ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:47:45 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:46:09 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
><usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:28:15 +0900, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of
>>>snot:
>>>
>>>[...]
>>>
>>>>The real truth is that the meowers are all a bunch of queermo furfags
>>>>that yiff each other in their fur suits all day long.
>>
>>>This from a guy whose entire schtick is based on huge-eyed Japanese pop culture
>>>teat-sucking anime nerditude and cute emoticons like \(^0^)/ ? Give us all a
>>>fucking break, you worthless putz.
>
>This from a guy whose entire schtick is designed to cover up the fact
>that he is so far from being embarrassed by his self-confessed
>incontinence that he not only refuses to take steps to have it
>corrected, but even so embraces his status as a diaper-wearing bottom
>that once he has scrimped and saved a sufficient amount from the
>pittance paid him at Wally World, he takes the Greyhound down to San
>Francisco to purchase what he considers a truly satisfactory spanking
>from his adored Daddy Howard.

Self-confessed, eh? LOL, only in your homoerotic lil gay spanking
fantasies..."Raoul". *snicker*

You really ought to try a little harder to hide your blatant
projection. Oh and BTW, Wal*Mart pays me quite well, much more than
whatever you're earning as a cubical flunkie I'm sure...plus I get
real nice benefits, you probably get nothing. Speaking of benefits...
*checks the stock price*

Oooh, up to $53 dollars.

*sells off shares*

LOL, that was an easy $200 profit, I'll buy them all back when the
price goes back down to $49. Not only can I easily buy Wal*Mart stock
(having it directly taken out of my paycheck) but Wal*Mart also
matches what I put in up to a certain percent, so basically I'm
essentially getting a free $25 a month.

Great to be me...sucks to be you. LOL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer wrote:
> Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
>
>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>> LOL
>>
>>> Heeehahahaha.
>>
>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
>> important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're supposedly
>> having. *nods*
>
>> *snicker*
>
>> LOL
>
>> LOL

Oh no.. not this poser again...

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HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

 

Re: NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012 wrote:
> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
>
>> Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
>>
>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
>>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>>
>>> LOL
>>>
>>>> Heeehahahaha.
>>>
>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
>>> important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're supposedly
>>> having. *nods*
>>
>>> *snicker*
>>
>>> LOL
>>
>>> LOL
>>
>> Fcukhaed.
>>
>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
>>
>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
>
> Shirley, he can't be serious.

New and improved... now with 100% more lameness (referring to mr gee, not
you jason)

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

 

Re: NWESFALSH!!! Well, For Retards Anyway

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:27:50 +0100, President Gareth Gee - Expert
> Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote:
>
>>>> Heeehahahaha.
>
>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
>>> important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're supposedly
>>> having. *nods*
>
>>> *snicker*
>>
>>> LOL
>>
>>> LOL
>
>> Fcukhaed.
>
> Whiner.
>
>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
>>
>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
>
> Free cl00, Retardo, the whole gawd damn right side of Usenet has known
> for almost a YEAR that I work at Wal*Mart, what with, you know, how
> I'm practically ALWAYS talking about it. LOL, you moron, take notes
> if yer too stupid to keep up you drooling cubical flunkie.

OMH... the guy is someone socking up as Gareth Gee. If you google
group-search his name... he only recently started posting again. I doubt
that he is seriously truely who he says he is.

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

 

