Re: 03/04/05 Puns

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44E9371E.76C794D4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4070FDCF.57C88883@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Allowing: A permissive bird.
> > > >
> > > > Blowing: A windy bird.
> > > >
> > > > Growing: Very big wings.
> > > >
> > > > Harrowing: Risk taking bird.
> > > >
> > > > Slowing: Bird that doesn't move very fast.
> > > >
> > > > Throwing: Bird from the big leagues.
> > >
> > > Spewing: A Fulmar. (look it up)
> >
> > Glowing: Radioactive bird.
> >
>
> It must have come from Wingscale!
>
> Or if he's got coal dust all over im too, Cellarfield.
>
> http://www.lakestay.co.uk/1957.htm

Ozon-Nick: Man who blocks UV rays.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:44E9371E.76C794D4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:4070FDCF.57C88883@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Allowing: A permissive bird.
> > > > >
> > > > > Blowing: A windy bird.
> > > > >
> > > > > Growing: Very big wings.
> > > > >
> > > > > Harrowing: Risk taking bird.
> > > > >
> > > > > Slowing: Bird that doesn't move very fast.
> > > > >
> > > > > Throwing: Bird from the big leagues.
> > > >
> > > > Spewing: A Fulmar. (look it up)
> > >
> > > Glowing: Radioactive bird.
> > >
> >
> > It must have come from Wingscale!
> >
> > Or if he's got coal dust all over im too, Cellarfield.
> >
> > http://www.lakestay.co.uk/1957.htm
>
> Ozon-Nick: Man who blocks UV rays.

Was he the bloke who provided parking meters for the lightning in the 'O'
Zone?

I love thunder storms me! That's why the highly in Genie arse ending tp
Asimov's 'Robots of Dawn' was marred a little by Elijah Bailey getting into
such a state!

He was certainly Fastolfe the mark in solving the case though!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:407A4444.40C7C50E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Admit: Glove advertisement.
> > >
> > > Admit: Mathematician's glove.
> > >
> > > Emit: Computer glove.
> > >
> > > Helmet: Satan's glove.
> > >
> > > Kermit: Green glove that hops.
> > >
> > > Limit: Constrictive glove.
> > >
> > > Omit: Glove that isn't there.
> > >
> > > Peppermint: Sneezing glove.
> > >
> > > Permit: Price of a glove.
> > >
> > > Remit: Put on your gloves again.
> > >
> > > Spearmint: Sharp glove.
> > >
> > > Submit: Neptune's glove.
> > >
> > > Summit: Mountain top glove.
> > >
> > > Summit: Another mathematician's glove.
> > >
> > > Testament: Biblical glove.
> >
> > Kermit: Frog's glove.
> >
> > Thermit: Very hot glove.
> >
> > http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=thermit in case you've forgot
> > already.
> >
> > Limit: Glove that fits all four extremities.
> >
> > Transmit: Unisex glove.
>
> Hermit: Woman's glove.
>
> Kermit: Canine glove.
>
> Purmit: Feline glove.

Purmission: Church for Methodist cats.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42EB6FF3.1740F7BA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:40B97096.66D91D8E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Fragmit: A glove in pieces.
> > > > >
> > > > Fragment: Cement after a hammer-blow.
> > > >
> > > > Fragmentation Grenade: Designed to blow Indians to bits. (Noah
Fence)
> > > >
> > > > Mills Bomb: What finally blew up a well-known Brit actor who did a
huge
> > > > number of excellent war films.
> > >
> > > Beamit: Buzzing glove, or a transporter glove.
> >
> > There's no Scottie to work it now. (((((((((
>
> Scottie: Beverage in a UK province?

It ain't there anymore. It got beamed up!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> Strange Lad wrote:
>
> > "NottNick" <nmm657xx@bellows.org.uk> wrote in message
news:c2q8ri$hcn$1@titan.btinternet.com...
> > > I've been a member of this group for a while now and realise I'm not
the
> > > only Nick.
> > > So I'm now NOTTNICK.
> > >
> > >
> > So am I
> >
> > Strange NotNick
>
> Nottingham: Not a pig.

