Re: 03/04/05 Puns

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:3D71ED48.4B23CD5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > Tim puns and nemo's Fan Queue munched.
> > >
> > > > Dungeoness: Female gaoler (US: jailer) Two peoples divided by a
> common
> > > > whassname, er, thingy, er, oojimaflip . . .
> > > >
> > > > Empire: Big burning heap of typographical standard spaces.
> > > >
> > > > Umpire: A big burning heap of electrical sub-stations.
> > > >
> > > > Bison: What you cook a podding in.
> > > >
> > > > Pudding Bison: A pregnant one. (UK slang for pregnant: being in
> the
> > Pudding
> > > > Club) two peoples div . . oh, sod it!
> > > >
> > > > What's a Hindu? It lays iggs! (Noah Fence.)
> > > >
> > > > Anyway, I havn't got time to stay here and try to curry powder
> with you
> > . .
> > > > . Imhoff!
> > >
> > > Antidote: An ant that cures poison victims.
> >
> > And farm animals:
> >
> > Antidote and mares eat oats and little lambs eat ivy -
> > Diddlyum dedoo then they die! Ivy's poisonous.
> > >
> > > Aspie: A urinating donkey.
> >
> > Osprey: Urinating equine
> > >
> > > Biplane: An aircraft that mates with both genders.
> > >
> > > Deacon: A criminal demon.
> > >
> > > D. Mon: Between D. Sun and D. Tues.
> > >
> > > D. Tain: A demon prison guard.
> > >
> > > Enormous: A very big rodent.
> >
> > Unanimous: Agreement at a rodents' Union Meeting
> > Merry Christ Mouse: Rodent under the mistletoe with a paper hat on and
>
> > drunk.
> > Hip a pot a mouse: A 60s rodent with a spliff saying, "Hey. Like
> squeak,
> > man!"
> > Momser mouses: Mousebegotten.
> > Leader of Italian mice years ago: Mousolini.
> > Rodent with painted-on mouse-tache: Groucho Mousx.
> > Rodent who's forgotten his name: Anonymouse.
> > What rodents put in their ham sandwiches: Mousetard.
> > Diesel Doopher nough!
> > >
> > > Giant: Very big ant.
> > >
> > > Gigantic: Very big tick.
> > >
> > > Incredible: An unbelievable male cow.
> > >
> > And if your criminal demon becomes radio-active, he has to be Deacon
> > taminated.
>
> A Cardinal Sin!

What about Cardinal Law who covered up for all those US Catholic P Dough
File priests?

At the time, even the Pope threatened to excommunicate anyone who mentioned
them or gave evidence. You sure you chose the right religion, Tim?

 

260 days to 07/08/09.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:425A21DA.CF70D348@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41870B1C.59BFC067@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > So then, Larry Krzewinski turns to the guy and says:
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>You mean 20 years old with hair and without Doreen? No

can
> do.
> > > > >>>>>>>>Doreen has hair. It's just not obvious with all the
curlers.
> > > > >>>>>>>For your sake I hope that you're talking about the hair
on her
> > > head!
> > > > >>>>>>Of course! Now, the curler iron, well that's a different
story.
> > > > >>>>>>I'll never let myself run out of Viagra again!
> > > > >>>>>Weren't you even a little curious when Doreen asked for
that
> > > vibrating
> > > > >>>>>curling iron for Christmas?
> > > > >>>>She told me it would improve her head.
> > > > >>>Orally?
> > > > >>O'Really!
> > > > >>(Her roommate Aura Lee was Irish)
> > > > >
> > > > >See, my post was supposed to taken as ambiguously as possible.
I
> > > > >guess that you can't win 'em all.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: After the bell.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: Mailed bell.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: Bell on the Internet.
> > > >
> > > > Watcher: Knight of security.
> > >
> > > Cross-post: Angry poison-pen letters.
> >
> > Mousy: Ocean of rodents.
> >
> > Mouser: Rodent knight.
>
> Enormouse: A rat.
>
> Moustafa Decko: An Arabic peeping-tom rodent.

Poison: Male offspring of Poi.

