Re: 03/04/05 Puns

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
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> > On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 09:05:23 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > >> On Tue, 2 Dec 2003 18:11:47 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > >> <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> > >>
> > >>> mike wheeEler wrote:
> > >>>> In article <3fcb40b3$0$13498$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> > >>>> CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au, Sheila Dundee was looking at the world
> > >>>> oddly when:
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
> > >>>>>> On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 16:55:40 -0800
> > >>>>>> J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Q: why does an ocean going river get cold?
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> A: because it has a shore throat.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>> It's been delta short hand for keeping an open mouth.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Chemists will isolate the germ in a flu vial - you can bank on
it!
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> It's edimentary, it's a flu vial deposit on a river bank.
> > >>>
> > >>> It happens when you take a fork in a river
> > >>>
> > >> Best to go slough ... time marshes on at its own pace.
> > >
> > >Did you reed that somewhere?
> > >
> > It was in the empty room at the Riv. you let.
> >
> > Did you know that Koi have the best way to travel?
> > They use a carp pool.
>
> Carping: Musical automobile.

Carpurrettor: Fish/cat crossbreed that regulates the petrol supply to urine
gin!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> nemo wrote:
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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42EF05C1.5FF9529D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:4109B4F7.CCF18137@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Scamit: Con glove.
> > > > >
> > > > > Skimit: Low fat glove.
> > > > >
> > > > > Tim: Reverse glove.
> > > >
> > > > The obvious: Reverse glove on fire! )
> > >
> > > "The Obvious" doesn't look like a palindrome of "Glove On Fire".
Please
> > > explain.
> > >
> > Can't remember. I must have been Brahms and Liszt when I writted it!
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> Evolg doesn't look like a combusting glove to me!

A song for a very hot summer:

Fire's combusting out all over . . .

 

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