Re: 1/23 Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Greg Evans wrote:

    > J. A. Mc. wrote:
    > > On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
    > >> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote
    > >> in
    > >>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
    > >>>> "Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
    > >>>> news:2unehsF29b8ksU1@uni-berlin.de...
    > >>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
    > >>>>>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
    > >>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > >>>>
    > >>>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
    > >>>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
    > >>>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
    > >>>>>>> should
    > >>>>>>> have pulled himself together!
    > >>>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
    > >>>>>> mans
    > >>>>>> name is Rod.
    > >>>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some sort
    > >>>>> of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
    > >>>> Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did it.
    > >>>> Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
    > >>>> inhaler
    > >>>> either.
    > >>> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.
    > >> No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him that I
    > >> wasn't pulled that way.

    > >
    > > You prefer feathers ... ???

    >
    > Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it a
    > draw?


    Pillow: Medicine on the ground.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:4796FCA7.3A02C623@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    > Greg Evans wrote:
    >
    > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
    > > > On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
    > > >> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote
    > > >> in
    > > >>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
    > > >>>> "Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
    > > >>>> news:2unehsF29b8ksU1@uni-berlin.de...
    > > >>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
    > > >>>>>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
    > > >>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > >>>>
    > > >>>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
    > > >>>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
    > > >>>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
    > > >>>>>>> should
    > > >>>>>>> have pulled himself together!
    > > >>>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
    > > >>>>>> mans
    > > >>>>>> name is Rod.
    > > >>>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some sort
    > > >>>>> of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
    > > >>>> Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did it.
    > > >>>> Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
    > > >>>> inhaler
    > > >>>> either.
    > > >>> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.
    > > >> No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him that I
    > > >> wasn't pulled that way.
    > > >
    > > > You prefer feathers ... ???

    > >
    > > Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it a
    > > draw?

    >
    > Pillow: Medicine on the ground.


    Entablature: Medicine for chickens around the edge of a roof.
     
  3. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
    news:pV1mj.2378$PN2.814@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
    >
    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:4796FCA7.3A02C623@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > Greg Evans wrote:
    > >
    > > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
    > > > > On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
    > > > >> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote
    > > > >> in
    > > > >>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
    > > > >>>> "Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
    > > > >>>> news:2unehsF29b8ksU1@uni-berlin.de...
    > > > >>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
    > > > >>>>>> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
    > > > >>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > > >>>>
    > > > >>>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
    > > > >>>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
    > > > >>>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
    > > > >>>>>>> should
    > > > >>>>>>> have pulled himself together!
    > > > >>>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
    > > > >>>>>> mans
    > > > >>>>>> name is Rod.
    > > > >>>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some sort
    > > > >>>>> of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
    > > > >>>> Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did it.
    > > > >>>> Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
    > > > >>>> inhaler
    > > > >>>> either.
    > > > >>> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.
    > > > >> No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him that I
    > > > >> wasn't pulled that way.
    > > > >
    > > > > You prefer feathers ... ???
    > > >
    > > > Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it a
    > > > draw?

    > >
    > > Pillow: Medicine on the ground.

    >
    > Entablature: Medicine for chickens around the edge of a roof.
    >

    Gable End: A ringing homosexual's arse!
     

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