Re: 03/04/05 Puns

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Laos: A county of parasites.

Lapland: Where people run around a track.

Lapland: Land of cats.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F9196EE.891B7EF2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.
> >
> Baring straits - non-gay strippers.

How about a Baring Strait Jacket?

 

Re: A new record! - 1 attachment

"Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:bObBk.11269$Il.4209@newsfe09.iad:

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> "Bertie the Bunyip" <T@ld.you> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B1ED4C4D24ACpissupropeeh@208.90.168.18...
>| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:jESAk.19826$PK.14589
@newsfe04.iad:
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>| >
>| > "Bertie the Bunyip" <BtB@BB.not.aaaaaaa> wrote in message
>| > news:gb0s28$q5b$6@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in
>| >| news:4bRAk.10727$Il.10715@newsfe09.iad:
>| >|
>| >| >
>| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
>| >| > news:gaol9m$f9t$4@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>| >| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in
>| >| >| newsPPzk.11566$rV4.5443@newsfe03.iad:
>| >| >|
>| >| >| >
>| >| >| > "Viperdoc" <jninomi@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>| >| >| > news:nCPzk.337$Ei5.145@flpi143.ffdc.sbc.com...
>| >| >| >> What a moron- you can't even come up with a creative insult?
>| >| >| >> How
>| > weak
>| >| >| >> is that?
>| >| >| >>
>| >| >| >>
>| >| >| >>
>| >| >| >
>| >| >| > I wasn't trying to insult you. I just wanted to document how
far
>| >| >| > your head was up your ass.
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>| >| >| >
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>| >| >|
>| >| >| Not to worry. you can save it for volume 8
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>| >| >| Bertie
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>| >|
>| >| Or 9, I'm not fussy
>| >|
>| >|
>| >| Bertie
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>

Or 10

Bertie

 

"Mick" <#$$#@%%%.^^^> wrote in news:A_FBk.28762$rV4.9844@newsfe03.iad:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
> news:gb0rlm$q5b$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in
>| news:W8RAk.11460$PS3.6396@newsfe06.iad:
>|
>| >
>| > "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
>| > news:gavj88$bsc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>| >| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in
>| >| newsHDAk.13281$rV4.10225@newsfe03.iad:
>| >|
>| >| >
>| >| > "Bertie the Bunyip" <T@ld.you> wrote in message
>| >| > news:Xns9B1E100C68A01pissupropeeh@208.90.168.18...
>| >| >
>| >| > Pissy shot of your wife Butlipps, she's looked better.
>| >| >
>| >| >
>| >| >
>| >|
>| >| awww, another IKYABWAI poast.
>| >|
>| >|
>| >|
>| >| Lame, Maxine.
>| >|
>| >|
>| >|
>| >| Bertie
>| >
>| >
>| >
>|
>| Even lamer
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>|
>|
>| Bertie
>
>
>

and lamer again.


bertie

 

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