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:45:28 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:rna7u31qrgmiabcm3mtnev4f6a4ko6gu0i@4ax.com:
>
>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:56:15 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>> cloud of snot:
>>>>
>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>> cloud of snot:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> last more than a dozen posts before running away like a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pathetic coward.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> meat plow makes them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> is Good.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Pervert
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Homo.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher
>>>>>>>>>> in the donunt factory.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit
>>>>>>>>> of brownnosing going on?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Cut it out, Tjanner.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Who? What? Never heard of him/her.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Have you heard of Google, you lazy homo?
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes I have, and what's with all the people calling homo?
>>>>
>>>> 88 88 ,ad8888ba, 88b d88 ,ad8888ba,
>>>> 88 88 d8"' `"8b 888b d888 d8"' `"8b
>>>> 88 88 d8' `8b 88`8b d8'88 d8' `8b
>>>> 88aaaaaaaa88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88 88
>>>> 88""""""""88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88 88
>>>> 88 88 Y8, ,8P 88 `8b d8' 88 Y8, ,8P
>>>> 88 88 Y8a. .a8P 88 `888' 88 Y8a. .a8P
>>>> 88 88 `"Y8888Y"' 88 `8' 88 `"Y8888Y"'
>>>>
>>>>> Jeez... I kind of see why you'd accuse me of being this Tjanner
>>>>> character... what with all the spelling nit-picking and the
>>>>> insults... but I assure you, that me and Tjanner are two seperate
>>>>> people.
>>>>
>>>> That is, until the lights are turned down low...
>>>
>>>Okay.. that's it... I've given up having an *intelligent*
>>>conversation with this long-winded moron. No matter what I say, he's
>>>going to say the opposite, even if its not true.
>>
>> That's generally the way lesser, wannabe trolls operate. They simply
>> resort to third grade level insults, ignore any and all rational,
>> thoughtful attempts at a discussion and attempt to flip every single
>> thing you say into a negative light, desperately in search for ANY
>> little tidbit that they can use to try and lame you with.
>>
>> Eventually their stupidity will become tiresome and you'll simply
>> start ignoring them out of boredom, after which they'll all circle
>> jerk, claim that they've "won" something and then start dancing around
>> on teh Special Olympics playing field. But then, what more can you
>> expect? I mean most of these guys are like 40 year old virgins living
>> in their parents basement, sitting naked and fondling their nipple
>> dick in front of their computer day after day after day, frustrated
>> and butt hurtz that they can't ever get a date and nobody ever wants
>> to hang out with them. So they come onto Usenet and try and take out
>> their retard level frustration on anyone not bored enough to simply
>> kill file on sight.
>>
>> Part of their problem is that they crave attention, but since they
>> weren't raised correctly and had deficient parents they were never
>> taught how to interact socially like NORMAL people, so the only kind
>> of attention they understand how to get...is negative attention. And
>> since they get *SO* very little of it in the real world, since
>> everyone simply ignores them as much as possible (I mean could you
>> imagine having to live around some idiot fuck like these guys), Usenet
>> becomes their ONLY source of attention, which is why you see them
>> constantly posting, glued to the fuckin screen 24/7 just desperate for
>> another "fix". It's like an addiction for them, one they can't
>> escape, one they're locked into because of the way their idiot parents
>> brought them up.
>>
>> At this point in their lives, there simply isn't any hope for them at
>> all. None of them will EVER accomplish anything at all and they'll
>> all eventually wind up dying a very cold, miserable, lonely death,
>> likely with no one even bothering to attend their funeral service as
>> they're buried in a cheap, $50, state paid cardboard casket in a
>> shallow grave with nothing but a numbered marker to show where they've
>> been laid to frustrate. Such is the legacy they leave.
>>
>
>
>Bit of a waste of typing. Shouldn't you save your wrists for other
>things?

You musta not have gotten the memo, Newfag...I'm actually writing a
book about Usenet, all these posts like the last one...yeah, they're
going in the book. LOL, hey if it wasn't me profiting off your
stupidity it'd be someone else. ^_^

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: NWESFALSH!!! Well, For Retards Anyway

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:56:56 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:27:50 +0100, President Gareth Gee - Expert
>> Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>> Heeehahahaha.
>>
>>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
>>>> important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're supposedly
>>>> having. *nods*
>>
>>>> *snicker*
>>>
>>>> LOL
>>>
>>>> LOL
>>
>>> Fcukhaed.
>>
>> Whiner.
>>
>>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
>>>
>>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
>>
>> Free cl00, Retardo, the whole gawd damn right side of Usenet has known
>> for almost a YEAR that I work at Wal*Mart, what with, you know, how
>> I'm practically ALWAYS talking about it. LOL, you moron, take notes
>> if yer too stupid to keep up you drooling cubical flunkie.
>
>OMH... the guy is someone socking up as Gareth Gee. If you google
>group-search his name... he only recently started posting again. I doubt
>that he is seriously truely who he says he is.

I actually don't really pay much attention to the spankard to which
I'm replying, they're all so terminally fucking lame that their idiocy
just all sort of blends together after awhile, hence the reason I
often use generic names like Spittles, Downs, Trainable, etc...it's
because I just can't sum up enough bother to give a shit who the hell
they're posting as. Half the time I don't even bother to look at the
name they're using, much less their headers.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: NWESFALSH!!! Well, For Retards Anyway

