ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>

Re: NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:

> Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
>
>>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
>><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>LOL
>>
>>>Heeehahahaha.
>>
>>I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
>>important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're supposedly
>>having. *nods*
>
>>*snicker*
>
>>LOL
>
>>LOL
>
> Fcukhaed.
>
>>I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
>
> *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!

Shirley, he can't be serious.

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:18:54 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
wrote:

>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:45:39 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:35:12 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:48:21 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>><raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:40:15 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Ludbunski wrote:
>>>>>>"Jonathan Herr" wrote:
>>>>>>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>[snip "Cool for Cats"]
>>>>>
>>>>>>>Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make yourself
>>>>>>>look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
>>>>>>with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...
>>>>>
>>>>>Bwahahaha!
>>>>>
>>>>>>and it probably took
>>>>>>him about a week to come up with it.
>>>>>
>>>>>Yeah, must've taken him ages. You fucking imbecile.
>>>>
>>>>It probably took Rocky even longer to come up with the Iliad and the
>>>>Odyssey.
>>>
>>>youre not quite right, xemblinosky.
>>
>>I suppose you're one of those Peisistratean recension conspiracy
>>theorists.
>
>homer dont do that. <whack>

Which Homer?

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 02:46:09 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:28:15 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>Onideus Mad Hatter totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering cloud of
>>snot:
>>
>>[...]
>>
>>>The real truth is that the meowers are all a bunch of queermo furfags
>>>that yiff each other in their fur suits all day long.
>
>>This from a guy whose entire schtick is based on huge-eyed Japanese pop culture
>>teat-sucking anime nerditude and cute emoticons like \(^0^)/ ? Give us all a
>>fucking break, you worthless putz.

This from a guy whose entire schtick is designed to cover up the fact
that he is so far from being embarrassed by his self-confessed
incontinence that he not only refuses to take steps to have it
corrected, but even so embraces his status as a diaper-wearing bottom
that once he has scrimped and saved a sufficient amount from the
pittance paid him at Wally World, he takes the Greyhound down to San
Francisco to purchase what he considers a truly satisfactory spanking
from his adored Daddy Howard.

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Re: Raving poofter Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:49:50 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Jonathan Herr wrote:
>>Archie Leach wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>>> So why do you assert that Menjy's is a "fight club signature"?
>>
>>Well even though I haven't seen the movie "Fight Club", I do know that one
>>of the lines from Fight Club is one of the 'rules' of fight club, that there
>>is no fight club.
>>
>>This is the exact thing he's saying by stating, "All hail the grand poobah
>>of the knitting circle"(There is a fight club/knitting circle) and that
>>"there is no knitting circle".(There is no fight club/knitting circle)
>>
>>Basically, he's confirming and disproving the existance of the 'club' at the
>>same time.
>
>There's no pulling the wool over your eyes, is there?

You think he's ready for the news that even before there was no Fight
Club, there was no Cabal?

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:56:50 -0600
"Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wasted precious bandwith
with:

> ???hw??f wrote:
> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:40:31 -0600
> > "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wasted precious bandwith
> > with:
> >
> >> Archie Leach wrote:
> >>> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Archie Leach wrote:
> >>>>> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> 'Menjy' wrote:
> >>>>>>> Ludbunski wrote:
> >>>>>>>> "Jonathan Herr" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> [snip "Cool for Cats"]
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and
> >lame>> and>>>>>> make yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really
> >did>> come>>>>> up with that piece of boring tripe all on his
> >own...>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Bwahahaha!
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> and it probably took
> >>>>>>>> him about a week to come up with it.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Yeah, must've taken him ages. You fucking imbecile.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Says the one with a granny's version of a fight club
> >>> signature.>>
> >>>>> I really don't think you want to go there.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> But hey, don't let common sense stop you.
> >>>>
> >>>> It's just weird is all.. If you want to have fight club, then
> >post>>> a> fight club sig...
> >>>
> >>> So why do you assert that Menjy's is a "fight club signature"?
> >>
> >> Well even though I haven't seen the movie "Fight Club", I do
> >know> that one of the lines from Fight Club is one of the 'rules'
> >of> fight club, that there is no fight club.
> >>
> >> This is the exact thing he's saying by stating, "All hail the
> >> grand poobah of the knitting circle"(There is a fight
> >> club/knitting circle) and that"there is no knitting
> >circle".(There> is no fight club/knitting circle)
> >>
> >> Basically, he's confirming and disproving the existance of the
> >> 'club' at the same time.
> >
> > Sounds like the argument for the existence of WMD's.
>
> The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
>
Gold is where you find it.
Moss grows on the noth side of rocks.
Dont take any wooden nickles.

