nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:45E1706F.F184A2C7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:44012281.64D7A41B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > news:4031DB40.24CC5076@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Circuit: An electrical Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > Circulation: A library or spinning Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > Circus: A swearing Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > Sirloin: Knight of Sex. > > > > > > > > > > > > Serpent: Snake Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > Servant: Plumping Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > Servile: Very Evil Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > Surface: Knight of many disguises. > > > > > > > > > > > > Surmount: Very tall Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > Surprise: A knight in charge of game shows. > > > > > > > > > > > > Surrender: The Knight of Destruction. > > > > > > > > > > > > Surrender: Knight of Meat Processing. > > > > > > > > > > > > Surround: Very fat Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > Surgeon: An operating Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > Surtax: Knight in charge of the IRS. > > > > > > > > > > Circus: A Knight who uses foul language! > > > > > > > > Surah: A knight ruling an Indian Kingdom. > > > > > > > > Surat: Rodent knight that likes Indian cottons that have dark course > > > > fibers and are made in Surat, India. > > > > > > > > Surbate: Knight in a mouse trap or on a fishing hook. > > > > > > > > Surcease: The knight stops. > > > > > > > > Surcharge: Pricey knight. > > > > > > Circum Ferenc: Knight who trots round and around the composer Liszt. > > > > Ser Vice: Knight that squeezes. > > > Did he come from Miami? Cuba.
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message news:47C18688.67D62585@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > nemo wrote: > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > news:45E1706F.F184A2C7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > news:44012281.64D7A41B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > > > > news:4031DB40.24CC5076@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > Circuit: An electrical Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Circulation: A library or spinning Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Circus: A swearing Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sirloin: Knight of Sex. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Serpent: Snake Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Servant: Plumping Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Servile: Very Evil Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Surface: Knight of many disguises. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Surmount: Very tall Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Surprise: A knight in charge of game shows. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Surrender: The Knight of Destruction. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Surrender: Knight of Meat Processing. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Surround: Very fat Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Surgeon: An operating Knight. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Surtax: Knight in charge of the IRS. > > > > > > > > > > > > Circus: A Knight who uses foul language! > > > > > > > > > > Surah: A knight ruling an Indian Kingdom. > > > > > > > > > > Surat: Rodent knight that likes Indian cottons that have dark course > > > > > fibers and are made in Surat, India. > > > > > > > > > > Surbate: Knight in a mouse trap or on a fishing hook. > > > > > > > > > > Surcease: The knight stops. > > > > > > > > > > Surcharge: Pricey knight. > > > > > > > > Circum Ferenc: Knight who trots round and around the composer Liszt. > > > > > > Ser Vice: Knight that squeezes. > > > > > Did he come from Miami? > > Cuba. > Aha! Like a Cuba Vice in his Martini. Martini: A very small mother. You know the full name of the maker is Martini & Rossi?? Well Rossi is also teamed up with Brega and although it's rare, you can still get Brega & Rossi vermouth - and the Brega side of the partnership is in my blood. My maternal grandfather was a Brega and my uncle, Allesandro Brega was left a share in company over there! Owzat for a name-drop?!
15 Squared Puns What did Cinderella say when the photo shop lost her negatives? "Some day, my prints will come".
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:42CB7219.C53D16A4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Sheila Dundee wrote: > > > > > Pollywolly wrote: > > > > Dr Tormento wrote: > > > >> Marmoset <marmoset@yahoo.com> wrote in > > > >> news:Xns9489E2412B0Emarmosetyahoocom@216.196.97.131: > > > >> > > > >>> My girlfriend found a new pencil store > > > >>> > > > >>> She lead me right to it > > > >> > > > >> I don't see the point. > > > > > > > > It was meant 2B' > > > > > > You are very blunt :-( > > > > Sharpen: To make a pen more pointed. > > > > Sharpton: 2,000 pounds of knives. > > They'd make a messer yer! Messer: Dirty knight.
Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message news:<a7p0m0d3pjsk032hr3rpt5tsekp2fsbfg0@4ax.com>... > On Sun, 03 Oct 2004 16:36:28 -0400, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote: > > >>>>>>Earthquake Number Pwygthur is gonna hit CA? > >>>>>> > >>>>>>Did the 5.8 one damage your outhouse? > >>>>> > >>>>>My being in my outhouse is what caused the earthquake. Keith's chili > >>>>>can be very dangerous if you live on a fault line. > >>>> > >>>>Produces a mushroom cloud effect pygthurr. > >>> > >>>I don't use mushrooms, I hate the damn things. You're seeing a > >>>haba?ero cloud effect. > >> > >>You use haba?ero peppers in your chili? You really are a man > >>regardless of what those other guys in atj say behind your back. > > > >Damn, I'm not _Superman_?!? > > I always pictured you more of the Lois Lane type. Lois Lane: Where Clark Kent lives. Mincing: Song of a butcher. Musing: Song of a poet. Oppressing and Repressing: Songs of a dictator. Pressing: Newspaper song Pissing: Urine song. Rinsing: Song of a dish washer.
