Re: 03/04/05 Puns

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On Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:06:57 -0700, Rev Turd Fredericks wrote these lies,
denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
obfuscations:
> Snarky's #1 Fan wrote:
>> PerfectReign wrote:
>>> Evan Platt turned on the Etch-A-Sketch and wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 15:10:12 -0700, PerfectReign wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> We've got the UPS systems under control, AFAIK. In January, we did a
>>>>> test,
>>>>> and found that each UPS (we have two) was running at 55% capacity.
>>>>> That wasn't good.
>>>> You need a new UPS.
>>>
>>> http://cgi.ebay.com/Holec-1000-kVA-Cummins-KTA38-G3-Mechanical-UPS_W0QQitemZ190257851024
>>>
>>> Wow, 1000 kVA - not bad.
>>>
>>> I think i wrote about it some months back. The Orange County data
>>> center is
>>> housed in a purpose-built one-story building with about 50,000 sq ft of
>>> floorspace.
>>>
>>> They have several UPS units onsite and a diesel generator with enough
>>> fuel
>>> onsite to supply the generator for two weeks. In addition, all air
>>> into the facility is filtered through both a water and HEPA filter.
>>>
>>> They also have onsite rations for up to 40 people for two weeks.
>>>
>>> When the sky falls - I want to be there!
>>
>> Gonna be hard to eat that food without water, the supply of which is
>> very likely to be interrupted in any disaster bad enough to require
>> people to live there for two weeks. Have they got a 3000 gallon tank of
>> drinking water, too?
>>
>> Or I guess they could all just drink each others piss. YUM!!
>>
>> And if the food runs out, they could start eating all the bucketfuls of
>> shit. No water == no toilet, you know, but people have to take a dump
>> SOMEWHERE. DOUBLE-YUM!!
>
> Presumably, "rations for 40 people for 2 weeks" includes water.

Several of those large bottles of water would do the trick, as long as
there's a water dispenser. BTW, have you met my fanboi yet? He's quite
devoted.

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