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of

On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 23:24:31 +0000
metro-golden-meower <metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wasted precious
bandwith with:

> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:34:31 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
> >metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:33:23 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> >> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> >>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> >>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
> >>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even
> >last more>>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a
> >pathetic coward.>>>>>
> >>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think
> >meat plow>>>>> makes them.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Pussy
> >>>>
> >>>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
> >>>>
> >>>> The indians send signals
> >>>> From the rocks above the pass
> >>>> The cowboys take positions
> >>>> In the bushes and the grass
> >>>> The squaw is with the corporal
> >>>> She is tied against the tree
> >>>> She doesnt mind the language
> >>>> Its the beating she dont need
> >>>> She lets loose all the horses
> >>>> When the corporal is asleep
> >>>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
> >>>> And arrows in his hats
> >>>> And davy crockett rides around
> >>>> And says its cool for cats
> >>>> The sweeneys doing ninety
> >>>> cos theyve got the word to go
> >>>> They get a gang of villains
> >>>> In a shed up at heathrow
> >>>> Theyre counting out the fivers
> >>>> When the handcuffs lock again
> >>>> In and out of wandsworth
> >>>> With the numbers on their names
> >>>> Its funny how their missus
> >>>> Always look the bleeding same
> >>>> And meanwhile at the station
> >>>> Theres a couple of likely lads
> >>>> Who swear like hows your father
> >>>> And theyre very cool for cats
> >>>> Theyre cool for cats
> >>>>
> >>>> To change the mood a little
> >>>> Ive been posing down the pub
> >>>> On seeing my reflection
> >>>> Im looking slightly rough
> >>>> I fancy this, I fancy that
> >>>> I wanna be so flash
> >>>> I give a little muscle
> >>>> And I spend a little cash
> >>>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
> >>>> And by the time Im sober
> >>>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
> >>>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
> >>>> Cool for cats
> >>>>
> >>>> Shake up at the disco
> >>>> And I think Ive got a pull
> >>>> I ask her lots of questions
> >>>> And she hangs on to the wall
> >>>> I kiss her for the first time
> >>>> And then I take her home
> >>>> Im invited in for coffee
> >>>> And I give the dog a bone
> >>>> She likes to go to discos
> >>>> But shes never on her own
> >>>> I said Ill see you later
> >>>> And I give her some old chat
> >>>> But its not like that on the tv
> >>>> When its cool for cats
> >>>> Its cool for cats
> >>>>
> >>>> cool for cats - squeeze.
> >>>>
> >>>> so. in conclusion:
> >>>>
> >>>> __ __ _____ _____ __
> >>>>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
> >>>>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
> >>>>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
> >>>>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
> >>>
> >>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and
> >make>> yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
> >>
> >> *sigh*
> >>
> >> just because you have been inducted into the alt dot flame hall
> >of> clueless permanewbies doesn't mean you have to rub it in our
> >faces> every post. for fuck sake, please, in the name of fluffy,
> >make a stab> at posting something worth while.
> >
> >Much unlike you? I mean come on... how hard is it to post this
> >sort of drivel:
> >
> >meow
> >meow
> >meow
> >meow
> >meow
> >meow
>
> meow
>
> >One word.. repeated over and over...
> >I mean you probably look at that and think: Ooh... He copied and
> >pasted a word... He's smart...
>
> none else is going to do it, so i'll be nice and make the effort
> and point you in the right direction. go check out the links in
> the 2's, raoul's and menjy's sigs. and then, if you are capable of
> it, a troll through groups.google for
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, alt.fan.karl-malden.nose and
> alt.usenet.kooks which are all entwined ng's. you'll get a far
> better idea of what all the meowing is about, what the empire of
> meow is along with flaming and upa.
>

Snuh bested you lot and you're still cryin about it.


> if you do that, you may just have an inkling as to why you've been
> used and abuzed for sport by anyone who can be botherd with you
> and realize why we have been laughing at _YOUR_ ignorance and
> stupidity.

Sure. You cant even tell when you're being played.


> sadly for you, you are a newb who's come into something that has a
> loooooooooooong history and have been gobshing about that which
> you know nothing of. which has been all highly entertaining so
> far, matey.
>

Arg! Time to walk the plank, Capn.
Your ASSY ART looks like a big easter egg

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Re: NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
<jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
>
> > Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
> >
> >>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >>
> >>LOL
> >>
> >>>Heeehahahaha.
> >>
> >>I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
> >>important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
> >supposedly>having. *nods*
> >
> >>*snicker*
> >
> >>LOL
> >
> >>LOL
> >
> > Fcukhaed.
> >
> >>I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
> >
> > *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
>
> Shirley, he can't be serious.

Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...

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On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:45:28 +0000 (UTC)
"Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
<jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:

> Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
> news:rna7u31qrgmiabcm3mtnev4f6a4ko6gu0i@4ax.com:
>
> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:56:15 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> > <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >
> >>The 2-Belo wrote:
> >>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
> >withering>> cloud of snot:
> >>>
> >>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
> >>>>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
> >withering>>>> cloud of snot:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
> >>>>>>> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
> >>>>>>>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> >>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> >>>>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad
> >Hatter>>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't
> >even>>>>>>>>>>>>>> last more than a dozen posts before running
> >away like a>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pathetic coward.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't
> >think>>>>>>>>>>>>> meat plow makes them.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Pussy
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> is Good.
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Pervert
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> Homo.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole
> >puncher>>>>>>>> in the donunt factory.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a
> >bit>>>>>>> of brownnosing going on?
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Cut it out, Tjanner.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Who? What? Never heard of him/her.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Have you heard of Google, you lazy homo?
> >>>>
> >>>> Yes I have, and what's with all the people calling homo?
> >>>
> >>> 88 88 ,ad8888ba, 88b d88 ,ad8888ba,
> >>> 88 88 d8"' `"8b 888b d888 d8"' `"8b
> >>> 88 88 d8' `8b 88`8b d8'88 d8'
> >`8b>> 88aaaaaaaa88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88
> > 88
> >>> 88""""""""88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88
> >88>> 88 88 Y8, ,8P 88 `8b d8' 88 Y8,
> >,8P>> 88 88 Y8a. .a8P 88 `888' 88 Y8a.
> >.a8P>> 88 88 `"Y8888Y"' 88 `8' 88
> >`"Y8888Y"'>>
> >>>> Jeez... I kind of see why you'd accuse me of being this
> >Tjanner>>> character... what with all the spelling nit-picking
> >and the>>> insults... but I assure you, that me and Tjanner are
> >two seperate>>> people.
> >>>
> >>> That is, until the lights are turned down low...
> >>
> >>Okay.. that's it... I've given up having an *intelligent*
> >>conversation with this long-winded moron. No matter what I say,
> >he's>going to say the opposite, even if its not true.
> >
> > That's generally the way lesser, wannabe trolls operate. They
> > simply resort to third grade level insults, ignore any and all
> > rational, thoughtful attempts at a discussion and attempt to
> > flip every single thing you say into a negative light,
> > desperately in search for ANY little tidbit that they can use to
> > try and lame you with.
> >
> > Eventually their stupidity will become tiresome and you'll
> > simply start ignoring them out of boredom, after which they'll
> > all circle jerk, claim that they've "won" something and then
> > start dancing around on teh Special Olympics playing field. But
> > then, what more can you expect? I mean most of these guys are
> > like 40 year old virgins living in their parents basement,
> > sitting naked and fondling their nipple dick in front of their
> > computer day after day after day, frustrated and butt hurtz that
> > they can't ever get a date and nobody ever wants to hang out
> > with them. So they come onto Usenet and try and take out their
> > retard level frustration on anyone not bored enough to simply
> > kill file on sight.
> >
> > Part of their problem is that they crave attention, but since
> > they weren't raised correctly and had deficient parents they
> > were never taught how to interact socially like NORMAL people,
> > so the only kind of attention they understand how to get...is
> > negative attention. And since they get *SO* very little of it
> > in the real world, since everyone simply ignores them as much as
> > possible (I mean could you imagine having to live around some
> > idiot fuck like these guys), Usenet becomes their ONLY source of
> > attention, which is why you see them constantly posting, glued
> > to the fuckin screen 24/7 just desperate for another "fix".
> > It's like an addiction for them, one they can't escape, one
> > they're locked into because of the way their idiot parents
> > brought them up.
> >
> > At this point in their lives, there simply isn't any hope for
> > them at all. None of them will EVER accomplish anything at all
> > and they'll all eventually wind up dying a very cold, miserable,
> > lonely death, likely with no one even bothering to attend their
> > funeral service as they're buried in a cheap, $50, state paid
> > cardboard casket in a shallow grave with nothing but a numbered
> > marker to show where they've been laid to frustrate. Such is
> > the legacy they leave.
> >
>
>
> Bit of a waste of typing. Shouldn't you save your wrists for other
>
> things?

