Re: 03/04/05 Puns

90 days to December 2.

 

75 days since June 20.

 

35 days since Neville Longbottom's birthday on July 30.

 

320 days to the 40th anniversary of the first Lunar landing on July 20.

 

300 days to Tunguska Day next June 30.

 

30 days to German Reunification Day on October 3.

 

290 days to June 20.

 

195 days to Saint Patrick's Day on March 17.

 

Seeking: Ruler of the 7 Seas.

Seeking: King who searches.

Seeking: Observe the male monarch.

Shaking: Vibrating king.

Shaking: Powerful king.

Shaking: King of earthquakes.

 

370 days to 09/09/09.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:412D4405.7EB5CF1B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Greg Evans wrote:
> >
> > > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > >
> > > >>>> Sure you don't mean "Wiley the Snake"?
> > > >>> Dunno. What'd he write?
> > > >> His name in the snow.
> > > >
> > > > I dunno if I'd consider that poetry.
> > >
> > > Well, I guess if his first and last names rhymed....
> >
> > Poetry: Trees that rhyme.
>
> Poem for the lonely:
>
> "Hello!"
>
> (Spike Milligan.)
>
> Blank Verse: Poem about George Bush's mind.

Reverse: Backwards poem.

Converse: Anti-poem or a criminal poem.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44F939D0.FAFBEDB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Shadyvale wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:395058EA.75ACDC0D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > snips
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > For example, if we start with the letter "A", then the next
> player
> > > > > would
> > > > > > > start a sentence with "B", then "C", etc. I shall start with
> the
> > > > > > > following sentence:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Anyone know any funny jokes about zombies?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > bugger off!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > --
> > > > > > Rick Lugg
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > Cheap kind of humor
> > > > >
> > > > > --
> > > > > Shadyvale
> > > > > "Goofy rules"
> > > > > If the world didn?t suck,we?d all fall off
> > > >
> > > > Drop dead......
> > > >
> > >
> > > Eternal flames will devour U
> > > Forever U will burn
> > > Go away before the Devil take U
> > > He will show no mercy
> > > I won?t stop him
> > > Jesus is no longer with U
> > > Killfile is ready for your visit
> > > Lucky for us if U get there
> > > Maybe U should try this in kindergarden
> > > Nobody there would mind , I guess
> > > Ooops , why am I writing this ?
> > > People may think I?m wierd(I am)
> > > Question is - how to prove it ?
> > > Run to your mama
> > > She will comfort U
> > > Then she will tell U I?m not wrong
> > > Unless I die first
> > > Victory is then mine
> > > Would U like a bet on this ?
> > > X-files got more humor than U
> > > You?re actually posting this in the wrong NG
> > > Zevs is my protector
> >
> > And now we return to the beginning, so
> > Be, all that you can be, in the
> > Canadian Army.
>
> The Canadian Army Canadia in all sorts of ways!

U were supposed to start with a "D".

 

David Reihmer wrote:

In article <4mj_d.23578$YD4.20085@newssvr12.news.prodigy.com>,
"Michael Balarama" <mbalar@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> was sent this:
>
> Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
>
>

It's not surprising when the local forecaster is feeling under the
weather, considering he's never been on top of it.
--

Forecaster: In favor of fly fishing (but why would anyone want to fish
for flies?).

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44F3D9A2.D9B22372@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42EBD0F8.73FB256C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > dobeygjr@yahoo.com wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Dont rein on my parade!
> > > >
> > > > Which land animals are the wettest?
> > > >
> > > > Raindeer.
> > >
> > > You missed a good 'un!
> > >
> > > Catarrh Music.
> > >
> > > By Tchaicoughsky?
> >
> > J Street: A street of blue birds, frequented by J walkers.
>
> . . all drunk on J walkers' whiskey?

K Street: Street of islands (See "Timothy of the Cay").

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44F3E09D.B5910F8C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > 12 days to California Admission Day.
>
> Admission Day: When they build another Methodist church.

Why Methodist?

 

"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:

> On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 11:09:50 -0800
> J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 22:20:34 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> > <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 09:53:19 -0800
> > >J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >> On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 02:02:01 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> > >> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating
> > >about:>
> > >> >On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 10:55:18 -0800
> > >> >"Jenni Saqua" <mara326no@spamnetscape.net> wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> >> When the weather is this cold, miserable, drippy gray I get
> > >pretty> >> unbearable to be around. Must be time to cybernate.
> > >> >>
> > >> >Hey, I've got nothing against Nate!
> > >> >
> > >> Good, then you'll be going back to Nate's Tour?
> > >>
> > >Yes, and they'll call, "Nate, your lover's here!"
> > >
> > So, you intend to be Nate's "yer all"? What whill Sheila do?
> >
> I feel sure that she will bare it well.

Bearring: Musical ursine.

Bloody: Demon circulatory fluid.

Circulatory: British Conservatives spinning around.

Needy: Demon body part in the middle of the leg.

Needy: Demon on welfare.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:441283E6.64C80C0D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Steve Jacobson wrote:
> >
> > > On Tue, 16 Oct 2001 21:08:25 -0400, Deb Hayes
> > > <troi@spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.spam.baked-beans.spam.and.spam.com> put
> together
> > > some random words that came up with:
> > >
> > > >One legbone met the other and said, "What's a nice girl like you doing
> > > >in a joint like this?"
> > > >
> > > >- justdeb
> > >
> > > The tibia got sick one day. It had kneemonia.
>
> You want to watch that. A stuck organ stop can ruin your whole performance!
>
> > A broken arm is not humerus.
>
> I had kneemonia once - before I even called myself that!
>
> After struggling to the doctor's having to hang on to railings walls etc. to
> keep on my feet, he said it was flu and sent me home! Luckily, I knew what
> to do and got over it OK.
>
> He was Doctor Lipman BTW - the utter pratt who took over from dear old
> Doctor Yale, the best GP in Warren Street, Hampstead Road and the world.

GP: Goblin urine.

 

Cobble: Male bovine street stones.

Cobra: Female snake apparel.

Coda: Father in a co-op.

Concern: Against a European particle accelerator.

Concert: Against lifesavers.

 

"Lonnie" <@_#~#@.^net> wrote in news:L8bwk.19973$3A4.15507@newsfe04.iad:

>
> "Mike" <nospam@microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:kZ9wk.563$sq3.245@trnddc07...
>>
>> That's because thinking doesn't come easy for you, Okie. It's not in
>> your nature.
>
> No it's not Mikey Mouth,


Good boy, Maxine.


Admitting it wil at least save you from a world of disappointment.

Bertie

 

"Lonnie" <@_#~#@.^net> wrote in news:tpdwk.36988$4s1.11690@newsfe06.iad:

>
> "Bertie the Bunyip" <AA@AA.AA> wrote in message
> news:g9rnci$4pj$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>
>>> No it's not Mikey Mouth,
>>
>>
>> Good boy, Maxine.
>>
>>
>> Admitting it wil at least save you from a world of disappointment.
>>
>> Bertie
>
> How clever, and Anthony snip!!!!!


Well, it was, in fact, clever, but it went right over your head anyway,
Maxine.




Most everything does.


Bertie