Re: 03/04/05 Puns

180 days since September 30.

 

100 days to 7/7.

 

100 days to 7/7.

 

385 days to Easter Monday 2009.

 

385 days to Easter Monday 2009.

 

40 days since President's Day.

 

40 days since President's Day.

 

nemo wrote:

> Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message
> news:6v1uqv0e716tm5aer6vovenh2rc3k9eauv@4ax.com...
> > On Sun, 09 Nov 2003 18:07:06 GMT, "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message
> > >news:rsssqvgc6rpdv08kegbu24nrgtirre0jf2@4ax.com...
> > >>
> > >> College of Marine Biology - schools of fish!
> > >
> > >Ditto for Cetaceans: University of Wales.
> > >
> >
> > Thanks for baleen me out.
>
> that's all "Right"

Can you Pilot me through the great Blue sea?

 

nemo wrote:

> Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message
> news:6v1uqv0e716tm5aer6vovenh2rc3k9eauv@4ax.com...
> > On Sun, 09 Nov 2003 18:07:06 GMT, "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet>
> > wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message
> > >news:rsssqvgc6rpdv08kegbu24nrgtirre0jf2@4ax.com...
> > >>
> > >> College of Marine Biology - schools of fish!
> > >
> > >Ditto for Cetaceans: University of Wales.
> > >
> >
> > Thanks for baleen me out.
>
> that's all "Right"

Can you Pilot me through the great Blue sea?

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:47EEDEB7.C248FCB9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message
> > news:6v1uqv0e716tm5aer6vovenh2rc3k9eauv@4ax.com...
> > > On Sun, 09 Nov 2003 18:07:06 GMT, "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > >Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message
> > > >news:rsssqvgc6rpdv08kegbu24nrgtirre0jf2@4ax.com...
> > > >>
> > > >> College of Marine Biology - schools of fish!
> > > >
> > > >Ditto for Cetaceans: University of Wales.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Thanks for baleen me out.
> >
> > that's all "Right"
>
> Can you Pilot me through the great Blue sea?

Nope. But you'd have a whale of a time anyway! - or two.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:47EEDEB7.C248FCB9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message
> > news:6v1uqv0e716tm5aer6vovenh2rc3k9eauv@4ax.com...
> > > On Sun, 09 Nov 2003 18:07:06 GMT, "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > >Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message
> > > >news:rsssqvgc6rpdv08kegbu24nrgtirre0jf2@4ax.com...
> > > >>
> > > >> College of Marine Biology - schools of fish!
> > > >
> > > >Ditto for Cetaceans: University of Wales.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Thanks for baleen me out.
> >
> > that's all "Right"
>
> Can you Pilot me through the great Blue sea?

Nope. But you'd have a whale of a time anyway! - or two.

 

130 days to 08/08/08.

 

130 days to 08/08/08.

 

Bob Crowley wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:<40FDD547.478B0341@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > Syringe: A needle knight.
>
> Lancelot - knight who likes blood letting.

Sermon: Priest knight.

 

Bob Crowley wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:<40FDD547.478B0341@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > Syringe: A needle knight.
>
> Lancelot - knight who likes blood letting.

Sermon: Priest knight.

 

Mos wrote:

> Bill Colmers wrote:
> > "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in message
> > news:c682po$su5$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
> >>
> >
> >>>>>> oook?
> >>>>>
> >>>>> OOOK!
> >>>>
> >>>> EEEEK!!!
> >>>
> >>> Och!
> >>
> >> Aye.
> >
> > Ting tang,
> > walla walla bing bang.
> >
> > Bill
> > The Witchdoctor
>
> I always thought she was the poon tang
> we all wanna bang.

Gaping: Homosexual Chinese.

Pi Ping: 3.1415926.... Chinese.

 

Mos wrote:

> Bill Colmers wrote:
> > "Pollywolly" <polly@atjfaq.com> wrote in message
> > news:c682po$su5$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
> >>
> >
> >>>>>> oook?
> >>>>>
> >>>>> OOOK!
> >>>>
> >>>> EEEEK!!!
> >>>
> >>> Och!
> >>
> >> Aye.
> >
> > Ting tang,
> > walla walla bing bang.
> >
> > Bill
> > The Witchdoctor
>
> I always thought she was the poon tang
> we all wanna bang.

Gaping: Homosexual Chinese.

Pi Ping: 3.1415926.... Chinese.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3FD033DF.8FAC27D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Forecast: 4 actors.
> >
> > Outcast: Gay actor who has left the closet.
> >
> > Overcast: Cloudy actors.
> >
> Telecast: Greek actors a long way away.

Casting: Bell actors.

Subplot: Grave of a merman or mermaid.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3FD033DF.8FAC27D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Forecast: 4 actors.
> >
> > Outcast: Gay actor who has left the closet.
> >
> > Overcast: Cloudy actors.
> >
> Telecast: Greek actors a long way away.

Casting: Bell actors.

Subplot: Grave of a merman or mermaid.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:443F5464.E5A4AA36@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:443CE26A.92E48C4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:40E90051.3F97FDB5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:4041E45F.FE7DDE65@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > > > Beechwood: Sandy trees.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Box Elder: What they made gramps casket out of.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Karl Marx Roses: First Red Roses.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Redwood: Very tall trees much loved by environmentalists.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Readwood: A book.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Statice: Very high ranking flowers.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Sycamore: Don't want another bite.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Sycamore: What Valerie Harper said about reuniting with Mary
> > > > Tyler
> > > > > > > > Moore.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Hornbeam: Wife's expression when she sees the results of her
> > > > husband
> > > > > taking
> > > > > > > Viagra!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hawthorne: Laughing prickly plants.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Mulberry: A berry on which kids see all sorts of weird animals.
> > > > >
> > > > > I hope the Germans harbour no grudges about Mulberry.
> > > > >
> > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulberry_Harbour
> > > > >
> > > > > (I've put the URL beak horse if the film about capturing the Enigma
> > > > machine
> > > > > is anything to go by, most of you yEncs probably think you invented
> > > > this
> > > > > too!)
> > > >
> > > > Enigma: Mysterious female parent.
> > >
> > > I don't know what gma is, so I can't tell whether I've got eni gma or
> not.
> >
> > Enig Ma!
> >
> Enig Dad?

Magma: Mother of lava.