On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:31:49 -0500, Wavy G <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote: >Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax: > >> >>"Shifty McSwfty" <Shifty McSwfty@btconnect.net.org> wrote in message >>news:1ep8cr.vh4.19.1@news.alt.net... >>> >>> "The Golcar Strangler" <die@bitch> wrote in message >>> news:ba33l39sme9dq6q4fnk99t9ihnci3ql63n@4ax.com... >>>> What's 64, netcops, supports terrorists, and shags skinny old desperate >>>> bints off the Internet? >>> >>> >>> give us a clue >> >>I have done you a favor and redirected you all to the groups you want to >>impress with your puny attempts at being trolls, kooks and flamers. >> >>I want you to leave the elderly groups alone > >Wait. What are the "elderly groups"? > >You sure you're not still confusing the term "oldbie" with "elderly," >are you? I'd hate to think that you thought I was really suggesting >trolling *the elderly* back when I gave that diatribe a few weeks ago. >(I did explain it well enough for you, didn't I?) > >If not, I'll explain it won (1) more time: > >"Oldbie": Some bitter, twisted, friendless twerp--probably in their >mid-thirties to late-forties--who've been posting to Usenet many years, >long before the "Internet" became readily available to the average >person (about the time when every college freshman was given an email >account and "AOL" started sending out discs with "40 Free Hours!" to >every American home). > >"Elderly": A nice, sweet person in the twighlight of his or her life, >who bakes pies, wears slippers around the house, and gets up at 5:00 in >the morning to go shopping ("before the rush"), and who has never even >*heard* of the "Internet," much less sat down and posted a message to a >newsgroup. > >Okay. I hope this clears things up, wonce and for all. If I am somehow >out of line, here (hey, crazier things have happened!), and there are >truly these "elderly groups" of which you speak, then I apologize and >you may carry on... > >(...Hey, is that pie I smell baking? Mmmmm...) im an oldbie? -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax: >On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:31:49 -0500, Wavy G ><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote: > >>Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >>> >>>"Shifty McSwfty" <Shifty McSwfty@btconnect.net.org> wrote in message >>>news:1ep8cr.vh4.19.1@news.alt.net... >>>> >>>> "The Golcar Strangler" <die@bitch> wrote in message >>>> news:ba33l39sme9dq6q4fnk99t9ihnci3ql63n@4ax.com... >>>>> What's 64, netcops, supports terrorists, and shags skinny old desperate >>>>> bints off the Internet? >>>> >>>> >>>> give us a clue >>> >>>I have done you a favor and redirected you all to the groups you want to >>>impress with your puny attempts at being trolls, kooks and flamers. >>> >>>I want you to leave the elderly groups alone >> >>Wait. What are the "elderly groups"? >> >>You sure you're not still confusing the term "oldbie" with "elderly," >>are you? I'd hate to think that you thought I was really suggesting >>trolling *the elderly* back when I gave that diatribe a few weeks ago. >>(I did explain it well enough for you, didn't I?) >> >>If not, I'll explain it won (1) more time: >> >>"Oldbie": Some bitter, twisted, friendless twerp--probably in their >>mid-thirties to late-forties--who've been posting to Usenet many years, >>long before the "Internet" became readily available to the average >>person (about the time when every college freshman was given an email >>account and "AOL" started sending out discs with "40 Free Hours!" to >>every American home). >> >>"Elderly": A nice, sweet person in the twighlight of his or her life, >>who bakes pies, wears slippers around the house, and gets up at 5:00 in >>the morning to go shopping ("before the rush"), and who has never even >>*heard* of the "Internet," much less sat down and posted a message to a >>newsgroup. >> >>Okay. I hope this clears things up, wonce and for all. If I am somehow >>out of line, here (hey, crazier things have happened!), and there are >>truly these "elderly groups" of which you speak, then I apologize and >>you may carry on... >> >>(...Hey, is that pie I smell baking? Mmmmm...) > > im an oldbie? Well, in this day and age, I guess even *I'm* an oldbie. But you don't see me acting like won, do you? PS: You're crossposting. And reminder: please make sure to denote "off-topic" posts with the proper threadmarker, and remember to keep your "sig" fewer than four lines. These things, for some reason, are important to me.
