Purim Puns

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Mar 3, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    "J. A. Mc." wrote:

    > On Sun, 21 Sep 2003 16:27:08 -0700, "Nick Bell"
    > <nicand_nospam_bel@yahoo.com> found these unused words floating about:


    >
    > >
    > >"J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

    news:q3bsmv0f1bljm440ah35nk01ukruqbkjtb@4ax.com...
    > >| On Sun, 21 Sep 2003 17:06:37 GMT, "J H Lowy" <jhlowy@optonline.net>


    > >| found these unused words floating about:
    > >|
    > >| >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
    > >| >news:GNkbb.93597$B%2.84805@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
    > >| >>
    > >| >> Nick Bell <nicand_nospam_bel@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    > >| >> news:vmpbibbda30o3b@corp.supernews.com...
    > >| >> >
    > >| >> >
    > >| >> > There are the descendants of French people in Northern

    Ireland. They are
    > >| >> called Ulster Onionists.
    > >| >> >
    > >| >> And they speak Garlic??
    > >| >>
    > >| >> It's the ones in Belgium who cause all the trouble. Slightest

    bit of
    > >| >> contraversy and the Walloons go up!
    > >| >>
    > >| >Ouch! Born in Antwerp and never went back.
    > >| >
    > >| Is Antwerp the next worm hole in the Spacewerp?
    > >|
    > >First they have to put on warppaint.
    > >

    > That's an enterprising solution once tried by Holland Oats.


    How Quark-y!
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:47CBC81D.CCD24930@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    >
    >
    > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
    >
    > > On Sun, 21 Sep 2003 16:27:08 -0700, "Nick Bell"
    > > <nicand_nospam_bel@yahoo.com> found these unused words floating about:

    >
    > >
    > > >
    > > >"J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

    > news:q3bsmv0f1bljm440ah35nk01ukruqbkjtb@4ax.com...
    > > >| On Sun, 21 Sep 2003 17:06:37 GMT, "J H Lowy" <jhlowy@optonline.net>

    >
    > > >| found these unused words floating about:
    > > >|
    > > >| >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
    > > >| >news:GNkbb.93597$B%2.84805@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
    > > >| >>
    > > >| >> Nick Bell <nicand_nospam_bel@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    > > >| >> news:vmpbibbda30o3b@corp.supernews.com...
    > > >| >> >
    > > >| >> >
    > > >| >> > There are the descendants of French people in Northern

    > Ireland. They are
    > > >| >> called Ulster Onionists.
    > > >| >> >
    > > >| >> And they speak Garlic??
    > > >| >>
    > > >| >> It's the ones in Belgium who cause all the trouble. Slightest

    > bit of
    > > >| >> contraversy and the Walloons go up!
    > > >| >>
    > > >| >Ouch! Born in Antwerp and never went back.
    > > >| >
    > > >| Is Antwerp the next worm hole in the Spacewerp?
    > > >|
    > > >First they have to put on warppaint.
    > > >

    > > That's an enterprising solution once tried by Holland Oats.

    >
    > How Quark-y!


    Esther umpteenth time you've posted Purim puns.

    And what did she used to have for breakfast? Haman eggs!

    And after he grew an English-style moustache - Hamantaschen!
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:47CBC81D.CCD24930@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > >
    > > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
    > >
    > > > On Sun, 21 Sep 2003 16:27:08 -0700, "Nick Bell"
    > > > <nicand_nospam_bel@yahoo.com> found these unused words floating about:

    > >
    > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >"J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

    > > news:q3bsmv0f1bljm440ah35nk01ukruqbkjtb@4ax.com...
    > > > >| On Sun, 21 Sep 2003 17:06:37 GMT, "J H Lowy" <jhlowy@optonline.net>

    > >
    > > > >| found these unused words floating about:
    > > > >|
    > > > >| >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
    > > > >| >news:GNkbb.93597$B%2.84805@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
    > > > >| >>
    > > > >| >> Nick Bell <nicand_nospam_bel@yahoo.com> wrote in message
    > > > >| >> news:vmpbibbda30o3b@corp.supernews.com...
    > > > >| >> >
    > > > >| >> >
    > > > >| >> > There are the descendants of French people in Northern

    > > Ireland. They are
    > > > >| >> called Ulster Onionists.
    > > > >| >> >
    > > > >| >> And they speak Garlic??
    > > > >| >>
    > > > >| >> It's the ones in Belgium who cause all the trouble. Slightest

    > > bit of
    > > > >| >> contraversy and the Walloons go up!
    > > > >| >>
    > > > >| >Ouch! Born in Antwerp and never went back.
    > > > >| >
    > > > >| Is Antwerp the next worm hole in the Spacewerp?
    > > > >|
    > > > >First they have to put on warppaint.
    > > > >
    > > > That's an enterprising solution once tried by Holland Oats.

    > >
    > > How Quark-y!

    >
    > Esther umpteenth time you've posted Purim puns.
    >
    > And what did she used to have for breakfast? Haman eggs!
    >
    > And after he grew an English-style moustache - Hamantaschen!


    I too love eggs.
     

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