ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>

Gordon "Ludbunski" Gekko's tips on trading Wal*Mart.

Ludbunski wrote:

>You really ought to try a little harder to hide your blatant
>projection.

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>Wal*Mart

Snarf.

>*checks the stock price*
>
>Oooh, up to $53 dollars.
>
>*sells off shares*
>
>LOL, that was an easy $200 profit,

I don't know which is the more sad; admitting you work for a supermarket, or
bragging about a pitiful EUR 125 pocket change.

>I'm essentially getting a free $25 a month.

25 worthless bucks. You poor, poor, sad little cunt.

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

metro-golden-meower wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:27:46 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:36:54 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:36:35 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:33:23 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last
>>>>>>>>>>> more than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic
>>>>>>>>>>> coward.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The indians send signals
>>>>>>>> From the rocks above the pass
>>>>>>>> The cowboys take positions
>>>>>>>> In the bushes and the grass
>>>>>>>> The squaw is with the corporal
>>>>>>>> She is tied against the tree
>>>>>>>> She doesnt mind the language
>>>>>>>> Its the beating she dont need
>>>>>>>> She lets loose all the horses
>>>>>>>> When the corporal is asleep
>>>>>>>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
>>>>>>>> And arrows in his hats
>>>>>>>> And davy crockett rides around
>>>>>>>> And says its cool for cats
>>>>>>>> The sweeneys doing ninety
>>>>>>>> cos theyve got the word to go
>>>>>>>> They get a gang of villains
>>>>>>>> In a shed up at heathrow
>>>>>>>> Theyre counting out the fivers
>>>>>>>> When the handcuffs lock again
>>>>>>>> In and out of wandsworth
>>>>>>>> With the numbers on their names
>>>>>>>> Its funny how their missus
>>>>>>>> Always look the bleeding same
>>>>>>>> And meanwhile at the station
>>>>>>>> Theres a couple of likely lads
>>>>>>>> Who swear like hows your father
>>>>>>>> And theyre very cool for cats
>>>>>>>> Theyre cool for cats
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> To change the mood a little
>>>>>>>> Ive been posing down the pub
>>>>>>>> On seeing my reflection
>>>>>>>> Im looking slightly rough
>>>>>>>> I fancy this, I fancy that
>>>>>>>> I wanna be so flash
>>>>>>>> I give a little muscle
>>>>>>>> And I spend a little cash
>>>>>>>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>>>>>>>> And by the time Im sober
>>>>>>>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
>>>>>>>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>>>>>>>> Cool for cats
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Shake up at the disco
>>>>>>>> And I think Ive got a pull
>>>>>>>> I ask her lots of questions
>>>>>>>> And she hangs on to the wall
>>>>>>>> I kiss her for the first time
>>>>>>>> And then I take her home
>>>>>>>> Im invited in for coffee
>>>>>>>> And I give the dog a bone
>>>>>>>> She likes to go to discos
>>>>>>>> But shes never on her own
>>>>>>>> I said Ill see you later
>>>>>>>> And I give her some old chat
>>>>>>>> But its not like that on the tv
>>>>>>>> When its cool for cats
>>>>>>>> Its cool for cats
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> so. in conclusion:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> __ __ _____ _____ __
>>>>>>>>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>>>>>>>>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>>>>>>>>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>>>>>>>>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and
>>>>>>> make yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come
>>>>>> up with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...and it
>>>>>> probably took him about a week to come up with it.
>>>>>
>>>>> well. what can i say. with such a fine grasp of music as you
>>>>> obviously have, i shall defer to your view and leave you pogoing
>>>>> away to the hardcore punk bands you rug rats like like blink 182.
>>>>
>>>> Pogo? Ugh... before my time. Not that I even care to know about
>>>> it...
>>>
>>> you're just saying that because you think its a pole dancer at a gay
>>> bar, gay bar, mr electic six.
>>
>> Frankly the only place I've heard/seen that 'pogo' thing was from an
>> episode of a cartoon show.
>>
>> I actually thought it was some sort of made up dance...
>
> not taking the piss or anything, for once, but how old are you?

22
(I was born in 1985)

>>>> Frankly the main type of music I like is rock/classic rock (mainly
>>>> 70's style rock, with some 60's and some 80's thrown in for good
>>>> measure), and not that blink-whatever.
>>>
>>> i grew up with all the 70's rock music like thin lizzy, black
>>> sabath, queen and the like. but i preferd for the sheer pissed off
>>> energy, agression and anger punk. then later on new wave music like
>>> xtc and squeeze fex.

