Re: 03/04/05 Puns

75 days since July 3.

 

Buffalo Chilkat wrote:

> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> message news:3FAC9C47.5A304D82@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do plumbers have pipe dreams?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or do they have wet dreams?
>
> Excerpt from a motivational speech I'm writing in advocacy of group
> sex, what do you think?
>
> I have a dream
> Buffalo Chilkat
>
> "I have a WET dream!
> A dream where ALL people, white, black, yellow and red,
> all people will COME together.
> I have a wet dream."

"I have a wet dream where all people of all races come together to go
swimming!"

 

"Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in newsHDAk.13281$rV4.10225@newsfe03.iad:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <T@ld.you> wrote in message
> news:Xns9B1E100C68A01pissupropeeh@208.90.168.18...
>
> Pissy shot of your wife Butlipps, she's looked better.
>
>
>

awww, another IKYABWAI poast.



Lame, Maxine.



Bertie

 

"Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:W8RAk.11460$PS3.6396@newsfe06.iad:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
> news:gavj88$bsc$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in newsHDAk.13281$rV4.10225@newsfe03.iad:
>|
>| >
>| > "Bertie the Bunyip" <T@ld.you> wrote in message
>| > news:Xns9B1E100C68A01pissupropeeh@208.90.168.18...
>| >
>| > Pissy shot of your wife Butlipps, she's looked better.
>| >
>| >
>| >
>|
>| awww, another IKYABWAI poast.
>|
>|
>|
>| Lame, Maxine.
>|
>|
>|
>| Bertie
>
>
>

Even lamer



Bertie

 

"Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in news:4bRAk.10727$Il.10715@newsfe09.iad:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
> news:gaol9m$f9t$4@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>| "Mick" <@_#`~#@.^net> wrote in newsPPzk.11566$rV4.5443@newsfe03.iad:
>|
>| >
>| > "Viperdoc" <jninomi@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>| > news:nCPzk.337$Ei5.145@flpi143.ffdc.sbc.com...
>| >> What a moron- you can't even come up with a creative insult? How weak
>| >> is that?
>| >>
>| >>
>| >>
>| >
>| > I wasn't trying to insult you. I just wanted to document how far your
>| > head was up your ass.
>| >
>| >
>| >
>|
>| Not to worry. you can save it for volume 8
>|
>|
>|
>| Bertie
>
>
>

Or 9, I'm not fussy


Bertie

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48CB516D.53FBEC79@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:433A3ECE.8764025F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > B-2: Bomber bee.
> > >
> > > B-4: A bee in front.
> > >
> > > B-9: Kind bee.
> > >
> > > B-10: Defeated bee.
> > >
> > > B-12: Very strong bee.
> > >
> > > Bedevil: Bee in Hell.
> > >
> > > Before: Bee #4.
> > >
> > > Befoul: Dirty bee.
> > >
> > > Befowl: Bird-bee.
> > >
> > > Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.
> >
> > Beatable: Four-legged platform what they eat their honey from off of.
>
> Bejabber: Apine sword.

Gom Jabbar: Sci fi version of same that's no longer there.

Praps the bee's been Roamin around Gladiol? pronounced by morons as
Gladioli!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:48CB526F.C10BFC8F@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
> > On Tue, 9 Nov 2004 00:27:53 -0000, "Raphael Kearns"
> > <raphael@kearns.fsnet.co.uk> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > >news:jX8gd.59654$i02.17236@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > >> CCTV: A channel than only shows gay programmes.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >GUMTV: A channel which outlines pitfalls of unprotected sex.
> > >
> > WEB-TV: Spidey's home!
>
> ABC: One apine TV network.
>
> BBC: Another apine network.
>
> CBS: Oceanic TV.
>
> ESPN: Telepathic TV.
>
> TNT: Dynamite TV.

TNT is tri-nitro toluene which is stable enough to leave it as the pure
chemical in its crystalline state. You gotta wallop it really hard to get it
to go bang and if you light it it just fizzles and burns slowly.

Dynamite is nitro-glycerine made less unstable by having wood pulp, chalk
etc mixed with it.

Just found this:

A high explosive, originally consisting of nitro-glycerine mixed with an
absorbent substance, now with ammonium nitrate usually replacing the
nitro-glycerine.

You can buy ammonium nitrate as fertiliser, but they mix it with a nancy
oxidising agent soze it won't go off bang. Spoilsports!

So they're both completely different, innit!

Get it?
Got it!
Good!

(Dan EK)

 

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