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:56:56 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:27:50 +0100, President Gareth Gee - Expert
>>> Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>> Heeehahahaha.
>>>
>>>>> I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
>>>>> important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
>>>>> supposedly having. *nods*
>>>
>>>>> *snicker*
>>>>
>>>>> LOL
>>>>
>>>>> LOL
>>>
>>>> Fcukhaed.
>>>
>>> Whiner.
>>>
>>>>> I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
>>>>
>>>> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
>>>
>>> Free cl00, Retardo, the whole gawd damn right side of Usenet has
>>> known for almost a YEAR that I work at Wal*Mart, what with, you
>>> know, how I'm practically ALWAYS talking about it. LOL, you moron,
>>> take notes if yer too stupid to keep up you drooling cubical
>>> flunkie.
>>
>> OMH... the guy is someone socking up as Gareth Gee. If you google
>> group-search his name... he only recently started posting again. I
>> doubt that he is seriously truely who he says he is.
>
> I actually don't really pay much attention to the spankard to which
> I'm replying, they're all so terminally fucking lame that their idiocy
> just all sort of blends together after awhile, hence the reason I
> often use generic names like Spittles, Downs, Trainable, etc...it's
> because I just can't sum up enough bother to give a shit who the hell
> they're posting as. Half the time I don't even bother to look at the
> name they're using, much less their headers.
>
One other thing is.. He isn't as retarded as you think he is.

I mean the last post before he 'dropped off' for a bit (a week or so ago) he
was talking perfectly normal. So his "tlak liik shyt" (talk like shit)
routine is just that. A routine.

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

 

'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> Jonathan Herr wrote:
> >metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> >> horrible people in alt.flame? get the fuck out of here.
> >
> >I'm in alt.2600, not alt.flame
>
> Wow. I just subscribed to alt.2600, and just learned that this "Hey, fuckhead"
> thread and all its offshoots started life as "Sociopath Alert", back in
> January on misc.legal, soc.men, alt.dads-rights.unmoderated, alt.usenet.kooks,
> and alt.2600. This will be the 1509th post to that thread.
>
> No, I don't really have a point. I just thought it was moderately interesting.
>
> Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski started a thread
> called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh LULZ!".
>
> Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
>
To troll you, you ignorant fucking muppet.


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Re: NWESFALSH!!! Well, For Retards Anyway

Gaylord Herr wrote:
>Ludbunski wrote:
>> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer wrote:

>OMH... the guy is someone socking up as Gareth Gee. If you google
>group-search his name... he only recently started posting again. I doubt
>that he is seriously truely who he says he is.

There's nothing gets past you, is there?

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Re: NWESFALSH!!! Well, For Retards Anyway

Homo wrote:
>Ludbunski wrote:
[...]

>> I actually don't really pay much attention to the spankard to which
>> I'm replying,

To *whom*.

>One other thing is.. He isn't as retarded as you think he is.

You finally got one thing right.

>I mean the last post before he 'dropped off' for a bit (a week or so ago) he
>was talking perfectly normal. So his "tlak liik shyt" (talk like shit)
>routine is just that. A routine.

You're a real net.sleuth, aren't you?

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Jonathan Herr wrote:
>'Menjy' wrote:
>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:

[...]

>> Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
>
>Maybe because he was typing it a bit too quickly...

Wrong answer. Try again.

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-Raoul Xemblinosky

 

???hw??f wrote:
> 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
>> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>>>> horrible people in alt.flame? get the fuck out of here.
>>>
>>> I'm in alt.2600, not alt.flame
>>
>> Wow. I just subscribed to alt.2600, and just learned that this "Hey,
>> fuckhead" thread and all its offshoots started life as "Sociopath
>> Alert", back in January on misc.legal, soc.men,
>> alt.dads-rights.unmoderated, alt.usenet.kooks, and alt.2600. This
>> will be the 1509th post to that thread.
>>
>> No, I don't really have a point. I just thought it was moderately
>> interesting.
>>
>> Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski started
>> a thread called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh LULZ!".
>>
>> Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?
>>
> To troll you, you ignorant fucking muppet.
>

Bingo!

