Re: 03/04/05 Puns

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45B46F8E.BB01E98B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:426EE764.57648981@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Certain: A knight who is unwavering in his beliefs.
> > > >
> > > > Cerium: Transuranic Radioactive knight.
> > > >
> > > > Chimer: Musical ocean.
> > > >
> > > > Claimer: Ceramic ocean.
> > > >
> > > > Comer: Ocean in sexual climax.
> > > >
> > > > Crescendo: Musical female deer, sister of Doping, Dosing, and Doting.
> > > >
> > > > Dalhmer: Ocean of serial killers.
> > >
> > > Merder: The crime of killing someone for posting far too many ocean
> puns!
> >
> > A salt and battery?
>
> Yup. That's DEACtion you might have to take.

Summer Salt: Sodium Chlorine that makes you flip.

Winter Pepper: Cold weather that makes you sneeze.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4795A346.9A0F124B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:45B46F8E.BB01E98B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:426EE764.57648981@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Certain: A knight who is unwavering in his beliefs.
> > > > >
> > > > > Cerium: Transuranic Radioactive knight.
> > > > >
> > > > > Chimer: Musical ocean.
> > > > >
> > > > > Claimer: Ceramic ocean.
> > > > >
> > > > > Comer: Ocean in sexual climax.
> > > > >
> > > > > Crescendo: Musical female deer, sister of Doping, Dosing, and
Doting.
> > > > >
> > > > > Dalhmer: Ocean of serial killers.
> > > >
> > > > Merder: The crime of killing someone for posting far too many ocean
> > puns!
> > >
> > > A salt and battery?
> >
> > Yup. That's DEACtion you might have to take.
>
> Summer Salt: Sodium Chlorine that makes you flip.
>
> Winter Pepper: Cold weather that makes you sneeze.
>
Vin agar: Wine made from seaweed gelatin.

It's very good for the voice, so you sing first, and isinglass.

 

Kathy wrote:

> "Buffalo Chilkat" <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message
> news:3ggorvsdr7n6uuh45srdf2vm5gtqf0c30c@4ax.com...
> > Kathy wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > >news:MCPub.27404$qu.7789@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > >>
> > >> fredmiller@the.PC ?Z <FRED609@webtv.net> wrote in message
> > >> news:1660-3FBB0A8B-487@storefull-2375.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> > >> > nemo@naughtylass2.wet (nemo) wrote :
> > >> >
> > >> > Old MacDonald was dyslexic - E O I O E
> > >> > (Billy Colony)
> > >> >
> > >> > Silly burger!
> > >> >
> > >> > Nemo
> > >> >
> > >> > Silly AND stale old burger. You want flies with that ?
> > >> >
> > >> Don't tell me they've started doing Eccles Cake Burgers!
> > >>
> > >Nah, they merely signed the Maggot ? laCarta.
> >
> > That was a real quiller.
> >
> 'Twas a scroll in the park.

Scroll Ling: Ancient Chinese document.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:45D94CA0.3CB9EB82@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Snow Leopard wrote:
> >
> > > "Sir F. A. Rien" <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > news:dub1o29od8ojchkunjtoih54l4n7c7u8ov@4ax.com...
> > > > On 13 Dec 2006 19:03:47 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com>
> found
> > > > these unused words floating about:
> > > >
> > > >>On 13 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.fashion and heard
> > > >>Snuhwolf cry out in news:20061213080358.6c0a78cf@vector...
> > > >>
> > > >>> On 12 Dec 2006 17:45:38 GMT
> > > >>> ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
> > > >>>
> > > >>>> On 12 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.fashion and heard
> Tim
> > > >>>> Bruening cry out in news:457E8D81.84D22EBD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> >
> > > >>>> >
> > > >>>> > "Smrgol };>~" wrote:
> > > >>>> >
> > > >>>> >> This day, 02/02/2000 is the FIRST day without an odd number
> > > >>>> >> in the date since 08/28/0888.
> > > >>>> >> (Note "first")
> > > >>>> >>
> > > >>>> >> 11/19/1999, was the last date with only odd numbers till
> > > >>>> >> 11/11/3111.
> > > >>>> >
> > > >>>> > Actually, I believe that the next all odd date will be 1/1/3111,
> or
> > > >>>> > January 1, 3111.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> how very fashionable!
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Keep your satanic numerology to yourself, Net Abuser.
> > > >>>
> > > >>
> > > >>shut up poo poo head
> > > >
> > > > 7734 - is that your magic number?
> > > >
> > >
> > > *looks at it upside-down
> >
> > Ah Hell!
>
> TTL: A very unpleasant place for old digital electronics engineers who hate
> breasts.