Hes just working out the details of his own obituary

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Re: Raving poofter Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:49:50 +0100
'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr> wasted precious bandwith with:

> Jonathan Herr wrote:
> >Archie Leach wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> >> So why do you assert that Menjy's is a "fight club signature"?
> >
> >Well even though I haven't seen the movie "Fight Club", I do know
> >that one of the lines from Fight Club is one of the 'rules' of
> >fight club, that there is no fight club.
> >
> >This is the exact thing he's saying by stating, "All hail the
> >grand poobah of the knitting circle"(There is a fight
> >club/knitting circle) and that"there is no knitting
> >circle".(There is no fight club/knitting circle)
> >
> >Basically, he's confirming and disproving the existance of the
> >'club' at the same time.
>
> There's no pulling the wool over your eyes, is there?
>

What *is* it with you and sheep?


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metro-golden-meower wrote:
> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:27:50 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:31:20 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last
>>>>>>>>>>> more than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic
>>>>>>>>>>> coward.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> is Good.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Pervert
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Homo.
>>>>>
>>>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in
>>>>> the donunt factory.
>>>>
>>>> And you're sticking up for him there then?
>>>
>>> you are not very brite.
>>
>> It's spelled bright idiot! Or did you not learn that in school?
>
> does the big bad flamer feel like he has achieved something by spell
> laming somone who is dyslexic? a real red letter day for you there,
> mate. congratulations.
>
>>> its obvious, even to the semi intelligent
>>> spankards in af,
>>
>> Why are you talking about yourself in that way?
>>
>>> that i was saying he was picking on you for being a
>>> donut puncher. if anything, i came to your defence, big 'gay' al.
>>>
>>>> Do i detect a bit of brownnosing going on?
>>>
>>> that's a question you are more qualified to answer than i. is your
>>> nose burried up anyones arse atm? is so. then the answer would be a
>>> yes.
>>
>> But it's not. As OMH had said, with you pussies, ANY and I mean
>> *ANY*
>
> is it true that you've woken up in the dark several times and reached
> over to flick the lightswitch and heard a orgasmic groaning in the
> dark because you just stroked someones prostrate?

Eew... Just Eew...

>> SLIGHT agreement that I have with him on something is grounds for
>> you to start throwing any and every lame in the book at the
>> 'horrible person' (sarcasm) who dares to do the agreeing.
>
> horrible people in alt.flame? get the fuck out of here.

I'm in alt.2600, not alt.flame

> alt dot flame
> is a well respected

Yeah right -_-U

> tea totaler gentlemens club which likes nothing
> more than a bout of heated banter about any crap that helps pass a
> plesant day.
>
>
>> Allt utan bl?ja g?r att t?ja.
>
> (translation: 'everything without nappies, diapers to you dumb jank
> fuckheads, can be stretched'.)
>
>> -"Sex ?r kul men det g?r ont."
>> (Lisa, 3 ?r).
>
> (translation: 'sex is fun but it hurts. (lisa, 3 years old)'.)
>
> snuh barn diddler Den Tomtef?rgade K?rlekskyssen i Message-ID:
> <vm80p2hu27vtggh50ng5k6mo4mct887vt3@4ax.kom>
>
> ***************************/PEDO ALERT*****************************
>
>
> meow

