<PING> Grandma Shirley

"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:50:24 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>
>> Hey everyone its me, Tiffany again ((Shirleys
>> granddaughter))...
>> my grandma just wanted everyone to know that shes
>> back in the hospital
>> again. I kind of forgot what group she said to post
>> this in so I picked the
>> one closest to what I remember. The reason why shes
>> in the hospital is
>> because when she went to the bathroom this morning
>> she pasted blood clots
>> but not out of the general area you would think of.
>> Shes had a cat scan an I
>> think some other test done but there hasnt been
>> anything said about what its
>> really wrong with her. She did say that she should
>> be back home tomorrow or
>> Friday maybe. So hopefully that will be true because
>> I know the fam will be
>> struggling with the making of good food.
>
> Noted with intense displeasure.
>
> Shirley back to the DL.
>
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Thank you, tinmimus99. Kind of you to relay news.

 

On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 18:28:10 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
wrote:

>Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>
>>On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 17:18:19 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
>>
>>> Don't fight it, mimus...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:37:32 -0500, Daedalus wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:17:09 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:36:37 -0500, Wavy G wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 23:43:20 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:50:24 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Hey everyone its me, Tiffany again ((Shirleys granddaughter))...
>>>>>>>>>> my grandma just wanted everyone to know that shes back in the hospital
>>>>>>>>>> again. I kind of forgot what group she said to post this in so I picked the
>>>>>>>>>> one closest to what I remember. The reason why shes in the hospital is
>>>>>>>>>> because when she went to the bathroom this morning she pasted blood clots
>>>>>>>>>> but not out of the general area you would think of. Shes had a cat scan an I
>>>>>>>>>> think some other test done but there hasnt been anything said about what its
>>>>>>>>>> really wrong with her. She did say that she should be back home tomorrow or
>>>>>>>>>> Friday maybe. So hopefully that will be true because I know the fam will be
>>>>>>>>>> struggling with the making of good food.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Noted with intense displeasure.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Shirley back to the DL.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>shit
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What's the "DL"?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The Flonk Disabled List.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Grr.
>>>>>
>>>>> We have one of those? Am I on it?
>>>>
>>>>No, you just wander in and out.
>>>>
>>>>That's different.
>>>
>>> Can I be on it?
>>
>>Sure. Break a leg.
>
>I was thinking more along the lines of, you know, *mental* disability.

That's no reason to be put on the disabled list. Everyone here would
be on the list.

Only special people can be on the list.

Jade

 

On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:31:16 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
<EQWjj.33705$4V6.30683@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:

>
>"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
>news:rvyjj.74052$L%6.14642@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
>> Hey everyone its me, Tiffany again ((Shirleys granddaughter))...
>> my grandma just wanted everyone to know that shes back in the hospital
>> again. I kind of forgot what group she said to post this in so I picked
>the
>> one closest to what I remember. The reason why shes in the hospital is
>> because when she went to the bathroom this morning she pasted blood clots
>> but not out of the general area you would think of. Shes had a cat scan an
>I
>> think some other test done but there hasnt been anything said about what
>its
>> really wrong with her. She did say that she should be back home tomorrow
>or
>> Friday maybe. So hopefully that will be true because I know the fam will
>be
>> struggling with the making of good food.
>
>Tell her we miss her and want her to feel good and come home. ASAP!!
>
>Tell her Smee said so.

....and tell her Sharon said we still have to shoot the cannons & stuff

 

"Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:31:16 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
> <EQWjj.33705$4V6.30683@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:
>
>>
>>"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
>>news:rvyjj.74052$L%6.14642@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
>>> Hey everyone its me, Tiffany again ((Shirleys granddaughter))...
>>> my grandma just wanted everyone to know that shes back in the hospital
>>> again. I kind of forgot what group she said to post this in so I picked
>>the
>>> one closest to what I remember. The reason why shes in the hospital is
>>> because when she went to the bathroom this morning she pasted blood
>>> clots
>>> but not out of the general area you would think of. Shes had a cat scan
>>> an
>>I
>>> think some other test done but there hasnt been anything said about what
>>its
>>> really wrong with her. She did say that she should be back home tomorrow
>>or
>>> Friday maybe. So hopefully that will be true because I know the fam will
>>be
>>> struggling with the making of good food.
>>
>>Tell her we miss her and want her to feel good and come home. ASAP!!
>>
>>Tell her Smee said so.
>
> ...and tell her Sharon said we still have to shoot the cannons & stuff




lol I will and trust me last night I told her that she needed to come home
ASAP cause I was beginning to look like a bag of bones from the food... but
shes on her way home right now and Im sure one of the first things shes
going to do is come up here...