On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:54:54 -0500, Wavy G <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote: >Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax: > >>On Tue, 04 Dec 2007 00:31:49 -0500, Wavy G >><imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote: >> >>>Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax: >>> >>>> >>>>"Shifty McSwfty" <Shifty McSwfty@btconnect.net.org> wrote in message >>>>news:1ep8cr.vh4.19.1@news.alt.net... >>>>> >>>>> "The Golcar Strangler" <die@bitch> wrote in message >>>>> news:ba33l39sme9dq6q4fnk99t9ihnci3ql63n@4ax.com... >>>>>> What's 64, netcops, supports terrorists, and shags skinny old desperate >>>>>> bints off the Internet? >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> give us a clue >>>> >>>>I have done you a favor and redirected you all to the groups you want to >>>>impress with your puny attempts at being trolls, kooks and flamers. >>>> >>>>I want you to leave the elderly groups alone >>> >>>Wait. What are the "elderly groups"? >>> >>>You sure you're not still confusing the term "oldbie" with "elderly," >>>are you? I'd hate to think that you thought I was really suggesting >>>trolling *the elderly* back when I gave that diatribe a few weeks ago. >>>(I did explain it well enough for you, didn't I?) >>> >>>If not, I'll explain it won (1) more time: >>> >>>"Oldbie": Some bitter, twisted, friendless twerp--probably in their >>>mid-thirties to late-forties--who've been posting to Usenet many years, >>>long before the "Internet" became readily available to the average >>>person (about the time when every college freshman was given an email >>>account and "AOL" started sending out discs with "40 Free Hours!" to >>>every American home). >>> >>>"Elderly": A nice, sweet person in the twighlight of his or her life, >>>who bakes pies, wears slippers around the house, and gets up at 5:00 in >>>the morning to go shopping ("before the rush"), and who has never even >>>*heard* of the "Internet," much less sat down and posted a message to a >>>newsgroup. >>> >>>Okay. I hope this clears things up, wonce and for all. If I am somehow >>>out of line, here (hey, crazier things have happened!), and there are >>>truly these "elderly groups" of which you speak, then I apologize and >>>you may carry on... >>> >>>(...Hey, is that pie I smell baking? Mmmmm...) >> >> im an oldbie? > >Well, in this day and age, I guess even *I'm* an oldbie. But you don't >see me acting like won, do you? > >PS: You're crossposting. And reminder: please make sure to denote >"off-topic" posts with the proper threadmarker, and remember to keep >your "sig" fewer than four lines. These things, for some reason, are >important to me. penis -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message news:4ho9l3t988l7d180v43q17v9pfb2av192i@4ax.com... > Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax: > > > > >"Shifty McSwfty" <Shifty McSwfty@btconnect.net.org> wrote in message > >news:1ep8cr.vh4.19.1@news.alt.net... > >> > >> "The Golcar Strangler" <die@bitch> wrote in message > >> news:ba33l39sme9dq6q4fnk99t9ihnci3ql63n@4ax.com... > >>> What's 64, netcops, supports terrorists, and shags skinny old desperate > >>> bints off the Internet? > >> > >> > >> give us a clue > > > >I have done you a favor and redirected you all to the groups you want to > >impress with your puny attempts at being trolls, kooks and flamers. > > > >I want you to leave the elderly groups alone > > Wait. What are the "elderly groups"? > > You sure you're not still confusing the term "oldbie" with "elderly," > are you? I'd hate to think that you thought I was really suggesting > trolling *the elderly* back when I gave that diatribe a few weeks ago. > (I did explain it well enough for you, didn't I?) > > If not, I'll explain it won (1) more time: > > "Oldbie": Some bitter, twisted, friendless twerp--probably in their > mid-thirties to late-forties--who've been posting to Usenet many years, > long before the "Internet" became readily available to the average > person (about the time when every college freshman was given an email > account and "AOL" started sending out discs with "40 Free Hours!" to > every American home). > > "Elderly": A nice, sweet person in the twighlight of his or her life, > who bakes pies, wears slippers around the house, and gets up at 5:00 in > the morning to go shopping ("before the rush"), and who has never even > *heard* of the "Internet," much less sat down and posted a message to a > newsgroup. Lies, all lies! "sweet". Hmmmpphh! "gets up at 5:00 to go shopping". Vicious rumors! Next you'll be telling us that we "twinkle". Ick Smee > > Okay. I hope this clears things up, wonce and for all. If I am somehow > out of line, here (hey, crazier things have happened!), and there are > truly these "elderly groups" of which you speak, then I apologize and > you may carry on... > > (...Hey, is that pie I smell baking? Mmmmm...)
Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to relax: > >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message >news:4ho9l3t988l7d180v43q17v9pfb2av192i@4ax.com... >> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >> > >> >"Shifty McSwfty" <Shifty McSwfty@btconnect.net.org> wrote in message >> >news:1ep8cr.vh4.19.1@news.alt.net... >> >> >> >> "The Golcar Strangler" <die@bitch> wrote in message >> >> news:ba33l39sme9dq6q4fnk99t9ihnci3ql63n@4ax.com... >> >>> What's 64, netcops, supports terrorists, and shags skinny old >desperate >> >>> bints off the Internet? >> >> >> >> >> >> give us a clue >> > >> >I have done you a favor and redirected you all to the groups you want to >> >impress with your puny attempts at being trolls, kooks and flamers. >> > >> >I want you to leave the elderly groups alone >> >> Wait. What are the "elderly groups"? >> >> You sure you're not still confusing the term "oldbie" with "elderly," >> are you? I'd hate to think that you thought I was really suggesting >> trolling *the elderly* back when I gave that diatribe a few weeks ago. >> (I did explain it well enough for you, didn't I?) >> >> If not, I'll explain it won (1) more time: >> >> "Oldbie": Some bitter, twisted, friendless twerp--probably in their >> mid-thirties to late-forties--who've been posting to Usenet many years, >> long before the "Internet" became readily available to the average >> person (about the time when every college freshman was given an email >> account and "AOL" started sending out discs with "40 Free Hours!" to >> every American home). >> >> "Elderly": A nice, sweet person in the twighlight of his or her life, >> who bakes pies, wears slippers around the house, and gets up at 5:00 in >> the morning to go shopping ("before the rush"), and who has never even >> *heard* of the "Internet," much less sat down and posted a message to a >> newsgroup. > >Lies, all lies! "sweet". Hmmmpphh! "gets up at 5:00 to go shopping". Vicious >rumors! Next you'll be telling us that we "twinkle". Hmm.....,.. I notice you disputed everything but the "pie baking" thing. Umm, okay....so, what's your speciality? Apple? (Mmmm) Peanut butter? (Mmmmmmm) Peach cobbler? (OH, OH, MMMMMM) Banana creme??? (OHMYGODDD!