ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>

On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
<usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:

>Poor Mingy, an
>anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more than
>a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.

fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
makes them.

 

metro-golden-meower wrote:
> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>> Poor Mingy, an
>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more than
>> a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>
> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
> makes them.

Pussy

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

 

On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more than
>>> a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>
>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>> makes them.
>
>Pussy

is Good.

---
This is the .sig file of His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12
http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky
http://memweb.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq

 

On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:33:24 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more than
>>>> a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>
>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>> makes them.
>>
>>Pussy
>
>is Good.

if its Clean and Well Cared For.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

Re: INDEED !!

On Mar 17, 10:45?pm, dave hillstrom <D...@MeOw.OrG> wrote:
> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:33:24 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>
>
>
>
>
> <rao...@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
> >On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> ><dracosil...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
> >>metro-golden-meower wrote:
> >>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> >>> <use...@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
> >>>> Poor Mingy, an
> >>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more than
> >>>> a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>
> >>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
> >>> makes them.
>
> >>Pussy
>
> >is Good.
>
> if its Clean and Well Cared For.
>
> --
> dave hillstrom ? mhm15x4 ? zrbj
>
INDEED!

 

stop the lies Dloyd

On Mar 17, 11:48?pm, Gavzilla <Gavzi...@live.com> wrote:
>
fake

 

On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:33:24 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more than
>>>> a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>
>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>> makes them.
>>
>>Pussy
>
>is Good.

Especially your sister's pussy.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:27:50 +0000, metro-golden-meower wrote:

> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>
>>Poor Mingy, an
>>anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more than a
>>dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>
> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow makes
> them.

Get ahold of PJR, he offers the Alcatroll XR-1 Irony Meter free of charge
for kookologists.

--
#1 Offishul Ruiner of Usenet, March 2007
#1 Usenet Asshole, March 2007
#1 Bartlo Pset, March 13-24 2007
#10 Most hated Usenetizen of all time
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2004
COOSN-266-06-25794

 

J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>
>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>> makes them.
>>
>> Pussy
>
> is Good.

Pervert
--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

 

On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>
>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>>> makes them.
>>>
>>> Pussy
>>
>> is Good.
>
>Pervert

Homo.

---
This is the .sig file of His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12
http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky
http://memweb.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq

 

Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>
>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more than
>>> a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>
>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>> makes them.
>
>Pussy

in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...

The indians send signals
From the rocks above the pass
The cowboys take positions
In the bushes and the grass
The squaw is with the corporal
She is tied against the tree
She doesnt mind the language
Its the beating she dont need
She lets loose all the horses
When the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fires dead
And arrows in his hats
And davy crockett rides around
And says its cool for cats
The sweeneys doing ninety
cos theyve got the word to go
They get a gang of villains
In a shed up at heathrow
Theyre counting out the fivers
When the handcuffs lock again
In and out of wandsworth
With the numbers on their names
Its funny how their missus
Always look the bleeding same
And meanwhile at the station
Theres a couple of likely lads
Who swear like hows your father
And theyre very cool for cats
Theyre cool for cats

To change the mood a little
Ive been posing down the pub
On seeing my reflection
Im looking slightly rough
I fancy this, I fancy that
I wanna be so flash
I give a little muscle
And I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time Im sober
Ive forgotten what Ive had
And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
Cool for cats

Shake up at the disco
And I think Ive got a pull
I ask her lots of questions
And she hangs on to the wall
I kiss her for the first time
And then I take her home
Im invited in for coffee
And I give the dog a bone
She likes to go to discos
But shes never on her own
I said Ill see you later
And I give her some old chat
But its not like that on the tv
When its cool for cats
Its cool for cats

cool for cats - squeeze.

so. in conclusion:

__ __ _____ _____ __
| \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
| |\/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
| | | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
|_| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)

 

On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
<raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:

>On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>>
>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>>>> makes them.
>>>>
>>>> Pussy
>>>
>>> is Good.
>>
>>Pervert
>
>Homo.

you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in the
donunt factory.

