Re: A Gift for Bertie

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Bertie the Bunyip, Jan 27, 2008.

  1. Ellie Fent

    Ellie Fent Guest

    Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> wrote in news:fnia33$ouq$7
    @blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

    > Rob Arndt <teuton263@aol.com> wrote in news:42d3f478-ee95-41da-9669-
    > 64526d3cde23@v29g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
    >
    >> You won't make the newspaper on this NG
    >>

    >
    > Don't care, fjukktard
    >
    >
    >
    > Bertie
    >


    I care.

    There is always someone who cares.

    E F
     
  2. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    PING Jade was: A Gift for Bertie

    On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:52:54 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Ellie Fent <W@E.T.> got double
    secret probation for writing:

    >Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> wrote in news:fnia33$ouq$7
    >@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >
    >> Rob Arndt <teuton263@aol.com> wrote in news:42d3f478-ee95-41da-9669-
    >> 64526d3cde23@v29g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
    >>
    >>> You won't make the newspaper on this NG
    >>>

    >>
    >> Don't care, fjukktard
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> Bertie
    >>

    >
    >I care.
    >
    >There is always someone who cares.
    >
    >E F


    Have you met Daedalus (Jade)?

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  3. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    Re: PING Jade was: A Gift for Bertie

    On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:06:48 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:52:54 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Ellie Fent <W@E.T.> got double
    >secret probation for writing:
    >
    >>Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> wrote in news:fnia33$ouq$7
    >>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>
    >>> Rob Arndt <teuton263@aol.com> wrote in news:42d3f478-ee95-41da-9669-
    >>> 64526d3cde23@v29g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
    >>>
    >>>> You won't make the newspaper on this NG
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>> Don't care, fjukktard
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> Bertie
    >>>

    >>
    >>I care.
    >>
    >>There is always someone who cares.
    >>
    >>E F

    >
    >Have you met Daedalus (Jade)?


    A fellow soldier of light!

    Bless you!

    Jade
     
  4. Re: PING Jade was: A Gift for Bertie

    Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    news:6mkrp3dvg31vbj1391vdf88ksaochp50nj@4ax.com:

    > On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:06:48 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:52:54 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Ellie Fent <W@E.T.> got double
    >>secret probation for writing:
    >>
    >>>Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> wrote in news:fnia33$ouq$7
    >>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>
    >>>> Rob Arndt <teuton263@aol.com> wrote in news:42d3f478-ee95-41da-

    9669-
    >>>> 64526d3cde23@v29g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
    >>>>
    >>>>> You won't make the newspaper on this NG
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Don't care, fjukktard
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> Bertie
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>>I care.
    >>>
    >>>There is always someone who cares.
    >>>
    >>>E F

    >>
    >>Have you met Daedalus (Jade)?

    >
    > A fellow soldier of light!
    >
    > Bless you!
    >


    Thanks you. I am thinking of starting a franchise..

    What types of insence do you recommend?


    Bertie
    >
    >
     
  5. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    Re: PING Jade was: A Gift for Bertie

    On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:54 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1>
    wrote:

    >Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >news:6mkrp3dvg31vbj1391vdf88ksaochp50nj@4ax.com:
    >
    >> On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:06:48 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:52:54 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
    >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Ellie Fent <W@E.T.> got double
    >>>secret probation for writing:
    >>>
    >>>>Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> wrote in news:fnia33$ouq$7
    >>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>
    >>>>> Rob Arndt <teuton263@aol.com> wrote in news:42d3f478-ee95-41da-

    >9669-
    >>>>> 64526d3cde23@v29g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> You won't make the newspaper on this NG
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Don't care, fjukktard
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Bertie
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>I care.
    >>>>
    >>>>There is always someone who cares.
    >>>>
    >>>>E F
    >>>
    >>>Have you met Daedalus (Jade)?

    >>
    >> A fellow soldier of light!
    >>
    >> Bless you!
    >>

    >
    >Thanks you. I am thinking of starting a franchise..
    >
    >What types of insence do you recommend?
    >
    >
    >Bertie


    You need no insurance, my loving friend. You only need ASSURANCE and
    continual REASSURANCE that you are important and your fellow
    usenetters LOVE you!

    Be well!