TLC: Tender loving ocean.

Ocean Nick: Man in the salt water.

 

"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 05:08:21 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Fri, 11 Jun 2004 17:06:06
> >-0700) J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> did appear within my Magick
> >Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did
> >polemicize thusly:
> >
> >> On Fri, 11 Jun 2004 18:08:56 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> >> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Fri, 11 Jun 2004
> >> >09:44:49-0700) J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> did appear within
> >> >my Magick Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory,
> >> >did polemicize thusly:
> >> >
> >> >> On Thu, 10 Jun 2004 19:32:36 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
> >> >> <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> found these unused words floating
> >> >about:>
> >> >> >What's bad for Britain is good for the World.
> >> >>
> >> >> They alwys did have the Angles.
> >> >>
> >> >But its the Saxon violins that put me off.
> >> >
> >> Norman has an Island. (well, with 1066 friends)
> >
> >In my email there Camelot of spam about that.
> >
> Norse the time to change the addy?
> Viking yourself punding the *delete* key?

Addy: One demon address.

 

"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Fri, 5 Mar 2004 08:57:40 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >> On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 14:07:48 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >> <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >>> Michael Balarama wrote:
> >>>> "David Reihmer" <simwah@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> >>>> news:simwah-ED5558.07430226022004@netnews.comcast.net...
> >>>>> The leprechaun's doctor told him he should not load too many
> >>>>> potatoes, due to his wee cart.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> (But he was pleased to note that his wife has a cute angina)
> >>>>
> >>>> that pun is a bit hard,
> >>>
> >>> Well, don't vessel with this thread in vein - just by pass it.
> >>>
> >> Looks like Angie O's plastered again ...
> >
> > I hole-heartedly agree!
> >
> ... and the beat goes on!

Beating: Buzzing bell.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:459B690D.C83680E4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Circuit Tree: Electrical tree.
> >
> > Consensual: Against sexual stimulation.
> >
> > Sly Ding: Foxy Chinese.
> >
> > Subgrid: Place to play underwater football. Anyone care to speculate on
> > how to play such a game? How would you pass or kick the football any
> > distance? How would you run the football?
> >
> > Roaming: Wandering vase.
>
> (sings again in a Scots accent . . )
> Roamin', in the gloamin, wih a lassy by ma side . . .
>
> Woof woof! Woofwoofwoof!

Lassy: Dog ocean.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:459B65F4.F88BFA34@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > What do witches eat by the sea?
> >
> > Sand-witches.
>
> And why is everything so gritty down on the beach?
>
> Because of all the sandwiches there.
>
> We used to have bread rolls with Gorgonzola cheese and Branston Pickle on
> the West Beach at Ramsgate on our annual holidays. Delicious!

Have you ever eaten a steamroll?

> There was/is a large breakwater there for heavily pregnant lady
> holidaymakers to begin their labour on as well.
>
> Happy daze.
>
> Gorgonzola: Emil's extremely ugly wife!