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On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:18:04 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer wrote:
>> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:56:15 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>> cloud of snot:
>>>>>
>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>>> cloud of snot:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>>> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> last more than a dozen posts before running away like a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pathetic coward.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> meat plow makes them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is Good.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pervert
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Homo.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole
>>>>>>>>>>> puncher in the donunt factory.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit
>>>>>>>>>> of brownnosing going on?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Cut it out, Tjanner.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Who? What? Never heard of him/her.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Have you heard of Google, you lazy homo?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes I have, and what's with all the people calling homo?
>>>>>
>>>>> 88 88 ,ad8888ba, 88b d88 ,ad8888ba,
>>>>> 88 88 d8"' `"8b 888b d888 d8"' `"8b
>>>>> 88 88 d8' `8b 88`8b d8'88 d8' `8b
>>>>> 88aaaaaaaa88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88 88
>>>>> 88""""""""88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88 88
>>>>> 88 88 Y8, ,8P 88 `8b d8' 88 Y8, ,8P
>>>>> 88 88 Y8a. .a8P 88 `888' 88 Y8a. .a8P
>>>>> 88 88 `"Y8888Y"' 88 `8' 88 `"Y8888Y"'
>>>>>
>>>>>> Jeez... I kind of see why you'd accuse me of being this Tjanner
>>>>>> character... what with all the spelling nit-picking and the
>>>>>> insults... but I assure you, that me and Tjanner are two seperate
>>>>>> people.
>>>>>
>>>>> That is, until the lights are turned down low...
>>>>
>>>> Okay.. that's it... I've given up having an *intelligent*
>>>> conversation with this long-winded moron. No matter what I say,
>>>> he's going to say the opposite, even if its not true.
>>>
>>> That's generally the way lesser, wannabe trolls operate. They simply
>>> resort to third grade level insults, ignore any and all rational,
>>> thoughtful attempts at a discussion and attempt to flip every single
>>> thing you say into a negative light, desperately in search for ANY
>>> little tidbit that they can use to try and lame you with.
>>>
>>> Eventually their stupidity will become tiresome and you'll simply
>>> start ignoring them out of boredom, after which they'll all circle
>>> jerk, claim that they've "won" something and then start dancing
>>> around on teh Special Olympics playing field. But then, what more
>>> can you expect? I mean most of these guys are like 40 year old
>>> virgins living in their parents basement, sitting naked and fondling
>>> their nipple dick in front of their computer day after day after
>>> day, frustrated and butt hurtz that they can't ever get a date and
>>> nobody ever wants to hang out with them. So they come onto Usenet
>>> and try and take out their retard level frustration on anyone not
>>> bored enough to simply kill file on sight.
>>>
>>> Part of their problem is that they crave attention, but since they
>>> weren't raised correctly and had deficient parents they were never
>>> taught how to interact socially like NORMAL people, so the only kind
>>> of attention they understand how to get...is negative attention. And
>>> since they get *SO* very little of it in the real world, since
>>> everyone simply ignores them as much as possible (I mean could you
>>> imagine having to live around some idiot fuck like these guys),
>>> Usenet becomes their ONLY source of attention, which is why you see
>>> them constantly posting, glued to the fuckin screen 24/7 just
>>> desperate for another "fix". It's like an addiction for them, one
>>> they can't escape, one they're locked into because of the way their
>>> idiot parents brought them up.
>>>
>>> At this point in their lives, there simply isn't any hope for them at
>>> all. None of them will EVER accomplish anything at all and they'll
>>> all eventually wind up dying a very cold, miserable, lonely death,
>>> likely with no one even bothering to attend their funeral service as
>>> they're buried in a cheap, $50, state paid cardboard casket in a
>>> shallow grave with nothing but a numbered marker to show where
>>> they've been laid to frustrate. Such is the legacy they leave.
>>
>> niec tyepng ass hoal
>
>Go the fuck away you sock you.

if he promises to ware a condom, can he practice safe socks with you?

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:37:18 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote in
>news:n2h0u315a96n8tuifb1nqc4cuf9trvv4b1@4ax.com:
>
>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>than
>>>>> a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>
>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>>> makes them.
>>>
>>>Pussy
>>
>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>
>> The indians send signals
>> From the rocks above the pass
>> The cowboys take positions
>> In the bushes and the grass
>> The squaw is with the corporal
>> She is tied against the tree
>> She doesnt mind the language
>> Its the beating she dont need
>> She lets loose all the horses
>> When the corporal is asleep
>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
>> And arrows in his hats
>> And davy crockett rides around
>> And says its cool for cats
>> The sweeneys doing ninety
>> cos theyve got the word to go
>> They get a gang of villains
>> In a shed up at heathrow
>> Theyre counting out the fivers
>> When the handcuffs lock again
>> In and out of wandsworth
>> With the numbers on their names
>> Its funny how their missus
>> Always look the bleeding same
>> And meanwhile at the station
>> Theres a couple of likely lads
>> Who swear like hows your father
>> And theyre very cool for cats
>> Theyre cool for cats
>>
>> To change the mood a little
>> Ive been posing down the pub
>> On seeing my reflection
>> Im looking slightly rough
>> I fancy this, I fancy that
>> I wanna be so flash
>> I give a little muscle
>> And I spend a little cash
>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>> And by the time Im sober
>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>> Cool for cats
>>
>> Shake up at the disco
>> And I think Ive got a pull
>> I ask her lots of questions
>> And she hangs on to the wall
>> I kiss her for the first time
>> And then I take her home
>> Im invited in for coffee
>> And I give the dog a bone
>> She likes to go to discos
>> But shes never on her own
>> I said Ill see you later
>> And I give her some old chat
>> But its not like that on the tv
>> When its cool for cats
>> Its cool for cats
>>
>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>>
>> so. in conclusion:
>>
>> __ __ _____ _____ __
>>| \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>>| |\/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>>| | | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>>|_| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
>>
>>
>
>in summation:
>
>snore

