Re: 03/04/05 Puns

90 days to November 12.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42F8170E.532E6CBF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > mike wheeEler wrote:
> > >
> > > > In article <3FAB4D25.2E6EBA2C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
> > > > tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us, Tim Bruening was looking at the world
> > oddly when:
> > > > >
> > > > >Cancer: A knight of small metal containers.
> > > > >
> > > > Can diass: kodachrome slide rendition of a container of candy...
> > >
> > > Candy: A sweet can, between Can C and Can E.
> >
> > Can E bis is much more fun than Can D!
> >
> > Can A ry is more musical too.
>
> How very Can Knee!

Can Knee or Khan Tea? That is the question!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> herculles wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:<405D85A1.C95BD44B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > > herculles wrote:
> > >
> > > > Wasn't Fascination what Italy was under Mussolini in the Second
> > World War?
> > > >
> > > > bagelncreamcheese@hotmail.com (meat n potatoes) wrote in message
> > news:<1d7e07b1.0403190018.9101f20@posting.google.com>...
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:<40580B73.3EFD8719@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > > > > > Damnation: A country of mother deers.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Damnation: A country dependent on hydroelectricity.
> > > > >
> > > > > fascination.
> > >
> > > Tarnation: Nation of asphalt.
> >
> > Tim, you must be a Roads Scholar?
>
> I'm on the E-Road.

And when there's a hailstorm, you're on the Ate Rain?

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:411688D9.CDD734B8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:41142522.EC23632D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:4031CC8B.C0536FC5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > > Sexidecimal: Sex to the 10th power!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Saxadecimal: A Saxophone Dectet.
> > > > >
> > > > > Hexidecimal: Ten curses.
> > > >
> > > > Saxodecimal: Not a Norman Crumhorn Dectet.
> > >
> > > Quartet: 4 Vietnamese New Years.
> > >
> > That's very offensive! (Horrible memories.)
> >
> > Quimtet: Five lady musicians with their wedding tackle showing!
>
> Were you in Vietnam during the Tet Offensive?

Nope - butt a Tit Offensive would have been fun when I was working in Soho!

"Twelve luvvlygirls - completley nnnneykiddondersteyge!!!" All the 'callers'
said that and sounded all the same. And it was the same twelve girls too,
who were neither luvvly or completely neykiddondersteyge!!

Paul Raymond used to get away with it though in his Review Bar butt he was a
Mason. You could tell by all the sculptures in there!

 

nemo wrote:

> <dobeygjrg@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1103035825.797279.262730@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41BE9D5A.81FB991C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Q: why does an ocean going river get cold?
> > > > >
> > > > > A: because it has a shore throat.
> > > >
> > > > Floozy: Ocean with a cold.
> > >
> > >
> > > Q: Why was the beach wet?
> > >
> > > A: Because the sea weed!
> > >
> > >
> > > Q: How can you spot a Kosher beach?
> > >
> > > A: It has no foreshore.
> >
> > What did they say when they found E.T. washed up on the shore?
> > E.T. no foam home!
> >
> The best crack based on that was in some show or other - can't
remember
> which - where he picks up a public phone, says "ET phone home" and the

> operator says, "Very well. Please insert $600,000 for the first three
> minutes."

E.T.: Beverage on the Internet for aliens.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4254DFEE.27072734@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4253589E.AE640C0C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> > > > > news:425244B2.31775DB2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
message
> > > > > > > news:424E6046.A49B075B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > shelly <scouvrette@bluemarble.net> wrote in message
> > > > > > > >
> news:<Pine.BSF.4.56.0410140948050.58891@tesla.bluemarble.net>...
> > > > > > > > > on 2004-10-14 at 05:05 <vijaynats@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >It's my pleasure to stretch it longer!
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > won't *somebody* think of the kittens?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Kitten: The 10th do it yourself package.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > You can trip over these if you go out on a moggie day!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Tool Kit: Cat that carries tools.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Most workmen use belts made of saddle-leather these days. They
think
> > > having
> > > > > all those various tools at the ready in the proximity of their

> wedding
> > > > > tackle makes 'em look dead butch, ducky!
> > > >
> > > > Proximity: Glove near by.
> > > >
> > > Proximity Fuse: Glove exploding nearby. (Swunword.)
> >
> > Primitive: Low tech glove.
> >
> Gauntlet: A small Gaunt.