 

On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:15:06 -0500, Shirley wrote:

> "Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
> news:fmqt8k$s0u$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>
>> On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:31:16 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
>> <EQWjj.33705$4V6.30683@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:
>>
>>>"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
>>>news:rvyjj.74052$L%6.14642@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
>>>
>>>> Hey everyone its me, Tiffany again ((Shirleys granddaughter))...
>>>> my grandma just wanted everyone to know that shes back in the hospital
>>>> again. I kind of forgot what group she said to post this in so I picked
>>>the
>>>> one closest to what I remember. The reason why shes in the hospital is
>>>> because when she went to the bathroom this morning she pasted blood
>>>> clots
>>>> but not out of the general area you would think of. Shes had a cat scan
>>>> an
>>>I
>>>> think some other test done but there hasnt been anything said about what
>>>its
>>>> really wrong with her. She did say that she should be back home tomorrow
>>>or
>>>> Friday maybe. So hopefully that will be true because I know the fam will
>>>be
>>>> struggling with the making of good food.
>>>
>>>Tell her we miss her and want her to feel good and come home. ASAP!!
>>>
>>>Tell her Smee said so.
>>
>> ...and tell her Sharon said we still have to shoot the cannons & stuff
>
> lol I will and trust me last night I told her that she needed to come home
> ASAP cause I was beginning to look like a bag of bones from the food... but
> shes on her way home right now

Very good.

> and Im sure one of the first things shes
> going to do is come up here...

You do realize you can take stuff like flour and water and yeast and stuff
and _make_ food, right?

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mimus wrote:

> On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:15:06 -0500, Shirley wrote:
>
>> "Sharon B" <sharon@lart.com> wrote in message
>> news:fmqt8k$s0u$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>>
>>> On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:31:16 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
>>> <EQWjj.33705$4V6.30683@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:
>>>
>>>>"Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
>>>>news:rvyjj.74052$L%6.14642@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
>>>>
>>>>> Hey everyone its me, Tiffany again ((Shirleys granddaughter))...
>>>>> my grandma just wanted everyone to know that shes back in the
>>>>> hospital again. I kind of forgot what group she said to post this in
>>>>> so I picked the one closest to what I remember. The reason why shes
>>>>> in the hospital is because when she went to the bathroom this
>>>>> morning she pasted blood clots but not out of the general area you
>>>>> would think of. Shes had a cat scan an I think some other test done
>>>>> but there hasnt been anything said about what its really wrong with
>>>>> her. She did say that she should be back home tomorrow or Friday
>>>>> maybe. So hopefully that will be true because I know the fam will be
>>>>> struggling with the making of good food.
>>>>
>>>>Tell her we miss her and want her to feel good and come home. ASAP!!
>>>>
>>>>Tell her Smee said so.
>>>
>>> ...and tell her Sharon said we still have to shoot the cannons & stuff
>>
>> lol I will and trust me last night I told her that she needed to come
>> home ASAP cause I was beginning to look like a bag of bones from the
>> food... but shes on her way home right now
>
> Very good.
>
>> and Im sure one of the first things shes going to do is come up
>> here...
>
> You do realize you can take stuff like flour and water and yeast and
> stuff and _make_ food, right?

She's a child. We need to smack Shirley so she will smack Tiff's mom so she
will smack Tiff into self preservation mode and instinctively know how to
cook.
--
Tim Weaver

"We each owe a death, there are no exceptions, I know that,
but sometimes, oh God, the Green Mile seems so long."
-Dabbs Greer as Old Paul Edgecomb from "The Green Mile"

 

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Sharon B
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:31:16 GMT, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net> wrote in
: <EQWjj.33705$4V6.30683@newssvr14.news.prodigy.net>:
:
: :
: : "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
: : news:rvyjj.74052$L%6.14642@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
: : : Hey everyone its me, Tiffany again ((Shirleys granddaughter))...
: : : my grandma just wanted everyone to know that shes back in the
: : : hospital again. I kind of forgot what group she said to post this
: : : in so I picked the one closest to what I remember. The reason why
: : : shes in the hospital is because when she went to the bathroom
: : : this morning she pasted blood clots but not out of the general
: : : area you would think of. Shes had a cat scan an I think some
: : : other test done but there hasnt been anything said about what its
: : : really wrong with her. She did say that she should be back home
: : : tomorrow or Friday maybe. So hopefully that will be true because
: : : I know the fam will be struggling with the making of good food.
: :
: : Tell her we miss her and want her to feel good and come home. ASAP!!
: :
: : Tell her Smee said so.
:
: ...and tell her Sharon said we still have to shoot the cannons & stuff

.......and tell her that old hippy steve leyland sends healing vibes and
*smeps*

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Shirley wrote:

> Well today I have more news....
> Today they checked her proctitus and its larger than it was last time
> they saw it back in November.
>
>
>
>
>
> "Shirley" <bigd1999@bellsoutj.net> wrote in message
> news:rvyjj.74052$L%6.14642@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
> > Hey everyone its me, Tiffany again ((Shirleys granddaughter))...
> > my grandma just wanted everyone to know that shes back in the
> > hospital again. I kind of forgot what group she said to post this
> > in so I picked the one closest to what I remember. The reason why
> > shes in the hospital is because when she went to the bathroom this
> > morning she pasted blood clots but not out of the general area you
> > would think of. Shes had a cat scan an I think some other test
> > done but there hasnt been anything said about what its really
> > wrong with her. She did say that she should be back home tomorrow
> > or Friday maybe. So hopefully that will be true because I know the
> > fam will be struggling with the making of good food.

I did wonder where Shirley was. Tell your grandma that we hope she gets
better soon.

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