is that like snuh, but with more attitude?

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:27:46 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:36:54 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:36:35 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:33:23 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last
>>>>>>>>>> more than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic
>>>>>>>>>> coward.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The indians send signals
>>>>>>> From the rocks above the pass
>>>>>>> The cowboys take positions
>>>>>>> In the bushes and the grass
>>>>>>> The squaw is with the corporal
>>>>>>> She is tied against the tree
>>>>>>> She doesnt mind the language
>>>>>>> Its the beating she dont need
>>>>>>> She lets loose all the horses
>>>>>>> When the corporal is asleep
>>>>>>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
>>>>>>> And arrows in his hats
>>>>>>> And davy crockett rides around
>>>>>>> And says its cool for cats
>>>>>>> The sweeneys doing ninety
>>>>>>> cos theyve got the word to go
>>>>>>> They get a gang of villains
>>>>>>> In a shed up at heathrow
>>>>>>> Theyre counting out the fivers
>>>>>>> When the handcuffs lock again
>>>>>>> In and out of wandsworth
>>>>>>> With the numbers on their names
>>>>>>> Its funny how their missus
>>>>>>> Always look the bleeding same
>>>>>>> And meanwhile at the station
>>>>>>> Theres a couple of likely lads
>>>>>>> Who swear like hows your father
>>>>>>> And theyre very cool for cats
>>>>>>> Theyre cool for cats
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> To change the mood a little
>>>>>>> Ive been posing down the pub
>>>>>>> On seeing my reflection
>>>>>>> Im looking slightly rough
>>>>>>> I fancy this, I fancy that
>>>>>>> I wanna be so flash
>>>>>>> I give a little muscle
>>>>>>> And I spend a little cash
>>>>>>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>>>>>>> And by the time Im sober
>>>>>>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
>>>>>>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>>>>>>> Cool for cats
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Shake up at the disco
>>>>>>> And I think Ive got a pull
>>>>>>> I ask her lots of questions
>>>>>>> And she hangs on to the wall
>>>>>>> I kiss her for the first time
>>>>>>> And then I take her home
>>>>>>> Im invited in for coffee
>>>>>>> And I give the dog a bone
>>>>>>> She likes to go to discos
>>>>>>> But shes never on her own
>>>>>>> I said Ill see you later
>>>>>>> And I give her some old chat
>>>>>>> But its not like that on the tv
>>>>>>> When its cool for cats
>>>>>>> Its cool for cats
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> so. in conclusion:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> __ __ _____ _____ __
>>>>>>>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>>>>>>>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>>>>>>>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>>>>>>>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and
>>>>>> make yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>>>>
>>>>> Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
>>>>> with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...and it probably
>>>>> took him about a week to come up with it.
>>>>
>>>> well. what can i say. with such a fine grasp of music as you
>>>> obviously have, i shall defer to your view and leave you pogoing
>>>> away to the hardcore punk bands you rug rats like like blink 182.
>>>
>>> Pogo? Ugh... before my time. Not that I even care to know about
>>> it...
>>
>> you're just saying that because you think its a pole dancer at a gay
>> bar, gay bar, mr electic six.
>
>Frankly the only place I've heard/seen that 'pogo' thing was from an episode
>of a cartoon show.
>
>I actually thought it was some sort of made up dance...

not taking the piss or anything, for once, but how old are you?