    Jade
     
  6. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    Re: Bunyip is losing

    On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:52:10 +0000 (UTC), in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1>
    bloviated:

    >Rob Arndt <teuton263@aol.com> wrote in news:71cd4108-7777-467a-ba99-
    >26b9ff022e4b@s8g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
    >
    >>
    >> What a pleasure to put a dent in your Usenet troll image

    >
    >What a pleasure to be dented.
    >
    >
    >Bertie


    Duz he chew dentine, afterwards?
     
  7. Hey Rob Arndt, do you chew dentine?

    Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in
    news:vm8sp3l8p5mrjus8q48433jn29a1pkhdtg@4ax.com:

    > On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:52:10 +0000 (UTC), in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1>
    > bloviated:
    >
    >>Rob Arndt <teuton263@aol.com> wrote in news:71cd4108-7777-467a-ba99-
    >>26b9ff022e4b@s8g2000prg.googlegroups.com:
    >>
    >>>
    >>> What a pleasure to put a dent in your Usenet troll image

    >>
    >>What a pleasure to be dented.
    >>
    >>
    >>Bertie

    >
    > Duz he chew dentine, afterwards?
    >


    Dunno, I'll ask him.


    Bertie
     
  8. Re: PING Jade was: A Gift for Bertie

    Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    news:s2trp39lf4banlttven4tcopqq7jjtmbqj@4ax.com:

    > On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:54 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >>news:6mkrp3dvg31vbj1391vdf88ksaochp50nj@4ax.com:
    >>
    >>> On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:06:48 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02

    @sneakemail.com>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:52:54 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
    >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Ellie Fent <W@E.T.> got double
    >>>>secret probation for writing:
    >>>>
    >>>>>Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> wrote in news:fnia33$ouq$7
    >>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> Rob Arndt <teuton263@aol.com> wrote in news:42d3f478-ee95-41da-

    >>9669-
    >>>>>> 64526d3cde23@v29g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> You won't make the newspaper on this NG
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Don't care, fjukktard
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Bertie
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>I care.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>There is always someone who cares.
    >>>>>
    >>>>>E F
    >>>>
    >>>>Have you met Daedalus (Jade)?
    >>>
    >>> A fellow soldier of light!
    >>>
    >>> Bless you!
    >>>

    >>
    >>Thanks you. I am thinking of starting a franchise..
    >>
    >>What types of insence do you recommend?
    >>
    >>
    >>Bertie

    >
    > You need no insurance, my loving friend. You only need ASSURANCE and
    > continual REASSURANCE that you are important and your fellow
    > usenetters LOVE you!


    Oh I know that. They must. Loads of 'em follow me around.


    I have just got a new disciple who shows much promise even though he is
    as dumb as dishwater.


    Bertie
     
  9. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    Re: PING Jade was: A Gift for Bertie

    On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:20:23 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1>
    wrote:

    >Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >news:s2trp39lf4banlttven4tcopqq7jjtmbqj@4ax.com:
    >
    >> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:54 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >>>news:6mkrp3dvg31vbj1391vdf88ksaochp50nj@4ax.com:
    >>>
    >>>> On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:06:48 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02

    >@sneakemail.com>
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:52:54 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
    >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Ellie Fent <W@E.T.> got double
    >>>>>secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> wrote in news:fnia33$ouq$7
    >>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Rob Arndt <teuton263@aol.com> wrote in news:42d3f478-ee95-41da-
    >>>9669-
    >>>>>>> 64526d3cde23@v29g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> You won't make the newspaper on this NG
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Don't care, fjukktard
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>> Bertie
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>I care.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>There is always someone who cares.
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>E F
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Have you met Daedalus (Jade)?
    >>>>
    >>>> A fellow soldier of light!
    >>>>
    >>>> Bless you!
    >>>>
    >>>
    >>>Thanks you. I am thinking of starting a franchise..
    >>>
    >>>What types of insence do you recommend?
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>Bertie

    >>
    >> You need no insurance, my loving friend. You only need ASSURANCE and
    >> continual REASSURANCE that you are important and your fellow
    >> usenetters LOVE you!

    >
    >Oh I know that. They must. Loads of 'em follow me around.
    >
    >
    >I have just got a new disciple who shows much promise even though he is
    >as dumb as dishwater.
    >
    >
    >Bertie


    The ultimate spirit of lightness shines on dumb dishwashers too.