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:47984C7C.756E6AA5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> "J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 12 Jun 2004 05:08:21 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> > <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Fri, 11 Jun 2004
17:06:06
> > >-0700) J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> did appear within my Magick
> > >Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly supplicatory, did
> > >polemicize thusly:
> > >
> > >> On Fri, 11 Jun 2004 18:08:56 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> > >> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
> > >>
> > >> >
> > >> >Yea, verily, I say unto you that on this date (Fri, 11 Jun 2004
> > >> >09:44:49-0700) J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> did appear within
> > >> >my Magick Viewing Screen and, being somewhat pleasantly
supplicatory,
> > >> >did polemicize thusly:
> > >> >
> > >> >> On Thu, 10 Jun 2004 19:32:36 -0800, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
> > >> >> <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> found these unused words floating
> > >> >about:>
> > >> >> >What's bad for Britain is good for the World.
> > >> >>
> > >> >> They alwys did have the Angles.
> > >> >>
> > >> >But its the Saxon violins that put me off.
> > >> >
> > >> Norman has an Island. (well, with 1066 friends)
> > >
> > >In my email there Camelot of spam about that.
> > >
> > Norse the time to change the addy?
> > Viking yourself punding the *delete* key?
>
> Addy: One demon address.

Advertisement: Something that persuades people to buy extra grass, peas,
cabbages etc.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:47984AA3.966384AE@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> Kathy wrote:
>
> > "Buffalo Chilkat" <mammal@watering.hole> wrote in message
> > news:3ggorvsdr7n6uuh45srdf2vm5gtqf0c30c@4ax.com...
> > > Kathy wrote:
> > >
> > > >
> > > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > >news:MCPub.27404$qu.7789@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > >>
> > > >> fredmiller@the.PC ?Z <FRED609@webtv.net> wrote in message
> > > >> news:1660-3FBB0A8B-487@storefull-2375.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> > > >> > nemo@naughtylass2.wet (nemo) wrote :
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Old MacDonald was dyslexic - E O I O E
> > > >> > (Billy Colony)
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Silly burger!
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Nemo
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Silly AND stale old burger. You want flies with that ?
> > > >> >
> > > >> Don't tell me they've started doing Eccles Cake Burgers!
> > > >>
> > > >Nah, they merely signed the Maggot ? laCarta.
> > >
> > > That was a real quiller.
> > >
> > 'Twas a scroll in the park.
>
> Scroll Ling: Ancient Chinese document.

Toyreh Willcox likes those.

 

35 days to Leap Day.

 

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:47984B3F.50F322FA@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:45D94CA0.3CB9EB82@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > Snow Leopard wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Sir F. A. Rien" <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:dub1o29od8ojchkunjtoih54l4n7c7u8ov@4ax.com...
> > > > > On 13 Dec 2006 19:03:47 GMT, ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com>
> > found
> > > > > these unused words floating about:
> > > > >
> > > > >>On 13 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.fashion and heard
> > > > >>Snuhwolf cry out in news:20061213080358.6c0a78cf@vector...
> > > > >>
> > > > >>> On 12 Dec 2006 17:45:38 GMT
> > > > >>> ThePsyko <thepsyko@itookmyprozac.com> wrote:
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>> On 12 Dec 2006 I stormed the castle called alt.fashion and
heard
> > Tim
> > > > >>>> Bruening cry out in
news:457E8D81.84D22EBD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>> >
> > > > >>>> >
> > > > >>>> > "Smrgol };>~" wrote:
> > > > >>>> >
> > > > >>>> >> This day, 02/02/2000 is the FIRST day without an odd number
> > > > >>>> >> in the date since 08/28/0888.
> > > > >>>> >> (Note "first")
> > > > >>>> >>
> > > > >>>> >> 11/19/1999, was the last date with only odd numbers till
> > > > >>>> >> 11/11/3111.
> > > > >>>> >
> > > > >>>> > Actually, I believe that the next all odd date will be
1/1/3111,
> > or
> > > > >>>> > January 1, 3111.
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>> how very fashionable!
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> Keep your satanic numerology to yourself, Net Abuser.
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>
> > > > >>shut up poo poo head
> > > > >
> > > > > 7734 - is that your magic number?
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > *looks at it upside-down
> > >
> > > Ah Hell!
> >
> > TTL: A very unpleasant place for old digital electronics engineers who
hate
> > breasts.
>
> TLC: Tender loving ocean.
>
> Ocean Nick: Man in the salt water.

CMOS I've heard those 2B4.