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!@!!!!@!) So, anyway. Would you like me to come over some time? Hmmm?? We could talk about the weather, or how your kids don't visit enough, or whatever. What say you, ma'am? (See, I'm polite, too.) Hmmm? >Ick > >Smee > >> >> Okay. I hope this clears things up, wonce and for all. If I am somehow >> out of line, here (hey, crazier things have happened!), and there are >> truly these "elderly groups" of which you speak, then I apologize and >> you may carry on... >> >> (...Hey, is that pie I smell baking? Mmmmm...) >
On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 22:27:03 -0500, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote: >On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:25:59 -0500, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> >wrote: > >>On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:23:12 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> >>wrote: >> >>>On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:21:47 -0500, in >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org> >>>bloviated: >>> >>>>On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:21:40 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>wrote: >>>> >>>>>On Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:44:47 -0500, Daedalus wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> On Sat, 01 Dec 2007 18:16:42 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>> wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:53:06 -0500, Shirley wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message >>>>>>>> news:QcmdnSLMGZuMeczanZ2dnUVZ_rTinZ2d@giganews.com... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Sat, 01 Dec 2007 17:10:30 -0500, Shirley wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "Shifty McSwfty" <Shifty McSwfty@btconnect.net.org> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>> news:1ep8cr.vh4.19.1@news.alt.net... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> "The Golcar Strangler" <die@bitch> wrote in message >>>>>>>>>>> news:ba33l39sme9dq6q4fnk99t9ihnci3ql63n@4ax.com... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> What's 64, netcops, supports terrorists, and shags skinny old >>>>>>>>>>>> desperate bints off the Internet? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> give us a clue >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I have done you a favor and redirected you all to the groups you want to >>>>>>>>>> impress with your puny attempts at being trolls, kooks and flamers. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I want you to leave the elderly groups alone as my health cannot take >>>>>>>>>> this grief you are giving these people. I go into these groups to relax >>>>>>>>>> and it hurts me to see them being hounded by a bunch of mamby pamby wet >>>>>>>>>> nosed children as yourselves. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Say hello to my leetle friends...let them entertain you for awhile if >>>>>>>>>> you all don't wet yourselves trying to oubeat the big boys and gurls. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Feed it to rocky. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I think I must have left them over there.....> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Do I have to leave one of the groups they are annoying in the headers? >>>>>>> >>>>>>>If you want them to see the post, yes. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I will let Rocky munch on their skinny bodies and then throw them in the pit >>>>>>>> for good measure. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Can't stand irritating gnats buzzing around my face without wanting to slap >>>>>>>> them a good one. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Eh, well, Rule One on Usenet is "Don't feed the trolls". >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Killfile if you can't ignore. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Most frustrating by far to a troll. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>And keep reminding people from time to time as needed of that (anyone who >>>>>>>won't stop feeding trolls is probably also a troll-- maybe even working in >>>>>>>deliberate cahoots with 'em-- and should also be ignored or killfiled). >>>>>>> >>>>>>>I mean, say you whip up a UsePosse and drag 'em into a group after some >>>>>>>damned troll? now you've got an umpteen-way flame-war goin' on. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Exactly what the troll wants. >>>>>> >>>>>> That's usually what I'm hoping for! >>>>>> >>>>>>>As I'm sure any of the account-shifting lowlifes reading this would agree. >>>>>> >>>>>> Who? >>>>> >>>>>If The Sock Fits . . . . >>>>> >>>>>Heh. >>>> >>>>Tube socks? >>>> >>>>Jade >>> >>>Holy Socks. >> >>Fox in socks. > >gimme more lox. Daev didn't say "box." Jade
"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message news:1j3al3918the5rk36ogr2uq4mosf5j0tg9@4ax.com... > Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to > relax: > > > > >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message > >news:4ho9l3t988l7d180v43q17v9pfb2av192i@4ax.com... > >> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax: > >> > >> > > >> >"Shifty McSwfty" <Shifty McSwfty@btconnect.net.org> wrote in message > >> >news:1ep8cr.vh4.19.1@news.alt.net... > >> >> > >> >> "The Golcar Strangler" <die@bitch> wrote in message > >> >> news:ba33l39sme9dq6q4fnk99t9ihnci3ql63n@4ax.com... > >> >>> What's 64, netcops, supports terrorists, and shags skinny old > >desperate > >> >>> bints off the Internet? > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> give us a clue > >> > > >> >I have done you a favor and redirected you all to the groups you want to > >> >impress with your puny attempts at being trolls, kooks and flamers. > >> > > >> >I want you to leave the elderly groups alone > >> > >> Wait. What are the "elderly groups"? > >> > >> You sure you're not still confusing the term "oldbie" with "elderly," > >> are you? I'd hate to think that you thought I was really suggesting > >> trolling *the elderly* back when I gave that diatribe a few weeks ago. > >> (I did explain it well enough for you, didn't I?) > >> > >> If not, I'll explain it won (1) more time: > >> > >> "Oldbie": Some bitter, twisted, friendless twerp--probably in their > >> mid-thirties to late-forties--who've been posting to Usenet many years, > >> long before the "Internet" became readily available to the average > >> person (about the time when every college freshman was given an email > >> account and "AOL" started sending out discs with "40 Free Hours!" to > >> every American home). > >> > >> "Elderly": A nice, sweet person in the twighlight of his or her life, > >> who bakes pies, wears slippers around the house, and gets up at 5:00 in > >> the morning to go shopping ("before the rush"), and who has never even > >> *heard* of the "Internet," much less sat down and posted a message to a > >> newsgroup. > > > >Lies, all lies! "sweet". Hmmmpphh! "gets up at 5:00 to go shopping". Vicious > >rumors! Next you'll be telling us that we "twinkle". > > Hmm.....,.. I notice you disputed everything but the "pie baking" > thing. Umm, okay....so, what's your speciality? Apple? (Mmmm) Peanut > butter? (Mmmmmmm) Peach cobbler? (OH, OH, MMMMMM) Banana creme??? > (OHMYGODDD!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!@!!!!@!) > > So, anyway. Would you like me to come over some time? Hmmm?? We could > talk about the weather, or how your kids don't visit enough, or > whatever. What say you, ma'am? (See, I'm polite, too.) Hmmm? Custard and pumpkin. Smee > > > >Ick > > > >Smee > > > >> > >> Okay. I hope this clears things up, wonce and for all. If I am somehow > >> out of line, here (hey, crazier things have happened!), and there are > >> truly these "elderly groups" of which you speak, then I apologize and > >> you may carry on... > >> > >> (...Hey, is that pie I smell baking? Mmmmm...) > >
On Tue, 4 Dec 2007 21:54:19 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message >news:1j3al3918the5rk36ogr2uq4mosf5j0tg9@4ax.com... >> Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to >> relax: >> >> > >> >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message >> >news:4ho9l3t988l7d180v43q17v9pfb2av192i@4ax.com... >> >> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >> >> >> > >> >> >"Shifty McSwfty" <Shifty McSwfty@btconnect.net.org> wrote in message >> >> >news:1ep8cr.vh4.19.1@news.alt.net... >> >> >> >> >> >> "The Golcar Strangler" <die@bitch> wrote in message >> >> >> news:ba33l39sme9dq6q4fnk99t9ihnci3ql63n@4ax.com... >> >> >>> What's 64, netcops, supports terrorists, and shags skinny old >> >desperate >> >> >>> bints off the Internet? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> give us a clue >> >> > >> >> >I have done you a favor and redirected you all to the groups you want >to >> >> >impress with your puny attempts at being trolls, kooks and flamers. >> >> > >> >> >I want you to leave the elderly groups alone >> >> >> >> Wait. What are the "elderly groups"? >> >> >> >> You sure you're not still confusing the term "oldbie" with "elderly," >> >> are you? I'd hate to think that you thought I was really suggesting >> >> trolling *the elderly* back when I gave that diatribe a few weeks ago. >> >> (I did explain it well enough for you, didn't I?) >> >> >> >> If not, I'll explain it won (1) more time: >> >> >> >> "Oldbie": Some bitter, twisted, friendless twerp--probably in their >> >> mid-thirties to late-forties--who've been posting to Usenet many years, >> >> long before the "Internet" became readily available to the average >> >> person (about the time when every college freshman was given an email >> >> account and "AOL" started sending out discs with "40 Free Hours!" to >> >> every American home). >> >> >> >> "Elderly": A nice, sweet person in the twighlight of his or her life, >> >> who bakes pies, wears slippers around the house, and gets up at 5:00 in >> >> the morning to go shopping ("before the rush"), and who has never even >> >> *heard* of the "Internet," much less sat down and posted a message to a >> >> newsgroup. >> > >> >Lies, all lies! "sweet". Hmmmpphh! "gets up at 5:00 to go shopping". >Vicious >> >rumors! Next you'll be telling us that we "twinkle". >> >> Hmm.....,.. I notice you disputed everything but the "pie baking" >> thing. Umm, okay....so, what's your speciality? Apple? (Mmmm) Peanut >> butter? (Mmmmmmm) Peach cobbler? (OH, OH, MMMMMM) Banana creme??? >> (OHMYGODDD!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!@!!!!@!) >> >> So, anyway. Would you like me to come over some time? Hmmm?? We could >> talk about the weather, or how your kids don't visit enough, or >> whatever. What say you, ma'am? (See, I'm polite, too.) Hmmm? > >Custard and pumpkin. > >Smee In a pie shell? Jade > >> >> >> >Ick >> > >> >Smee >> > >> >> >> >> Okay. I hope this clears things up, wonce and for all. If I am >somehow >> >> out of line, here (hey, crazier things have happened!), and there are >> >> truly these "elderly groups" of which you speak, then I apologize and >> >> you may carry on... >> >> >> >> (...Hey, is that pie I smell baking? Mmmmm...) >> > >
"Daedalus" <jade@netk0o0oks.org> wrote in message news:s88dl31g0asc06n53itfpjk9437e1ang66@4ax.com... > On Tue, 4 Dec 2007 21:54:19 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote: > > > > >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message > >news:1j3al3918the5rk36ogr2uq4mosf5j0tg9@4ax.com... > >> Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to > >> relax: > >> > >> > > >> >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message > >> >news:4ho9l3t988l7d180v43q17v9pfb2av192i@4ax.com... > >> >> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax: > >> >> > >> >> > > >> >> >"Shifty McSwfty" <Shifty McSwfty@btconnect.net.org> wrote in message > >> >> >news:1ep8cr.vh4.19.1@news.alt.net... > >> >> >> > >> >> >> "The Golcar Strangler" <die@bitch> wrote in message > >> >> >> news:ba33l39sme9dq6q4fnk99t9ihnci3ql63n@4ax.com... > >> >> >>> What's 64, netcops, supports terrorists, and shags skinny old > >> >desperate > >> >> >>> bints off the Internet? > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> give us a clue > >> >> > > >> >> >I have done you a favor and redirected you all to the groups you want > >to > >> >> >impress with your puny attempts at being