Re: 03/04/05 Puns

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nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40E90051.3F97FDB5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4041E45F.FE7DDE65@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Beechwood: Sandy trees.
> > > >
> > > > Box Elder: What they made gramps casket out of.
> > > >
> > > > Karl Marx Roses: First Red Roses.
> > > >
> > > > Redwood: Very tall trees much loved by environmentalists.
> > > >
> > > > Readwood: A book.
> > > >
> > > > Statice: Very high ranking flowers.
> > > >
> > > > Sycamore: Don't want another bite.
> > > >
> > > > Sycamore: What Valerie Harper said about reuniting with Mary Tyler
> > > > Moore.
> > >
> > > Hornbeam: Wife's expression when she sees the results of her husband
> taking
> > > Viagra!
> >
> > Hawthorne: Laughing prickly plants.
> >
> > Mulberry: A berry on which kids see all sorts of weird animals.
>
> I hope the Germans harbour no grudges about Mulberry.
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulberry_Harbour
>
> (I've put the URL beak horse if the film about capturing the Enigma machine
> is anything to go by, most of you yEncs probably think you invented this
> too!)

Enigma: Mysterious female parent.

 

Chattering: Ring that talks as much as the donkey on Shrek.

Donkey: Unlocks the Mafia.

Monkey: Unlocks a monestary.

Turkey: Unlocks Thanksgiving.

 

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:422822C4.2B6C36B1@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Greg Evans <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
> > > news:10b3p6sgoo3d82e@corp.supernews.com...
> > > > Dougal wrote:
> > > > > Greg Evans wrote:
> > > > >> Dougal wrote:
> > > > >>> Greg Evans wrote:
> > > > >>>> Alan wrote:
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>>>> Can you give a brief report?
> > > > >>>>> Bang.
> > > > >>>> There goes Alan, shooting off his mouth again with his
> low-caliber
> > > > >>>> comments!
> > > > >>> Careful, or he will rifle through your house.
> > > > >> That's fine; I live in a shotgun shack!
> > > > >
> > > > > It's double barelled?
> > > >
> > > > Let's just say I've got a couple hammers on the back porch. And the
> dog's
> > > > names are Trigger 1 and Trigger 2.
> > > >
> > > Purdy: Price of a high-quality shotgun.
> >
> > Shotgun Wedding: When NRA members get married.
>
> Shadkhen Wedding: A traditional frummer Yiddisher khasene.

Mercury: Ocean of Indian dishes.

 

nemo wrote:

> Hope Munro Smith <pangrrl@yahoo.comedy> wrote in message
> news:pangrrl-E3F4E6.17465831102004@newssvr14-ext.news.prodigy.com...
> > In article <41858A68.4154500B@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
> > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > RogerM <rodger.mckay@ns.sympatico.ca> wrote in message
> > > > news:4183F6C8.A5AB7F8@ns.sympatico.ca...
> > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:41822E90.CA4C74B5@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > > > Halloween Puns:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > SUB: Sports Utility Broom, flown by wealthy witches. I saw
> this pun
> > > > in
> > > > > > > > a Mother Goose and Grimm 2 years ago.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Pumpkin: Relative of a pump.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Halloweenie: Hallowed out hot dog.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Or what a very fat man can say without the aid of a mirror after
> he's
> > > > lost a
> > > > > > > lot of weight!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Booting: Ghost bell or ringing ghost.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The zombie baseball team came in dead last.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Zombie: Undead apine.
> > > > >
> > > > > The Vampire Little League baseball team had no players, just
> batboys.
> > > > > --
> > > >
> > > > In Nigeria, the Gay Vampire Big League baseball team had no players,
> just
> > > > battymen!
> > >
> > > Why Nigeria?
> > >
> >
> > battyman = homosexual in Nigeria
>
> Poof = ditto in the UK.
> Shirt-lifter = ditto in the UK.
> Iron = ditto in the UK. (Rhyming slang: Iron Hoof - horseshoe.)
> Poofter = ditto in Aussieland.
> Pushti = ditto in the Middle East.
> Fag = ditto in the US and cigarette in the UK.

The Brits sure have a lot of synonyms for "ditto"!

Ditto: Foot digit that duplicates stuff.

 

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