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:21:18 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:24:31 +0000, metro-golden-meower
><metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:
>
>>none else is going to do it, so i'll be nice and make the effort and
>>point you in the right direction. go check out the links in the 2's,
>>raoul's and menjy's sigs. and then, if you are capable of it, a troll
>>through groups.google for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>alt.fan.karl-malden.nose and alt.usenet.kooks which are all entwined
>>ng's. you'll get a far better idea of what all the meowing is about,
>>what the empire of meow is along with flaming and upa.
>
>The real truth is that the meowers are all a bunch of queermo furfags
>that yiff each other in their fur suits all day long. The whole
>cascading thing...yeah it's like one giant froup circlejerk yiff-fest.
>
>>if you do that, you may just have an inkling as to why you've been
>>used and abuzed for sport by anyone who can be botherd with you and
>>realize why we have been laughing at _YOUR_ ignorance and stupidity.
>
>You know you've reached a whole fuckin new level of sad when you have
>to stop every other post to try and convince the guy yer laming of how
>much he's supposedly being "abuzed" for sport. Granted suffering

of course you can back this claim up and prove where i have done that
every other post, i mean, you'd never put your gob there if you
couldn't prove your claim with message id's. now that would be just
incredibly stupid, and surely, somone as smart, intelligent, witty and
charming and an all round wizz with web pages and artwork, as you are,
would never do that.

>through most of the shit dribble that you retarded wonders churn out
>is rather vexing, but it's nothing that the good 'ol delete key can't
>solve in a hurry.
>
>Free cl00 for ya newfag...if you were REALLY hurting your
>opponent...you wouldn't have a NEED to stop and try and convince them
>(and everyone else) of it.

being english, a nation with a long history of supporting the under
dog <go talliban>, i'm behoven to help them even at my own
dissadvantage in the name of sportsmanship. sportsmanship is a concept
which is blatantly obvious that you have no concept of. then again,
you are a jank, so noone expects anything beyong being a dumb colonial
fuckhead with an ego you cannot back up from you.

>>sadly for you, you are a newb who's come into something that has a
>>loooooooooooong history and have been gobshing about that which you
>>know nothing of. which has been all highly entertaining so far, matey.
>
>...so you're proud of the fact that you've spent YEARS cascading
>monosyllabic words across Usenet...WOW...boy somebody sure needs a
>hobby. Why don't you take up drinking, at least that way there's a
>possibility that you could kill yourself via alcohol poisoning and
>then relieve the world of your wretched idiocy.

as proud as you are of the fact you've been posting the same tripe for
over 10 years and getting nowhere with it beyond spanked and running
off.

> --
>
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>mhm ? x ?
>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
>Hatter Quotes
>-------------
>"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>best."
>
>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>with it."
>
>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
>"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>bad."
>
>"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>of its relevancy."
>
>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>givin em out for free."
>
>"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>to their merry little mess."
>
>"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
>"Those who record history are those who control history."
>
>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>function?"
>
>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:46:09 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:28:15 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of
>>snot:
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>>The real truth is that the meowers are all a bunch of queermo furfags
>>>that yiff each other in their fur suits all day long.
>
>>This from a guy whose entire schtick is based on huge-eyed Japanese pop culture
>>teat-sucking anime nerditude and cute emoticons like \(^0^)/ ? Give us all a
>>fucking break, you worthless putz.
>
>Way to rape the newfag level cliche's there, Bilbo. Free cl00, the
>tweenage muppet fuck crowd calls it "wapanese" now. At least try and
>keep up with yer lames, you little shit encrusted panty liner stain.

trust a 'tweenage muppet fuck' to know that.

>PS - if you weren't such a narrow minded little ass hat wearing
>monthly bitch stain you would have enough cognitive capacity to
>comprehend that a great deal of the sites and art that I've done isn't
>even REMOTELY Japanese in nature. Of course, if you actually had that
>level of intelligence, then you'd probably also be able to comprehend
>that when one is making money off idiots like yourself...good to go
>with what's popular. Hell my sprite generator alone churns out a good
>$100 bucks a month off dribblers like you, and that's just with Google
>spam ads. LOL
>
> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ? x ?
>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
>Hatter Quotes
>-------------
>"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>best."
>
>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>with it."
>
>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
>"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>bad."
>
>"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>of its relevancy."
>
>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>givin em out for free."
>
>"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>to their merry little mess."
>
>"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
>"Those who record history are those who control history."
>
>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>function?"
>
>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Gordon "Ludbunski" Gekko's tips on trading Wal*Mart.

'Menjy' wrote:
> Ludbunski wrote:
>
>> You really ought to try a little harder to hide your blatant
>> projection.
>
> __ _ _ _ _ __ ___ _ _ __ __
> ( )( ) ) ( \/ )( ) ( ,)( \/\/ )( ) ( )
> )( ) \ \ / /__\ ) ,\ \ / /__\ )(
> (__)(_)\_)(__/ (_)(_)(___/ \/\/ (_)(_)(__)
>
>> Wal*Mart
>
> Snarf.
>
>> *checks the stock price*
>>
>> Oooh, up to $53 dollars.
>>
>> *sells off shares*
>>
>> LOL, that was an easy $200 profit,
>
> I don't know which is the more sad; admitting you work for a
> supermarket, or bragging about a pitiful EUR 125 pocket change.
>
>> I'm essentially getting a free $25 a month.
>
> 25 worthless bucks. You poor, poor, sad little cunt.

Well $25 is $25 more cash in his pocket a month and with the gasoline prices
going up as they have been, let's see... 25/~3.30$(pergal)=7.57(57) or about
7.6 gallons of gas. And let's assume he drives vehicle that gets 20mpg,
that equates to... a little more than about 150 miles worth of travel.