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President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:56:15 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>> cloud of snot:
>>>>
>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>>>> Jonathan Herr totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a withering
>>>>>> cloud of snot:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Archie Leach wrote:
>>>>>>>> "Jonathan Herr" <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>>>>>>>>>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> last more than a dozen posts before running away like a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pathetic coward.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> meat plow makes them.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> is Good.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Pervert
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Homo.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole
>>>>>>>>>> puncher in the donunt factory.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit
>>>>>>>>> of brownnosing going on?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Cut it out, Tjanner.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Who? What? Never heard of him/her.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Have you heard of Google, you lazy homo?
>>>>>
>>>>> Yes I have, and what's with all the people calling homo?
>>>>
>>>> 88 88 ,ad8888ba, 88b d88 ,ad8888ba,
>>>> 88 88 d8"' `"8b 888b d888 d8"' `"8b
>>>> 88 88 d8' `8b 88`8b d8'88 d8' `8b
>>>> 88aaaaaaaa88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88 88
>>>> 88""""""""88 88 88 88 `8b d8' 88 88 88
>>>> 88 88 Y8, ,8P 88 `8b d8' 88 Y8, ,8P
>>>> 88 88 Y8a. .a8P 88 `888' 88 Y8a. .a8P
>>>> 88 88 `"Y8888Y"' 88 `8' 88 `"Y8888Y"'
>>>>
>>>>> Jeez... I kind of see why you'd accuse me of being this Tjanner
>>>>> character... what with all the spelling nit-picking and the
>>>>> insults... but I assure you, that me and Tjanner are two seperate
>>>>> people.
>>>>
>>>> That is, until the lights are turned down low...
>>>
>>> Okay.. that's it... I've given up having an *intelligent*
>>> conversation with this long-winded moron. No matter what I say,
>>> he's going to say the opposite, even if its not true.
>>
>> That's generally the way lesser, wannabe trolls operate. They simply
>> resort to third grade level insults, ignore any and all rational,
>> thoughtful attempts at a discussion and attempt to flip every single
>> thing you say into a negative light, desperately in search for ANY
>> little tidbit that they can use to try and lame you with.
>>
>> Eventually their stupidity will become tiresome and you'll simply
>> start ignoring them out of boredom, after which they'll all circle
>> jerk, claim that they've "won" something and then start dancing
>> around on teh Special Olympics playing field. But then, what more
>> can you expect? I mean most of these guys are like 40 year old
>> virgins living in their parents basement, sitting naked and fondling
>> their nipple dick in front of their computer day after day after
>> day, frustrated and butt hurtz that they can't ever get a date and
>> nobody ever wants to hang out with them. So they come onto Usenet
>> and try and take out their retard level frustration on anyone not
>> bored enough to simply kill file on sight.
>>
>> Part of their problem is that they crave attention, but since they
>> weren't raised correctly and had deficient parents they were never
>> taught how to interact socially like NORMAL people, so the only kind
>> of attention they understand how to get...is negative attention. And
>> since they get *SO* very little of it in the real world, since
>> everyone simply ignores them as much as possible (I mean could you
>> imagine having to live around some idiot fuck like these guys),
>> Usenet becomes their ONLY source of attention, which is why you see
>> them constantly posting, glued to the fuckin screen 24/7 just
>> desperate for another "fix". It's like an addiction for them, one
>> they can't escape, one they're locked into because of the way their
>> idiot parents brought them up.
>>
>> At this point in their lives, there simply isn't any hope for them at
>> all. None of them will EVER accomplish anything at all and they'll
>> all eventually wind up dying a very cold, miserable, lonely death,
>> likely with no one even bothering to attend their funeral service as
>> they're buried in a cheap, $50, state paid cardboard casket in a
>> shallow grave with nothing but a numbered marker to show where
>> they've been laid to frustrate. Such is the legacy they leave.
>
> niec tyepng ass hoal

Go the fuck away you sock you.

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

metro-golden-meower wrote:
> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:36:54 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:36:35 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:33:23 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last
>>>>>>>>> more than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic
>>>>>>>>> coward.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>>
>>>>>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The indians send signals
>>>>>> From the rocks above the pass
>>>>>> The cowboys take positions
>>>>>> In the bushes and the grass
>>>>>> The squaw is with the corporal
>>>>>> She is tied against the tree
>>>>>> She doesnt mind the language
>>>>>> Its the beating she dont need
>>>>>> She lets loose all the horses
>>>>>> When the corporal is asleep
>>>>>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
>>>>>> And arrows in his hats
>>>>>> And davy crockett rides around
>>>>>> And says its cool for cats
>>>>>> The sweeneys doing ninety
>>>>>> cos theyve got the word to go
>>>>>> They get a gang of villains
>>>>>> In a shed up at heathrow
>>>>>> Theyre counting out the fivers
>>>>>> When the handcuffs lock again
>>>>>> In and out of wandsworth
>>>>>> With the numbers on their names
>>>>>> Its funny how their missus
>>>>>> Always look the bleeding same
>>>>>> And meanwhile at the station
>>>>>> Theres a couple of likely lads
>>>>>> Who swear like hows your father
>>>>>> And theyre very cool for cats
>>>>>> Theyre cool for cats
>>>>>>
>>>>>> To change the mood a little
>>>>>> Ive been posing down the pub
>>>>>> On seeing my reflection
>>>>>> Im looking slightly rough
>>>>>> I fancy this, I fancy that
>>>>>> I wanna be so flash
>>>>>> I give a little muscle
>>>>>> And I spend a little cash
>>>>>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>>>>>> And by the time Im sober
>>>>>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
>>>>>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>>>>>> Cool for cats
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Shake up at the disco
>>>>>> And I think Ive got a pull
>>>>>> I ask her lots of questions
>>>>>> And she hangs on to the wall
>>>>>> I kiss her for the first time
>>>>>> And then I take her home
>>>>>> Im invited in for coffee
>>>>>> And I give the dog a bone
>>>>>> She likes to go to discos
>>>>>> But shes never on her own
>>>>>> I said Ill see you later
>>>>>> And I give her some old chat
>>>>>> But its not like that on the tv
>>>>>> When its cool for cats
>>>>>> Its cool for cats
>>>>>>
>>>>>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so. in conclusion:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> __ __ _____ _____ __
>>>>>>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>>>>>>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>>>>>>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>>>>>>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
>>>>>
>>>>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and
>>>>> make yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>>>
>>>> Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
>>>> with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...and it probably
>>>> took him about a week to come up with it.
>>>
>>> well. what can i say. with such a fine grasp of music as you
>>> obviously have, i shall defer to your view and leave you pogoing
>>> away to the hardcore punk bands you rug rats like like blink 182.
>>
>> Pogo? Ugh... before my time. Not that I even care to know about
>> it...
>
> you're just saying that because you think its a pole dancer at a gay
> bar, gay bar, mr electic six.

