ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>

Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:47:51 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
> wrote:
>
> >On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:11:37 -0500
> >Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer <rondo@nice.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:17:09 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
> >> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >>
> >> >???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
> >> >news:20080325081850.3a4094f6@vector:
> >> >
> >> >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
> >> >> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com>
> >> >> wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.4
> >> >> 57ae0d9
> >> >>> @vector:
> >> >>>
> >> >>> > On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
> >> >>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
> >> >>> > <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> >> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
> >> >>> >> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
> >> >>> >>
> >> >>> >> > Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
> >> >>> >> >
> >> >>> >> >>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
> >> >>> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>> >> >>LOL
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>> >> >>>Heeehahahaha.
> >> >>> >> >>
> >> >>> >> >>I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
> >> >>> >> >>important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
> >> >>> >> >supposedly>having. *nods*
> >> >>> >> >
> >> >>> >> >>*snicker*
> >> >>> >> >
> >> >>> >> >>LOL
> >> >>> >> >
> >> >>> >> >>LOL
> >> >>> >> >
> >> >>> >> > Fcukhaed.
> >> >>> >> >
> >> >>> >> >>I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
> >> >>> >> >
> >> >>> >> > *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
> >> >>> >>
> >> >>> >> Shirley, he can't be serious.
> >> >>> >
> >> >>> > Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
> >> >>>
> >> >>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
> >> >>
> >> >> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
> >> >
> >> >Ralph Waldo Emerson.
> >>
> >> Iced Teabagger Vance.
> >
> >Now see...you people get all literate on me and I'm just totally left out in the cold.
> >I did however read 1984...so thats something...isnt it?
> >Its not like I *cant* read its just that my mind wanders and theres been som really good spaghetti westerns on lately.
> >DID YOU KNOW...that Eli Wallach is missing the end of his middle finger on his right hand?
> >I wonder how that happened...
>
> He probably joined up with the Yakuza and had to cut it off as a
> penance for some wrong doing he committed.
>
Last time I use an offline newsfeeder with your p0asts.
Note to self: g00gle "yakuza".

Self: dyofdw!

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Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:52 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
>> On Sun, 13 Apr 2008 11:47:51 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:11:37 -0500
>> >Ralph Waldo Emerson Lake and Palmer <rondo@nice.co.uk> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 18:17:09 +0000 (UTC), "Jason Gortician -
>> >> Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in
>> >> >news:20080325081850.3a4094f6@vector:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:13:42 +0000 (UTC)
>> >> >> "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012" <jasonzc@yahoo.com>
>> >> >> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>> ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net> wrote in news:20080321090237.4
>> >> >> 57ae0d9
>> >> >>> @vector:
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> > On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:00:38 +0000 (UTC)
>> >> >>> > "Jason Gortician - Libertarian for President 2012"
>> >> >>> > <jasonzc@yahoo.com> wasted precious bandwith with:
>> >> >>> >
>> >> >>> >> President Gareth Gee - Expert Flamer <gareth@gee.com> wrote in
>> >> >>> >> news:ejd7u317ct9tuos03i64s0sjl97u96vdju@4ax.com:
>> >> >>> >>
>> >> >>> >> > Oendius Med Hatef wroet:
>> >> >>> >> >
>> >> >>> >> >>On Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:29:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
>> >> >>> >> >><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>> >> >>> >> >>
>> >> >>> >> >>LOL
>> >> >>> >> >>
>> >> >>> >> >>>Heeehahahaha.
>> >> >>> >> >>
>> >> >>> >> >>I like the way you have to keep doing that, I can tell it's VERY
>> >> >>> >> >>important to you to try and show me how much "fun" you're
>> >> >>> >> >supposedly>having. *nods*
>> >> >>> >> >
>> >> >>> >> >>*snicker*
>> >> >>> >> >
>> >> >>> >> >>LOL
>> >> >>> >> >
>> >> >>> >> >>LOL
>> >> >>> >> >
>> >> >>> >> > Fcukhaed.
>> >> >>> >> >
>> >> >>> >> >>I work at Wal*Mart as an inventory control specialist
>> >> >>> >> >
>> >> >>> >> > *Gigel* Npw taht *IS* funy!
>> >> >>> >>
>> >> >>> >> Shirley, he can't be serious.
>> >> >>> >
>> >> >>> > Hes the greeter with the lazy eye...
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> "I become a transparent store greeter"
>> >> >>
>> >> >> You win. Not futurama...maybe...Family Guy?
>> >> >
>> >> >Ralph Waldo Emerson.
>> >>
>> >> Iced Teabagger Vance.
>> >
>> >Now see...you people get all literate on me and I'm just totally left out in the cold.
>> >I did however read 1984...so thats something...isnt it?
>> >Its not like I *cant* read its just that my mind wanders and theres been som really good spaghetti westerns on lately.
>> >DID YOU KNOW...that Eli Wallach is missing the end of his middle finger on his right hand?
>> >I wonder how that happened...
>>
>> He probably joined up with the Yakuza and had to cut it off as a
>> penance for some wrong doing he committed.
>>
>Last time I use an offline newsfeeder with your p0asts.
>Note to self: g00gle "yakuza".
>
>Self: dyofdw!