So I guess that 'worthless' 25$ isn't worth 150 miles of driving distance?

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Re: Gordon "Ludbunski" Gekko's tips on trading Wal*Mart.

Jonathan Herr wrote:

> 'Menjy' wrote:
> > Ludbunski wrote:
> >
> >> You really ought to try a little harder to hide your blatant
> >> projection.
> >
> > __ _ _ _ _ __ ___ _ _ __ __
> > ( )( ) ) ( \/ )( ) ( ,)( \/\/ )( ) ( )
> > )( ) \ \ / /__\ ) ,\ \ / /__\ )(
> > (__)(_)\_)(__/ (_)(_)(___/ \/\/ (_)(_)(__)
> >
> >> Wal*Mart
> >
> > Snarf.
> >
> >> *checks the stock price*
> > >
> >> Oooh, up to $53 dollars.
> > >
> >> *sells off shares*
> > >
> >> LOL, that was an easy $200 profit,
> >
> > I don't know which is the more sad; admitting you work for a
> > supermarket, or bragging about a pitiful EUR 125 pocket change.
> >
> >> I'm essentially getting a free $25 a month.
> >
> > 25 worthless bucks. You poor, poor, sad little cunt.
>
> Well $25 is $25 more cash in his pocket a month and with the gasoline
> prices going up as they have been, let's see...
> 25/~3.30$(pergal)=7.57(57) or about 7.6 gallons of gas. And let's
> assume he drives vehicle that gets 20mpg, that equates to... a little
> more than about 150 miles worth of travel.
>
> So I guess that 'worthless' 25$ isn't worth 150 miles of driving
> distance?

OI!!! No math in the flonk!

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:33:46 +0000, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:29:54 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:34:31 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:33:23 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last
>>>>>>>>>> more than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic
>>>>>>>>>> coward.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The indians send signals
>>>>>>> From the rocks above the pass
>>>>>>> The cowboys take positions
>>>>>>> In the bushes and the grass
>>>>>>> The squaw is with the corporal
>>>>>>> She is tied against the tree
>>>>>>> She doesnt mind the language
>>>>>>> Its the beating she dont need
>>>>>>> She lets loose all the horses
>>>>>>> When the corporal is asleep
>>>>>>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
>>>>>>> And arrows in his hats
>>>>>>> And davy crockett rides around
>>>>>>> And says its cool for cats
>>>>>>> The sweeneys doing ninety
>>>>>>> cos theyve got the word to go
>>>>>>> They get a gang of villains
>>>>>>> In a shed up at heathrow
>>>>>>> Theyre counting out the fivers
>>>>>>> When the handcuffs lock again
>>>>>>> In and out of wandsworth
>>>>>>> With the numbers on their names
>>>>>>> Its funny how their missus
>>>>>>> Always look the bleeding same
>>>>>>> And meanwhile at the station
>>>>>>> Theres a couple of likely lads
>>>>>>> Who swear like hows your father
>>>>>>> And theyre very cool for cats
>>>>>>> Theyre cool for cats
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> To change the mood a little
>>>>>>> Ive been posing down the pub
>>>>>>> On seeing my reflection
>>>>>>> Im looking slightly rough
>>>>>>> I fancy this, I fancy that
>>>>>>> I wanna be so flash
>>>>>>> I give a little muscle
>>>>>>> And I spend a little cash
>>>>>>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>>>>>>> And by the time Im sober
>>>>>>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
>>>>>>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>>>>>>> Cool for cats
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Shake up at the disco
>>>>>>> And I think Ive got a pull
>>>>>>> I ask her lots of questions
>>>>>>> And she hangs on to the wall
>>>>>>> I kiss her for the first time
>>>>>>> And then I take her home
>>>>>>> Im invited in for coffee
>>>>>>> And I give the dog a bone
>>>>>>> She likes to go to discos
>>>>>>> But shes never on her own
>>>>>>> I said Ill see you later
>>>>>>> And I give her some old chat
>>>>>>> But its not like that on the tv
>>>>>>> When its cool for cats
>>>>>>> Its cool for cats
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> so. in conclusion:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> __ __ _____ _____ __
>>>>>>>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>>>>>>>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>>>>>>>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>>>>>>>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make
>>>>>> yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>>>>
>>>>> *sigh*
>>>>>
>>>>> just because you have been inducted into the alt dot flame hall of
>>>>> clueless permanewbies doesn't mean you have to rub it in our faces
>>>>> every post. for fuck sake, please, in the name of fluffy, make a
>>>>> stab at posting something worth while.
>>>>
>>>> Much unlike you? I mean come on... how hard is it to post this sort
>>>> of drivel:
>>>>
>>>> meow
>>>> meow
>>>> meow
>>>> meow
>>>> meow
>>>> meow
>>>
>>> meow
>>>
>>>> One word.. repeated over and over...
>>>> I mean you probably look at that and think: Ooh... He copied and
>>>> pasted a word... He's smart...
>>>
>>> none else is going to do it, so i'll be nice and make the effort and
>>> point you in the right direction. go check out the links in the 2's,
>>> raoul's and menjy's sigs. and then, if you are capable of it, a troll
>>> through groups.google for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>>> alt.fan.karl-malden.nose and alt.usenet.kooks which are all entwined
>>> ng's. you'll get a far better idea of what all the meowing is about,
>>> what the empire of meow is along with flaming and upa.
>>>
>>> if you do that, you may just have an inkling as to why you've been
>>> used and abuzed for sport by anyone who can be botherd with you and
>>> realize why we have been laughing at _YOUR_ ignorance and stupidity.
>>> sadly for you, you are a newb who's come into something that has a
>>> loooooooooooong history and have been gobshing about that which you
>>> know nothing of. which has been all highly entertaining so far, matey.
>>>
>>Frankly I don't care to know about how other people in the past abused and
>>pretty much messed up other people's newsgroups just for the hell of it.
>
>does your peronsonal jiminy cricket say 'let your ignorance be your
>guide'?