 

Terry wrote:

> Sometimes five points of fakeness just doesn't seem to be enough. As
> such, here's five more reasons that Minneapolis needs to get real about
> itself. You can spell 'Minneapolis' without 'hypocrite', but that
> doesn't mean the two aren't connected.
>
> 1. Entitlement
>
> Everybody in this city seems to think that they deserve everything
> they've got and just a little bit more. We even passed laws to legalize
> and liscense people to panhandle. Every offramp in the city is crowded
> with people carrying cardboard signs telling me that god loves me and
> that I should help them out with just a little money. I can't walk down
> Lake Street without someone telling me how their "car broke down - just
> trying to get a couple bucks for gas" or "just trying to catch a bus
> home". I've dealt with a lot of panhandling in other cities, but nowhere
> else do the people get so indignant when you don't want to give away
> your money. It doesn't stop at money, either. I can't light a cigarette
> in downtown without a couple of people immediately wanting one. What's
> mine is mine, but the people around here just can't seem to understand
> why I don't want to alter that arrangement.

I suggest taxing the panhandler's income!

> 2. Cosmopolitan and Accepting
>
> Anyone from Minneapolis will be glad to tell you about how racism and
> sexism and any other related ism are all very rare in Minneapolis. We're
> a melting pot of so many cultures, they say. But this city hasn't melted
> at all. Nobody thinks of Minneapolis as a hotbed of social divisions,
> but they are there and they are strong. This city may keep promoting
> itself as somewhere that everyone can get along, but there's still a
> black area of the city and a Hmong area of the city and a white area of
> the city and a gay area of the city. And those borders don't often get
> breached. All these insular little neighborhoods that make up the city
> and everyone's too afraid to cross over. Even downtown, where mixing of
> people is at its greatest, the divisions still exist. There the
> divisions are vertical rather than horizontal of course. The privileged
> walk through the skyways while everyone else is down on the street.
> Those walkways were designed to shelter Minneapolitans from the cold
> weather, not from people who are different than them.
>
> 3. Environmental Concerns
>
> We're lucky that Minneapolis really does have some of the cleanest air
> around. But are steps taken to preserve that air? Everyone drives
> everywhere in this city. The quickest way to go any distance is to take
> the freeway, after all. The mass transit in this city is a frequently
> bankrupt joke. It's going to be a while before we end up like Los
> Angeles, but we're moving towards that while LA is moving towards us.
> After so many years of knowing we have it good as far as the air quality
> is concerned, we barely pay attention to it anymore. One day we're going
> to wake up with a purple haze hanging over the city and wonder just how
> it got there.

Increase the gax tax and use it and my panhandling tax for mass transit.

> 4. Holding our liquor
>
> Minneapolis hasn't had bars open past 1am for very long. But it seems
> like even that "late" 2am closing time might be too much for a lot of
> people to handle. I won't go out on the roads anymore at 2 in the
> morning, and I try not to walk around outside either. Every night -
> especially the weekends - the streets are filled with people who can't
> calmly hold their booze at this hour. Downtown lights up with people
> wandering around trying to remember where they parked (as if driving was
> a good idea in their state). I've seen closing time in other cities, and
> the people were rowdy, but nothing like this. The whole city of
> Minneapolis is still reacting like a teenager who finally got their
> curfew extended. Suddenly they can stay out to what they consider late
> and they're making every use of it. Maybe the teenager that is
> Minneapolis wasn't quite ready for a later curfew.