Yakuza = Japanese Mafia

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Wed, 16 Apr 2008 15:50:49 -0500, snuhwolf@netscape.net (???hw??f)
wrote:

>Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> clouded the waters of pure thought with:
>> On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:07:32 -0700, ???hw??f <snuhwolf@netscape.net>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:31:38 -0800
>> >Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:53 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
>> >> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >T<COCK SLAP>
>> >>
>> >> How does my cock taste in your mouth today? A bit salty?
>> >>
>> >Keep it out of the potato chips 455 |-|47.
>>
>> Your mom likes it in the potato chips though, she says it's a REAL
>> turn on for her. I think she might have some kind of food fetish,
>> what do you think?
>>
>I think your mommy lames are a bit 90's.
>Time for an upgrade.

Let me know when you start deserving better.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
under attack:

>>Just because there's something more technologically advanced doesn't mean
>>whatever came before it is automatically rendered invalid.
>
>Just because whatever came before the more technologically advanced
>doesn't mean we all have to have respect for nostalgia. Do you ever
>get worked up over the 60's? Maybe the 70's? 80's? Perhaps the 90's?

How about 1851? Crystal Palace, mother fuckers!!!!1

>>I must have what, 950 records --
>
>Collecting dust.

I play them for my own enjoyment now. What's your point?

>>the majority of it mid-90s Detroit acid 303s/909s Underground
>>Resistance/WPA blah blah
>
>Which would never stand a chance with today's youngsters unless you're
>playing to an audience who's current designer drug of choice is
>Geritol.

I find it quite difficult to give a shit about today's youngsters, really.

>>when I played live sets (I played live sets years ago,
>>did I mention that?)
>
>OoooOoooOooow. AaaaaAAaaaAaaah, I smell flame fodder, tell me mo'.

What's to tell? I started at a (likely now defunct) venue called The Vault three
or four times in northwest DC in 1992. I played in two venues in Nagoya until
1999. It was quite an enjoyable experience while it lasted.

>>-- and they sound every bit as good as when I bought them.
>
>To you maybe, and everyone's grandpa and grandma.

I *seriously* doubt Bill Cleere and Bullock would dig something like 1996-era
Surgeon, but they're certainly welcome to give it a try...


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:21:21 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
>under attack:
>
>>>Just because there's something more technologically advanced doesn't mean
>>>whatever came before it is automatically rendered invalid.
>>
>>Just because whatever came before the more technologically advanced
>>doesn't mean we all have to have respect for nostalgia. Do you ever
>>get worked up over the 60's? Maybe the 70's? 80's? Perhaps the 90's?
>
>How about 1851? Crystal Palace, mother fuckers!!!!1

YM, Crystal Meth.

