Re: 03/04/05 Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Dec 26, 2007.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:41ECA11E.EA8F5552@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > Bratty: Obnoxious tea.
    > >
    > > Bronco: A bronze making company.
    > >
    > > Cancer: Knight of tumors.
    > >
    > > Cannot: Rope ties in a metal container.
    > >
    > > Canto: Foot digit in a metal container.

    >
    > Cantabile: Gall in a tin.
    >
    > Cantor: Big rocky outcrop in a tin.
    >
    > Glastonbury: Very heavy vitreous soft fruit.


    Agitator: Mountain that stirs up an avulache of trouble.

    Annotator: Mountain that writes footnote on its foothills.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47721443.D7EF9EB4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:41ECA11E.EA8F5552@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > Bratty: Obnoxious tea.
    > > >
    > > > Bronco: A bronze making company.
    > > >
    > > > Cancer: Knight of tumors.
    > > >
    > > > Cannot: Rope ties in a metal container.
    > > >
    > > > Canto: Foot digit in a metal container.

    > >
    > > Cantabile: Gall in a tin.
    > >
    > > Cantor: Big rocky outcrop in a tin.
    > >
    > > Glastonbury: Very heavy vitreous soft fruit.

    >
    > Agitator: Mountain that stirs up an avulache of trouble.
    >
    > Annotator: Mountain that writes footnote on its foothills.


    . . . or the year of the spud?

    Ob's cure one:

    Eddie Cantor: Officer in charge of throwing council tenants out of their
    flats using a bogus refurbishment survey report to do it!!

    Like John Lloyd Owen - together with his diminutive deputy, the poison
    dwarf, Jackie Connor!

    (You need to know UK housing jargon for this one.)

    Tenants: Five formacidic couples.
     
  3. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47721443.D7EF9EB4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > nemo wrote:
    >
    > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > > news:41ECA11E.EA8F5552@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > > > Bratty: Obnoxious tea.
    > > >
    > > > Bronco: A bronze making company.
    > > >
    > > > Cancer: Knight of tumors.
    > > >
    > > > Cannot: Rope ties in a metal container.
    > > >
    > > > Canto: Foot digit in a metal container.

    > >
    > > Cantabile: Gall in a tin.
    > >
    > > Cantor: Big rocky outcrop in a tin.
    > >
    > > Glastonbury: Very heavy vitreous soft fruit.

    >
    > Agitator: Mountain that stirs up an avulache of trouble.
    >
    > Annotator: Mountain that writes footnote on its foothills.


    And on its foothills their are farms growing corn-pads!
     

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