Frankly the only place I've heard/seen that 'pogo' thing was from an episode
of a cartoon show.

I actually thought it was some sort of made up dance...

>> Frankly the main type of music I like is rock/classic rock (mainly
>> 70's style rock, with some 60's and some 80's thrown in for good
>> measure), and not that blink-whatever.
>
> i grew up with all the 70's rock music like thin lizzy, black sabath,
> queen and the like. but i preferd for the sheer pissed off energy,
> agression and anger punk. then later on new wave music like xtc and
> squeeze fex.
>

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

metro-golden-meower wrote:
> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:34:31 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:33:23 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last
>>>>>>>> more than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic
>>>>>>>> coward.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>
>>>>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>>>>
>>>>> The indians send signals
>>>>> From the rocks above the pass
>>>>> The cowboys take positions
>>>>> In the bushes and the grass
>>>>> The squaw is with the corporal
>>>>> She is tied against the tree
>>>>> She doesnt mind the language
>>>>> Its the beating she dont need
>>>>> She lets loose all the horses
>>>>> When the corporal is asleep
>>>>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
>>>>> And arrows in his hats
>>>>> And davy crockett rides around
>>>>> And says its cool for cats
>>>>> The sweeneys doing ninety
>>>>> cos theyve got the word to go
>>>>> They get a gang of villains
>>>>> In a shed up at heathrow
>>>>> Theyre counting out the fivers
>>>>> When the handcuffs lock again
>>>>> In and out of wandsworth
>>>>> With the numbers on their names
>>>>> Its funny how their missus
>>>>> Always look the bleeding same
>>>>> And meanwhile at the station
>>>>> Theres a couple of likely lads
>>>>> Who swear like hows your father
>>>>> And theyre very cool for cats
>>>>> Theyre cool for cats
>>>>>
>>>>> To change the mood a little
>>>>> Ive been posing down the pub
>>>>> On seeing my reflection
>>>>> Im looking slightly rough
>>>>> I fancy this, I fancy that
>>>>> I wanna be so flash
>>>>> I give a little muscle
>>>>> And I spend a little cash
>>>>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>>>>> And by the time Im sober
>>>>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
>>>>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>>>>> Cool for cats
>>>>>
>>>>> Shake up at the disco
>>>>> And I think Ive got a pull
>>>>> I ask her lots of questions
>>>>> And she hangs on to the wall
>>>>> I kiss her for the first time
>>>>> And then I take her home
>>>>> Im invited in for coffee
>>>>> And I give the dog a bone
>>>>> She likes to go to discos
>>>>> But shes never on her own
>>>>> I said Ill see you later
>>>>> And I give her some old chat
>>>>> But its not like that on the tv
>>>>> When its cool for cats
>>>>> Its cool for cats
>>>>>
>>>>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>>>>>
>>>>> so. in conclusion:
>>>>>
>>>>> __ __ _____ _____ __
>>>>>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>>>>>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>>>>>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>>>>>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
>>>>
>>>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make
>>>> yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>>
>>> *sigh*
>>>
>>> just because you have been inducted into the alt dot flame hall of
>>> clueless permanewbies doesn't mean you have to rub it in our faces
>>> every post. for fuck sake, please, in the name of fluffy, make a
>>> stab at posting something worth while.
>>
>> Much unlike you? I mean come on... how hard is it to post this sort
>> of drivel:
>>
>> meow
>> meow
>> meow
>> meow
>> meow
>> meow
>
> meow
>
>> One word.. repeated over and over...
>> I mean you probably look at that and think: Ooh... He copied and
>> pasted a word... He's smart...
>
> none else is going to do it, so i'll be nice and make the effort and
> point you in the right direction. go check out the links in the 2's,
> raoul's and menjy's sigs. and then, if you are capable of it, a troll
> through groups.google for alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk,
> alt.fan.karl-malden.nose and alt.usenet.kooks which are all entwined
> ng's. you'll get a far better idea of what all the meowing is about,
> what the empire of meow is along with flaming and upa.
>
> if you do that, you may just have an inkling as to why you've been
> used and abuzed for sport by anyone who can be botherd with you and
> realize why we have been laughing at _YOUR_ ignorance and stupidity.
> sadly for you, you are a newb who's come into something that has a
> loooooooooooong history and have been gobshing about that which you
> know nothing of. which has been all highly entertaining so far, matey.
>
Frankly I don't care to know about how other people in the past abused and
pretty much messed up other people's newsgroups just for the hell of it.