>>>I must have what, 950 records --
>>
>>Collecting dust.
>
>I play them for my own enjoyment now. What's your point?

You couldn't get away with playing them to a live audience anymore.

>>>the majority of it mid-90s Detroit acid 303s/909s Underground
>>>Resistance/WPA blah blah
>>
>>Which would never stand a chance with today's youngsters unless you're
>>playing to an audience who's current designer drug of choice is
>>Geritol.
>
>I find it quite difficult to give a shit about today's youngsters, really.

At your age, I'm not surprised you're so fcuking constipated.

>>>when I played live sets (I played live sets years ago,
>>>did I mention that?)
>>
>>OoooOoooOooow. AaaaaAAaaaAaaah, I smell flame fodder, tell me mo'.
>
>What's to tell? I started at a (likely now defunct)

With emphasis on 'defunct'.

> venue called The Vault

The Vault? You mean they locked you up?

>three or four times in northwest DC in 1992.

DC? Saeed Younan is from DC. In fact, Stellar Music had podcasted him
a bit before they podcasted me. P

>I played in two venues in Nagoya until 1999.

And not a single soul out there, other than you, seems to remember all
this.

> It was quite an enjoyable experience while it lasted.

And such a short time it was.

>>>-- and they sound every bit as good as when I bought them.
>>
>>To you maybe, and everyone's grandpa and grandma.
>
>I *seriously* doubt Bill Cleere and Bullock would dig something like 1996-era
>Surgeon, but they're certainly welcome to give it a try...

Bill who? Bullock what? Dorks?

_-
subRoutine.exe
OverUnity Energy Mechanism
<http://s007ii.com/tunes>
All mixes copyright respective owners. For PROMOTIONAL USE ONLY.

 

Ludbunski's total refusal to admit he's fucked.

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:

[Wonderful ramble, Matthew. It must have taken quite a while to type out all
that stuff. It's quite a shame, after all that, you had to completely
assassinate yourself with one short paragraph.]

>>>>Oh, hell, you've likely never even fucking been here before. Or if you were, it
>>>>was for about nine goddamned days, and you went back and acted like you had
>>>>walked on the surface of Phobos and brought back gifts.
>
>>>I think you mean "there", Kiddo
>
>>No, I'm pretty sure I mean "here".
>
>So you're claiming that you live in Japan now, eh Wapanese Boi?

Oh, for the love of charbroiled Jesus, this is just too wonderful a statement to
be real. You have *got* to be kidding, Ludbunski. Right?

No, you're not, are you? *sigh*

>You know changing the time zone settings on your computer doesn't
>magically transport you to Tokyo you uber dipshit.

Alas, it does not. Nothing to argue with there.

Only one thing, Matthew.

I didn't have to change any time zone settings on my computer. Or any other
computer I've owned since the days of Windows 3.1 and HP/UX. The time zone
settings have been the default, as they always were.

My time zone settings have been the same on each and every Usenet article I've
ever posted. Hundreds and hundreds of them, since I started posting to alt.flame
12 years ago.

You stupid *cunt*.

One simple Google Groups search of "The 2-Belo" would have told you where I
live, in fact where I have lived almost half my life. Since before I was
posting, before *you* were posting, before Megatokyo, before Pokemon, indeed
when you were in the fucking SIXTH GRADE, while you were still learning how to
spell "cubical" in cursive handwriting. And even after all that, after it would
be as obvious as a blood-red zit on your oily forehead to anybody else from the
blatant hints I've been putting into almost every post, you *still* sit there
and refuse to admit that you have NO FUCKING IDEA what's going on, and haven't
since the very beginning.

>If you don't like the culture, hey, that's great, go with it, but
>don't get all snitty and start throwin a fuckin fit when you're
>ignored by those that do like the culture.

