Re: 03/04/05 Puns

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At 12:50PM, Matthew Jerzyk, who was born on March 24, 1977, admitted
that he fraudulently and illegally voted in the 1992 Presedential
election, when he was 15 years old. A log of his posting is at the
bottom of this post.

Jerzyk's blog is here:

http://rifuture.org/blog/

Draft Al Gore Meeting
Filed under: Democrats, 2008 elections
Posted by Matt Jerzyk on Aug 02, 2007, 12:50 pm
Attention quixotic Democratic friends! The second New England Regional
Draft Gore gathering will take place this Saturday, August 4th in
Worcester at the Friends Meeting House (901 Pleasant St) from 11:00 am
to approximately 3:00 pm.

Come to meet and network with Draft Gore enthusiasts from around the
region, hear about the latest local and national Draft Gore news, and
learn about our plans to help get Al Gore on the national presidential
primary ballot!

I, for one, will not be there. I love Al Gore. I voted for him each
of the three times that he won the general election (?92, ?96, ?00).
However, I just believe him when he says that he will not run for
president. And, I am happy with all of the Democratic candidates.

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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote:

> Bruce Atchison - author wrote:
> > Hello pun people;
> >
> > Nemo stated the following statement, and they were all his own words too:
> >
> > In the vitreous humour that I'm in now, I can't look at that with sufficient
> > detachment to find it funny and quite frankly, I wish it would just floater
> > way!
> >
> > All I can say is keep a lid on it, an eye lid that is. We're sure having a
> > ball withthese puns. Lense weight to the argument that puns aren't the
> > lowest form of humour, American sit-coms are. Oh Oh, I'll get the lash for
> > that one. By the way, I've stopped giving people dirty looks since I
> > cleaned my glasses. What cornia jokes!
>
> Its good to see you having these frank, er ... I mean Bruce,
> discussions. We seem to see eyeball to eyeball on this topic.
>
> > Sincerely,
> >
> > Bruce.
>
> Is your wife's name Iris?
>
> > Bruce Atchison is the author of When a Man Loves a Rabbit (Learning and
> > Living With Bunnies), an excellent holiday gift for
> > animal lovers. Read more about it at the www.bookadz.com/batchison.htm or
> > http://www.bookstream.biz/cgi-bin/bookstream/bookstore.cgi?overlord=Details&store_id=102
> > pages. Also download and enjoy the MP3 tunes at
> > the http://gideon.www2.50megs.com/music/iprices.html page.
>
> I see you are into animal husbandry.

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nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3D71ED48.4B23CD5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > Tim puns and nemo's Fan Queue munched.
> >
> > > Dungeoness: Female gaoler (US: jailer) Two peoples divided by a
common
> > > whassname, er, thingy, er, oojimaflip . . .
> > >
> > > Empire: Big burning heap of typographical standard spaces.
> > >
> > > Umpire: A big burning heap of electrical sub-stations.
> > >
> > > Bison: What you cook a podding in.
> > >
> > > Pudding Bison: A pregnant one. (UK slang for pregnant: being in
the
> Pudding
> > > Club) two peoples div . . oh, sod it!
> > >
> > > What's a Hindu? It lays iggs! (Noah Fence.)
> > >
> > > Anyway, I havn't got time to stay here and try to curry powder
with you
> . .
> > > . Imhoff!
> >
> > Antidote: An ant that cures poison victims.
>
> And farm animals:
>
> Antidote and mares eat oats and little lambs eat ivy -
> Diddlyum dedoo then they die! Ivy's poisonous.
> >
> > Aspie: A urinating donkey.
>
> Osprey: Urinating equine
> >
> > Biplane: An aircraft that mates with both genders.
> >
> > Deacon: A criminal demon.
> >
> > D. Mon: Between D. Sun and D. Tues.
> >
> > D. Tain: A demon prison guard.
> >
> > Enormous: A very big rodent.
>
> Unanimous: Agreement at a rodents' Union Meeting
> Merry Christ Mouse: Rodent under the mistletoe with a paper hat on and

> drunk.
> Hip a pot a mouse: A 60s rodent with a spliff saying, "Hey. Like
squeak,
> man!"
> Momser mouses: Mousebegotten.
> Leader of Italian mice years ago: Mousolini.
> Rodent with painted-on mouse-tache: Groucho Mousx.
> Rodent who's forgotten his name: Anonymouse.
> What rodents put in their ham sandwiches: Mousetard.
> Diesel Doopher nough!
> >
> > Giant: Very big ant.
> >
> > Gigantic: Very big tick.
> >
> > Incredible: An unbelievable male cow.
> >
> And if your criminal demon becomes radio-active, he has to be Deacon
> taminated.

A Cardinal Sin!

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41959D11.C39F3C16@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > headdr wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:400CF148.6D64B8F5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Hauke Reddmann wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > I wanted to make some textil jokes, but they
> > > > > are hardly satinsfying. In fact, they are
> > > > > totally lam?.
> > > >
> > > > Textile: The writing on the walls and floors.
> > > >
> > > > Fabric: cloth walls.
> > > >
> > > Hostile: The stable floor.
> > > Most people dont cotton to textile jokes.
> > > I say, Linen let live!
> >
> > Bentile: Curved floor covering.
> >
> Benzine: A carcinogenic paperback periodic publication.

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