Re: 12/24 Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Dec 26, 2007.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Kathy wrote:

    > "Michael Balarama" <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message
    > news:vod83qgqt1dc2e@corp.supernews.com...
    > >
    > > "Hauke Reddmann" <fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in message
    > > news:bm5q9i$a0s$1@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de...
    > > > Nehmo Sergheyev <nehmo54@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > > > > I just went to a pun site made by a female, who, for obvious reasons,

    > I
    > > > > won't name. Everything there is pretty normal, but at the bottom of

    > one
    > > > > page is a button offering to show us her "Submission Form". I *didn't*
    > > > > press on it because how she does that shouldn't be on the web and _I_
    > > > > refuse to look at such an obscenity!
    > > >
    > > > Good that I didn't tell you about the cuneiform.

    > >
    > > I heard she uses a similar saying as Arnold uses-I"ll be on my back.
    > > >

    > They say she and several other ladies formed a lumbar company.


    Submission Form: Form you fill out to go to a church in the deep blue
    sea.

    Master: A spinning congregation.

    Critical Mass: Explosive congregation.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47720E7C.8ACF99FC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    > Kathy wrote:
    >
    > > "Michael Balarama" <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message
    > > news:vod83qgqt1dc2e@corp.supernews.com...
    > > >
    > > > "Hauke Reddmann" <fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in message
    > > > news:bm5q9i$a0s$1@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de...
    > > > > Nehmo Sergheyev <nehmo54@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > > > > > I just went to a pun site made by a female, who, for obvious

    reasons,
    > > I
    > > > > > won't name. Everything there is pretty normal, but at the bottom

    of
    > > one
    > > > > > page is a button offering to show us her "Submission Form". I

    *didn't*
    > > > > > press on it because how she does that shouldn't be on the web and

    _I_
    > > > > > refuse to look at such an obscenity!
    > > > >
    > > > > Good that I didn't tell you about the cuneiform.
    > > >
    > > > I heard she uses a similar saying as Arnold uses-I"ll be on my back.
    > > > >

    > > They say she and several other ladies formed a lumbar company.

    >
    > Submission Form: Form you fill out to go to a church in the deep blue
    > sea.
    >
    > Master: A spinning congregation.
    >
    > Critical Mass: Explosive congregation.


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  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:47720E7C.8ACF99FC@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > Kathy wrote:
    > >
    > > > "Michael Balarama" <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message
    > > > news:vod83qgqt1dc2e@corp.supernews.com...
    > > > >
    > > > > "Hauke Reddmann" <fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in message
    > > > > news:bm5q9i$a0s$1@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de...
    > > > > > Nehmo Sergheyev <nehmo54@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > > > > > > I just went to a pun site made by a female, who, for obvious

    > reasons,
    > > > I
    > > > > > > won't name. Everything there is pretty normal, but at the bottom

    > of
    > > > one
    > > > > > > page is a button offering to show us her "Submission Form". I

    > *didn't*
    > > > > > > press on it because how she does that shouldn't be on the web and

    > _I_
    > > > > > > refuse to look at such an obscenity!
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Good that I didn't tell you about the cuneiform.
    > > > >
    > > > > I heard she uses a similar saying as Arnold uses-I"ll be on my back.
    > > > > >
    > > > They say she and several other ladies formed a lumbar company.

    > >
    > > Submission Form: Form you fill out to go to a church in the deep blue
    > > sea.
    > >
    > > Master: A spinning congregation.
    > >
    > > Critical Mass: Explosive congregation.

    >
    > Masticate: Four couples in church carrying time bombs.


    Why 4 couples?

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