Your "like" of the "culture" is, essentially, cartoons. Cartoons and video games
and comics and Walla Walla sushi joints. Culture you don't need to experience
because you can just purchase it. Japan at 79 cents a pound. Instant culture.

>And maybe you just
>forgot that other post in which you were babbling about your job and
>how you're located in teh states.

I can safely say, with one hundred percent confidence and without any fear of
contradiction, that I never said any such thing, ever. I would be willing to BET
REAL CASH* that you have totally misread and misunderstood that "other post".







* Make sure you pay me off in the equivalent currency when you lose, bitch.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: Butthurtz Bilbo Cries In Frustration

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* s007ii has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame... We're
under attack:

>>I played in two venues in Nagoya until 1999.
>
>And not a single soul out there, other than you, seems to remember all this.

You asked them? I'm surprised you could afford a translator.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:34:47 +0900, The 2-Belo
> <the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
> Here's an unused, animated background design for a site:
>
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/Blog_Designs/Tree_Light.html

VERY COOL!

> No stupid, it wasn't. I don't even HAVE cable television, so the only
> place I could get the stuff is off DVD rips via my Greencine and
> Netflix accounts. Obviously you don't know shit about video encoding
> (big surprise).

What's Greencine? I've never heard of *THAT*.

>>> Why you somehow think that anime is some incredibly unique commodity
>
>> Of course it's not. Japan's entire popular culture has been strip
>> mined and pounded into the ground with mallets wielded by fawning
>> snotwads such as yourself, who think it's the greatest thing since
>> the Cabbage Patch Kids. Pop on over to a Sun Coast (whatever the
>> hell that is, I assume it's a video store) and you can be just as
>> cool and cultured as everybody else.
>
> ...you don't know what a Sun Coast is? Fuck man, you really *ARE*
> living in a cave. Haven't you ever been to a mall? *shakes head*
>
> And coincidentally most of Japan's popular culture doesn't even come
> close to becoming mainstream or even recognized over here in the
> states,

Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture? (Honest
question)

> and in the few examples that it does, it's often a perverted
> and twisted Americanized version of the real thing. That's not to say
> it's some incredible world ending phenomenon, just that most people,
> like you, haven't a fuckin cl00. Granted I don't much like Wapanese
> fan bois either, but still, I don't like generalizing, stereotyping
> ignorant fuck jobs like you either. To me, you both represent
> opposite ends of the spectrum where as those like myself sit in the
> middle. We know about the culture and take the time to research it
> and to become involved with it because we like it. We don't try to
> glorify it or pass it off as the new Messiah, but at the same time we
> don't like ignorant shit smears running around making racist and
> stereotypical remarks about the art either. It's not so much an
> elitist attitude so much as it's a matter of respect for the art.
>
>> Oh, but you don't really *care* about it at all, except when you
>> start rattling off information on cue:
>
> When did I say I didn't care about it, Slurps? Obviously I do, what
> with the knowledge I have. Certainly I don't fall into the
> stereotypical category of obsessive compulsive fan boi that you're
> trying to pin on me, but I know what I like and I have more than a
> newfag level of understanding regarding the art.
>

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

 

Re: Jamie Koput (Mike Hammond?) - Sentenced To Net Death - Ripped Apart In Every Direction Imaginable

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:

>don't read this post, cause yer gonna get *ALL* fucked up in the head

An apt warning. By about line 400 of this inane 709-line monstrosity, I
*headdesk*ed out of sheer, paralyzing boredom.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: How's This For Obscure? : NWESFALSH!!! Jaoms Lbudnuski wroks at Walm*rat.

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:

>>> >Eli Wallach is missing the end of his middle finger on his right hand?
>>> >I wonder how that happened...
>>>
>>> He probably joined up with the Yakuza and had to cut it off as a
>>> penance for some wrong doing he committed.
>>>
>>Last time I use an offline newsfeeder with your p0asts.
>>Note to self: g00gle "yakuza".
>>
>>Self: dyofdw!
>
>Yakuza = Japanese Mafia

I advise that you listen to him, Mr. Wolf. He's a fucking *expert*.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
We're under attack:

>Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?