Increase the liquor tax, and use it for mass transit.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4508DEF0.F4BD36B7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44A78FCB.A3994DC4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:44A628B4.62CAEF41@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Acidity: Tea that dissolves.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Atomicity: Nuclear tea or city.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Batty: Tea that makes one an insane flying mammal.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Bitty: Tea of small computer files.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Catty: Feline tea.
> > > > >
> > > > > Catty Meringue: Twin-hulled maliciously sarcastic confection made of
> > > baked
> > > > > egg white and sugar.
> > > >
> > > > Lemming Meringue Pie: Pie that commits suicide.
> > >
> > > Only if your oven is at the top of a cliff!
> > >
> > > Belly ache from eating far too many cakes made from baked egg white and
> > > sugar: Meringitis.
> >
> > Hygien-Nick: A very clean man.
> >
>
> Is he using HibiScrub - or the 1950s/60s version, HippyScrub?
>
> http://www.medisave.co.uk/hibiscrub-500ml-bottle-p-296.html
>
> Book Title: "Disease Outbreaks in Hospitals Caused by Mutated Bacteria" by
> Emma Reece-Hay.
>
> I'm carrying it. Had to use Hibiscrub and a nose ointment before my various
> vein operation.
>
> Because I'm in and out of hospital routinely for blood tests and things,
> I'll carry on using these, although most people say I have enough nose
> ointment already!

Epide-Mick: Irishman who spreads disease.

Pandem Mick: Another such Irishman.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4260B7CE.86068EDB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > "Greg Evans" <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
> > news:<10bt4199ljo85f6@corp.supernews.com>...
> > > Mos wrote:
> > >
> > > > I did, but forgot to sign it.
> > > > Hope you can figure out it's from me.
> > >
> > > "If The E-mail Doesn't *Ding*, It's Me" ?
> >
> > E-mail: Internet armor.
>
> Jane Mail: She used to knit it.
> >
> > Eeker: Internet dog.
> >
> Sorry, no dictionaries indexed in the selected category contain the
> word
> Eeker.
> Perhaps you meant:
> esker (found in 24 dictionaries)
> eger (found in 11 dictionaries)
> emeer (found in 9 dictionaries)
> ever (found in 21 dictionaries)
> eyer (found in 8 dictionaries)
> egger (found in 11 dictionaries)
> e'er (found in 14 dictionaries)
> ewer (found in 15 dictionaries)
> eder (found in 8 dictionaries)
> emmer (found in 13 dictionaries)
>
> Very sensible Internet dog: Eekerlogical.

Esker: S shaped dog.

Emmer: M shaped ocean.

Elmer: L-shaped ocean.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:412D41E7.D7FC357D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:403079DB.99514920@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Asking: King of backsides.
> > > >
> > > > Awaking: King of Travel Agents.
> > > >
> > > > Banking: Explosives expert.
> > > >
> > > > Beacon: Buzzing criminal.
> > > >
> > > > Biking: A gay monarch.
> > > >
> > > > Braking: King of donkeys.
> > > >
> > > > Cracking: Drug lord.
> > > >
> > > > Flaking: Snow lord.
> > > >
> > > > Hiking: Lord of the mountains.
> > > >
> > > > Liable: Fibbing male cow.
> > > >
> > > > Liking: Satan.
> > >
> > > Baking: King Alfred.
> >
> > Basic: Diseased body of water that offshoots from the ocean.
> >
> > Classic: Ill group of students.
> >
> > Plastic: Stick made from an oil derivative.
>
> Sicut: A correct but unwell small Roman dwelling.

Hutton: 2,000 pound dwelling.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48FFF6C4.C1D086B7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4508DEF0.F4BD36B7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:44A78FCB.A3994DC4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:44A628B4.62CAEF41@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > > Acidity: Tea that dissolves.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Atomicity: Nuclear tea or city.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Batty: Tea that makes one an insane flying mammal.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Bitty: Tea of small computer files.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Catty: Feline tea.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Catty Meringue: Twin-hulled maliciously sarcastic confection
made of
> > > > baked
> > > > > > egg white and sugar.
> > > > >
> > > > > Lemming Meringue Pie: Pie that commits suicide.
> > > >
> > > > Only if your oven is at the top of a cliff!
> > > >
> > > > Belly ache from eating far too many cakes made from baked egg white
and
> > > > sugar: Meringitis.
> > >
> > > Hygien-Nick: A very clean man.
> > >
> >
> > Is he using HibiScrub - or the 1950s/60s version, HippyScrub?
> >
> > http://www.medisave.co.uk/hibiscrub-500ml-bottle-p-296.html
> >
> > Book Title: "Disease Outbreaks in Hospitals Caused by Mutated Bacteria"
by
> > Emma Reece-Hay.
> >
> > I'm carrying it. Had to use Hibiscrub and a nose ointment before my
various
> > vein operation.
> >
> > Because I'm in and out of hospital routinely for blood tests and things,
> > I'll carry on using these, although most people say I have enough nose
> > ointment already!
>
> Epide-Mick: Irishman who spreads disease.
>
> Pandem Mick: Another such Irishman.