His personal Jiminy Cricket says "Spank me, Daddy Howard."

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:30:31 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:18:54 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:45:39 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:35:12 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:48:21 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:40:15 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Ludbunski wrote:
>>>>>>>"Jonathan Herr" wrote:
>>>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>[snip "Cool for Cats"]
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make yourself
>>>>>>>>look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
>>>>>>>with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Bwahahaha!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>and it probably took
>>>>>>>him about a week to come up with it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Yeah, must've taken him ages. You fucking imbecile.
>>>>>
>>>>>It probably took Rocky even longer to come up with the Iliad and the
>>>>>Odyssey.
>>>>
>>>>youre not quite right, xemblinosky.
>>>
>>>I suppose you're one of those Peisistratean recension conspiracy
>>>theorists.
>>
>>homer dont do that. <whack>
>
>Which Homer?

the simpson homer.

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 00:33:24 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:30:31 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:18:54 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:45:39 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:35:12 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:48:21 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:40:15 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Ludbunski wrote:
>>>>>>>>"Jonathan Herr" wrote:
>>>>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>[snip "Cool for Cats"]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make yourself
>>>>>>>>>look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
>>>>>>>>with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Bwahahaha!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>and it probably took
>>>>>>>>him about a week to come up with it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Yeah, must've taken him ages. You fucking imbecile.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>It probably took Rocky even longer to come up with the Iliad and the
>>>>>>Odyssey.
>>>>>
>>>>>youre not quite right, xemblinosky.
>>>>
>>>>I suppose you're one of those Peisistratean recension conspiracy
>>>>theorists.
>>>
>>>homer dont do that. <whack>
>>
>>Which Homer?
>
>the simpson homer.

Who's that?

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On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:51:26 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:

> That's generally the way lesser, wannabe trolls operate. They simply
> resort to third grade level insults, ignore any and all rational,
> thoughtful attempts at a discussion and attempt to flip every single thing
> you say into a negative light, desperately in search for ANY little tidbit
> that they can use to try and lame you with.

You've just described yourself to a T, Diaperboi. And you'll post the
proof when you reply.



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Re: Gordon "Ludbunski" Gekko's tips on trading Wal*Mart.

knoxy wrote:

> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>
>> 'Menjy' wrote:
>> > Ludbunski wrote:
>> >
>> >> You really ought to try a little harder to hide your blatant
>> >> projection.
>> >
>> > __ _ _ _ _ __ ___ _ _ __ __
>> > ( )( ) ) ( \/ )( ) ( ,)( \/\/ )( ) ( )
>> > )( ) \ \ / /__\ ) ,\ \ / /__\ )(
>> > (__)(_)\_)(__/ (_)(_)(___/ \/\/ (_)(_)(__)
>> >
>> >> Wal*Mart
>> >
>> > Snarf.
>> >
>> >> *checks the stock price*
>> > >
>> >> Oooh, up to $53 dollars.
>> > >
>> >> *sells off shares*
>> > >
>> >> LOL, that was an easy $200 profit,
>> >
>> > I don't know which is the more sad; admitting you work for a
>> > supermarket, or bragging about a pitiful EUR 125 pocket change.
>> >
>> >> I'm essentially getting a free $25 a month.
>> >
>> > 25 worthless bucks. You poor, poor, sad little cunt.
>>
>> Well $25 is $25 more cash in his pocket a month and with the gasoline
>> prices going up as they have been, let's see...
>> 25/~3.30$(pergal)=7.57(57) or about 7.6 gallons of gas. And let's
>> assume he drives vehicle that gets 20mpg, that equates to... a little
>> more than about 150 miles worth of travel.
>>
>> So I guess that 'worthless' 25$ isn't worth 150 miles of driving
>> distance?
>
> OI!!! No math in the flonk!

But, why not? We love it.

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--
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I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not
what I meant.

 

Meat Plow wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:51:26 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> That's generally the way lesser, wannabe trolls operate. They simply
>> resort to third grade level insults, ignore any and all rational,
>> thoughtful attempts at a discussion and attempt to flip every single
>> thing you say into a negative light, desperately in search for ANY
>> little tidbit that they can use to try and lame you with.
>
> You've just described yourself to a T, Diaperboi. And you'll post the
> proof when you reply.