How about coming the fuck over here, for one?



--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

The 2-Belo wrote:
> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
> this morning that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the
> *other* tower of alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>> Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>
>
>
> How about coming the fuck over here, for one?

Jeez... No need to get all sore over a simple question. What I meant by
that simple statement, was how can we (as US citizens) see more Japanese
shows, that, like OMH had said, don't even show up in the US ever.

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
We're under attack:

>The 2-Belo wrote:
>> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
>> this morning that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the
>> *other* tower of alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>
>>> Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>>
>> How about coming the fuck over here, for one?
>
>Jeez... No need to get all sore over a simple question. What I meant by
>that simple statement, was how can we (as US citizens) see more Japanese
>shows, that, like OMH had said, don't even show up in the US ever.

I thought it was a pretty straightforward answer, Jonathan. You're not going to
see any of Japan's (or any nation's) culture through a television screen. That's
the most laughable thing I've ever heard.

Besides, this is alt dot fucking flame, the denizens of which have every right
-- in fact, they're required by international law -- to get all sore over a
simple question. Quit being fucking nice. I'm sick unto death of your nicety. I
scrub the dried turds off my toilet bowl with your nicety. Where the hell's the
discipline anymore?


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

The 2-Belo wrote:
> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
> this morning that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the
> *other* tower of alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report
>>> this morning that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the
>>> *other* tower of alt.flame... We're under attack:
>>>
>>>> Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>>>
>>> How about coming the fuck over here, for one?
>>
>> Jeez... No need to get all sore over a simple question. What I
>> meant by that simple statement, was how can we (as US citizens) see
>> more Japanese shows, that, like OMH had said, don't even show up in
>> the US ever.
>
> I thought it was a pretty straightforward answer, Jonathan. You're
> not going to see any of Japan's (or any nation's) culture through a
> television screen. That's the most laughable thing I've ever heard.

How can you say you heard it, because for one it's words on a screen, and
two, I didn't say *ANYTHING* about a television screen. I was thinking more
along the lines of internet television, or radio, or other media besides the
ol' boob tube.

Speaking of anime and TV... have you ever seen that anime called Noein?
(It's on the Sci-Fi channel's ani-monday. I rather thought it was
interesting. What's your opinion of it?

> Besides, this is alt dot fucking flame, the denizens of which have
> every right -- in fact, they're required by international law -- to
> get all sore over a simple question. Quit being fucking nice.

Just like you like being nasty, I try to be nice. It's sometimes hard when
you guys get all sore over there in A.F.

> I'm sick unto death of your nicety. I scrub the dried turds off my
> toilet bowl with your nicety. Where the hell's the discipline anymore?

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

"Over the years, I've seen many jerks come and go. The latest crop is
not as smart. They're less ass and more hole or is it the other way
around? <snicker>" The Daring Dufas

Yeah, UPS, Usenet Performance Stupidity. ^_^
Onideus Mad Hatter

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
We're under attack:

[...]

>>>>> Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>>>>
>>>> How about coming the fuck over here, for one?
>>>
>>> Jeez... No need to get all sore over a simple question. What I
>>> meant by that simple statement, was how can we (as US citizens) see
>>> more Japanese shows, that, like OMH had said, don't even show up in
>>> the US ever.
>>
>> I thought it was a pretty straightforward answer, Jonathan. You're
>> not going to see any of Japan's (or any nation's) culture through a
>> television screen. That's the most laughable thing I've ever heard.
>
>How can you say you heard it, because for one it's words on a screen, and
>two, I didn't say *ANYTHING* about a television screen. I was thinking more
>along the lines of internet television, or radio, or other media besides the
>ol' boob tube.

