25 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:

    >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
    >>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >
    >[...]
    >
    >Kevin...


    <Dimmy tries to change subject>

    Squat
    Zip
    Nada

    5 days and there does not appear to be anyone willing to save poor
    Dimmy from the assault upon his own foot.

    Is there no one willing to stand up and speak for that pathetic
    creature.
    OH, THE HUMANITY!
     
  11. Sharon B

    Sharon B Guest

    Re: Day Five Results and Exit Polls was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:46:49 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote in <o52lg3ha9pab2ma911q0svnvm9ck41brb3@4ax.com>:

    >On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:25 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    ><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >
    >>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
    >>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >>[...]
    >>
    >>Kevin...

    >
    ><Dimmy tries to change subject>
    >
    >Squat
    >Zip
    >Nada
    >
    >5 days and there does not appear to be anyone willing to save poor
    >Dimmy from the assault upon his own foot.
    >
    >Is there no one willing to stand up and speak for that pathetic
    >creature.
    >OH, THE HUMANITY!


    I'm not a big talker. But I can reload so he'll be ready to shoot the
    other foot.

    --
    "Emmett, his name *is* Mark Grennan. You know where he lives. Take
    your vengeance upon him for all the names he's called you. Hunt him
    down and shoot him in the face. You know you want to do it. When
    you're finished moping his brains off your shoes I'll give you
    Sharon's address and you can do the same to her."

    ...Thorne advises a convicted stalker on parole...
    Message-ID: <3ab644ae.4913932@news.alt.net>
     
  12. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    Re: Day Five Results and Exit Polls was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:04:42 -0400, in the land of alt.aratzio, Sharon
    B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:

    >On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:46:49 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >wrote in <o52lg3ha9pab2ma911q0svnvm9ck41brb3@4ax.com>:
    >
    >>On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:25 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    >><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
    >>>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>[...]
    >>>
    >>>Kevin...

    >>
    >><Dimmy tries to change subject>
    >>
    >>Squat
    >>Zip
    >>Nada
    >>
    >>5 days and there does not appear to be anyone willing to save poor
    >>Dimmy from the assault upon his own foot.
    >>
    >>Is there no one willing to stand up and speak for that pathetic
    >>creature.
    >>OH, THE HUMANITY!

    >
    >I'm not a big talker. But I can reload so he'll be ready to shoot the
    >other foot.


    Sharon,
    This is a serious issue. If Dimmy does not get someone to support
    his delusional claims he may need to reevaluate his position within
    the usenet community. The concept that no one takes him seriously was
    not part of his world view. This may alter the fundamental *thought*
    (head banging) processes that Dimmy appliess to usenet. His standard
    claims of victory will not be enough, he will have to attach videos of
    himself doing a victory dance. Do you, as a concerned netizen, wish to
    be even partly responsible for an unsuspecting noob downloading and
    viewing such a mind numbing display? Think of the damage that even one
    viewing of Dimmy, dancing, could do. Imagine if it were to be released
    on YouTube. A whole generation could be scarred for life. A lifetime
    of drugs just to keep those images of Dimmy dressed in Rayon and
    Double Knit from making them take hot curling irons to their eyes.

    Have you no mercy woman?




    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  13. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    Day Six Results and Exit Polls was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:46:49 GMT, in the land of alt.aratzio, Aratzio
    <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:

    >On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:25 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    ><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >
    >>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
    >>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:

    >>
    >>[...]
    >>
    >>Kevin...

    >
    ><Dimmy tries to change subject>
    >
    >Squat
    >Zip
    >Nada
    >
    >5 days and there does not appear to be anyone willing to save poor
    >Dimmy from the assault upon his own foot.
    >
    >Is there no one willing to stand up and speak for that pathetic
    >creature.
    >OH, THE HUMANITY!


    <BLAM>
    6 toes down, 7 to go.

    Squat
    Zip
    Nada

    <Tomorrow it will be "One Fucking Week">

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  14. Timmay!

    Timmay! Guest

    Re: Day Five Results and Exit Polls was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote:

    >I'm not a big talker.


    No, you're a paranoid, lying, seeker of victimhood who imagines people
    following her from newsgroup to newsgroup.

    --
    Timmay!

    "You've followed me thread to thread, ng to ng (including those you
    claim you don't read) for the last year, spanktoy." Paranoid Burton
    imagines stalkers in <259v3uc2um3vbs74s9glrn2kgh22b4mfkj@4ax.com>
     
  15. Art Deco

    Art Deco Guest

    Re: Day Five Results and Exit Polls was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:

    >Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote:
    >
    >>I'm not a big talker.

    >
    >No, you're a paranoid, lying, seeker of victimhood who imagines people
    >following her from newsgroup to newsgroup.


    Dimmy, I think you might want to check the status of your projector.

    --
    Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
    Official "Usenet psychopath and born-again LLPOF minion",
    as designated by Brad Guth
    COOSN-266-06-39716
     
  16. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    Re: Day Five Results and Exit Polls was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?


    "Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message

    > Dimmy, I think you might want to check the status of your projector.


    You got that right, Penis Breath!