    Be well!

    Jade
     
  10. Re: PING Jade was: A Gift for Bertie

    Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    news:lb9up3hmmamm0c9r2evetkjk19gnpap8io@4ax.com:

    > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:20:23 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1>
    > wrote:
    >
    >>Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >>news:s2trp39lf4banlttven4tcopqq7jjtmbqj@4ax.com:
    >>
    >>> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:54 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip

    <Sm@rt.1>
    >>> wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >>>>news:6mkrp3dvg31vbj1391vdf88ksaochp50nj@4ax.com:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:06:48 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02

    >>@sneakemail.com>
    >>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:52:54 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
    >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Ellie Fent <W@E.T.> got

    double
    >>>>>>secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> wrote in news:fnia33$ouq$7
    >>>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Rob Arndt <teuton263@aol.com> wrote in news:42d3f478-ee95-41da-
    >>>>9669-
    >>>>>>>> 64526d3cde23@v29g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> You won't make the newspaper on this NG
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Don't care, fjukktard
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>> Bertie
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>I care.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>There is always someone who cares.
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>E F
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Have you met Daedalus (Jade)?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> A fellow soldier of light!
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Bless you!
    >>>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>Thanks you. I am thinking of starting a franchise..
    >>>>
    >>>>What types of insence do you recommend?
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>Bertie
    >>>
    >>> You need no insurance, my loving friend. You only need ASSURANCE and
    >>> continual REASSURANCE that you are important and your fellow
    >>> usenetters LOVE you!

    >>
    >>Oh I know that. They must. Loads of 'em follow me around.
    >>
    >>
    >>I have just got a new disciple who shows much promise even though he

    is
    >>as dumb as dishwater.
    >>
    >>
    >>Bertie

    >
    > The ultimate spirit of lightness shines on dumb dishwashers too.
    >



    Pretty usre this one is hiding under the sink.


    Bertie
     
  11. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    Re: PING Jade was: A Gift for Bertie

    On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:14:42 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
    wrote:

    >Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >news:lb9up3hmmamm0c9r2evetkjk19gnpap8io@4ax.com:
    >
    >> On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:20:23 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >>>Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >>>news:s2trp39lf4banlttven4tcopqq7jjtmbqj@4ax.com:
    >>>
    >>>> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:38:54 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip

    ><Sm@rt.1>
    >>>> wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote in
    >>>>>news:6mkrp3dvg31vbj1391vdf88ksaochp50nj@4ax.com:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>> On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:06:48 -0800, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02
    >>>@sneakemail.com>
    >>>>>> wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:52:54 +0000 (UTC), in the land of
    >>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Ellie Fent <W@E.T.> got

    >double
    >>>>>>>secret probation for writing:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>Bertie the Bunyip <Sm@rt.1> wrote in news:fnia33$ouq$7
    >>>>>>>>@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Rob Arndt <teuton263@aol.com> wrote in news:42d3f478-ee95-41da-
    >>>>>9669-
    >>>>>>>>> 64526d3cde23@v29g2000hsf.googlegroups.com:
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>> You won't make the newspaper on this NG
    >>>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Don't care, fjukktard
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>> Bertie
    >>>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>I care.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>There is always someone who cares.
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>E F
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>Have you met Daedalus (Jade)?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> A fellow soldier of light!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>> Bless you!
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Thanks you. I am thinking of starting a franchise..
    >>>>>
    >>>>>What types of insence do you recommend?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Bertie
    >>>>
    >>>> You need no insurance, my loving friend. You only need ASSURANCE and
    >>>> continual REASSURANCE that you are important and your fellow
    >>>> usenetters LOVE you!
    >>>
    >>>Oh I know that. They must. Loads of 'em follow me around.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>I have just got a new disciple who shows much promise even though he

    >is
    >>>as dumb as dishwater.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>Bertie

    >>
    >> The ultimate spirit of lightness shines on dumb dishwashers too.
    >>

    >
    >
    >Pretty usre this one is hiding under the sink.
    >
    >
    >Bertie


    I am sorry to hear that. I don't know any enlightened plumbers. I am
    only allied with Gerald the masturbating electrician.

    I wish the errant dishwasher well!

    Jade
     

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