*sigh* Media, schmedia. I'll say it again: You're not going to going to see a
nation's culture through remote media, of any kind, and think you're getting the
real thing. If you want to see it, come see it.

>Speaking of anime and TV... have you ever seen that anime called Noein?

No.

Look. There are 1,723,649,876 annie-mays. I don't watch them. I don't have
enough time in the day. I work for a living. When I get home at night I watch
the news, the baseball highlights, maybe some late night wacky variety thing
while I'm brushing my teeth. I want to hear about whether or not they've decided
to increase the sales tax from 5% to 7%, not about naked magical cat girl robots
with machine pistols or whatever.

I'll watch Sazae-san on Sunday nights during dinner while my niece is glued to
the set, but that show only reminds me that the next day is Monday.

>(It's on the Sci-Fi channel's ani-monday. I rather thought it was
>interesting. What's your opinion of it?

I don't get no everbleepin' Sci-Fi Channel.

>> Besides, this is alt dot fucking flame, the denizens of which have
>> every right -- in fact, they're required by international law -- to
>> get all sore over a simple question. Quit being fucking nice.
>
>Just like you like being nasty, I try to be nice. It's sometimes hard when
>you guys get all sore over there in A.F.

Then get the hell out.


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Matthew Moulton and his views on family planning.

Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
alt.flame... We're under attack:

>>>Yeah, some of us have kids and God kids...I realize that concept is
>>>quite foreign to you
>
>>CAN I GET AN AMEN!
>>
>>Most of the world's problems could be addressed more quickly if you bastards
>>stopped squeezing out progeny.
>
>...you've obviously never had sex before. Most of us middle class folk
>however find the pill to be the best defense against unwanted
>pregnancy, then again, most middle class folk like myself

....don't have anybody willing to fuck you, so you're safe.

[snip]

Let's just take a moment, ladies and fuckheads, and review Mr. Moulton's
minefield of contradiction.

>The way I see it, if you have kids, you're pretty much throwing away
>any and all free time you had or might have had.

A grain of sense in the dark ocean abyss of your insipidity, Matthew. Well
*done*, sir. Free time: that's precisely why my wife and I don't have any
children. But wait, what's this?

>>Happily married for nine years, Ludbunski. Fuck off.
>
>Married for nine years and you've never had a kid? You best get yer
>count checked, I'm thinkin you might be sterile.

Right before this you were saying that avoiding unwanted pregnancy through
contraception was a *good* thing. But suddenly it's turned into an accusation
that my dick doesn't work. So by your logic, if I've been married nine years, I
should have children by now. But wait! Hang on! What's *this*? Just a couple of
posts ago you were accusing me of:

"...breed[ing] ever continuing idiocy with your failure to figure out simple
contraceptives. Of course your animalistic like need to breed like a fuckin
monkey with whatever half retarded, lopsided, barely conscious whore that comes
along doesn't much help either. When your expectations are as low as yours
are...yeah...doesn't take much to find yerself in the back seat of a car whilst
whoring out lil selfish fucked up brats to replace yourself with. Pretty much
as long as she's breathing and she's got a wet spot between her legs...hey...yer
good to go, eh monkey boi?"

-- some fuckhead, in <grshv3pkrhdcg563pg68cjnp3dos8mbqf9@4ax.com>.

So which is it, you stupid prick? I thought you knew everything about me.


PS. Before you mention my supposed "animalistic like [sic] need to breed like a
fuckin [sic] monkey", consider: Which country has one of the lowest birth rates
of the industrialized world?


--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

"...one of these days yer gonna fuckup and yer gonna wind up with yer
real name, address and phone number plastered all over the grid...and
then what? You gonna go whine that it's not fair? You gonna whine that
you only meant the shit you said when you thought you could hide? Your
physical 'real life' means just as much online as it does in the 'real
world', so if you can't back yer shit up with physical superiority...
man you best keep yer mouth shut, cause I've known more than a few tards
who wound up gettin the shit beat out of them cause they went running at
the mouth online..."

-- Matthew "Onideus 'Jamos Ludbunski' Mad Hatter" Moulton,
showing me the severed heads of his rivals and watching me
in the eye of the tiger, in
<2oivv3ddaq7f6jospb5lpd71j0n4d5gbne@4ax.com>

 

Re: Jamie Koput (Mike Hammond?) - Sentenced To Net Death - Ripped Apart In Every Direction Imaginable

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:15:53 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Onideus Mad Hatter has crashed into the *other* tower of
>alt.flame... We're under attack:
>
>>don't read this post, cause yer gonna get *ALL* fucked up in the head
>
>An apt warning. By about line 400 of this inane 709-line monstrosity, I
>*headdesk*ed out of sheer, paralyzing boredom.

Wow, I'm surprised you were even able to make it THAT far considering
yer ADD, you musta doubled up on yer Ritalin dose, eh Bitchtits?

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:51:32 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:

>*sigh* Media, schmedia. I'll say it again: You're not going to going to see a
>nation's culture through remote media, of any kind, and think you're getting the
>real thing. If you want to see it, come see it.

You know it's kind of amusing in that BitchTits has essentially taken
on the stereotype that he supposedly hates so much. In actuality
living in Japan isn't magically going to make you knowledgeable about
every facet of its culture and subcultures, no more than say living in
Kentucky is magically going to make you aware of say the rave scene in
Seattle. It's more a matter of whether or not you're INVOLVED with
the culture on some level. That said there are no shortage of media
forms that specifically target various subcultures and interests. With
Japan, well there are just as many subcultures in Japan as there are
in the US so really, it depends on what you're interested in.

One method I like to use, if you just want to "browse" around is to
look on travel websites and such:
http://www.japan-guide.com/e/e3006.html

They often have a lot of detailed information and are especially good
for planning a trip. Despite what BitchTits thinks though simply
visiting Japan is not going to magically make you a master elitist of
its cultures, it's simply a way to experience first hand what you've
seen in media form.

To really put BitchTits in his place, let's examine his own
postings...now he claims that simply living in Japan somehow makes him
the foremost expert on the culture...and yet in an earlier post he was
completely unable to recognize the cartoon Power Puff Girls as being
an AMERICAN cartoon style...obviously he's not the expert he'd like to
think he is.

Animation is only one small facet of Japanese culture though. It can
however teach you a LOT about their culture and history. One series
(or rather three if you wanna get technical) I would really recommend
watching is Rurouni Kenshin, as it takes place during the Meiji
restoration and if you're paying attention you can really learn a lot
about Japans history and culture at the time.

If you're REALLY interested though in the historical aspects of Japan
I would recommend searching for Japanese history books on Amazon.com.
Even your local library might have a few books on the subject. Of
course there's also TONS of books on modern day Japan and its various
cultures and sub cultures, so simply searching for "Japan" on
Amazon.com should bring up a whole slew of really good books. Most of
them have a lot of reviews and ratings and such so you can use those
to determine if it's worth reading or not.

If you're primarily interested in the animation history and culture of
Japan then simply watching anime is a great way to get in on it.

I mentioned Greencine in another post, it's basically like Netflix
except they have a better selection of anime and other media rarities.

>>> Besides, this is alt dot fucking flame, the denizens of which have
>>> every right -- in fact, they're required by international law -- to
>>> get all sore over a simple question. Quit being fucking nice.

>>Just like you like being nasty, I try to be nice. It's sometimes hard when
>>you guys get all sore over there in A.F.

>Then get the hell out.