B. Gorrah!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48FBD83F.5537C7E9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:
>
> > Bruce Atchison - author wrote:
> > > Hello pun people;
> > >
> > > Nemo stated the following statement, and they were all his own words
too:
> > >
> > > In the vitreous humour that I'm in now, I can't look at that with
sufficient
> > > detachment to find it funny and quite frankly, I wish it would just
floater
> > > way!
> > >
> > > All I can say is keep a lid on it, an eye lid that is. We're sure
having a
> > > ball withthese puns. Lense weight to the argument that puns aren't
the
> > > lowest form of humour, American sit-coms are. Oh Oh, I'll get the
lash for
> > > that one. By the way, I've stopped giving people dirty looks since I
> > > cleaned my glasses. What cornia jokes!
> >
> > Its good to see you having these frank, er ... I mean Bruce,
> > discussions. We seem to see eyeball to eyeball on this topic.
> >
> > > Sincerely,
> > >
> > > Bruce.
> >
> > Is your wife's name Iris?
> >
> > > Bruce Atchison is the author of When a Man Loves a Rabbit (Learning
and
> > > Living With Bunnies), an excellent holiday gift for
> > > animal lovers. Read more about it at the
www.bookadz.com/batchison.htm or
> > >
http://www.bookstream.biz/cgi-bin/bookstream/bookstore.cgi?overlord=Details&store_id=102
> > > pages. Also download and enjoy the MP3 tunes at
> > > the http://gideon.www2.50megs.com/music/iprices.html page.
> >
> > I see you are into animal husbandry.
>
> I Lid: Top covering of the Internet.

I still haven't fathomed out why people over there call it the Innerrned!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4260B7CE.86068EDB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > "Greg Evans" <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
> > > news:<10bt4199ljo85f6@corp.supernews.com>...
> > > > Mos wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > I did, but forgot to sign it.
> > > > > Hope you can figure out it's from me.
> > > >
> > > > "If The E-mail Doesn't *Ding*, It's Me" ?
> > >
> > > E-mail: Internet armor.
> >
> > Jane Mail: She used to knit it.
> > >
> > > Eeker: Internet dog.
> > >
> > Sorry, no dictionaries indexed in the selected category contain the
> > word
> > Eeker.
> > Perhaps you meant:
> > esker (found in 24 dictionaries)
> > eger (found in 11 dictionaries)
> > emeer (found in 9 dictionaries)
> > ever (found in 21 dictionaries)
> > eyer (found in 8 dictionaries)
> > egger (found in 11 dictionaries)
> > e'er (found in 14 dictionaries)
> > ewer (found in 15 dictionaries)
> > eder (found in 8 dictionaries)
> > emmer (found in 13 dictionaries)
> >
> > Very sensible Internet dog: Eekerlogical.
>
> Esker: S shaped dog.
>
> Emmer: M shaped ocean.
>
> Elmer: L-shaped ocean.