>>> Frankly the main type of music I like is rock/classic rock (mainly
>>> 70's style rock, with some 60's and some 80's thrown in for good
>>> measure), and not that blink-whatever.
>>
>> i grew up with all the 70's rock music like thin lizzy, black sabath,
>> queen and the like. but i preferd for the sheer pissed off energy,
>> agression and anger punk. then later on new wave music like xtc and
>> squeeze fex.
>>

 

Re: NWESFALSH!!! Well, For Retards Anyway

'Menjy' wrote:
> Gaylord Herr wrote:
>> Ludbunski wrote:
>>> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer wrote:
>
>> OMH... the guy is someone socking up as Gareth Gee. If you google
>> group-search his name... he only recently started posting again. I
>> doubt that he is seriously truely who he says he is.
>
> There's nothing gets past you, is there?

But teh same can't be said of OMH...

<ME>
>> OMH... the guy is someone socking up as Gareth Gee. If you google
>> group-search his name... he only recently started posting again. I
>> doubt that he is seriously truely who he says he is.

<OMH>
> I actually don't really pay much attention to the spankard to which
> I'm replying, they're all so terminally fucking lame that their idiocy
> just all sort of blends together after awhile, hence the reason I
> often use generic names like Spittles, Downs, Trainable, etc...it's
> because I just can't sum up enough bother to give a shit who the hell
> they're posting as. Half the time I don't even bother to look at the
> name they're using, much less their headers.

<ME>
One other thing is.. He isn't as retarded as you think he is.

I mean the last post before he 'dropped off' for a bit (a week or so ago) he
was talking perfectly normal. So his "tlak liik shyt" (talk like shit)
routine is just that. A routine.

So i guess that OMH isn't caring if he's feeding a troll.
--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:10:24 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:23:21 +0000, metro-golden-meower
><metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:
>
>>>Pogo? Ugh... before my time. Not that I even care to know about it...
>
>>you're just saying that because you think its a pole dancer at a gay
>>bar, gay bar, mr electic six.
>
>Autoflame Grade: A+
>
>Hey Metrosexual Golden Shower, the next time you fumble a lame like
>that check to make sure you actually mentioned the WORD "pole" in the
>post, otherwise it's pretty gawd damn fuckin apparent whose having
>THAT lil fantasy, you cock shitting butt plunger. Face it d00d...yer
>an ass tampon...an asspon. LOL

get a grip, matt and i don't mean on someones cock you want to slap.
we've all been ragging him about being gay after calling us perverts
about pussy. so why climb out of your pram and go all hyper homo lamer
over an amuzing, well to myself at least, tonge in cheek joke about
him thinking pogoing was a pole dancer at a gay bar? why could that
be. where you to fat to get the job of pole dancer at the gay bar,
private dancer?