 

"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:

> On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 17:26:04 -0800
> J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 7 Feb 2004 11:18:58 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
about:
> >
> > >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > >> On Thu, 5 Feb 2004 11:25:01 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > >> <CorKa@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> > >about:>
> > >>>
> > >>> "headdr" <tmachler@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> > >>> news:mzxTb.7447$GO6.3502@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > >>>> news:953t101c2gi7dm3hu02q3dsekacbfkge08@4ax.com...
> > >>>>> On 02 Feb 2004 11:50:36 GMT, Dr Tormento <reply@togroup.com>
> > >found>>>> these unused words floating about:
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>> Hauke Reddmann <fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in
> > >>>>>> news:bvlcvn$85b$1@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de:
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Michael Balarama <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote:
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> "Palema" <palema.04@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> > >>>>>>>> news:Gd9Tb.13882$2%1.5470@newssvr24.news.prodigy.com...
> > >>>>>>>>> A Buddhist refused Novocain during a root canal because he

> > >>>>>>>>> wanted to transcend dental medication.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> that puns hits a nerve
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Who caries?
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> I dent know.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Denture in for a rough time ...
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> He countered with two expletives, a bicuspid.
> > >>>
> > >>> That was cutting ! We'll never bridge the gap now! :-(
> > >>>
> > >> They make variations incisor fitting anyone.
> > >
> > > If we amalgam ate will we get sick?
> > >
> > Nein, you'll be OK, but not nine.
> >
> After reading this, on my bike I sped away.

Megabytes: Computer dentists.

 

My dad has 2 K-9s.

K-Bull: Bull that transmits TV along wires.

KC at the bat.

KD.

K-GB: K that oppresses the other letters.

K-King: Leader of the Circle Ks.

K-O.

KP.

K-Per: Price of the letter K.

K-Pon: To climp upon a K.

K-Sea: Ocean of Ks.

K-Sing: Musical Ks.

K-Ter.

Do U know anyone name KT?

 

310 days since March 24.

 

140 days since 9/11.

 

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:459B692E.BA977E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Mos wrote:
> >
> > "fubwat" <fubwat@fubwat.karoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:YoWcndzW8KPj_r_fSa8jmA@karoo.co.uk
> > > Hey! It was only a throw away comment not a topic for
> > > discussion
> > >
> > > "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > news:2n84219nkafu8330fta52nlgh5n1f4lof9@4ax.com...
> > >> On Sun, 27 Feb 2005 17:30:00 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
> > >> <dda@rr.rochester.com> found these unused words floating
> > >> about:
> > >>
> > >>>
> > >>>"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote
> > >>>
> > >>>> As little as possible.
> > >>>
> > >>>fubwat's John Thomas is being discussed in another
> > >>>thread, please stay on topic.
> > >>>
> > >> That's a topic?
> >
> > Either of two parallels of latitude on the earth, one 23?27
> > north of the equator and the other 23?27 south of the
> > equator, representing the points farthest north and south
> > at which the sun can shine directly overhead and constituting
> > the boundaries of the Torrid Zone.
> > Tropics or tropics: The region of the earth's surface lying
> > between these latitudes.
> >
> > Equator: Mountain top that does math.
>
> Doldrums: Tropical percussion instruments played by girls' humaniform toys.

Trade Winds: Weather merchants.

 

And loving it.

Rob

 

Nomination: Rob Arndt for CNOTM

Rob Arndt <teuton263@aol.com> wrote in news:53bf71f3-48a7-4a4d-9687-
a5020d234c59@q21g2000hsa.googlegroups.com:

> Fjukktard Troll Mania is ending...
>
>

Wel, maybe....

Bertie

 

Re: Nomination: Rob Arndt for CNOTM

On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:49:01 +0000 (UTC), in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Bertie the Bunyip <AA@AA.AA>
bloviated:

>Rob Arndt <teuton263@aol.com> wrote in news:53bf71f3-48a7-4a4d-9687-
>a5020d234c59@q21g2000hsa.googlegroups.com:
>
>> Fjukktard Troll Mania is ending...
>>
>>
>
>Wel, maybe....
>
>Bertie

It is pretty clueless to imagine running your BI so high is a *winning
stragedy*

Seconded.