Yes, but remember, Chippenham Wrexam!

 

150 days since my co-worker John's 53rd birthday on March 25.

 

235 days since New Years Eve.

 

25 days since my nephew Noah's 2nd birthday on July 28.

 

5 days since my brother Ben's 46th birthday.

 

65 days since the start of summer on June 20.

 

12 years and 2 months since 6/24/96.

 

484 months to 12/24/48.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:424E4B88.EC1DAA2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41F08AE0.2E1249C0@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On 26 Dec 2003 12:43:41 GMT, Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com>
> found
> these
> > > > > unused words floating about:
> > > > >
> > > > > >"Sheila Dundee" <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in
> > > > > >news:3feb81c7$0$18691$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au:
> > > > > >
> > > > > >> Michael Balarama wrote:
> > > > > >>> "JHines7734" <jhines7734@aol.com> wrote in message
> > > > > >>> news:20031225161625.19126.00001482@mb-m13.aol.com...
> > > > > >>>> My name is Quasimodo. Does that name ring a bell with
> you?
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> that gives me a hunch, I 'll get back with you.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> I dated an appealing bell buoy once but he tolled me I was

> too
> > > brassy
> > > > > >>:-(
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Really? I wouldn't ding so.
> > > > >
> > > > > She's been known to marker buoys for life!
> > > >
> > > > Marker: Writing dog.
> > >
> > > Highly tactile writing instrument: Felt Pen.
> > >
> > > Padded outdoor topless cell: Felt Pen.
> >
> > Are there detainees in that pen?
>
> You can't just detainees. You're not allowed to cut prisoners' legs
> up.

Hamstring: String of pig meat.

 

nemo wrote:

> Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message
> news:vo0as5scksg820@corp.supernews.com...
> >
> > "Kathy" <tnktkachuk3@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> > news:t4Ufb.4853$733.292864@read1.cgocable.net...
> > > Courier: They gave me the runaround.
> >
> > he could not scratch out a living
> >
> Who? An engraver or a flea exterminator?
>
> Sewer worker: Got fed up with being shat on by everybody.
> Postman: Didn't like delivery of de vans and de uniform.
> Producer: Went impotent.
> Snooker player: Suddenly realised the game was a load of balls!

Flower cleaner: Business wilted.

VX: A chemical weapon that affects vampires.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44336234.16DA94FA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Nick Bell wrote:
> >
> > > Renee writeth this ...
> > >
> > > I love cats. I prefer them to people.
> > > They don't clog the Interstate
> > > and they seldom vote Republican
> > > _________________________________
> > >
> > > I am definitely against giving cats the vote or letting them have
> > driver's licenses.
> > > Especially undocumented ones. And these days an election can be
won by
> > a whisker.
> >
> > Diebold: Very brave election workers.
> >
>
> Bloke unconscience on the ground.
>
> A cop asks what happened. A guy replies, "He's bold."
>
> "Waddayamean?" says the cop.
>
> "Somebody hit 'im on the head with a big heavy basin!" replied the
man.

Basin: A water inlet that transgress against God.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44336C54.8CE4B599@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:424E6046.A49B075B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > shelly <scouvrette@bluemarble.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:<Pine.BSF.4.56.0410140948050.58891@tesla.bluemarble.net>...
> > > > > on 2004-10-14 at 05:05 <vijaynats@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >It's my pleasure to stretch it longer!
> > > > >
> > > > > won't *somebody* think of the kittens?
> > > >
> > > > Kitten: The 10th do it yourself package.
> > >
> > > You can trip over these if you go out on a moggie day!
> >
> > Tool Kit: Cat that carries tools.
> >
> Cool Tit: Frozen songbird.

Commando: Soldier who orders pastry batter around.

 

Albright: A shining former Secretary of State.

Prancer: Reindeer knight.

Dasher: Another reindeer night.

Oncidium, on Prancer!

 

Cogency: Smart ocean.

Cogently: Smart Korean.

Convey: Against veys.

Cowling: Baby cow.

Cowing: Flying cow.

 

110 days to December 13.

 

10 days to September 4.