    Number One
    --

    "Special message" for Art Deco(no.2) from No.1:



    "Everything I type is a lie."
    - Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org>
     
  17. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    Day 8 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
    Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    ><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >
    >>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
    >>>>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>[...]
    >>>>
    >>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet another
    >>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If her
    >>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her all over
    >>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It looks
    >>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.
    >>>
    >>><Dimmy tries to change subject>

    >
    >Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.
    >
    >Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time knowing
    >that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your repetive
    >lamery to agree with you.
    >
    >Squat
    >Zip
    >Nada
    >
    >Seven Fucking Days


    Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since Dimmy
    mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.

    Squat
    Zip
    Nada


    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  18. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    Re: Day 8 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
    >Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >writing:
    >
    >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    >><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>
    >>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
    >>>>>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>[...]
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet another
    >>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If her
    >>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her all over
    >>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It looks
    >>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.
    >>>>
    >>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>

    >>
    >>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.
    >>
    >>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time knowing
    >>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your repetive
    >>lamery to agree with you.
    >>
    >>Squat
    >>Zip
    >>Nada
    >>
    >>Seven Fucking Days

    >
    >Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since Dimmy
    >mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.
    >
    >Squat
    >Zip
    >Nada


    It's been over "one fucking week" now?

    He must have gone and cried in his pillow by now.

    Jade
     
  19. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    Re: Day 8 Results was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:56:17 -0400, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
    bloviated:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:53:05 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:24:19 GMT, in the land of alt.usenet.kooks,
    >>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for
    >>writing:
    >>
    >>>On Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:14:45 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    >>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>Timmay! <timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
    >>>>>>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>[...]
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Kevin is busy working out which toe goes where after yet another
    >>>>>>hilariously funny Usenet gaffe. Maybe Sharon will drop by. If her
    >>>>>>paranoia is so bad its causing her to see me following her all over
    >>>>>>Usenet again, then she will need to find her tinfoil hat. It looks
    >>>>>>like you're left with MP, so effectively you're on your own.
    >>>>>
    >>>>><Dimmy tries to change subject>
    >>>
    >>>Lil wanker Dimmy, 7 days and not even a lurker.
    >>>
    >>>Sad how you will have to spend the rest of your usenet time knowing
    >>>that not even one of your fellow kooks thought enough of your repetive
    >>>lamery to agree with you.
    >>>
    >>>Squat
    >>>Zip
    >>>Nada
    >>>
    >>>Seven Fucking Days

    >>
    >>Incredible as it seems, only 8 *short* days have expired since Dimmy
    >>mewled for his adoring fans to rescue him.
    >>
    >>Squat
    >>Zip
    >>Nada

    >
    >It's been over "one fucking week" now?
    >
    >He must have gone and cried in his pillow by now.
    >
    >Jade


    And several victory laps.

    He's quite convinced the lack of even one supportive statement is a
    clear victory for him.

    I think he should poll usenet to see if he has ever spanked anyone.

    He can then have conclusive proof he spanked every person that ever
    posted in any thead at any time on usenet.
     
  20. Sharon B

    Sharon B Guest

    Re: Day Five Results and Exit Polls was: POLL: Did Aratzio just get Spanked?

    On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 15:36:51 -0700, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote in <idblg3hrsjs0tdofgvnpqf08di4pp6inb6@4ax.com>:

    >On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:04:42 -0400, in the land of alt.aratzio, Sharon
    >B <sharon@lart.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >
    >>On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:46:49 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>wrote in <o52lg3ha9pab2ma911q0svnvm9ck41brb3@4ax.com>:
    >>
    >>>On Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:18:25 +0100, in alt.usenet.kooks, Timmay!
    >>><timmay@hell-flame-wars.net> bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kcannon@insurgent.orgy> got double secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> posted:
    >>>>>>>>Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>>>>>>>>Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> bloviated:
    >>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>[...]
    >>>>
    >>>>Kevin...
    >>>
    >>><Dimmy tries to change subject>
    >>>
    >>>Squat
    >>>Zip
    >>>Nada
    >>>
    >>>5 days and there does not appear to be anyone willing to save poor
    >>>Dimmy from the assault upon his own foot.
    >>>
    >>>Is there no one willing to stand up and speak for that pathetic
    >>>creature.
    >>>OH, THE HUMANITY!

    >>
    >>I'm not a big talker. But I can reload so he'll be ready to shoot the
    >>other foot.

    >
    >Sharon,
    > This is a serious issue. If Dimmy does not get someone to support
    >his delusional claims he may need to reevaluate his position within
    >the usenet community. The concept that no one takes him seriously was
    >not part of his world view. This may alter the fundamental *thought*
    >(head banging) processes that Dimmy appliess to usenet. His standard
    >claims of victory will not be enough, he will have to attach videos of
    >himself doing a victory dance. Do you, as a concerned netizen, wish to
    >be even partly responsible for an unsuspecting noob downloading and
    >viewing such a mind numbing display? Think of the damage that even one
    >viewing of Dimmy, dancing, could do. Imagine if it were to be released
    >on YouTube. A whole generation could be scarred for life. A lifetime
    >of drugs just to keep those images of Dimmy dressed in Rayon and
    >Double Knit from making them take hot curling irons to their eyes.
    >
    >Have you no mercy woman?


    um.

    no.

    hth.
     

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