trolls, kooks and flamers. > >> >> > > >> >> >I want you to leave the elderly groups alone > >> >> > >> >> Wait. What are the "elderly groups"? > >> >> > >> >> You sure you're not still confusing the term "oldbie" with "elderly," > >> >> are you? I'd hate to think that you thought I was really suggesting > >> >> trolling *the elderly* back when I gave that diatribe a few weeks ago. > >> >> (I did explain it well enough for you, didn't I?) > >> >> > >> >> If not, I'll explain it won (1) more time: > >> >> > >> >> "Oldbie": Some bitter, twisted, friendless twerp--probably in their > >> >> mid-thirties to late-forties--who've been posting to Usenet many years, > >> >> long before the "Internet" became readily available to the average > >> >> person (about the time when every college freshman was given an email > >> >> account and "AOL" started sending out discs with "40 Free Hours!" to > >> >> every American home). > >> >> > >> >> "Elderly": A nice, sweet person in the twighlight of his or her life, > >> >> who bakes pies, wears slippers around the house, and gets up at 5:00 in > >> >> the morning to go shopping ("before the rush"), and who has never even > >> >> *heard* of the "Internet," much less sat down and posted a message to a > >> >> newsgroup. > >> > > >> >Lies, all lies! "sweet". Hmmmpphh! "gets up at 5:00 to go shopping". > >Vicious > >> >rumors! Next you'll be telling us that we "twinkle". > >> > >> Hmm.....,.. I notice you disputed everything but the "pie baking" > >> thing. Umm, okay....so, what's your speciality? Apple? (Mmmm) Peanut > >> butter? (Mmmmmmm) Peach cobbler? (OH, OH, MMMMMM) Banana creme??? > >> (OHMYGODDD!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!@!!!!@!) > >> > >> So, anyway. Would you like me to come over some time? Hmmm?? We could > >> talk about the weather, or how your kids don't visit enough, or > >> whatever. What say you, ma'am? (See, I'm polite, too.) Hmmm? > > > >Custard and pumpkin. > > > >Smee > > In a pie shell? > > Jade How else? Without the pie shell it's just pudding. Smee > > > > >> > >> > >> >Ick > >> > > >> >Smee > >> > > >> >> > >> >> Okay. I hope this clears things up, wonce and for all. If I am > >somehow > >> >> out of line, here (hey, crazier things have happened!), and there are > >> >> truly these "elderly groups" of which you speak, then I apologize and > >> >> you may carry on... > >> >> > >> >> (...Hey, is that pie I smell baking? Mmmmm...) > >> > > >
Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to relax: > >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message >news:1j3al3918the5rk36ogr2uq4mosf5j0tg9@4ax.com... >> Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to >> relax: >> >> > >> >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message >> >news:4ho9l3t988l7d180v43q17v9pfb2av192i@4ax.com... >> >> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >> >> >> > >> >> >"Shifty McSwfty" <Shifty McSwfty@btconnect.net.org> wrote in message >> >> >news:1ep8cr.vh4.19.1@news.alt.net... >> >> >> >> >> >> "The Golcar Strangler" <die@bitch> wrote in message >> >> >> news:ba33l39sme9dq6q4fnk99t9ihnci3ql63n@4ax.com... >> >> >>> What's 64, netcops, supports terrorists, and shags skinny old >> >desperate >> >> >>> bints off the Internet? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> give us a clue >> >> > >> >> >I have done you a favor and redirected you all to the groups you want >to >> >> >impress with your puny attempts at being trolls, kooks and flamers. >> >> > >> >> >I want you to leave the elderly groups alone >> >> >> >> Wait. What are the "elderly groups"? >> >> >> >> You sure you're not still confusing the term "oldbie" with "elderly," >> >> are you? I'd hate to think that you thought I was really suggesting >> >> trolling *the elderly* back when I gave that diatribe a few weeks ago. >> >> (I did explain it well enough for you, didn't I?) >> >> >> >> If not, I'll explain it won (1) more time: >> >> >> >> "Oldbie": Some bitter, twisted, friendless twerp--probably in their >> >> mid-thirties to late-forties--who've been posting to Usenet many years, >> >> long before the "Internet" became readily available to the average >> >> person (about the time when every college freshman was given an email >> >> account and "AOL" started sending out discs with "40 Free Hours!" to >> >> every American home). >> >> >> >> "Elderly": A nice, sweet person in the twighlight of his or her life, >> >> who bakes pies, wears slippers around the house, and gets up at 5:00 in >> >> the morning to go shopping ("before the rush"), and who has never even >> >> *heard* of the "Internet," much less sat down and posted a message to a >> >> newsgroup. >> > >> >Lies, all lies! "sweet". Hmmmpphh! "gets up at 5:00 to go shopping". >Vicious >> >rumors! Next you'll be telling us that we "twinkle". >> >> Hmm.....,.. I notice you disputed everything but the "pie baking" >> thing. Umm, okay....so, what's your speciality? Apple? (Mmmm) Peanut >> butter? (Mmmmmmm) Peach cobbler? (OH, OH, MMMMMM) Banana creme??? >> (OHMYGODDD!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!@!!!!@!) >> >> So, anyway. Would you like me to come over some time? Hmmm?? We could >> talk about the weather, or how your kids don't visit enough, or >> whatever. What say you, ma'am? (See, I'm polite, too.) Hmmm? > >Custard and pumpkin. Great. It's a date then. So, tomorrow morning, when you get up to go shopping at 5:00, remember to pick up some pumkin pie mix, and custard (whatever that is) ingredients, and I'll be over some time around noon. I can't wait to smell that fresh pie baking (and to see that "twinkle" you get whenever you watch a "growing boy" enjoying the fruits of your labour). GREAT. THIS WILL BE GREAT!!!!! > >Smee > >> >> >> >Ick >> > >> >Smee >> > >> >> >> >> Okay. I hope this clears things up, wonce and for all. If I am >somehow >> >> out of line, here (hey, crazier things have happened!), and there are >> >> truly these "elderly groups" of which you speak, then I apologize and >> >> you may carry on... >> >> >> >> (...Hey, is that pie I smell baking? Mmmmm...) >> > >