BitchTits is actually quite mistaken about the culture in A-F and the
volatile froups in general, not that it comes as a surprise since he's
a new-fag and all. Most of the oldbie posters in the groups DO NOT
take this shit seriously and can instantly switch between flaming and
normal conversation. I think there's actually even a few recent
examples between Menjy and I doing that, where we just stop flaming
each other and start engaging in normal conversation. If you CAN'T do
that, like BitchTits can't, then it only proves that you've taken it
all seriously and that you've let it get you all butthurtz. Rule
number one on Usenet is NEVER take anything seriously...cause if you
do yer gonna wind up all fucked in the head.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 05:43:09 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:51:32 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>*sigh* Media, schmedia. I'll say it again: You're not going to going to see a
>>nation's culture through remote media, of any kind, and think you're getting the
>>real thing. If you want to see it, come see it.
>
>You know it's kind of amusing in that BitchTits has essentially taken
>on the stereotype that he supposedly hates so much. In actuality
>living in Japan isn't magically going to make you knowledgeable about
>every facet of its culture and subcultures, no more than say living in
>Kentucky is magically going to make you aware of say the rave scene in
>Seattle. It's more a matter of whether or not you're INVOLVED with
>the culture on some level. That said there are no shortage of media
>forms that specifically target various subcultures and interests. With
>Japan, well there are just as many subcultures in Japan as there are
>in the US so really, it depends on what you're interested in.
>
>One method I like to use, if you just want to "browse" around is to
>look on travel websites and such:
>http://www.japan-guide.com/e/e3006.html
>
>They often have a lot of detailed information and are especially good
>for planning a trip. Despite what BitchTits thinks though simply
>visiting Japan is not going to magically make you a master elitist of
>its cultures, it's simply a way to experience first hand what you've
>seen in media form.
>
>To really put BitchTits in his place, let's examine his own
>postings...now he claims that simply living in Japan somehow makes him
>the foremost expert on the culture...and yet in an earlier post he was
>completely unable to recognize the cartoon Power Puff Girls as being
>an AMERICAN cartoon style...obviously he's not the expert he'd like to
>think he is.
>
>Animation is only one small facet of Japanese culture though. It can
>however teach you a LOT about their culture and history. One series
>(or rather three if you wanna get technical) I would really recommend
>watching is Rurouni Kenshin, as it takes place during the Meiji
>restoration and if you're paying attention you can really learn a lot
>about Japans history and culture at the time.
>
>If you're REALLY interested though in the historical aspects of Japan
>I would recommend searching for Japanese history books on Amazon.com.
>Even your local library might have a few books on the subject. Of
>course there's also TONS of books on modern day Japan and its various
>cultures and sub cultures, so simply searching for "Japan" on
>Amazon.com should bring up a whole slew of really good books. Most of
>them have a lot of reviews and ratings and such so you can use those
>to determine if it's worth reading or not.
>
>If you're primarily interested in the animation history and culture of
>Japan then simply watching anime is a great way to get in on it.
>
>I mentioned Greencine in another post, it's basically like Netflix
>except they have a better selection of anime and other media rarities.

Forgot to mention, there are also TONS of different magazines about
various aspects of Japanese culture that you can check out.

Also, one of the BEST websites there is, is Jlist:
http://www.jlist.com/

You can buy TONS of different Japanese products from toys, to games,
to anime, to food, to magazines, to electronics, you name it, they
sell it. Simply browsing through their site can teach you a LOT about
Japanese culture. Also, the owner of the site, an American living in
Japan whose an ex ESL teacher also has a mailing list where he
specifically talks about Japanese culture and what it's like being an
American living in Japan, the cultural differences, etc, etc.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: I'm Just So Fuckin Badass, Watch Me Rape Bitch-tits With His Own Idiocy!

On Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:08:47 +0900, in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
<the2belo@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:

>Oh my god... This flash from Usenet: We have an unconfirmed report this morning
>that *another* Jonathan Herr has crashed into the *other* tower of alt.flame...
>We're under attack:
>
>>Is there a way that people can SEE more of japan's culture?
>
>
>
>How about coming the fuck over here, for one?

Is it anywhere near Killdeer Mountain, North Dakota?