Re: 1/23 Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Jan 24, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    On Sat, 15 May 2004 03:34:32 +0100, Dougal <bigron@klanmeetings.co.uk>
    wrote:

    >>The Luxembourg border patrol can be very affectionate when it wants to


    >>be.

    >
    >What exactly where you doing in Luxembourg? You weren't drug running
    >were you?


    Luxembourg: A Collective of cyborgs in Belgium who say "Resistance is
    futile".
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:479850D5.A7EFA72C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    > On Sat, 15 May 2004 03:34:32 +0100, Dougal <bigron@klanmeetings.co.uk>
    > wrote:
    >
    > >>The Luxembourg border patrol can be very affectionate when it wants to

    >
    > >>be.

    > >
    > >What exactly where you doing in Luxembourg? You weren't drug running
    > >were you?

    >
    > Luxembourg: A Collective of cyborgs in Belgium who say "Resistance is
    > futile".


    The Vogon in Itch-hikers Guide actually said 'useless' - and he was the
    spitting image of our ex- housing exec Councillor, Charlie Hedges. Bleedin
    crook he was!
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:479850D5.A7EFA72C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > On Sat, 15 May 2004 03:34:32 +0100, Dougal <bigron@klanmeetings.co.uk>
    > > wrote:
    > >
    > > >>The Luxembourg border patrol can be very affectionate when it wants to

    > >
    > > >>be.
    > > >
    > > >What exactly where you doing in Luxembourg? You weren't drug running
    > > >were you?

    > >
    > > Luxembourg: A Collective of cyborgs in Belgium who say "Resistance is
    > > futile".

    >
    > The Vogon in Itch-hikers Guide actually said 'useless' - and he was the
    > spitting image of our ex- housing exec Councillor, Charlie Hedges. Bleedin
    > crook he was!


    I was referring to the Borg of Star Trek.
     
  4. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:4799A90B.9D9C5D12@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:479850D5.A7EFA72C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > >
    > > > On Sat, 15 May 2004 03:34:32 +0100, Dougal <bigron@klanmeetings.co.uk>
    > > > wrote:
    > > >
    > > > >>The Luxembourg border patrol can be very affectionate when it wants

    to
    > > >
    > > > >>be.
    > > > >
    > > > >What exactly where you doing in Luxembourg? You weren't drug

    running
    > > > >were you?
    > > >
    > > > Luxembourg: A Collective of cyborgs in Belgium who say "Resistance is
    > > > futile".

    > >
    > > The Vogon in Itch-hikers Guide actually said 'useless' - and he was the
    > > spitting image of our ex- housing exec Councillor, Charlie Hedges.

    Bleedin
    > > crook he was!

    >
    > I was referring to the Borg of Star Trek.
    >

    Ohhh! Them William Gibsonish things!

    Bought a couple of his books including Neuromancer a few tile years ago -
    got half-way through it and threw both of them away. They'd been written for
    nasty little acting-tough -type youngsters who like everything extreme in
    the extreme, riddled with nasty social sub-divisions each with its own
    tranche of pier-pressure and everything very gory! YUK!

    Anyway. I'm gonna build a model Borg ship as a kinetic sculpture when I get
    my workshop sorted out and a small well ding machine. I've got a huge
    quantity of motors, Solly Noids and other electronic and mechanical
    components and materials and I intend to have it full of lamps, LEDs and
    moving parts so that it reacts to its environment - sound - light - movement
    detected ultrasonically. That sort of thing.

    Then when I have visitors, I'll not tell em about it, show em into the
    living room and let it scare them!!
     

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