> --
>
>Onideus Mad Hatter
>mhm ? x ?
>http://www.backwater-productions.net
>http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
>
>
>Hatter Quotes
>-------------
>"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
>
>"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
>best."
>
>"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
>with it."
>
>"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
>
>"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
>
>"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
>
>"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
>bad."
>
>"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
>
>"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
>
>"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
>of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
>
>"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
>that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
>of its relevancy."
>
>"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
>creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
>
>"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
>
>"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
>they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
>givin em out for free."
>
>"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
>So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
>to their merry little mess."
>
>"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
>horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
>their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
>sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
>images burned into their tiny little minds'."
>
>"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
>properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
>
>"Those who record history are those who control history."
>
>"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
>endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
>don't get sent to me...I come for you."
>
>"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
>tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
>
>"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
>function?"
>
>"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
>Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
>indicates an increase in Webtv users."
>
>"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
>gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:29:54 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:34:31 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:33:23 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last
>>>>>>>>> more than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic
>>>>>>>>> coward.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>
>>>>>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The indians send signals
>>>>>> From the rocks above the pass
>>>>>> The cowboys take positions
>>>>>> In the bushes and the grass
>>>>>> The squaw is with the corporal
>>>>>> She is tied against the tree
>>>>>> She doesnt mind the language
>>>>>> Its the beating she dont need
>>>>>> She lets loose all the horses
>>>>>> When the corporal is asleep
>>>>>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
>>>>>> And arrows in his hats
>>>>>> And davy crockett rides around
>>>>>> And says its cool for cats
>>>>>> The sweeneys doing ninety
>>>>>> cos theyve got the word to go
>>>>>> They get a gang of villains
>>>>>> In a shed up at heathrow
>>>>>> Theyre counting out the fivers
>>>>>> When the handcuffs lock again
>>>>>> In and out of wandsworth
>>>>>> With the numbers on their names
>>>>>> Its funny how their missus
>>>>>> Always look the bleeding same
>>>>>> And meanwhile at the station
>>>>>> Theres a couple of likely lads
>>>>>> Who swear like hows your father
>>>>>> And theyre very cool for cats
>>>>>> Theyre cool for cats
>>>>>>
>>>>>> To change the mood a little
>>>>>> Ive been posing down the pub
>>>>>> On seeing my reflection
>>>>>> Im looking slightly rough
>>>>>> I fancy this, I fancy that
>>>>>> I wanna be so flash
>>>>>> I give a little muscle
>>>>>> And I spend a little cash
>>>>>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>>>>>> And by the time Im sober
>>>>>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
>>>>>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>>>>>> Cool for cats
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Shake up at the disco
>>>>>> And I think Ive got a pull
>>>>>> I ask her lots of questions
>>>>>> And she hangs on to the wall
>>>>>> I kiss her for the first time
>>>>>> And then I take her home
>>>>>> Im invited in for coffee
>>>>>> And I give the dog a bone
>>>>>> She likes to go to discos
>>>>>> But shes never on her own
>>>>>> I said Ill see you later
>>>>>> And I give her some old chat
>>>>>> But its not like that on the tv
>>>>>> When its cool for cats
>>>>>> Its cool for cats
>>>>>>
>>>>>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so. in conclusion:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> __ __ _____ _____ __
>>>>>>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>>>>>>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>>>>>>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>>>>>>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
>>>>>
>>>>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make
>>>>> yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>>>
>>>> *sigh*
>>>>
>>>> just because you have been inducted into the alt dot flame hall of
>>>> clueless permanewbies doesn't mean you have to rub it in our faces
>>>> every post. for fuck sake, please, in the name of fluffy, make a
>>>> stab at posting something worth while.
>>>
>>> Much unlike you? I mean come on... how hard is it to post this sort
>>> of drivel:
>>>
>>> meow
>>> meow
>>> meow
>>> meow
>>> meow
>>> meow
>>
>> meow
>>
>>> One word.. repeated over and over...
>>> I mean you probably look at that and think: Ooh... He copied and
>>> pasted a word... He's smart...
>>
>> none else is going to do it, so i'll be nice and make the effort and
>> point you in the right direction. go check out the links in the 2's,
>> raoul's and menjy's sigs. and then, if you are capable of it, a troll
>> through groups.google for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
>> alt.fan.karl-malden.nose and alt.usenet.kooks which are all entwined
>> ng's. you'll get a far better idea of what all the meowing is about,
>> what the empire of meow is along with flaming and upa.
>>
>> if you do that, you may just have an inkling as to why you've been
>> used and abuzed for sport by anyone who can be botherd with you and
>> realize why we have been laughing at _YOUR_ ignorance and stupidity.
>> sadly for you, you are a newb who's come into something that has a
>> loooooooooooong history and have been gobshing about that which you
>> know nothing of. which has been all highly entertaining so far, matey.
>>
>Frankly I don't care to know about how other people in the past abused and
>pretty much messed up other people's newsgroups just for the hell of it.

does your peronsonal jiminy cricket say 'let your ignorance be your
guide'?

 

Re: NWESFALSH!!! Well, For Retards Anyway

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:04:51 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>'Menjy' wrote:
>> Gaylord Herr wrote:
>>> Ludbunski wrote:
>>>> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer wrote:
>>
>>> OMH... the guy is someone socking up as Gareth Gee. If you google
>>> group-search his name... he only recently started posting again. I
>>> doubt that he is seriously truely who he says he is.
>>
>> There's nothing gets past you, is there?
>
>But teh same can't be said of OMH...
>
><ME>
>>> OMH... the guy is someone socking up as Gareth Gee. If you google
>>> group-search his name... he only recently started posting again. I
>>> doubt that he is seriously truely who he says he is.
>
><OMH>
>> I actually don't really pay much attention to the spankard to which
>> I'm replying, they're all so terminally fucking lame that their idiocy
>> just all sort of blends together after awhile, hence the reason I
>> often use generic names like Spittles, Downs, Trainable, etc...it's
>> because I just can't sum up enough bother to give a shit who the hell
>> they're posting as. Half the time I don't even bother to look at the
>> name they're using, much less their headers.
>
><ME>
>One other thing is.. He isn't as retarded as you think he is.
>
>I mean the last post before he 'dropped off' for a bit (a week or so ago) he
>was talking perfectly normal. So his "tlak liik shyt" (talk like shit)
>routine is just that. A routine.
>
>So i guess that OMH isn't caring if he's feeding a troll.