Fulmar: A sea bird who's drunk all the sea water.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:425A21DA.CF70D348@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:41870B1C.59BFC067@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > So then, Larry Krzewinski turns to the guy and says:
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>You mean 20 years old with hair and without Doreen? No
>
> can
> > do.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>Doreen has hair. It's just not obvious with all the
> curlers.
> > > > > >>>>>>>For your sake I hope that you're talking about the hair
> on her
> > > > head!
> > > > > >>>>>>Of course! Now, the curler iron, well that's a different
> story.
> > > > > >>>>>>I'll never let myself run out of Viagra again!
> > > > > >>>>>Weren't you even a little curious when Doreen asked for
> that
> > > > vibrating
> > > > > >>>>>curling iron for Christmas?
> > > > > >>>>She told me it would improve her head.
> > > > > >>>Orally?
> > > > > >>O'Really!
> > > > > >>(Her roommate Aura Lee was Irish)
> > > > > >
> > > > > >See, my post was supposed to taken as ambiguously as possible.
> I
> > > > > >guess that you can't win 'em all.
> > > > >
> > > > > Posting: After the bell.
> > > > >
> > > > > Posting: Mailed bell.
> > > > >
> > > > > Posting: Bell on the Internet.
> > > > >
> > > > > Watcher: Knight of security.
> > > >
> > > > Cross-post: Angry poison-pen letters.
> > >
> > > Mousy: Ocean of rodents.
> > >
> > > Mouser: Rodent knight.
> >
> > Enormouse: A rat.
> >
> > Moustafa Decko: An Arabic peeping-tom rodent.
>
> Poison: Male offspring of Poi.

Vegetable Poi? Steak and Kiderney Poi?

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:412D41E7.D7FC357D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:403079DB.99514920@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Asking: King of backsides.
> > > > >
> > > > > Awaking: King of Travel Agents.
> > > > >
> > > > > Banking: Explosives expert.
> > > > >
> > > > > Beacon: Buzzing criminal.
> > > > >
> > > > > Biking: A gay monarch.
> > > > >
> > > > > Braking: King of donkeys.
> > > > >
> > > > > Cracking: Drug lord.
> > > > >
> > > > > Flaking: Snow lord.
> > > > >
> > > > > Hiking: Lord of the mountains.
> > > > >
> > > > > Liable: Fibbing male cow.
> > > > >
> > > > > Liking: Satan.
> > > >
> > > > Baking: King Alfred.
> > >
> > > Basic: Diseased body of water that offshoots from the ocean.
> > >
> > > Classic: Ill group of students.
> > >
> > > Plastic: Stick made from an oil derivative.
> >
> > Sicut: A correct but unwell small Roman dwelling.
>
> Hutton: 2,000 pound dwelling.

Mutton: 2,000 pound dwelling for sheep or stupid scruffy dogs.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:44E93271.B4B7B4E7@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > Webby: Apine that spins webs.
> > >
> > > Wiser: Smart but sadder knight.
> > >
> > > Wiser: Knight who asks questions.
> > >
> > > Zebra: Article of clothing worn by striped female grazing animals.
> > >
> > > Zebu: The 26th ghost in the alphabet.
> > >
> > > Zebus: I missed ze bus this morning!
> >
> > Try a telescopic sight next time!
> >
> > >
> > > Transcendental: Transvestite dentists.
>
> Oh-Mick: Electrical Irishman.

It's them who are usually the brent or brunt of the joke:

What is it that's black, charred and smouldering and hangs from a light
socket?

An Irish electrician trying to change a light bulb!

 

170 days to Holy Saturday on April 11.

 

On Fri, 24 Oct 2008 11:00:37 -0700 (PDT), anim8 <3dgraphics@gmail.com>
wrote:

>
> Here's Sammy the dog wishing you a safe Halloween as only a dog
>would.
>
> I animated him speaking with Crazy Talk.
>
> http://revver.com/video/1267028/sammy-the-dog/
>
> Happy Halloween!
>
> Dave

"I animated"...I think you mean..."The program animated"

EON makes some pretty cool software though, don't they? Requires
nearly zero effort and understanding of what you're even doing and you
can create all sorts of hokey little effects molested videos that you
can than then throw around and use to try and convince random idiots
that you actually have some measurable level of skill and
comprehension in 3D facial morphing technology. *nods*

Here's a good representation of what you can do with EON's software:


The best use of this technology of course is in 3D facial recognition
software systems for use in security applications and such. Imagine
if your child gets kidnapped, if we had CCTV like they do in England
that was paired up with facial recognition software, you'd likely have
yer kid back in less than 24 hours.

That said though, the technology is not without its limitations. It
would be possible to use a mask that looked like someone else and to
then essentially frame them for a crime they didn't commit. At its
best, it's a great tool, but by no means the be all and end all
solution.


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Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
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"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

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