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Jonathan Herr wrote:
>metro-golden-meower wrote:

[...]

>> horrible people in alt.flame? get the fuck out of here.
>
>I'm in alt.2600, not alt.flame

Wow. I just subscribed to alt.2600, and just learned that this "Hey, fuckhead"
thread and all its offshoots started life as "Sociopath Alert", back in
January on misc.legal, soc.men, alt.dads-rights.unmoderated, alt.usenet.kooks,
and alt.2600. This will be the 1509th post to that thread.

No, I don't really have a point. I just thought it was moderately interesting.

Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski started a thread
called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh LULZ!".

Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?

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'Menjy' wrote:
> Jonathan Herr wrote:
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>>> horrible people in alt.flame? get the fuck out of here.
>>
>> I'm in alt.2600, not alt.flame
>
> Wow. I just subscribed to alt.2600, and just learned that this "Hey,
> fuckhead" thread and all its offshoots started life as "Sociopath
> Alert", back in January on misc.legal, soc.men,
> alt.dads-rights.unmoderated, alt.usenet.kooks, and alt.2600. This
> will be the 1509th post to that thread.
>
> No, I don't really have a point. I just thought it was moderately
> interesting.
>
> Oh, I also noticed that alt.2600's very own Jamos Ludbunski started a
> thread called "Hace An X-Face Now, I Did It Fer Teh LULZ!".
>
> Question for you newbies: Why did he spell it "hace"?

Maybe because he was typing it a bit too quickly...

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Re: Jamos Ludbunski's Greatest Hits

'Menjy' wrote:
> Jamos "pinky-butt" Ludbunski, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
> mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker and ignoble spankard wrote:
>
> [...]
>
>> [...] newfag [...] Free cl00 [...] tweenage muppet fuck [...] yer
>> lames [...] you little shit encrusted panty liner stain [...] little
>> ass hat wearing monthly bitch stain [...] cognitive capacity [...]
>> comprehend [...] comprehend [...] idiots like yourself [...] LOL
>
> Ugh.
>
> Do yourself a favour, and shut the fuck up, Ludbunski.

Take your own advice why don't you?

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Re: Animedeus Mad Fanboi. (was Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of homos.)

The 2-Belo wrote:
> Onideus Mad Hatter totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
> withering cloud of snot:
>
>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 18:28:15 +0900, The 2-Belo
>> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>> Onideus Mad Hatter totally sneezed all over alt.flame with a
>>> withering cloud of snot:
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>>> The real truth is that the meowers are all a bunch of queermo
>>>> furfags that yiff each other in their fur suits all day long.
>>
>>> This from a guy whose entire schtick is based on huge-eyed Japanese
>>> pop culture teat-sucking anime nerditude and cute emoticons like
>>> \(^0^)/ ? Give us all a fucking break, you worthless putz.
>>
>> Way to rape the newfag level cliche's there, Bilbo. Free cl00
>
> What is it with you and "cl00"? Do you have some sort of pathological
> aversion to spelling words like adults would?

It's called leetspeak

>> the tweenage muppet fuck crowd calls it "wapanese" now.
>
> I tend to call the phenomenon "fapanese" -- because that's what you
> sick little twits are doing back in your bedroom with all your Sailor
> Moon dolls, fapfapfapfpapfapfapafappityfap -- but the terminology
> makes little difference.
>
>> a great deal of the sites and art that I've done isn't even REMOTELY
>> Japanese
>
> Sure, the Care Bears site isn't Japanese (The Care Bears! For
> chrissake!). And Yoga Online isn't Japanese. Hahahaskjadsljfalkshha.
> And the murky graphic of Batman grasping his crotch isn't Japanese.
> Heeehahahaha. But who gives a shit about your hokey artwork? Your
> blog links: Megatokyo!