Hamlet: Small pig meat.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4254DFEE.27072734@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:4253589E.AE640C0C@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>
> > > > > > news:425244B2.31775DB2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
> message
> > > > > > > > news:424E6046.A49B075B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > shelly <scouvrette@bluemarble.net> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > >
> > news:<Pine.BSF.4.56.0410140948050.58891@tesla.bluemarble.net>...
> > > > > > > > > > on 2004-10-14 at 05:05 <vijaynats@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > >It's my pleasure to stretch it longer!
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > won't *somebody* think of the kittens?
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Kitten: The 10th do it yourself package.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > You can trip over these if you go out on a moggie day!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Tool Kit: Cat that carries tools.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > Most workmen use belts made of saddle-leather these days. They
> think
> > > > having
> > > > > > all those various tools at the ready in the proximity of their
>
> > wedding
> > > > > > tackle makes 'em look dead butch, ducky!
> > > > >
> > > > > Proximity: Glove near by.
> > > > >
> > > > Proximity Fuse: Glove exploding nearby. (Swunword.)
> > >
> > > Primitive: Low tech glove.
> > >
> > Gauntlet: A small Gaunt.
>
> Hamlet: Small pig meat.

A Comedy of Earers: Funny play about eaves-dropping.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42F529C2.A877132E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:424E585E.C01D098@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Combat: Aggressive bat.
> > > > >
> > > > > Combatants: Aggressive ants, including army ants and belligerents.
> > > > >
> > > > > Compliant: Docile ant.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Docile: Small area of land surrounded by water, where various
> > > > medicines are
> > > > stored.
> > > >
> > > > Unarmed Wombat: What they teach Australian commandos.
> > > >
> > > > Commando: Female deer in charge of a frigate, destroyer or
submarine.
> > >
> > > Doctor: Mountain top that heals.
> >
> > that's three
>
> 3 whatisis?

3 Chocisis would be better!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4256587C.FA910C0D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:41EB80CE.CC06256D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > So then "nemo" says to the guy:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >I played some Bustan Abraham loud once when his kids were using
his
> > > > > >floor/my ceiling as a trampolie and he came down and bashed on my
> > door
> > > > > >- until a broom handle misteriously emerged from the letter box
at
> > very
> > > > > >high speed and caught him right in the Solar Plexus! (^!^)
> > > > >
> > > > > What about the Lunar Plexus?
> > > >
> > > > The nearest thing he's got to one of those is right between his
ears!
> > It's
> > > > his Looney Plexus!
> > >
> > > Plexus from Lexus in Texas?
> >
> > You forgot Nexus - what a criminal hypnotists uses - confluence.
> >
> > And anyway - don't start doing exus puns. It'll just make your
D-Tractors
> > even more exus-perated!
>
> D-Orderant, D-Stink: Demons that remove bad smells.
>
> Darwin: What did Dar win in the game of life.

A spee cheese!

 

1197 days since 05/05/05.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4155CFCC.2937F2ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4041E45F.FE7DDE65@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Beechwood: Sandy trees.
> > > >
> > > > Box Elder: What they made gramps casket out of.
> > > >
> > > > Karl Marx Roses: First Red Roses.
> > > >
> > > > Redwood: Very tall trees much loved by environmentalists.
> > > >
> > > > Readwood: A book.
> > > >
> > > > Statice: Very high ranking flowers.
> > > >
> > > > Sycamore: Don't want another bite.
> > > >
> > > > Sycamore: What Valerie Harper said about reuniting with Mary
Tyler
> > > > Moore.
> > >
> > > Hornbeam: Wife's expression when she sees the results of her
husband
> taking
> > > Viagra!
> >
> > Hawthorne: Laughing prickly plants.
> >
> > Mulberry: A berry on which kids see all sorts of weird animals.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mul
>
> The things some peep hole use their PCs for!
>
> It was also a prefabricated WW2 harbour used during the D-day landings
- and
> British, d'ya hear? BRITISH!!!

Briton: 2,000 pound inhabitant of Great Britain.

 

fredmiller@the.PC <fred609@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:3361f1b9.0310221922.48fc1b59@posting.google.com...
> "nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
news:<skylb.123355$SJ5.53117@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > fredmiller@the.PC <fred609@webtv.net> wrote in message
> > news:3361f1b9.0310200333.5dbeb54@posting.google.com...
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:<3F93824E.8FE3D494@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > > > "fredmiller@the.PC" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:<3F919C43.F1EFB115@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>...
> > > > > > Rite Aid in Davis is stocking Halloween stuff in Halloween
> > Terror-Tory.
> > > > >
> > > > > Witch Rite-Aid ? I've searched like the Devil to find it.
> > > >
> > > > The one on Russell and Anderson in Davis, CA.
> > >
> > > On my way there ~ like a bat out of hell...
> >
> > . . with its arson fire?
>
> That was a sucker pun(ch) !

Sucker: Dog that gives blow jobs.