15 Squared Puns Closing: Song of shutting down. Minimizing: Shrinking song. Reminiscing: The song "Thanks for the memories". Rising: Song of ascending grain. Seizing: A taking song.
nemo wrote: > Greg Evans <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message > news:10b3p6sgoo3d82e@corp.supernews.com... > > Dougal wrote: > > > Greg Evans wrote: > > >> Dougal wrote: > > >>> Greg Evans wrote: > > >>>> Alan wrote: > > >>>> > > >>>>>> Can you give a brief report? > > >>>>> Bang. > > >>>> There goes Alan, shooting off his mouth again with his low-caliber > > >>>> comments! > > >>> Careful, or he will rifle through your house. > > >> That's fine; I live in a shotgun shack! > > > > > > It's double barelled? > > > > Let's just say I've got a couple hammers on the back porch. And the dog's > > names are Trigger 1 and Trigger 2. > > > Purdy: Price of a high-quality shotgun. Shotgun Wedding: When NRA members get married. Sizing: A measuring song. Stressing: Song of emphasis. Teasing: Singing beverage. Tossing: Salad making song.
nemo wrote: > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:a69c46fe.0406032245.5f63b77a@posting.google.com... > > Larry Krzewinski <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in message > news:<9qmvb053t0dnhsgegtbdckun3js8jttl0c@4ax.com>... > > > On Thu, 3 Jun 2004 19:54:12 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote: > > > > > > >>>>>>>>> Oh happy day when I was born, > > > >>>>>>>>> Eight-teen years ago on a sunny morn. > > > >>>>>>>>> My parents rejoiced and the doctor said, > > > >>>>>>>>> Bloody Hell, I dropped him on his head. > > > >>>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>>> Behind closed doors the rec.humor elders came to that > > > >>>>>>>> conclusion a long time ago. > > > >>>>>>> > > > >>>>>>> Glad to see you all finally got a room. > > > >>>>>> > > > >>>>>> Hang around long enough and you may get initiated! > > > >>>>> > > > >>>>> My blood pressure go up in anticipation > > > >>>>> of the arrivial of that momentous day. > > > >>>> > > > >>>> We were actually hoping that would happen to your IQ but I guess > > > >>>> we'll take what we can get. > > > >>> > > > >>> Remember: Two heads, blood enough for only one > > > >>> to operate correctly. > > > >>> > > > >> > > > >> Unless you're a dickhead to begin with. > > > > > > > >We wondered how you did it. > > > > > > Me, I just get extra blood transfused in weekly. > > > > Transfuse: Bomb with two genders. > > Fusilier: Soldier who makes pasta twists. Fusing: Not many songs. Tossing: Throwing song. Tracing: Song of an investigator. Washing: Wet song.
15 Squared Puns Christianity: Tea drunk by followers of Jesus. Demonic drinks: Demon Rum, D.U.I, Deity. Holy Spirit: Church wine. Trinity: Tea drunk by The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:42CD2A37.AEDC0B28@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > nemo wrote: > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > > news:40EBA255.D3890F9C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > > > > > > > Mos wrote: > > > > > > > > > J. A. Mc. wrote: > > > > > > On Mon, 7 Jun 2004 09:05:41 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> found > these > > > > > > unused words floating about: > > > > > > > > > > > >> Cliff Gieseke wrote: > > > > > >>> Infantry -- baby tree > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>> Geometry -- the tree they used to build the pyramids > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>> Poultry -- the tree that has or had feathers > > > > > >> > > > > > >> Poultry-- Flora in science fiction writer Mr. Anderson's yard. > > > > > >> > > > > > > Pantry -- Large mettalic growth in ferric rich soils. > > > > > > > > > > Country --- Woody growth full of.....oh, you figure it out ! > > > > > > > > County: Dracula's favorite non-blood beverage. > > > > > > Count Dracula! > > > > > > OK. One! There. I've counted Dracula. > > > > How many of him did you find? > > Three. He, him and himself! He's a Trinity like Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit? Holy Spirit: Church wine.
15 Squared Puns Solvency: Ocean with enough money. Tidy: Clean demon. Tidy: Demon that cleans clothes. Tidy: Demon neckwear. Tidy: Demon from Thailand. Weedy: We are demons. Weedy: Unwanted demons plants.
15 Squared Puns Bombastic: Annoying tic that drops bombs. Booby: Buzzing insect that bombs. Booby: Ghost buzzing insect. Characteristic: Tic used to find out the nature of the other tics. Climatic: Weather tic. Climactic: Tic that effects great events. Critic: Tic that lambastes everyone for the slightest perceived flaw.
nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:42471FA1.C5D4F2AB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > Before: The 4th bee. > > > > Began: Apine that started. > > > > Begin: Apine that is starting. > > > > Begun: Apine firearm. > > > > Belay: Apine sex. > > . . . while dangling from a rock face by a mooring rope? Mooring: A cow ring?
nemo wrote: > Randolf Richardson <rr@8x.ca> wrote in message > news:Xns95BF6425FE8E4rr8xca@24.64.223.211... > > ""nemo" <nemo@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns: > > > Abbey Normal <abbeyn@dontspamme.com> wrote in message > > > news:Xqmdnfxt7Y7IbiPcRVn-jg@comcast.com... > > >> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > > >> news:41BEA806.B1201419@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > >> > > >>> 12 years to 12/14/16. > > >> > > >> It dozen matter to me. > > > > > > If it were a baker's dozen you might be won over. > > > > Does it happen twice for teens? > > > For for teens it's ill eagle. They just have to wait. Cookie: Key to the kitchen.
15 Squared Puns Dampen: Pen that's cursed. Damper: Price of a water barrier. Dancer: Are you Dan, Sir? Doper: Price of a female deer. Dopey: Urine of a female deer.
15 Squared Puns Hated: Hey, Ted, how are you doing? Malted: Would you like to come to the mall, Ted? Midget: A very small plane. Muted: Ted the cow or cat. Mutely: Korean cow or cat.