"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message news:4ohgl3p4s7dsep3kgnq1di5lud4ou9ihrg@4ax.com... > Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to > relax: > > > > >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message > >news:1j3al3918the5rk36ogr2uq4mosf5j0tg9@4ax.com... > >> Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to > >> relax: > >> > >> > > >> >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message > >> >news:4ho9l3t988l7d180v43q17v9pfb2av192i@4ax.com... > >> >> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax: > >> >> > >> >> > > >> >> >"Shifty McSwfty" <Shifty McSwfty@btconnect.net.org> wrote in message > >> >> >news:1ep8cr.vh4.19.1@news.alt.net... > >> >> >> > >> >> >> "The Golcar Strangler" <die@bitch> wrote in message > >> >> >> news:ba33l39sme9dq6q4fnk99t9ihnci3ql63n@4ax.com... > >> >> >>> What's 64, netcops, supports terrorists, and shags skinny old > >> >desperate > >> >> >>> bints off the Internet? > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > >> >> >> give us a clue > >> >> > > >> >> >I have done you a favor and redirected you all to the groups you want > >to > >> >> >impress with your puny attempts at being trolls, kooks and flamers. > >> >> > > >> >> >I want you to leave the elderly groups alone > >> >> > >> >> Wait. What are the "elderly groups"? > >> >> > >> >> You sure you're not still confusing the term "oldbie" with "elderly," > >> >> are you? I'd hate to think that you thought I was really suggesting > >> >> trolling *the elderly* back when I gave that diatribe a few weeks ago. > >> >> (I did explain it well enough for you, didn't I?) > >> >> > >> >> If not, I'll explain it won (1) more time: > >> >> > >> >> "Oldbie": Some bitter, twisted, friendless twerp--probably in their > >> >> mid-thirties to late-forties--who've been posting to Usenet many years, > >> >> long before the "Internet" became readily available to the average > >> >> person (about the time when every college freshman was given an email > >> >> account and "AOL" started sending out discs with "40 Free Hours!" to > >> >> every American home). > >> >> > >> >> "Elderly": A nice, sweet person in the twighlight of his or her life, > >> >> who bakes pies, wears slippers around the house, and gets up at 5:00 in > >> >> the morning to go shopping ("before the rush"), and who has never even > >> >> *heard* of the "Internet," much less sat down and posted a message to a > >> >> newsgroup. > >> > > >> >Lies, all lies! "sweet". Hmmmpphh! "gets up at 5:00 to go shopping". > >Vicious > >> >rumors! Next you'll be telling us that we "twinkle". > >> > >> Hmm.....,.. I notice you disputed everything but the "pie baking" > >> thing. Umm, okay....so, what's your speciality? Apple? (Mmmm) Peanut > >> butter? (Mmmmmmm) Peach cobbler? (OH, OH, MMMMMM) Banana creme??? > >> (OHMYGODDD!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!@!!!!@!) > >> > >> So, anyway. Would you like me to come over some time? Hmmm?? We could > >> talk about the weather, or how your kids don't visit enough, or > >> whatever. What say you, ma'am? (See, I'm polite, too.) Hmmm? > > > >Custard and pumpkin. > > Great. It's a date then. So, tomorrow morning, when you get up to go > shopping at 5:00, remember to pick up some pumkin pie mix, "Pumpkin pie MIX"??? You heathen!! I'll have you know NONE of my pies are made with (gag) mixes!! No pie for you! Smee and custard > (whatever that is) ingredients, and I'll be over some time around noon. > I can't wait to smell that fresh pie baking (and to see that "twinkle" > you get whenever you watch a "growing boy" enjoying the fruits of your > labour). GREAT. THIS WILL BE GREAT!!!!! > > > > > >Smee > > > >> > >> > >> >Ick > >> > > >> >Smee > >> > > >> >> > >> >> Okay. I hope this clears things up, wonce and for all. If I am > >somehow > >> >> out of line, here (hey, crazier things have happened!), and there are > >> >> truly these "elderly groups" of which you speak, then I apologize and > >> >> you may carry on... > >> >> > >> >> (...Hey, is that pie I smell baking? Mmmmm...) > >> > > > >
Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to relax: > >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message >news:4ohgl3p4s7dsep3kgnq1di5lud4ou9ihrg@4ax.com... >> Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to >> relax: >> >> > >> >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message >> >news:1j3al3918the5rk36ogr2uq4mosf5j0tg9@4ax.com... >> >> Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to >> >> relax: >> >> >> >> > >> >> >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message >> >> >news:4ho9l3t988l7d180v43q17v9pfb2av192i@4ax.com... >> >> >> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >"Shifty McSwfty" <Shifty McSwfty@btconnect.net.org> wrote in >message >> >> >> >news:1ep8cr.vh4.19.1@news.alt.net... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "The Golcar Strangler" <die@bitch> wrote in message >> >> >> >> news:ba33l39sme9dq6q4fnk99t9ihnci3ql63n@4ax.com... >> >> >> >>> What's 64, netcops, supports terrorists, and shags skinny old >> >> >desperate >> >> >> >>> bints off the Internet? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> give us a clue >> >> >> > >> >> >> >I have done you a favor and redirected you all to the groups you >want >> >to >> >> >> >impress with your puny attempts at being trolls, kooks and flamers. >> >> >> > >> >> >> >I want you to leave the elderly groups alone >> >> >> >> >> >> Wait. What are the "elderly groups"? >> >> >> >> >> >> You sure you're not still confusing the term "oldbie" with >"elderly," >> >> >> are you? I'd hate to think that you thought I was really suggesting >> >> >> trolling *the elderly* back when I gave that diatribe a few weeks >ago. >> >> >> (I did explain it well enough for you, didn't I?) >> >> >> >> >> >> If not, I'll explain it won (1) more time: >> >> >> >> >> >> "Oldbie": Some bitter, twisted, friendless twerp--probably in their >> >> >> mid-thirties to late-forties--who've been posting to Usenet many >years, >> >> >> long before the "Internet" became readily available to the average >> >> >> person (about the time when every college freshman was given an >email >> >> >> account and "AOL" started sending out discs with "40 Free Hours!" to >> >> >> every American home). >> >> >> >> >> >> "Elderly": A nice, sweet person in the twighlight of his or her >life, >> >> >> who bakes pies, wears slippers around the house, and gets up at 5:00 >in >> >> >> the morning to go shopping ("before the rush"), and who has never >even >> >> >> *heard* of the "Internet," much less sat down and posted a message >to a >> >> >> newsgroup. >> >> > >> >> >Lies, all lies! "sweet". Hmmmpphh! "gets up at 5:00 to go shopping". >> >Vicious >> >> >rumors! Next you'll be telling us that we "twinkle". >> >> >> >> Hmm.....,.. I notice you disputed everything but the "pie baking" >> >> thing. Umm, okay....so, what's your speciality? Apple? (Mmmm) >Peanut >> >> butter? (Mmmmmmm) Peach cobbler? (OH, OH, MMMMMM) Banana creme??? >> >> (OHMYGODDD!