 

Harry Farkas wrote:

> I was walking the dog around the block when I noticed one of my
neighbors
> being driven in the back seat of his car. I looked at front seat and
was
> surprised to see that the driver appeared to be an Egyptian mummy.
Needless
> to say, I was a bit intrigued.
>
> When they parked the car and my neighbor got out, I asked, "Who's that

> driving your car?"
> "Oh, him?" my neighbor said, "He's just my desiccated driver."

Was this on Thirstday?

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:425A21DA.CF70D348@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41870B1C.59BFC067@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > So then, Larry Krzewinski turns to the guy and says:
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>You mean 20 years old with hair and without Doreen? No
can
> do.
> > > > >>>>>>>>Doreen has hair. It's just not obvious with all the
curlers.
> > > > >>>>>>>For your sake I hope that you're talking about the hair
on her
> > > head!
> > > > >>>>>>Of course! Now, the curler iron, well that's a different
story.
> > > > >>>>>>I'll never let myself run out of Viagra again!
> > > > >>>>>Weren't you even a little curious when Doreen asked for
that
> > > vibrating
> > > > >>>>>curling iron for Christmas?
> > > > >>>>She told me it would improve her head.
> > > > >>>Orally?
> > > > >>O'Really!
> > > > >>(Her roommate Aura Lee was Irish)
> > > > >
> > > > >See, my post was supposed to taken as ambiguously as possible.
I
> > > > >guess that you can't win 'em all.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: After the bell.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: Mailed bell.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: Bell on the Internet.
> > > >
> > > > Watcher: Knight of security.
> > >
> > > Cross-post: Angry poison-pen letters.
> >
> > Mousy: Ocean of rodents.
> >
> > Mouser: Rodent knight.
>
> Enormouse: A rat.
>
> Moustafa Decko: An Arabic peeping-tom rodent.

Poison: Male offspring of Poi.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41E60C1B.703E8CAB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "Alan B. Combs" wrote:
> >
> > > Untold riches. That is the goal of any self-respecting buccaneer.
> > > Gold, rubies, diamonds, bullion -- all are acceptable plunder for these
> > > thieves of the high seas.
> > >
> > > When the the ill-gotten gains are particularly good, many brigands will
> > > put their goods in a sack and swing the swag above their heads. Then
> > > they dance around in a little wiggle-waggle jig very similar to that
> > > adopted by many NFL players who have just made a touchdown.
> > >
> > > Indeed, it is most entertaining to watch a pirate shake his booty.
> >
> > Booty: Beverage drunk by a ghost.
>
> Boot Ox: The rear end of a castrated bull. Why do they castrate them? To
> show them who's bos.

Card Hider: Beverage that hides cards on your person.

Injure Jail: Beverage that sends you to jail.

Droft Sink: Beverage that makes you sink into the ground.

Drapple Ink: Beverage that can be used to write.

 

On Thu, 7 Jun 2001 18:30:01 -0500, "Robert E. Lewis"
<rlewis@brazosport.cc.tx.us> found these unused words floating about:

>
>KiltedJedi <kiltedjedi@usetheforce.luke> wrote in message
>news:MPG.1589eec7164671d09896b5@news.ntlworld.com...
>> In article <thu2p34anrtj16@corp.supernews.com>, mammal@watering.hole
>> Swats Darth Maul aside to say
>> > One Weird Dude wrote:
>> > > Time Machine: a clock. It tells time, don't it?
>> > Thyme machine: a wok.
>> >
>> Rhyme Machine: A poet
>
>Crime Machine: Getaway car.
>
>Mime Machine: silently imitate the motion of pistons and gears.
>
>Chime Machine: Westminster clock.

Dime Machine: Produces 10 cent coins.

Sime Machine: Makes people grow tentacles on their arms (read the
Sime/Gen series by Jacqueline Lichtenberg).

Slime Machine: Makes things icky.

Sublime Machine: Makes lime juice for mermaids.

 

In article <g878ab$cm0$1@aioe.org>, ~Z~ says...

> Attention, my fellow t.u.ri-ers and a.ri-ers, be aware that
> "CovvTseTung" has been adding in unrelated newsgroups to his postings
> here in an apparent attempt to rathole our discussions and our new
> newsgroup:
>
> alt.fan.notb

That's my home froup, and I'm a native Rhode Islander, so it *is*
related.

> alt.usenet.kooks

You're bucking for a k00k award, so it *is* related.

> news.groups

They (erroneously) created tur-i, and are responsible for this, so it
*is* related.

Ewe left out the 'Nose and the 'Flonk. Tsk, tsk.

Let me fixor thate for ewe.

