Re: 03/04/05 Puns

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nemo wrote:

> <big snip.
>
> Maxwell: Biggest hole in the ground containing water.

Does it make entropy go backwards?

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41146051.141CBB93@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:40AC80D1.A51DD791@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Marmoset wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Hear about the physician who left work early?
> > > > >
> > > > > They docked her pay
> > > >
> > > > Curate: Price of medicine.
> > > >
> > > > Operate: Price of surgery.
> > > >
> > > > Surgery: Medical knight.
> > >
> > > Curate: Measure of the success of medical treatments
> > >
> > > Anaesthetic: A flea that only bites those who profess great sensitivity
> to
> > > the beauty of art and nature.
> > >
> > > Beta Blockers: Drugs that stop people hanging up their carpets in the
> back
> > > yard and walloping all the dust out of them.
> >
> > Seerate: Price of a knight for sex.
>
> Seering agony: a bell tolling to indicate the result of him wearing a spiky
> armour condom!

Seering: A prophetic bell.

 

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