Re: 03/04/05 Puns

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nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:48EE96ED.CE35A311@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Plotting: Bell in a play.
> >
> > Presenting: Bell at Christmas.
> >
> > Preventing: Bell that avoids accidents.
> >
> > Providing: Bell that wins the bread and brings home the beacon.
> >
> > Putting: Bell at the golf course.
>
> Did it score a hole in Juan?

Sleeping extinct reptile: Dinosnore.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43668823.FF08FF30@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41822E90.CA4C74B5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Halloween Puns:
> > > >
> > > > SUB: Sports Utility Broom, flown by wealthy witches. I saw this pun
> in
> > > > a Mother Goose and Grimm 2 years ago.
> > > >
> > > > Pumpkin: Relative of a pump.
> > > >
> > > > Halloweenie: Hallowed out hot dog.
> > >
> > > Or what a very fat man can say without the aid of a mirror after he's
> lost a
> > > lot of weight!
> > > >
> > > > Booting: Ghost bell or ringing ghost.
> >
> > The werewolf baseball game was called on account of Moon.
>
> That's bluemoon ridiculous!

Boo-Z: Zombie ghost or drunken ghost.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48F033FF.385BA373@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:43668823.FF08FF30@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:41822E90.CA4C74B5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Halloween Puns:
> > > > >
> > > > > SUB: Sports Utility Broom, flown by wealthy witches. I saw this
pun
> > in
> > > > > a Mother Goose and Grimm 2 years ago.
> > > > >
> > > > > Pumpkin: Relative of a pump.
> > > > >
> > > > > Halloweenie: Hallowed out hot dog.
> > > >
> > > > Or what a very fat man can say without the aid of a mirror after
he's
> > lost a
> > > > lot of weight!
> > > > >
> > > > > Booting: Ghost bell or ringing ghost.
> > >
> > > The werewolf baseball game was called on account of Moon.
> >
> > That's bluemoon ridiculous!
>
> Boo-Z: Zombie ghost or drunken ghost.

E Knee Brie Ated: A cheese-lover with an onlone mid- leg-joint.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48EE9833.AAF45355@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:438AB0A3.E517BA56@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >
> > > > On Mon, 17 May 2004 12:49:34 GMT, Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >>>Actually, the devil never really did anything bad.
> > > > >>>He only put the temptation out there and let the
> > > > >>>fools decide. BTW: I did not click on the link,
> > > > >>>you devil, you.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>I am not the devil.
> > > > >
> > > > >What the Dickens are you saying Beelzebub?
> > > >
> > > > Alan's the devil. I'm just his helper.
> > >
> > > Does Alan have a Hell Mit or a Sat Tan?
> >
> > Might just have a helm. That's what the tin hat is called in heraldry.
> >
> > You can't steer a ship with it though.
>
> Have U ever seen R-Chie Bunker?

I've never seen R-Chie Bunk anyone!

 

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ur_droll wrote:

> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> news:dKV0d.23907$F73.14864@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> :
> : ur_droll <who.gives@fuck.co> wrote in message
> : news:wmu0d.1188$JQ4.76556@news.xtra.co.nz...
> : >
> : > "s to s" <s to s@thisisnotmyisp.net> wrote in message
> : > news:u3o0d.4589$ol.47182887@news-text.cableinet.net...
> : > : wots an usnet filter?
> : >
> : >
> : > press the alt, ctrl and delete buttons on yer keyboard at the same time,
> : > whenever you see a post from someone you don't want to read.
> : >
> : There's a better way that'll benefit everybody online too. Just go to "My
> : Computer", select your 'C' Drive, right click and hit "Format." All your
> : troubles will be over.
>
> I just tried that.... didn't work.... would ya be a sport and check
> to see if it works on your machine?

Format: In favor of floor coverings.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4507A3B1.4C6066B0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > "fredmiller@the.PC" wrote:
> >
> > > Buffalo Chilkat <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message
> > news:<92b3rv442f81ttg239d1q2d8l62jmpsk9s@4ax.com>...
> > > > I had a permanent falling out with my hair stylist, that's the bald
> > truth.
> > >
> > > He trimmed you in the wrong place ?
> >
> > Trimming: Chinese barber vase.
> >
> > Trimmer: Ocean of barbers.
>
> How the meat wholesaler ripped off the butcher.
>
> He delivered short bacon sides!

Did the law slice him up?

 

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