Re: AT LEAST A PICTURE OF JEANDARC~~

On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:35:15 -0800 (PST), "JeanDArc~~"
<jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:

>......you have all been asking for pics since I landed in your groups
>several years ago. I have decided to have a pic in my google profile.
>
>I am a beautiful woman...as I have told you.
>
>;-)
>
>JeanDArc~~

I dunno, I can't see your eyes. It's hard to tell if a woman looks
beautiful unless you can see her eyes. *nods*

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 11:55:02 -0800 (PST), "JeanDArc~~"
<jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On 9 Jan, 20:24, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net>
>wrote:
>> On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:35:15 -0800 (PST), "JeanDArc~~"
>>
>> <jda000...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >......you have all been asking for pics since I landed in your groups
>> >several years ago. I have decided to have a pic in my google profile.
>>
>> >I am a beautiful woman...as I have told you.
>>
>> >;-)
>>
>> >JeanDArc~~
>>
>> I dunno, I can't see your eyes. It's hard to tell if a woman looks
>> beautiful unless you can see her eyes. *nods*

>hat do ou belive?

I believe in the flying spaghetti monster.

http://www.venganza.org/

*nods*

>My eyes are brown.

....well, that's not very descriptive at all, now is it?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Naked Gonad wrote:
> On Jan 9, 8:25 pm, "JeanDArc~~" <jda000...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> On 9 Jan, 09:21, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>> On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 11:55:02 -0800 (PST), "JeanDArc~~"
>>
>>> <jda000...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> On 9 Jan, 20:24, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>> <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:35:15 -0800 (PST), "JeanDArc~~"
>>
>>>>> <jda000...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> ......you have all been asking for pics since I landed in your
>>>>>> groups several years ago. I have decided to have a pic in my
>>>>>> google profile.
>>
>>>>>> I am a beautiful woman...as I have told you.
>>
>>>>>> ;-)
>>
>>>>>> JeanDArc~~
>>
>>>>> I dunno, I can't see your eyes. It's hard to tell if a woman
>>>>> looks beautiful unless you can see her eyes. *nods*
>>>> hat do ou belive?
>>
>>> I believe in the flying spaghetti monster.
>>
>>> http://www.venganza.org/
>>
>>> *nods*
>>
>>>> My eyes are brown.
>>
>>> ...well, that's not very descriptive at all, now is it?
>>
>> My eyes are my secret ;-)
>
> And your brain.
>
> Gonad

And this coming from a naked gonad!

 

"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
news:dq7ao3h0re495lrb4n14i6epm3srt0c3e4@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:35:15 -0800 (PST), "JeanDArc~~"
> <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>......you have all been asking for pics since I landed in your groups
>>several years ago. I have decided to have a pic in my google profile.
>>
>>I am a beautiful woman...as I have told you.
>>
>>;-)
>>
>>JeanDArc~~
>
> I dunno, I can't see your eyes. It's hard to tell if a woman looks
> beautiful unless you can see her eyes. *nods*
!" `, )

where is this.. picture?
oh.. i see.. you need me to get the women to show
the real pics.. so ya posted to my group so I could
help you get a pic for you..
well.. i can help you out with that... but i wont be able
to help you out when it comes time to peel the blubber
back on your forehead and pull the five chins you got down so your crooked
eye can see the pic tho.. sorry.. i will only take this so far for you.
HTH

--
BuZZard

 

Don't fight it, BuZZard...Just lie down and try to relax:

>
>"Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in message
>news:dq7ao3h0re495lrb4n14i6epm3srt0c3e4@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:35:15 -0800 (PST), "JeanDArc~~"
>> <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>......you have all been asking for pics since I landed in your groups
>>>several years ago. I have decided to have a pic in my google profile.
>>>
>>>I am a beautiful woman...as I have told you.
>>>
>>>;-)
>>>
>>>JeanDArc~~
>>
>> I dunno, I can't see your eyes. It's hard to tell if a woman looks
>> beautiful unless you can see her eyes. *nods*
>!" `, )
>
>where is this.. picture?

Yeah, really. Where is the *real* picture? Yeah, I see the headshot,
but I'm afraid that's not going to be enough. I'm going to need to see
*more* (if you "catch" my "drift").

I will be waiting by my computer terminal for the next 24 hours,
furiously pressing the "refresh" button, awaiting the forthcoming
picture (or, better still, *pictures*, hmm?).


>oh.. i see.. you need me to get the women to show
>the real pics.. so ya posted to my group so I could
>help you get a pic for you..
>well.. i can help you out with that... but i wont be able
>to help you out when it comes time to peel the blubber
>back on your forehead and pull the five chins you got down so your crooked
>eye can see the pic tho.. sorry.. i will only take this so far for you.
>HTH

--
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--Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible.


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On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 13:58:01 -0800 (PST), "JeanDArc~~"
<jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:

>On 9 Jan, 09:21, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net>
>wrote:
>> On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 11:55:02 -0800 (PST), "JeanDArc~~"
>>
>>
>>
>> <jda000...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >On 9 Jan, 20:24, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net>
>> >wrote:
>> >> On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:35:15 -0800 (PST), "JeanDArc~~"
>>
>> >> <jda000...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >......you have all been asking for pics since I landed in your groups
>> >> >several years ago. I have decided to have a pic in my google profile.
>>
>> >> >I am a beautiful woman...as I have told you.
>>
>> >> >;-)
>>
>> >> >JeanDArc~~
>>
>> >> I dunno, I can't see your eyes. It's hard to tell if a woman looks
>> >> beautiful unless you can see her eyes. *nods*
>> >hat do ou belive?
>>
>> I believe in the flying spaghetti monster.
>>
>> http://www.venganza.org/
>>
>> *nods*
>>
>> >My eyes are brown.
>>
>> ...well, that's not very descriptive at all, now is it?
>
>Why this suddenly interest in me

You posted...I replied...funny how Usenet works, innt? ^_^

>I cant see your eyes either, now can I?

In some of my pictures you can.

>With your background, I`ll better not show to much.

LOL, I only do nasty photo edits of people who are really deserving of
such...although that's not to say I might not do a funny/lighthearted
edit, like I did one of my brother where I made it look like he was
Batman, wearing the bat suit, he really liked it (he's a big Batman
fan).

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

BuZZard wrote:
> "Onideus Mad Hatter" <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
> message news:dq7ao3h0re495lrb4n14i6epm3srt0c3e4@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 9 Jan 2008 07:35:15 -0800 (PST), "JeanDArc~~"
>> <jda000111@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> ......you have all been asking for pics since I landed in your
>>> groups several years ago. I have decided to have a pic in my google
>>> profile. I am a beautiful woman...as I have told you.
>>>
>>> ;-)
>>>
>>> JeanDArc~~
>>
>> I dunno, I can't see your eyes. It's hard to tell if a woman looks
>> beautiful unless you can see her eyes. *nods*
> !" `, )
>
> where is this.. picture?
> oh.. i see.. you need me to get the women to show
> the real pics.. so ya posted to my group so I could
> help you get a pic for you..
> well.. i can help you out with that... but i wont be able
> to help you out when it comes time to peel the blubber
> back on your forehead and pull the five chins you got down so your
> crooked eye can see the pic tho.. sorry.. i will only take this so
> far for you. HTH

LOL Go back smile!