Re: Chanukah Puns

Chanukah Puns


Animator: A rocky outcrop that makes cartoon movies such as "The
Incredibles".

Commandeer: To give orders to certain forest hoofed herbivores.

Concave: Against spelunking.

Conceal: Against marine mammals

Concert: Against European particle accelerators.

 

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Cramer: Ocean of super computers.

Croaker: Frog dog.

Croaker: Black bird dog.

Croaking: Frog king.

Croaking: King of black birds.

 

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4264AD5F.79EF9470@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > CT: An antimatter drink.
> >
> > dBase: A demon who knows ancient computer languages.
> >
> > DOS: Demon Operating System.
> >
> > DT: Demonic tea.
> >
> > ET: Alien tea.
>
> Extraterrestrial residential clinic for the severely depressed: E.T.
> Moan
> Home.

Clamper: Price of a clam.

DDT: Demon that poisons mosquitos and other animals.

Recycle: To go by bike again.

Psychopath: Trail for crazy bikes.

 

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42664B24.49783544@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:414F59C3.B17AD3ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Censor: Rising penny.
> > > >
> > > > Cream Mate: Lotions making love.
> > > >
> > > > Sensor: Detecting penny.
> > > >
> > > > Transmit: Glove with ambiguous gender.
> > > >
> > > > Transcript: Play about ambiguous gender.
> > >
> > > Or the cellar of a church reserved for such people.
> >
> > Religious real estate agent: Church seller.
>
> Holy See: What he new Pope sails his yacht on - or should it be
> U-Boat?

I boat, U-boat, he/she/it boats, we boat, you plural boat, they boat.

 

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Nathaniel Lind wrote:

"artyw" <artyw2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:fcd1f4e4.0402081159.24fd699f@posting.google.com...
> The waiter said that the bow-tie pasta was homemade, but I didn't
farfalle
it.

I told him to use his noodle!

Wheating: Grain bell.

How do you tie a bow-tie pasta?