"Puns of the Weak" 10/6/00

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by Tim Bruening, Jan 15, 2008.

  1. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    Harper: Price of a stringed musical instrument.

    Halper: Price of an intelligent computer (H.A.L.).

    Music: Sick cow or cat.
     
  2. nemo

    nemo Guest

    "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    news:478C65AC.C3E2E1CB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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    > Harper: Price of a stringed musical instrument.
    >
    > Halper: Price of an intelligent computer (H.A.L.).
    >
    > Music: Sick cow or cat.


    Sick cow: Two thirds of a helicopter. The remaining third is sliding down an
    Alp on someone's foot.
     
  3. Tim Bruening

    Tim Bruening Guest

    nemo wrote:

    > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
    > news:478C65AC.C3E2E1CB@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
    > >
    > > Harper: Price of a stringed musical instrument.
    > >
    > > Halper: Price of an intelligent computer (H.A.L.).
    > >
    > > Music: Sick cow or cat.

    >
    > Sick cow: Two thirds of a helicopter. The remaining third is sliding down an
    > Alp on someone's foot.


    Wouldn't a ski be better for that purpose than someone's foot?
     

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