For once, I've gotta agree with Meat Plow here. No offence to you OMH, but
you sometimes DO SOME those things. NOT ALL, but some. The postedits, and
the flipping into negative light mainly.

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Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

We sadly announce the death of Onideus Mad Hatter on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:02:36
-0800 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>>>This from a guy whose entire schtick is based on huge-eyed Japanese pop culture
>>>>teat-sucking anime nerditude and cute emoticons like \(^0^)/ ? Give us all a
>>>>fucking break, you worthless putz.
>
>>>Way to rape the newfag level cliche's there, Bilbo. Free cl00
>
>>What is it with you and "cl00"?
>
>You're a retard, you reply to my posts

You're not answering the question, you twit. But I'll let you rave a bit longer
before I come back to this part. Have at it.

>>Do you have some sort of pathological aversion
>>to spelling words like adults would?
>
>This from the doorknob whose friends think it's a masterful troll of
>epic proportions to misspell every other word of their post and then
>to scream, "HA, HA TROLLEDED YU!!1!"

The stupid bastard Jonathan Herr couldn't even figure out for himself that no
actual person has ever posted silly garbled messes like that with a straight
face, not even the real Gareth Gee. He ate it up for a full week and a half. I
never called it a "masterful troll of epic proportions", but it got the fuckin'
job done, didn't it?

What's *your* excuse, by the way? Can you get through a post without parroting
the tired gimmicks of this Megatokyo comic you feverishly read?

>I hate to break this to ya, Shitface, but I don't type my posts for
>you, I type them for me and for my fans

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>>the tweenage muppet fuck crowd calls it "wapanese" now.
>
>>I tend to call the phenomenon "fapanese" -- because that's what you sick little
>>twits are doing back in your bedroom with all your Sailor Moon dolls,
>>fapfapfapfpapfapfapafappityfap -- but the terminology makes little difference.
>
>You can dream up whatever lil Sailor Moon fantasies you like

III K K Y Y AA BBBB W W AA III
I K K Y Y A A B B W W A A I
I KK Y AAAA BBBB W W W AAAA I
I K K Y A A B B W W W A A I
III K K Y A A BBBB W W A A III

>It's only ignorant retarded fuck jobs like yourself that try and
>classify anime as a single entity. Saying you don't like anime is
>pretty much as stupid as saying you don't like movies.

Why don't you rewind the tape a bit, Ludbunski, and show me just where I said "I
don't like anime". Can't find the button? Okay, I'll do it for you: What I don't
like is the pretentious thimbledicks who wield their anime before them like that
South African guy in _Lethal Weapon II_ holding out his passport with a derisive
sneer ("Diplomatic immunitaay!"), as if their inside knowledge of Japaneseness
validates their candidacy for admission into the Internet Pantheon of Ubergeeks.

*That's* what I don't like.

>>>a great deal of the sites and art that I've done isn't even REMOTELY Japanese
>
>>Sure, the Care Bears site isn't Japanese (The Care Bears! For chrissake!).
>
>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
>quite foreign to you

CAN I GET AN AMEN!

Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you bastards
stopped squeezing out progeny.

>what with how you couldn't get laid from a $2 whore [...]

Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.

>...in fact, I don't even have *A* anime site...AT ALL.

That part doesn't surprise me, since you likely couldn't produce one if you
tried. But again, that wasn't my original contention anyway, since I said:

>>But who gives a shit about your hokey artwork?

>http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/backwater-productions.net
>
>...apparently around 2 million unique visitors a month, Snits.

You suffer from this same self-important disease as James Koput: the one where
raw web site traffic statistics power your fragile ego. But it means little; not
your site, not my site, not anyone's. You're a small-scale graphics and web site
production crackhouse; quit making it out to be more than what it is. Koput
makes a couple of mix tapes and suddenly he's the hottest DJ in Canada? Get the
fuck out of here.

>I'm especially popular in the Dominican Republic right now...musta
>mentioned me on one of their TV stations.

PPOSTFU.

>>Your blog links: Megatokyo!
>
>Which is a gaming manga done by an American.

A "manga". (What language is that, Ludbunski?) About two guys in Tokyo. (Where
is that city located, Ludbunski?) In fact, this is likely where you get your
super-cool spelling of "clue", since one of the recurring jokes in that comic is
saying "j00" for "you" in their wonderful gamer slang. 28,187 points to j00 for
uniqueness!

>>The Powerpuff Girls doujinshi! Doujinshi!
>
>The Japanese didn't invent the PPGs either

No fucking shit. But that cartoon was heavily influenced by what, pray tell? And
"doujinshi" -- well, you didn't answer the question, which was:

>>What language is that, Ludbunski?
>
>Apparently one you don't understand, Bilbo.

I understand it fine. What is your point?