> Cross-posting like this is one way trolls draw outside masses into
> newsgroups to pollute them.
>
> Be aware of his tactics if you choose to respond to him.

So, ewe don't respect your fellow Rhode Islander's ability to read a
simple froups line?

--

"Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

 

On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:32:31 -0500, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
got double secret probation for writing:

>CovvTseTung wrote:
>
>> In article <g878ab$cm0$1@aioe.org>, ~Z~ says...
>>
>>> Attention, my fellow t.u.ri-ers and a.ri-ers, be aware that
>>> "CovvTseTung" has been adding in unrelated newsgroups to his postings
>>> here in an apparent attempt to rathole our discussions and our new
>>> newsgroup:
>>>
>>> alt.fan.notb
>>
>> That's my home froup, and I'm a native Rhode Islander, so it *is*
>> related.
>>
>>> alt.usenet.kooks
>>
>> You're bucking for a k00k award, so it *is* related.
>>
>>> news.groups
>>
>> They (erroneously) created tur-i, and are responsible for this, so it
>> *is* related.
>>
>> Ewe left out the 'Nose and the 'Flonk. Tsk, tsk.
>
>This is unforgivable! Leaving out teh flonk?!? ~Z~ and his other flunkies
>must be destroyed!

What is even scarier, a bunch of them think the kewl kids all use a
single letter nym.

>
>> Let me fixor thate for ewe.
>>
>>> Cross-posting like this is one way trolls draw outside masses into
>>> newsgroups to pollute them.
>>>
>>> Be aware of his tactics if you choose to respond to him.
>>
>> So, ewe don't respect your fellow Rhode Islander's ability to read a
>> simple froups line?
>>



--

A Number 1, Grade A, Prime USDA 'Ratz
Accept No Substitute

 

Aratzio wrote:

> On Sat, 16 Aug 2008 17:32:31 -0500, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Tim Weaver <tmw99999@gmail.com>
> got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>CovvTseTung wrote:
>>
>>> In article <g878ab$cm0$1@aioe.org>, ~Z~ says...
>>>
>>>> Attention, my fellow t.u.ri-ers and a.ri-ers, be aware that
>>>> "CovvTseTung" has been adding in unrelated newsgroups to his postings
>>>> here in an apparent attempt to rathole our discussions and our new
>>>> newsgroup:
>>>>
>>>> alt.fan.notb
>>>
>>> That's my home froup, and I'm a native Rhode Islander, so it *is*
>>> related.
>>>
>>>> alt.usenet.kooks
>>>
>>> You're bucking for a k00k award, so it *is* related.
>>>
>>>> news.groups
>>>
>>> They (erroneously) created tur-i, and are responsible for this, so it
>>> *is* related.
>>>
>>> Ewe left out the 'Nose and the 'Flonk. Tsk, tsk.
>>
>>This is unforgivable! Leaving out teh flonk?!? ~Z~ and his other
>>flunkies must be destroyed!
>
> What is even scarier, a bunch of them think the kewl kids all use a
> single letter nym.

Then, there's only thing to do. Every post going to kooks, teh nose and teh
flonk must be x-posted into t.u.ri and a.ri.

But on second thought, they don't rank. Probably not worth the effort.

>>> Let me fixor thate for ewe.
>>>
>>>> Cross-posting like this is one way trolls draw outside masses into
>>>> newsgroups to pollute them.
>>>>
>>>> Be aware of his tactics if you choose to respond to him.
>>>
>>> So, ewe don't respect your fellow Rhode Islander's ability to read a
>>> simple froups line?


--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

CovvTseTung wrote:

> In article <g878ab$cm0$1@aioe.org>, ~Z~ says...
>
>> Attention, my fellow t.u.ri-ers and a.ri-ers, be aware that
>> "CovvTseTung" has been adding in unrelated newsgroups to his postings
>> here in an apparent attempt to rathole our discussions and our new
>> newsgroup:
>>
>> alt.fan.notb
>
> That's my home froup, and I'm a native Rhode Islander, so it *is*
> related.
>
>> alt.usenet.kooks
>
> You're bucking for a k00k award, so it *is* related.
>
>> news.groups
>
> They (erroneously) created tur-i, and are responsible for this, so it
> *is* related.
>
> Ewe left out the 'Nose and the 'Flonk. Tsk, tsk.

This is unforgivable! Leaving out teh flonk?!? ~Z~ and his other flunkies
must be destroyed!

> Let me fixor thate for ewe.
>
>> Cross-posting like this is one way trolls draw outside masses into
>> newsgroups to pollute them.
>>
>> Be aware of his tactics if you choose to respond to him.
>
> So, ewe don't respect your fellow Rhode Islander's ability to read a
> simple froups line?
>



--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992