Not japanese, but styled similarly.

> The Powerpuff Girls doujinshi! Doujinshi! What
> language is that, Ludbunski?

If you'd actually look past that wierdness.. You'd find that there is a
pretty good comic called "Grim tales from down below" and it's a pretty good
mashup of cartoons and various characters.

> And your blog is a Flash-driven
> wasteland, sparsely populated with video clips of Serial Experiments
> Lain? Cyborg Kuro-chan? Excel Saga? Oh My Goddess? Fucking
> DRAGONBALL? What country were ALL of these produced, Ludbunski? Just
> about every single thing you've posted on your stupid site is a
> veritable Japanese nerdtastic masturbatory bonanza of cutesy-wutesy
> animoo-moo that was swiped off of YouTube and whomever smug little
> English teacher in Tokyo with a TV input card could rip off his
> television and post on mutual jack-off sites to make themselves feel
> like they're bringers of rare artifacts from the Other Side.
>
> Fuck, I'd be willing to bet that your entire silly career as a Graphic
> Designer(tm) is an elaborate cover to fuel your real intentions,
> which is of course to pretend all this shit is still hard-to-find
> eastern Oriental UBAR ITAMS so you can show them off to people who
> don't know better, to inflate your ego like a helium-filled party
> balloon. You know *all* about this crap, don't you? Who drew what
> anime in what year for what network and who did the voice-over for
> what character and who did the shitty English subtitling? Have you
> yet advanced to the final stage of the disease and taken Japanese
> classes so you could drop random phrases on innocent passersby?
>
> Oh, hell, you've likely never even fucking been here before. Or if
> you were, it was for about nine goddamned days, and you went back and
> acted like you had walked on the surface of Phobos and brought back
> gifts.
>
> If that's the case, I suggest you eat a hot taco pizza, wait about
> nine hours, and take a nice steaming shit on your passport.
>
>> Hell my sprite generator alone churns out a good
>> $100 bucks a month off dribblers like you, and that's just with
>> Google
>> spam ads.
>
> Meanwhile, the rest of us have real jobs. You snot-nosed fanboi.

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Re: Jamos Ludbunski's Greatest Hits

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:26:51 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>news:h0g7u3t2mqcj88m7a7dc3lgit8vv0jtvph@4ax.com:
>
>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:41:35 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
>> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
>>>news:dia7u3p90t48apjffjj5t0l14pmtsu5003@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:18:23 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Do yo<COCK SLAP>
>>
>>>He really did have a valid point.
>>
>> To the limited like yourself I'm sure it seemed VERY "valid" and
>> interesting...then again you're the same kind of fuck who gets his
>> jollies off watching a dozen or more people reply to themselves with a
>> single word.
>>
>>>You're a rank amateur.
>>
>> Your kind will never have any shortage of that particular little belly
>> ache...but then, reality always bitch slaps you otherwise:
>> http://www.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details/backwater-productions
>> .net
>>
>> *shrugs*
>>
>> But hey, if I'm such an amateur, even some retard like you should be
>> able to best my work (verbal or otherwise)...funny in that, uh...you
>> can't...amateur. LOL
>
>Rank. Amateur.

Oh I'm sorry, funny in that, uh...you can't..."RANK" amateur. LOL

^_^

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mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: NWESFALSH!!! Well, For Retards Anyway

On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:27:50 +0100, President Gareth Gee - Expert
Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote:

>>>Heeehahahaha.

>>I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
>>important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're supposedly
>>having. *nods*

>>*snicker*
>
>>LOL
>
>>LOL

>Fcukhaed.

Whiner.

>>I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
>
>*Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!

Free cl00, Retardo, the whole gawd damn right side of Usenet has known
for almost a YEAR that I work at Wal*Mart, what with, you know, how
I'm practically ALWAYS talking about it. LOL, you moron, take notes
if yer too stupid to keep up you drooling cubical flunkie.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> the third artist I'm familiar with is Hayao Miyazaki
> (whose like the Japanese equivalent of Walt Disney).

I'll agree with that. The first couple of his films I saw were "My Neighbor
Totoro" and "Kiki's Delivery Service". Then recently I saw "Spirited Away"
and "Howl's Moving Castle". That guy sure has talent.
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