>>And your blog is a Flash-driven wasteland, sparsely populated with video clips of Serial
>>Experiments Lain? Cyborg Kuro-chan? Excel Saga? Oh My Goddess? Fucking
>>DRAGONBALL? What country were ALL of these produced, Ludbunski? Just about every
>>single thing you've posted on your stupid site is a veritable Japanese
>>nerdtastic masturbatory bonanza of cutesy-wutesy animoo-moo that was swiped off
>>of YouTube and whomever smug little English teacher in Tokyo with a TV input
>>card could rip off his television and post on mutual jack-off sites to make
>>themselves feel like they're bringers of rare artifacts from the Other Side.
>
>And there ya go showing off even more gross ignorance and making
>yourself look like an idiot...again. Most *ALL* anime is ported and
>dubbed in English and then either broadcast or sold direct to DVD here
>in teh states, Doorknob. So it's not like anyone has to rip it from
>Television broadcasts

A good chunk of what you've posted is pulled right off the television screen.
Trust me.

>I like action, sci-fi and horror anime, same
>with movies, with some comedy series thrown in for fun...outside of
>that anime doesn't hold much interest to me as far as graphic design
>is concerned

I say again, who gives a shit about your hokey artwork?

>Why you somehow think that anime is some incredibly unique commodity

Of course it's not. Japan's entire popular culture has been strip mined and
pounded into the ground with mallets wielded by fawning snotwads such as
yourself, who think it's the greatest thing since the Cabbage Patch Kids. Pop on
over to a Sun Coast (whatever the hell that is, I assume it's a video store) and
you can be just as cool and cultured as everybody else.

Oh, but you don't really *care* about it at all, except when you start rattling
off information on cue:

>Suga Baybee [...] she's so damn cute and has such a unique sounding voice [...] Osama
>Tezuka, considered the father of anime, Katsuhiro Otomo, whose art is very life-like
>[...] Hayao Miyazaki (whose like the Japanese equivalent of Walt Disney) [...] Clamp,
>Production I.G, Pioneer, Studio 4$B!k(BC, Madhouse [...] I know enough Japanese to understand
>what's being said in an anime without needing subtitles

Why, you're just about ready to receive the goddamned Order of the
Chrysanthemum.

>>Oh, hell, you've likely never even fucking been here before. Or if you were, it
>>was for about nine goddamned days, and you went back and acted like you had
>>walked on the surface of Phobos and brought back gifts.
>
>I think you mean "there", Kiddo

No, I'm pretty sure I mean "here".

[...]

>>>Hell my sprite generator alone churns out a good
>>>$100 bucks a month off dribblers like you, and that's just with Google
>>>spam ads.
>
>>Meanwhile, the rest of us have real jobs.
>
>LOL, sure ya do, ya fuckin cubical flunkie. I work at Wal*Mart

I don't really have to add anything to this.

[...]

>you're such an uncultured, ignorant, backwards little cock goblin who
>wouldn't know what anime was if it crawled the fuck up yer dirty
>little asshole and started BREEDING.

See? In one convenient sentence you just proved the thesis of this entire post:
despite claiming not to care much about it, suddenly you know what anime is, and
I don't... therefore I'm "uncultured".

You're just another elitist Japanophile sheep, Ludbunski. Fuck... *off*.

>The big difference between the two of us...I matter, to a LOT of
>people, all over the world...you, you don't matter to anyone except
>your creditors, you retarded little cubical monkey.

It would certainly help bolster your claims of intellectual prowess and
bad-assery in the field of computing if you would spell the word "cubicle"
correctly at least once.


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Re: Animedeus Mad Fanboi. (was Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of homos.)

We sadly announce the death of Jonathan Herr on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:35:22 -0600
after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:

>>> Way to rape the newfag level cliche's there, Bilbo. Free cl00
>>
>> What is it with you and "cl00"? Do you have some sort of pathological
>> aversion to spelling words like adults would?
>
>It's called leetspeak

Absence of excrement, Mr. Holmes. What amuses me is that he feels the need to
use it over and over in a lame attempt to establish himself as a member of the
"leet" in the first place.


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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 23:38:17 +0000
metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wasted precious
bandwith with:

> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:01:03 -0800, ???hw??f
> <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:24:31 +0000
> >metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wasted
> >precious bandwith with:
> >
> >> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:34:31 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> >> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >> >> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:33:23 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> >> >> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >> >>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> >> >>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >> >>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> >> >>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >> >>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
> >> >>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even
> >> >last more>>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a
> >> >pathetic coward.>>>>>
> >> >>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think
> >> >meat plow>>>>> makes them.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> Pussy
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult
> >because...> >>>>
> >> >>>> The indians send signals
> >> >>>> From the rocks above the pass
> >> >>>> The cowboys take positions
> >> >>>> In the bushes and the grass
> >> >>>> The squaw is with the corporal
> >> >>>> She is tied against the tree
> >> >>>> She doesnt mind the language
> >> >>>> Its the beating she dont need
> >> >>>> She lets loose all the horses
> >> >>>> When the corporal is asleep
> >> >>>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
> >> >>>> And arrows in his hats
> >> >>>> And davy crockett rides around
> >> >>>> And says its cool for cats
> >> >>>> The sweeneys doing ninety
> >> >>>> cos theyve got the word to go
> >> >>>> They get a gang of villains
> >> >>>> In a shed up at heathrow
> >> >>>> Theyre counting out the fivers
> >> >>>> When the handcuffs lock again
> >> >>>> In and out of wandsworth
> >> >>>> With the numbers on their names
> >> >>>> Its funny how their missus
> >> >>>> Always look the bleeding same
> >> >>>> And meanwhile at the station
> >> >>>> Theres a couple of likely lads
> >> >>>> Who swear like hows your father
> >> >>>> And theyre very cool for cats
> >> >>>> Theyre cool for cats
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> To change the mood a little
> >> >>>> Ive been posing down the pub
> >> >>>> On seeing my reflection
> >> >>>> Im looking slightly rough
> >> >>>> I fancy this, I fancy that
> >> >>>> I wanna be so flash
> >> >>>> I give a little muscle
> >> >>>> And I spend a little cash
> >> >>>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
> >> >>>> And by the time Im sober
> >> >>>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
> >> >>>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
> >> >>>> Cool for cats
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> Shake up at the disco
> >> >>>> And I think Ive got a pull
> >> >>>> I ask her lots of questions
> >> >>>> And she hangs on to the wall
> >> >>>> I kiss her for the first time
> >> >>>> And then I take her home
> >> >>>> Im invited in for coffee
> >> >>>> And I give the dog a bone
> >> >>>> She likes to go to discos
> >> >>>> But shes never on her own
> >> >>>> I said Ill see you later
> >> >>>> And I give her some old chat
> >> >>>> But its not like that on the tv
> >> >>>> When its cool for cats
> >> >>>> Its cool for cats
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> cool for cats - squeeze.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> so. in conclusion:
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> __ __ _____ _____ __
> >> >>>>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
> >> >>>>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
> >> >>>>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
> >> >>>>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame
> >and> >make>> yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
> >> >>
> >> >> *sigh*
> >> >>
> >> >> just because you have been inducted into the alt dot flame
> >hall> >of> clueless permanewbies doesn't mean you have to rub it
> >in our> >faces> every post. for fuck sake, please, in the name of
> >fluffy,> >make a stab> at posting something worth while.
> >> >
> >> >Much unlike you? I mean come on... how hard is it to post
> >this> >sort of drivel:
> >> >
> >> >meow
> >> >meow
> >> >meow
> >> >meow
> >> >meow
> >> >meow
> >>
> >> meow
> >>
> >> >One word.. repeated over and over...
> >> >I mean you probably look at that and think: Ooh... He copied
> >and> >pasted a word... He's smart...
> >>
> >> none else is going to do it, so i'll be nice and make the
> >effort> and point you in the right direction. go check out the
> >links in> the 2's, raoul's and menjy's sigs. and then, if you are
> >capable of> it, a troll through groups.google for
> >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose
> >and> alt.usenet.kooks which are all entwined ng's. you'll get a
> >far> better idea of what all the meowing is about, what the
> >empire of> meow is along with flaming and upa.
> >>
> >
> >Snuh bested you lot and you're still cryin about it.
>
> congratulations. bravo. <plays fanfair>
>
> now where are you all now?
>
The others got lives and left of course
Dean decided to get serious about writing and Jason is trying to
make a music career.
Me, I'll never amount to anything.
<snif>


> >> if you do that, you may just have an inkling as to why you've
> >been> used and abuzed for sport by anyone who can be botherd with
> >you> and realize why we have been laughing at _YOUR_ ignorance
> >and> stupidity.
> >
> >Sure. You cant even tell when you're being played.
>
> i iz just a minow in a big pond, what is being played, mr snuher
> and spanker of meow?
>
Why Jona-thin of course He's the one pwning *you*.

> >> sadly for you, you are a newb who's come into something that
> >has a> loooooooooooong history and have been gobshing about that
> >which> you know nothing of. which has been all highly
> >entertaining so> far, matey.
> >>
> >
> >Arg! Time to walk the plank, Capn.
> >Your ASSY ART looks like a big easter egg
>
I'm glad yuo dropped the easter egg.
Its not easter yet!

--
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/03/21/bush-shorthanded-iran/

 

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:38:42 -0600
"Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wasted precious bandwith
with:

> ???hw??f wrote:
> > 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> clouded the waters of pure thought
> > with:
> >> Jonathan Herr wrote:
> >>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >>
> >> [...]
> >>
> >>>> horrible people in alt.flame? get the fuck out of here.
> >>>
> >>> I'm in alt.2600, not alt.flame
> >>
> >> Wow. I just subscribed to alt.2600, and just learned that this
> >"Hey,> fuckhead" thread and all its offshoots started life as
> >"Sociopath> Alert", back in January on misc.legal, soc.men,
> >> alt.dads-rights.unmoderated, alt.usenet.kooks, and alt.2600.
> >This> will be the 1509th post to that thread.
> >>
> >> No, I don't really have a point. I just thought it was
> >moderately> interesting.
> >>
> >> Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski
> >started> a thread called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh
> >LULZ!".>
> >> Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
> >>
> > To troll you, you ignorant fucking muppet.
> >
>
> Bingo!
>
Did I win the walker or the grabber?

--
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Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2belo@msd.bigremovethislobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> We sadly announce the death of Onideus Mad Hatter on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:02:36
> -0800 after being stricken by alt.flame Disease. The will states:

[..]

>>I hate to break this to ya, Shitface, but I don't type my posts for
>>you, I type them for me and for my fans

> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'll be expecting my usual royalty via PayPal shortly.

BTW, I think I've discovered the Ludbunski theme song.

<MUSIC-TAG RECORDING_ARTIST=Brides Of Destruction;TITLE=Shut The Fuck Up>

--
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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:09:11 -0800 Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in Message id:
<2i88u3hujaff6e1i8mqq652dqno72aflec@4ax.com>:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:47:45 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

[...]

>>
>>This from a guy whose entire schtick is designed to cover up the fact
>>that he is so far from being embarrassed by his self-confessed
>>incontinence that he not only refuses to take steps to have it
>>corrected, but even so embraces his status as a diaper-wearing bottom
>>that once he has scrimped and saved a sufficient amount from the
>>pittance paid him at Wally World, he takes the Greyhound down to San
>>Francisco to purchase what he considers a truly satisfactory spanking
>>from his adored Daddy Howard.
>
>Self-confessed, eh?

Yes, self-confessed:
fn6n3tkamrptv8upo603vbonn1lrunr785@4ax.com
ohuo3t018672m196a42jhdc9pob7igbo20@4ax.com

*Gack*

>LOL, only in your homoerotic lil gay spanking
>fantasies..."Raoul". *snicker*

Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

Bill "LOOK, JONATHAN! IT'S THE REAL BILL PALMER! THE *REAL* ONE NOT A TROLL
BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU THIS IS THE REAL DEAL WHO CLEALY BELIEVES YOU ARE A
FOURTH-RATE INSECT!!!!!11!!!!!!!11" Palmer totally sneezed all over alt.flame
with a withering cloud of snot:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:09:11 -0800 Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in Message id:
><2i88u3hujaff6e1i8mqq652dqno72aflec@4ax.com>:
>
>>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:47:45 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>>
>>>This from a guy whose entire schtick is designed to cover up the fact
>>>that he is so far from being embarrassed by his self-confessed
>>>incontinence that he not only refuses to take steps to have it
>>>corrected, but even so embraces his status as a diaper-wearing bottom
>>>that once he has scrimped and saved a sufficient amount from the
>>>pittance paid him at Wally World, he takes the Greyhound down to San
>>>Francisco to purchase what he considers a truly satisfactory spanking
>>>from his adored Daddy Howard.
>>
>>Self-confessed, eh?
>
>Yes, self-confessed:
>fn6n3tkamrptv8upo603vbonn1lrunr785@4ax.com
>ohuo3t018672m196a42jhdc9pob7igbo20@4ax.com
>
>*Gack*
>
>>LOL, only in your homoerotic lil gay spanking
>>fantasies..."Raoul". *snicker*
>
>Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.


--
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Emperor, Meow (Retired, on generous military pension)
afk-mn WebCenter: http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
auk: Hammer of Thor by Special Decree 1999
(Upgraded to Diamond in 2005)
aavf3: mhm21x20

"I'll admit that DOES sound pretty stupid, now that I
look at it." -- Jonathan "I AM NOT A HOMO!" Herr,
brilliantly flaming himself while postulating that printed
words make audible noise, in 47e344fd$0$12550$4c368faf@roadrunner.com

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

The 2-Belo wrote:
> Bill "LOOK, JONATHAN! IT'S THE REAL BILL PALMER! THE *REAL* ONE NOT A
> TROLL BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU THIS IS THE REAL DEAL WHO CLEALY
> BELIEVES YOU ARE A FOURTH-RATE INSECT!!!!!11!!!!!!!11" Palmer totally
> sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of snot:
>
>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:09:11 -0800 Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in Message id:
>> <2i88u3hujaff6e1i8mqq652dqno72aflec@4ax.com>:
>>
>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:47:45 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>>>
>>>> This from a guy whose entire schtick is designed to cover up the
>>>> fact that he is so far from being embarrassed by his self-confessed
>>>> incontinence that he not only refuses to take steps to have it
>>>> corrected, but even so embraces his status as a diaper-wearing
>>>> bottom that once he has scrimped and saved a sufficient amount
>>>> from the pittance paid him at Wally World, he takes the Greyhound
>>>> down to San Francisco to purchase what he considers a truly
>>>> satisfactory spanking from his adored Daddy Howard.
>>>
>>> Self-confessed, eh?
>>
>> Yes, self-confessed:
>> fn6n3tkamrptv8upo603vbonn1lrunr785@4ax.com
>> ohuo3t018672m196a42jhdc9pob7igbo20@4ax.com
>>
>> *Gack*
>>
>>> LOL, only in your homoerotic lil gay spanking
>>> fantasies..."Raoul". *snicker*
>>
>> Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.
> Shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.

I'll have to admit that the above 'Quote text' gave me a bit of a laugh when
I read it.

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.