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:01:03 -0800, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
wrote:

>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:24:31 +0000
>metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wasted precious
>bandwith with:
>
>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:34:31 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>> >metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> >> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:33:23 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>> >> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> >>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>> >>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> >>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> >>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>> >>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even
>> >last more>>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a
>> >pathetic coward.>>>>>
>> >>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think
>> >meat plow>>>>> makes them.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Pussy
>> >>>>
>> >>>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>> >>>>
>> >>>> The indians send signals
>> >>>> From the rocks above the pass
>> >>>> The cowboys take positions
>> >>>> In the bushes and the grass
>> >>>> The squaw is with the corporal
>> >>>> She is tied against the tree
>> >>>> She doesnt mind the language
>> >>>> Its the beating she dont need
>> >>>> She lets loose all the horses
>> >>>> When the corporal is asleep
>> >>>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
>> >>>> And arrows in his hats
>> >>>> And davy crockett rides around
>> >>>> And says its cool for cats
>> >>>> The sweeneys doing ninety
>> >>>> cos theyve got the word to go
>> >>>> They get a gang of villains
>> >>>> In a shed up at heathrow
>> >>>> Theyre counting out the fivers
>> >>>> When the handcuffs lock again
>> >>>> In and out of wandsworth
>> >>>> With the numbers on their names
>> >>>> Its funny how their missus
>> >>>> Always look the bleeding same
>> >>>> And meanwhile at the station
>> >>>> Theres a couple of likely lads
>> >>>> Who swear like hows your father
>> >>>> And theyre very cool for cats
>> >>>> Theyre cool for cats
>> >>>>
>> >>>> To change the mood a little
>> >>>> Ive been posing down the pub
>> >>>> On seeing my reflection
>> >>>> Im looking slightly rough
>> >>>> I fancy this, I fancy that
>> >>>> I wanna be so flash
>> >>>> I give a little muscle
>> >>>> And I spend a little cash
>> >>>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>> >>>> And by the time Im sober
>> >>>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
>> >>>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>> >>>> Cool for cats
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Shake up at the disco
>> >>>> And I think Ive got a pull
>> >>>> I ask her lots of questions
>> >>>> And she hangs on to the wall
>> >>>> I kiss her for the first time
>> >>>> And then I take her home
>> >>>> Im invited in for coffee
>> >>>> And I give the dog a bone
>> >>>> She likes to go to discos
>> >>>> But shes never on her own
>> >>>> I said Ill see you later
>> >>>> And I give her some old chat
>> >>>> But its not like that on the tv
>> >>>> When its cool for cats
>> >>>> Its cool for cats
>> >>>>
>> >>>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> so. in conclusion:
>> >>>>
>> >>>> __ __ _____ _____ __
>> >>>>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>> >>>>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>> >>>>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>> >>>>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
>> >>>
>> >>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and
>> >make>> yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
>> >>
>> >> *sigh*
>> >>
>> >> just because you have been inducted into the alt dot flame hall
>> >of> clueless permanewbies doesn't mean you have to rub it in our
>> >faces> every post. for fuck sake, please, in the name of fluffy,
>> >make a stab> at posting something worth while.
>> >
>> >Much unlike you? I mean come on... how hard is it to post this
>> >sort of drivel:
>> >
>> >meow
>> >meow
>> >meow
>> >meow
>> >meow
>> >meow
>>
>> meow
>>
>> >One word.. repeated over and over...
>> >I mean you probably look at that and think: Ooh... He copied and
>> >pasted a word... He's smart...
>>
>> none else is going to do it, so i'll be nice and make the effort
>> and point you in the right direction. go check out the links in
>> the 2's, raoul's and menjy's sigs. and then, if you are capable of
>> it, a troll through groups.google for
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose and
>> alt.usenet.kooks which are all entwined ng's. you'll get a far
>> better idea of what all the meowing is about, what the empire of
>> meow is along with flaming and upa.
>>
>
>Snuh bested you lot and you're still cryin about it.

congratulations. bravo. <plays fanfair>

now where are you all now?

>> if you do that, you may just have an inkling as to why you've been
>> used and abuzed for sport by anyone who can be botherd with you
>> and realize why we have been laughing at _YOUR_ ignorance and
>> stupidity.
>
>Sure. You cant even tell when you're being played.

i iz just a minow in a big pond, what is being played, mr snuher and
spanker of meow?

>> sadly for you, you are a newb who's come into something that has a
>> loooooooooooong history and have been gobshing about that which
>> you know nothing of. which has been all highly entertaining so
>> far, matey.
>>
>
>Arg! Time to walk the plank, Capn.
>Your ASSY ART looks like a big easter egg