>---
>This is the .sig file of His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12
>http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky
>http://memweb.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 22:38:37 +0000, metro-golden-meower
<metro-golden-meower@meow.org> wrote:

>On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
><dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more than
>>>> a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>
>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>> makes them.
>>
>>Pussy
>
>in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>
>The indians send signals
>From the rocks above the pass
>The cowboys take positions
>In the bushes and the grass
>The squaw is with the corporal
>She is tied against the tree
>She doesnt mind the language
>Its the beating she dont need
>She lets loose all the horses
>When the corporal is asleep
>And he wakes to find the fires dead
>And arrows in his hats
>And davy crockett rides around
>And says its cool for cats
>The sweeneys doing ninety
>cos theyve got the word to go
>They get a gang of villains
>In a shed up at heathrow
>Theyre counting out the fivers
>When the handcuffs lock again
>In and out of wandsworth
>With the numbers on their names
>Its funny how their missus
>Always look the bleeding same
>And meanwhile at the station
>Theres a couple of likely lads
>Who swear like hows your father
>And theyre very cool for cats
>Theyre cool for cats
>
>To change the mood a little
>Ive been posing down the pub
>On seeing my reflection
>Im looking slightly rough
>I fancy this, I fancy that
>I wanna be so flash
>I give a little muscle
>And I spend a little cash
>But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>And by the time Im sober
>Ive forgotten what Ive had
>And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>Cool for cats
>
>Shake up at the disco
>And I think Ive got a pull
>I ask her lots of questions
>And she hangs on to the wall
>I kiss her for the first time
>And then I take her home
>Im invited in for coffee
>And I give the dog a bone
>She likes to go to discos
>But shes never on her own
>I said Ill see you later
>And I give her some old chat
>But its not like that on the tv
>When its cool for cats
>Its cool for cats
>
> cool for cats - squeeze.

They do it down on camber sands,
They do at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
and everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
and I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell

Shrinking in the sea so cold
topless ladies look away
a He-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbour bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
and I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell.

Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
looking at a local map
About the boys he's gone away
Down to next door caravan.
But behind the chalet
My holiday`s complete
and I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell.

Pulling Mussels (From The Shell) - Squeeze

---
This is the .sig file of His AssHoliness, Raoul Xemblinosky mhm 15x12
http://www.experiencefestival.com/raoul_xemblinosky
http://memweb.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq

 

metro-golden-meower wrote:
> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>
>>>>> Pussy
>>>>
>>>> is Good.
>>>
>>> Pervert
>>
>> Homo.
>
> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in the
> donunt factory.

And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit of brownnosing
going on?

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

metro-golden-meower wrote:
> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>
>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>> makes them.
>>
>> Pussy
>
> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>
> The indians send signals
> From the rocks above the pass
> The cowboys take positions
> In the bushes and the grass
> The squaw is with the corporal
> She is tied against the tree
> She doesnt mind the language
> Its the beating she dont need
> She lets loose all the horses
> When the corporal is asleep
> And he wakes to find the fires dead
> And arrows in his hats
> And davy crockett rides around
> And says its cool for cats
> The sweeneys doing ninety
> cos theyve got the word to go
> They get a gang of villains
> In a shed up at heathrow
> Theyre counting out the fivers
> When the handcuffs lock again
> In and out of wandsworth
> With the numbers on their names
> Its funny how their missus
> Always look the bleeding same
> And meanwhile at the station
> Theres a couple of likely lads
> Who swear like hows your father
> And theyre very cool for cats
> Theyre cool for cats
>
> To change the mood a little
> Ive been posing down the pub
> On seeing my reflection
> Im looking slightly rough
> I fancy this, I fancy that
> I wanna be so flash
> I give a little muscle
> And I spend a little cash
> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
> And by the time Im sober
> Ive forgotten what Ive had
> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
> Cool for cats
>
> Shake up at the disco
> And I think Ive got a pull
> I ask her lots of questions
> And she hangs on to the wall
> I kiss her for the first time
> And then I take her home
> Im invited in for coffee
> And I give the dog a bone
> She likes to go to discos
> But shes never on her own
> I said Ill see you later
> And I give her some old chat
> But its not like that on the tv
> When its cool for cats
> Its cool for cats
>
> cool for cats - squeeze.
>
> so. in conclusion:
>
> __ __ _____ _____ __
>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)

Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make yourself
look 'cool' aren't ya?

--
In the immortal words of ???hw??f:
This is you not giving a shit?
HA HA I MADE YUO POST!
I win & stuff.

 

On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:31:20 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:30:04 -0500, J. Raoul Xemblinosky
>> <raoulx@xi.netcom.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:46:24 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
>>>>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>>>>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat
>>>>>>> plow makes them.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Pussy
>>>>>
>>>>> is Good.
>>>>
>>>> Pervert
>>>
>>> Homo.
>>
>> you're just saying that 'cause he has the job of hole puncher in the
>> donunt factory.
>
>And you're sticking up for him there then? Do i detect a bit of brownnosing
>going on?