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!@!!!!@!) >> >> >> >> So, anyway. Would you like me to come over some time? Hmmm?? We >could >> >> talk about the weather, or how your kids don't visit enough, or >> >> whatever. What say you, ma'am? (See, I'm polite, too.) Hmmm? >> > >> >Custard and pumpkin. >> >> Great. It's a date then. So, tomorrow morning, when you get up to go >> shopping at 5:00, remember to pick up some pumkin pie mix, > >"Pumpkin pie MIX"??? You heathen!! I'll have you know NONE of my pies are >made with (gag) mixes!! > >No pie for you! Hey. Ho. Woah... Let's assess this, now. I may be dumn, but I like to think I know a thing or too about agriculture. I thought that, like, this time of year, the only option for pumkin pie was pumkin pie "mix." Am I wrong? I mean, it's flattering that you want to make me pie from "scratch," but as far as I know, they ain't no pumkins around, come December. Am I wrong? I mean, am I wrong? If that is not the case, then I defer to your (obviously) superior knowledge on the subject. Please, whatever it takes, ma'am. I am desperate. If you cannot tell, I am crying right now (can you honestly resist that, hmm?). > >Smee > >and custard >> (whatever that is) ingredients, and I'll be over some time around noon. >> I can't wait to smell that fresh pie baking (and to see that "twinkle" >> you get whenever you watch a "growing boy" enjoying the fruits of your >> labour). GREAT. THIS WILL BE GREAT!!!!! >> >> >> > >> >Smee >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Ick >> >> > >> >> >Smee >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> Okay. I hope this clears things up, wonce and for all. If I am >> >somehow >> >> >> out of line, here (hey, crazier things have happened!), and there >are >> >> >> truly these "elderly groups" of which you speak, then I apologize >and >> >> >> you may carry on... >> >> >> >> >> >> (...Hey, is that pie I smell baking? Mmmmm...) >> >> > >> > >> >
"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message news:0ruhl3ddn5q53sl9a3pn4k6ddaop79a360@4ax.com... > Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to > relax: > > > > >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message > >news:4ohgl3p4s7dsep3kgnq1di5lud4ou9ihrg@4ax.com... > >> Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to > >> relax: > >> > >> > > >> >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message > >> >news:1j3al3918the5rk36ogr2uq4mosf5j0tg9@4ax.com... > >> >> Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to > >> >> relax: > >> >> > >> >> > > >> >> >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message > >> >> >news:4ho9l3t988l7d180v43q17v9pfb2av192i@4ax.com... > >> >> >> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax: > >> >> >> > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >"Shifty McSwfty" <Shifty McSwfty@btconnect.net.org> wrote in > >message > >> >> >> >news:1ep8cr.vh4.19.1@news.alt.net... > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> "The Golcar Strangler" <die@bitch> wrote in message > >> >> >> >> news:ba33l39sme9dq6q4fnk99t9ihnci3ql63n@4ax.com... > >> >> >> >>> What's 64, netcops, supports terrorists, and shags skinny old > >> >> >desperate > >> >> >> >>> bints off the Internet? > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> give us a clue > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >I have done you a favor and redirected you all to the groups you > >want > >> >to > >> >> >> >impress with your puny attempts at being trolls, kooks and flamers. > >> >> >> > > >> >> >> >I want you to leave the elderly groups alone > >> >> >> > >> >> >> Wait. What are the "elderly groups"? > >> >> >> > >> >> >> You sure you're not still confusing the term "oldbie" with > >"elderly," > >> >> >> are you? I'd hate to think that you thought I was really suggesting > >> >> >> trolling *the elderly* back when I gave that diatribe a few weeks > >ago. > >> >> >> (I did explain it well enough for you, didn't I?) > >> >> >> > >> >> >> If not, I'll explain it won (1) more time: > >> >> >> > >> >> >> "Oldbie": Some bitter, twisted, friendless twerp--probably in their > >> >> >> mid-thirties to late-forties--who've been posting to Usenet many > >years, > >> >> >> long before the "Internet" became readily available to the average > >> >> >> person (about the time when every college freshman was given an > >email > >> >> >> account and "AOL" started sending out discs with "40 Free Hours!" to > >> >> >> every American home). > >> >> >> > >> >> >> "Elderly": A nice, sweet person in the twighlight of his or her > >life, > >> >> >> who bakes pies, wears slippers around the house, and gets up at 5:00 > >in > >> >> >> the morning to go shopping ("before the rush"), and who has never > >even > >> >> >> *heard* of the "Internet," much less sat down and posted a message > >to a > >> >> >> newsgroup. > >> >> > > >> >> >Lies, all lies! "sweet". Hmmmpphh! "gets up at 5:00 to go shopping". > >> >Vicious > >> >> >rumors! Next you'll be telling us that we "twinkle". > >> >> > >> >> Hmm.....,.. I notice you disputed everything but the "pie baking" > >> >> thing. Umm, okay....so, what's your speciality? Apple? (Mmmm) > >Peanut > >> >> butter? (Mmmmmmm) Peach cobbler? (OH, OH, MMMMMM) Banana creme??? > >> >> (OHMYGODDD!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!@!!!!@!) > >> >> > >> >> So, anyway. Would you like me to come over some time? Hmmm?? We > >could > >> >> talk about the weather, or how your kids don't visit enough, or > >> >> whatever. What say you, ma'am? (See, I'm polite, too.) Hmmm? > >> > > >> >Custard and pumpkin. > >> > >> Great. It's a date then. So, tomorrow morning, when you get up to go > >> shopping at 5:00, remember to pick up some pumkin pie mix, > > > >"Pumpkin pie MIX"??? You heathen!! I'll have you know NONE of my pies are > >made with (gag) mixes!! > > > >No pie for you! > > Hey. Ho. Woah... Let's assess this, now. I may be dumn, but I like > to think I know a thing or too about agriculture. I thought that, like, > this time of year, the only option for pumkin pie was pumkin pie "mix." > Am I wrong? Yes. I mean, it's flattering that you want to make me pie from > "scratch," but as far as I know, they ain't no pumkins around, come > December. Am I wrong? Yes. I mean, am I wrong? Yes. If that is not the case, > then I defer to your (obviously) superior knowledge on the subject. > Please, whatever it takes, ma'am. I am desperate. If you cannot tell, > I am crying right now (can you honestly resist that, hmm?). *hands you kleenex* Yes, I can resist. And, FYI, pumpkins are available through December because they keep for a very long time. However, now being the season for forgiveness and such, I will email you a fresh, made-from-scratch pumpkin pie. Smee > > > > > >Smee > > > >and custard > >> (whatever that is) ingredients, and I'll be over some time around noon. > >> I can't wait to smell that fresh pie baking (and to see that "twinkle" > >> you get whenever you watch a "growing boy" enjoying the fruits of your > >> labour). GREAT. THIS WILL BE GREAT!!!!! > >> > >> > >> > > >> >Smee > >> > > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >Ick > >> >> > > >> >> >Smee > >> >> > > >> >> >> > >> >> >> Okay. I hope this clears things up, wonce and for all. If I am > >> >somehow > >> >> >> out of line, here (hey, crazier things have happened!), and there > >are > >> >> >> truly these "elderly groups" of which you speak, then I apologize > >and > >> >> >> you may carry on... > >> >> >> > >> >> >> (...Hey, is that pie I smell baking? Mmmmm...) > >> >> > > >> > > >> > > >
Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to relax: > >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message >news:0ruhl3ddn5q53sl9a3pn4k6ddaop79a360@4ax.com... >> Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to >> relax: >> >> > >> >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message >> >news:4ohgl3p4s7dsep3kgnq1di5lud4ou9ihrg@4ax.com... >> >> Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to >> >> relax: >> >> >> >> > >> >> >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message >> >> >news:1j3al3918the5rk36ogr2uq4mosf5j0tg9@4ax.com... >> >> >> Don't fight it, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>...Just lie down and try to >> >> >> relax: >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >"Wavy G" <imprecious@dontyouthink.co.zw> wrote in message >> >> >> >news:4ho9l3t988l7d180v43q17v9pfb2av192i@4ax.com... >> >> >> >> Don't fight it, Shirley...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >"Shifty McSwfty" <Shifty McSwfty@btconnect.net.org> wrote in >> >message >> >> >> >> >news:1ep8cr.vh4.19.1@news.alt.net... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "The Golcar Strangler" <die@bitch> wrote in message >> >> >> >> >> news:ba33l39sme9dq6q4fnk99t9ihnci3ql63n@4ax.com... >> >> >> >> >>> What's 64, netcops, supports terrorists, and shags skinny old >> >> >> >desperate >> >> >> >> >>> bints off the Internet? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> give us a clue >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >I have done you a favor and redirected you all to the groups you >> >want >> >> >to >> >> >> >> >impress with your puny attempts at being trolls, kooks and >flamers. >> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >> >I want you to leave the elderly groups alone >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Wait. What are the "elderly groups"? >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> You sure you're not still confusing the term "oldbie" with >> >"elderly," >> >> >> >> are you? I'd hate to think that you thought I was really >suggesting >> >> >> >> trolling *the elderly* back when I gave that diatribe a few weeks >> >ago. >> >> >> >> (I did explain it well enough for you, didn't I?) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> If not, I'll explain it won (1) more time: >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Oldbie": Some bitter, twisted, friendless twerp--probably in >their >> >> >> >> mid-thirties to late-forties--who've been posting to Usenet many >> >years, >> >> >> >> long before the "Internet" became readily available to the >average >> >> >> >> person (about the time when every college freshman was given an >> >email >> >> >> >> account and "AOL" started sending out discs with "40 Free Hours!" >to >> >> >> >> every American home). >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "Elderly": A nice, sweet person in the twighlight of his or her >> >life, >> >> >> >> who bakes pies, wears slippers around the house, and gets up at >5:00 >> >in >> >> >> >> the morning to go shopping ("before the rush"), and who has never >> >even >> >> >> >> *heard* of the "Internet," much less sat down and posted a >message >> >to a >> >> >> >> newsgroup. >> >> >> > >> >> >> >Lies, all lies! "sweet". Hmmmpphh! "gets up at 5:00 to go >shopping". >> >> >Vicious >> >> >> >rumors! Next you'll be telling us that we "twinkle". >> >> >> >> >> >> Hmm.....,.. I notice you disputed everything but the "pie baking" >> >> >> thing. Umm, okay....so, what's your speciality? Apple? (Mmmm) >> >Peanut >> >> >> butter? (Mmmmmmm) Peach cobbler? (OH, OH, MMMMMM) Banana >creme??? >> >> >> (OHMYGODDD!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!@!!!!@!) >> >> >> >> >> >> So, anyway. Would you like me to come over some time? Hmmm?? We >> >could >> >> >> talk about the weather, or how your kids don't visit enough, or >> >> >> whatever. What say you, ma'am? (See, I'm polite, too.) Hmmm? >> >> > >> >> >Custard and pumpkin. >> >> >> >> Great. It's a date then. So, tomorrow morning, when you get up to go >> >> shopping at 5:00, remember to pick up some pumkin pie mix, >> > >> >"Pumpkin pie MIX"??? You heathen!! I'll have you know NONE of my pies are >> >made with (gag) mixes!! >> > >> >No pie for you! >> >> Hey. Ho. Woah... Let's assess this, now. I may be dumn, but I like >> to think I know a thing or too about agriculture. I thought that, like, >> this time of year, the only option for pumkin pie was pumkin pie "mix." >> Am I wrong? > >Yes. > > I mean, it's flattering that you want to make me pie from >> "scratch," but as far as I know, they ain't no pumkins around, come >> December. Am I wrong? > >Yes. > > I mean, am I wrong? > >Yes. > > If that is not the case, >> then I defer to your (obviously) superior knowledge on the subject. >> Please, whatever it takes, ma'am. I am desperate. If you cannot tell, >> I am crying right now (can you honestly resist that, hmm?). > >*hands you kleenex* > >Yes, I can resist. And, FYI, pumpkins are available through December because >they keep for a very long time. > >However, now being the season for forgiveness and such, I will email you a >fresh, made-from-scratch pumpkin pie. Oh, good. I was wondering how long it would be until I received a sarcastic jab in answer to tearful, desparate plea, during this, the "Season for forgiveness."