Hell by the standards they try and apply to you and I he's practically
got his whole fuckin head up the guys ass and givin him the
roto-rooter treatment.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

 

Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:33:23 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
<dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:

>metro-golden-meower wrote:
>> On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:44:32 -0600, "Jonathan Herr"
>> <dracosilver@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>>
>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>>>> On Sun, 02 Mar 2008 00:52:19 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter
>>>> <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Poor Mingy, an
>>>>> anti-climactic one-trick lame artist who couldn't even last more
>>>>> than a dozen posts before running away like a pathetic coward.
>>>>
>>>> fuckhead. you just killed my pkb meter and i don't think meat plow
>>>> makes them.
>>>
>>> Pussy
>>
>> in these here ng's, that isn't exactly an insult because...
>>
>> The indians send signals
>> From the rocks above the pass
>> The cowboys take positions
>> In the bushes and the grass
>> The squaw is with the corporal
>> She is tied against the tree
>> She doesnt mind the language
>> Its the beating she dont need
>> She lets loose all the horses
>> When the corporal is asleep
>> And he wakes to find the fires dead
>> And arrows in his hats
>> And davy crockett rides around
>> And says its cool for cats
>> The sweeneys doing ninety
>> cos theyve got the word to go
>> They get a gang of villains
>> In a shed up at heathrow
>> Theyre counting out the fivers
>> When the handcuffs lock again
>> In and out of wandsworth
>> With the numbers on their names
>> Its funny how their missus
>> Always look the bleeding same
>> And meanwhile at the station
>> Theres a couple of likely lads
>> Who swear like hows your father
>> And theyre very cool for cats
>> Theyre cool for cats
>>
>> To change the mood a little
>> Ive been posing down the pub
>> On seeing my reflection
>> Im looking slightly rough
>> I fancy this, I fancy that
>> I wanna be so flash
>> I give a little muscle
>> And I spend a little cash
>> But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
>> And by the time Im sober
>> Ive forgotten what Ive had
>> And evrybody tells me that its cool to be a cat
>> Cool for cats
>>
>> Shake up at the disco
>> And I think Ive got a pull
>> I ask her lots of questions
>> And she hangs on to the wall
>> I kiss her for the first time
>> And then I take her home
>> Im invited in for coffee
>> And I give the dog a bone
>> She likes to go to discos
>> But shes never on her own
>> I said Ill see you later
>> And I give her some old chat
>> But its not like that on the tv
>> When its cool for cats
>> Its cool for cats
>>
>> cool for cats - squeeze.
>>
>> so. in conclusion:
>>
>> __ __ _____ _____ __
>>> \/ | ____/ _ \ \ / /
>>>> \/| | _|| | | \ \ /\ / /
>>>> | | |__| |_| |\ V V /_
>>> _| |_|_____\___/ \_/\_/(_)
>
>Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make yourself
>look 'cool' aren't ya?

Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...and it probably took
him about a week to come up with it.

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"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
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properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

Ludbunski wrote:
>"Jonathan Herr" wrote:
>>metro-golden-meower wrote:

[snip "Cool for Cats"]

>>Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make yourself
>>look 'cool' aren't ya?
>
>Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
>with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...

Bwahahaha!

>and it probably took
>him about a week to come up with it.

Yeah, must've taken him ages. You fucking imbecile.

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

'Menjy' wrote:
> Ludbunski wrote:
>> "Jonathan Herr" wrote:
>>> metro-golden-meower wrote:
>
> [snip "Cool for Cats"]
>
>>> Lame. You're trying to copy something that's old and lame and make
>>> yourself look 'cool' aren't ya?
>>
>> Actually the truly sad part is that he probably really did come up
>> with that piece of boring tripe all on his own...
>
> Bwahahaha!
>
>> and it probably took
>> him about a week to come up with it.
>
> Yeah, must've taken him ages. You fucking imbecile.

Says the one with a granny's version of a fight club signature.

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Re: Jonathan Herr is today inducted into the alt dot flame hall of clueless permanewbies <was Re: ping meat plow <was Re: Hey, fuckhead.>>

On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:40:15 +0100, 'Menjy' <mbullock@wanadoo.fr>
wrote:

>Bwa<COCK SLAP>

Nobody wants to hear you bawling like a three year old, Mingy. Go and
get yer Pampers changed and get the fuck off my leg.

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mhm ? x ?
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog


Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )