NOMINATION: GAB Re: Potential NOMINATION here Re: Physicists don't deliver On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:19:56 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed: > The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote: >>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:49:05 -0700, Y.y.Porat did most oddly state: <snip> >>> ----------------------------- >>> i am afraid you didnt go far enough by understanding human activity >>> and behavior : >>> >>> any act of a (sane ) human being is to enhance his well being even if >>> you go to an entetaionment show it is for contributing something to >>> your health your moral your mood etc >>> that is a built in behaviour in owe 'human machine' to imporove ower >>> life and MAINTAIN our wel being >>> >>> even if you are not aware why and how that behavior was** planted* in >>> you during millions (or even thousands ) of years !!(by evolution !!!) >>> no sane human being is doing anything just for ocupying himsef because >>> even then it has some more basic benefit so any act of a sane human >>> being is toget some BENEFIT >>> out of it >>> even maintaining life is a human benefit so just to sit and >>> phylosophise science is good as playing bridge soif you see the >>> roll of science to be as playing bridge you are welcome >>> but in that case i amj not becoming a big admirer of you i was educated >>> to admire PRODUCTIVE PEOLE >>> ie >>> first of all peple who earn ther bread and butter litreally soif you >>> tell me that a scientific work might advancing science and consiquently >>> advance welfair of people i agree >>> but just to sit and make some activity that will never advance science >>> is void at least for me and i believe many others the main goal of >>> scientific activity should be tobring some practical use !! i am sure >>> it was like that all along history 9and all along history mankind had >>> master parasites and bumps as well ) so please dont encourage them >>> and please remember that >>> that >>> TOO MANY SCIENTISTS SIT ON PUBLIC BUDJETS ! and the tax payers expect >>> som rewards to the money >>> they earn so hardly !! >>> now btw >>> since you mentioned Faradey: >>> after he invented the electric dynamo he and his invention were >>> presented >>> toking Victoria so she asked him >>> 'what use could be from that ' >>> (pleae note the her question about USE .....) and faradey who was >>> unlike todays peole an extremely modest person answered something like >>> ' i dont know .... may be some day it could be taxed ' btw while i >>> heard it for the first time >>> i felt a shiver along my body !! >>> so modest and so powerful was that man !! he himself didnt know >>> >>> that every day and every moment we have to kiss his hands (yes hands !! >>> he was a son of a poor blacksmith and was building that first dynamo >>> WITH HIS 10 FINGERS !!! >>> >>> so those are at least for me >>> my hero worships !! >>> >>> ATB >> >>I believe I see competition for my UBS nomination. 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The Theory of Trollativity [Re: Physicists don't deliver On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:33:42 GMT, Porsche Monkey For Life <PorscheMonkey4Life@iridebutyoudrive.com> wrote: >On the long hot summer day of Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:31:52 -0400, Daedalus >dribbled: >> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:16:15 -0700, Aratzio wrote: >>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:45:27 -0700, in the land of >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal got >>>double secret probation for writing: >>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:24:27 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>> > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >> On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:59:57 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal >>>>> >> wrote: >>>>> >> > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >> >> On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:09:53 -0400, "Robert J. Kolker" wrote: >>>>> >> >> >Uncle Al wrote: >>>>> >> >> >> Daedalus wrote: >>>>> >> >> >>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:41:01 -0700, Uncle Al wrote: >>>>> >> >> >>>>Daedalus wrote: >>>>> >> >> >>>> >>>>> >> >> >>>>>I used to admire physicists in a big way for their big >>>>> >> >> >>>>>ideas and fascinating concepts. These days they just seem >>>>> >> >> >>>>>like nutty professors >>>>> >> >> >>>>>and bullshit artists to me. >>>>> >> >> >>>> >>>>> >> >> >>>>[snip crap] >>>>> >> >> >>>> >>>>> >> >> >>>>Turn off your computer. It runs on physics. Idiot. >>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>> >> >> >>>Oh no sir. I beg to differ. It runs on electricity. I know >>>>> >> >> >>>very well that electricity was not invented nor discovered >>>>> >> >> >>>by a physicist. >>>>> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> 1) James Clarke Maxwell >>>>> >> >> >> 2) Nicola Tesla >>>>> >> >> >> 3) James Bardeen >>>>> >> >> >> 4) Idiot >>>>> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >You forgot Michael Faraday who made the world's first >>>>> >> >> >electrical motor. >>>>> >> >> > >>>>> >> >> >Bob Kolker >>>>> >> >> >>>>> >> >> and what a piss poor motor it was. only when ENGINEERS got a >>>>> >> >> hold of it did it become a useful, broadly applicaple >>>>> >> >> technology. >>>>> >> > >>>>> >> >physics is applied math >>>>> >> >engineering is poorly applied math >>>>> >> > >>>>> >> >math rules >>>>> >> >>>>> >> engineering is math made into something USEFUL to the general, or >>>>> >> specific, public. >>>>> > >>>>> >thats what we let you think >>>>> >>>>> YOU are just trying, and vainly i might add, to twist my tail. hah! >>>> >>>>i dont troll and i dont respond to trolls >>>> >>>> >>>I have statistics... >> >> Your numbers contradict mine. > >I'm not going to respond to this obvious troll. That's ok! Plenty of unctuous sci.physics regs will. Jade
On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:57:23 -0400, mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote: >Daedalus wrote: >> On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:45:47 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> >> wrote: >> >>>On Tue, 1 Jul 2008 14:32:27 -0700 (PDT), Eric Gisse >>><jowr.pi@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >>>>On Jul 1, 10:06 am, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: >>>> >>>>>I used to admire physicists in a big way for their big ideas and >>>>>fascinating concepts. These days they just seem like nutty professors >>>>>and bullshit artists to me. They are the big talkers that never >>>>>deliver on much. The daydreamers that don't seem to ever give you a >>>>>straight answer about anything. Sure we can fold space or make a >>>>>lightsaber in maybe a hundred years. >>>>> >>>>>Astronomers are kind of the same way, but astronomers actually >>>>>discover something new once in a while, or the claim to. Since I don't >>>>>own a Hubble telescope, I don't know if that giant planet is really in >>>>>the next solar system. >>>>> >>>>>We've got biochemists that are on the verge of creating single cells >>>>>out of amino acids in a lab and those yokel physicists are busy >>>>>building giant atom smashers under the ground to look for dark matter. >>>>>And working on this: >>>>> >>>>>http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/07/01/invisible.cloak/index.html?iref=mp... >>>>> >>>>>Why not do something helpful to mankind, you k00ks? >>>>> >>>>>Jade >>>> >>>>Next time you need nuclear imaging, keep physicists in mind. >>> >>>and thats it, folks. the full list of physicists accomplishments >>>during the last 30 years. >> >> I don't even believe that one. >> >Yeah. Paul Lauterbur was a chemist, Peter Mansfield a physicist who >hung out with chemists and engineers. There you have it. I knew the physicists were trying to steal credit and credibility once again. Jade
Re: NOMINATION: GAB Re: Potential NOMINATION here Re: Physicists don't deliver On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:37:19 GMT, The Secretary of HomIntern <cbcrfanexl@zrbj.bet> wrote: >On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:19:56 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed: >> The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote: >>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:49:05 -0700, Y.y.Porat did most oddly state: ><snip> >>>> ----------------------------- >>>> i am afraid you didnt go far enough by understanding human activity >>>> and behavior : >>>> >>>> any act of a (sane ) human being is to enhance his well being even if >>>> you go to an entetaionment show it is for contributing something to >>>> your health your moral your mood etc >>>> that is a built in behaviour in owe 'human machine' to imporove ower >>>> life and MAINTAIN our wel being >>>> >>>> even if you are not aware why and how that behavior was** planted* in >>>> you during millions (or even thousands ) of years !!(by evolution !!!) >>>> no sane human being is doing anything just for ocupying himsef because >>>> even then it has some more basic benefit so any act of a sane human >>>> being is toget some BENEFIT >>>> out of it >>>> even maintaining life is a human benefit so just to sit and >>>> phylosophise science is good as playing bridge soif you see the >>>> roll of science to be as playing bridge you are welcome >>>> but in that case i amj not becoming a big admirer of you i was educated >>>> to admire PRODUCTIVE PEOLE >>>> ie >>>> first of all peple who earn ther bread and butter litreally soif you >>>> tell me that a scientific work might advancing science and consiquently >>>> advance welfair of people i agree >>>> but just to sit and make some activity that will never advance science >>>> is void at least for me and i believe many others the main goal of >>>> scientific activity should be tobring some practical use !! i am sure >>>> it was like that all along history 9and all along history mankind had >>>> master parasites and bumps as well ) so please dont encourage them >>>> and please remember that >>>> that >>>> TOO MANY SCIENTISTS SIT ON PUBLIC BUDJETS ! and the tax payers expect >>>> som rewards to the money >>>> they earn so hardly !! >>>> now btw >>>> since you mentioned Faradey: >>>> after he invented the electric dynamo he and his invention were >>>> presented >>>> toking Victoria so she asked him >>>> 'what use could be from that ' >>>> (pleae note the her question about USE .....) and faradey who was >>>> unlike todays peole an extremely modest person answered something like >>>> ' i dont know .... may be some day it could be taxed ' btw while i >>>> heard it for the first time >>>> i felt a shiver along my body !! >>>> so modest and so powerful was that man !! he himself didnt know >>>> >>>> that every day and every moment we have to kiss his hands (yes hands !! >>>> he was a son of a poor blacksmith and was building that first dynamo >>>> WITH HIS 10 FINGERS !!! >>>> >>>> so those are at least for me >>>> my hero worships !! >>>> >>>> ATB >>> >>>I believe I see competition for my UBS nomination. Anyone want to do the >>>honours? >> >> Porat is also prime GAB material. > >The nomination is so moved, as the candidate's qualifications are >blindingly obvious. > >Seconds? undoubtedly seconded. Jade
On Sun, 6 Jul 2008 00:41:49 -0700 (PDT), "Y.Porat" <y.y.porat@gmail.com> wrote: >On Jul 6, 4:07?am, PD <TheDraperFam...@gmail.com> wrote: >> On Jul 5, 3:25?pm, NoEinstein <noeinst...@bellsouth.net> wrote: >> >> > On Jul 5, 3:49?pm, PD <TheDraperFam...@gmail.com> wrote: >> >> > Dear PD: ?Edison found a suitable filament for the first commercial >> > light bulb by trial and error. >> >> OK, that's one element of the light bulb. Now consider the other >> aspects of the light bulb, such as the size of the filament, the gas >> in the bulb. Oh, and whether power should be delivered AC or DC. Trial >> and error? Think again. > >------------------ >of course >alll th e buisiness of electricity was a trial and error >business >the first battart was invented by Volta >by accident!! > >he was insecting a frog on a zinc table >and suddenly noticed that its legs >are moving whenever he is tpuching its body by a copper knife >of something like that >one thing is sure >has it been Paul Draper instead OF vOLTA he would vever get out >of it and never will enhance the finding !!! >2 >all day long PD $company are preaching that all big >BREAKTHROUGH FINDINGS WERE DUE TO >THEORETIC SCIENCE > now !! >what was the real breakthrough with the light bulb >was it Edissons first bulb >or was it all the improvements that come later >(noty to mension that even the improvements that came later >was manily bu trial and error >the answer is not even aquestion of intelligence >it is a problem of human INTEGRITY !!! AND DECENCY !! >i woukld say that > >to relate, for instance, the light bulb to theoretic >sciece >breakthroughs >is shameless impertinence !!or ignorance of history and >stupidity ?? >2 > >Einstein indeed was not a big technologist >and even so invented the E=mc^2 >which is THE FORMULA OF THE 20 the century >(ans may be of any time !!) >but a big but >his trial and eror (**again trial and error**!!) >about GR and curved spacetime >was a magnificent trial >but a collosal error !! > >ATB >Y.Porat I didn't know you could set your news reader to type with diagonal justification. Jade
Re: The Theory of Trollativity [Re: Physicists don't deliver On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:53:33 -0400, in alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> bloviated: >On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 01:33:42 GMT, Porsche Monkey For Life ><PorscheMonkey4Life@iridebutyoudrive.com> wrote: > >>On the long hot summer day of Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:31:52 -0400, Daedalus >>dribbled: >>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:16:15 -0700, Aratzio wrote: >>>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:45:27 -0700, in the land of >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mariposas rand mair fheal got >>>>double secret probation for writing: >>>>> dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 20:24:27 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote: >>>>>> > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> >> On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:59:57 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal >>>>>> >> wrote: >>>>>> >> > dave hillstrom wrote: >>>>>> >> >> On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:09:53 -0400, "Robert J. Kolker" wrote: >>>>>> >> >> >Uncle Al wrote: >>>>>> >> >> >> Daedalus wrote: >>>>>> >> >> >>>On Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:41:01 -0700, Uncle Al wrote: >>>>>> >> >> >>>>Daedalus wrote: >>>>>> >> >> >>>> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>>I used to admire physicists in a big way for their big >>>>>> >> >> >>>>>ideas and fascinating concepts. These days they just seem >>>>>> >> >> >>>>>like nutty professors >>>>>> >> >> >>>>>and bullshit artists to me. >>>>>> >> >> >>>> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>[snip crap] >>>>>> >> >> >>>> >>>>>> >> >> >>>>Turn off your computer. It runs on physics. Idiot. >>>>>> >> >> >>> >>>>>> >> >> >>>Oh no sir. I beg to differ. It runs on electricity. I know >>>>>> >> >> >>>very well that electricity was not invented nor discovered >>>>>> >> >> >>>by a physicist. >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>>> >> >> >> 1) James Clarke Maxwell >>>>>> >> >> >> 2) Nicola Tesla >>>>>> >> >> >> 3) James Bardeen >>>>>> >> >> >> 4) Idiot >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>>> >> >> >> >>>>>> >> >> >You forgot Michael Faraday who made the world's first >>>>>> >> >> >electrical motor. >>>>>> >> >> > >>>>>> >> >> >Bob Kolker >>>>>> >> >> >>>>>> >> >> and what a piss poor motor it was. only when ENGINEERS got a >>>>>> >> >> hold of it did it become a useful, broadly applicaple >>>>>> >> >> technology. >>>>>> >> > >>>>>> >> >physics is applied math >>>>>> >> >engineering is poorly applied math >>>>>> >> > >>>>>> >> >math rules >>>>>> >> >>>>>> >> engineering is math made into something USEFUL to the general, or >>>>>> >> specific, public. >>>>>> > >>>>>> >thats what we let you think >>>>>> >>>>>> YOU are just trying, and vainly i might add, to twist my tail. hah! >>>>> >>>>>i dont troll and i dont respond to trolls >>>>> >>>>> >>>>I have statistics... >>> >>> Your numbers contradict mine. >> >>I'm not going to respond to this obvious troll. > >That's ok! Plenty of unctuous sci.physics regs will. > More feminist lies.
On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:48:17 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with the following claims : > hwأf, ye hedge-born lick spigot, if I owe you anything I shall pay > you in cudgels, ye mooed: > >> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:02:49 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with >> the following claims : >> >>> §ñühw?£f, ye greasy sour ferryman, thou have as little honesty as >>> honour, ye disagreed: >>> >>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 02:21:28 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists >>>> with >>>> the following claims : >>>> >>>>> ?§?±?¼hw???£f, ye boot-licking disloyal man, I think upon it, I think, >>>>> I >>>>> smelled, O villainy, ye grieved: >>>>> >>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:54:46 -0700, BURT aided th' terraists with the >>>>>> following claims : >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Jul 5, 7:55 am, ???§???±???¼hw???????£f <snuhw...@netscape.net> >>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:53:11 -0700, Aratzio aided th' terraists with >>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>> following claims : >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> > On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 03:32:52 GMT, in the land of >>>>>>>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Yogi Mothball >>>>>>>> > <someot...@email.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:33:11 -0700, ???§???±???¼hw???????£f wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>> On Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:28:09 +0000, Aratzio aided th' terraists >>>>>>>> >>> with >>>>>>>> >>> the >>>>>>>> >>> following claims : >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:16:17 -0700, in >>>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ???§???±???¼hw???????£f >>>>>>>> >>>> <snuhw...@netscape.net> >>>>>>>> >>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:48:04 +0000, Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of >>>>>>>> >>>>>Confusion aided th' terraists with the following claims : >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:04:23 -0700, ???§???±???¼hw???????£f >>>>>>>> >>>>>> attempted to >>>>>>>> >>>>>> confuse >>>>>>>> >>>>>> the >>>>>>>> >>>>>> issue further by squeaking: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:34:21 +0000, The God of Odd >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Statements, >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Henry >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Schmidt aided th' terraists with the following claims : >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:26:02 +0000, Sam Wormley did most >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> oddly >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> state: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ave Maelstrom's wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> spread >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> and >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> similar >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> to >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "foo" and "bar". >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> privileges >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> of the new office. here here!!" >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> -dave hillstrom >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Hey Dave--Let's talk Global Positioning System, >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> specifically >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Cesium and Rubidium clocks, relativistic corrections and >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> quantum mechanics behind the circuitry. Then there is the >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> determination of the figure of the earth, the spread >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> spectrum >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> correlation receivers and the correlation pseudo noise >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> codes. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Add to that the supersensitive electronic receivers used >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> in >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ground control segment and the semiconductor technology in >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> receiving CPUs.... It was the theorists and the physicists >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> with >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> insatiable curiosity that came up with the breakthroughs >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> necessary for this global utility. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Bet you don't even know what GPS is! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Why are you replying to Daev's .sig? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Because Daev sig is SEXY, duh. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> BTW, it was the concept of triangulation what made possible >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> the >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> theory that yu could looks at the timestamps of differents >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> signals >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> comming from the sAtTelitEs that they soem tiems use to beem >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> thots >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> into our heds when they are not using them to spy onus with >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> our >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> cellfonez. FYI HTH >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> HAND >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>> So, math again. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>GPS STANDS FOR 'GENERAL PERSONAL SCRUTINY'!!!!11111!!!!!!! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>> What are you? A Tom Cruise wanna be? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>> The scientologistses kicked me out because I woulna take off me >>>>>>>> >>> tinfoil >>>>>>>> >>> hat! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>I *told* you I can't cut hair very good. Once I determined each >>>>>>>> >>follicles speed I was unable to determine their precise location! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> > Explains the bald part. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> The follicular-quantum entanglement states that if you cut one then >>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>> others are cut. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> --www.unsecureflight.com- Hide quoted text - >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> - Show quoted text - >>>>>>> >>>>>>> They're not attatched. Single particles are individual waves. >>>>>>> >>>>>> Ive got it covered: I have wavy hair. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> So I see. Close your legs and turn your webcam off. >>>> >>>> I've been meaning to tint the grey wons... >>> >>> It doesn't need a hairdresser. It needs a panel beater. >> >> Why do you insist on using such obscure terminology??? > > I'm not American. > IMPERIALIST! >> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panel_beater >> Ahhh...who's up for a bit of "detailing"? > > Trust you to take the most innocuous implication. Pfft. > My chode is not to be confused with a fender, fyi. >> >> > > ;-> 8@|
On Jul 5, 9:07?pm, PD <TheDraperFam...@gmail.com> wrote: > On Jul 5, 3:25?pm, NoEinstein <noeinst...@bellsouth.net> wrote: > > > On Jul 5, 3:49?pm, PD <TheDraperFam...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > Dear PD: ?Edison found a suitable filament for the first commercial > > light bulb by trial and error. > > OK, that's one element of the light bulb. Now consider the other > aspects of the light bulb, such as the size of the filament, the gas > in the bulb. Oh, and whether power should be delivered AC or DC. Trial > and error? Think again. > > >?If a person inventing can get insight > > from what went before, by all means use that insight. ?I'm glad you > > mention "the Scientific Method". ?Albert Einstein knew absolutely > > nothing about that. ?He just blindly accepted the notions of others > > without any math checks nor experimentation. > > That's incorrect. He was quite familiar with the body of experimental > evidence. > > >?To this day, there has > > never been a math check, nor an experiment, which confirms E = mc^2. > > And you might want to check that again, too. > > > > > Thanks for "partially" agreeing with me. ?Perhaps there is hope for > > you yet! ?? NoEinstein ?- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - Dear PD: You have just put your foot in your mouth! If you know of any valid experimental or mathematical verification of SR, please elucidate. The 'atom bomb' doesn't qualify as a proof of anything other than the no-brainer that: There is a lot of energy in matter, and the more dense the matter, the more energy." Put up or shut up, fellow! ? NoEinstein ?
On Jul 5, 11:49?pm, "Y.y.Porat" <y.y.po...@gmail.com> wrote: > On Jul 5, 7:09?pm, Uncle Ben <b...@greenba.com> wrote: > > > > > > > On Jul 4, 11:27?pm, "Y.Porat" <y.y.po...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > On Jul 5, 1:32?am, NoEinstein <noeinst...@bellsouth.net> wrote: > > > > > On Jul 1, 2:06?pm, Daedalus <j...@newtko0ouks.biz> wrote: > > > > > > I used to admire physicists in a big way for their big ideas and > > > > > fascinating concepts. These days they just seem like nutty professors > > > > > and bullshit artists to me. They are the big talkers that never > > > > > deliver on much. The daydreamers that don't seem to ever give you a > > > > > straight answer about anything. Sure we can fold space or make a > > > > > lightsaber in maybe a hundred years. > > > > > > Astronomers are kind of the same way, but astronomers actually > > > > > discover something new once in a while, or the claim to. Since I don't > > > > > own a Hubble telescope, I don't know if that giant planet is really in > > > > > the next solar system. > > > > > > We've got biochemists that are on the verge of creating single cells > > > > > out of amino acids in a lab and those yokel physicists are busy > > > > > building giant atom smashers under the ground to look for dark matter. > > > > > And working on this: > > > > > >http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/07/01/invisible.cloak/index.html?iref=mp... > > > > > > Why not do something helpful to mankind, you k00ks? > > > > > > Jade > > > > > Dear Jade: > > > > > One can be a scientist without having taken a course in science. ?The > > > > main requirements are: Intelligence; insatiable curiosity; patience; > > > > keen powers of observation; and determination. ?The manifestations of > > > > physics, in particular, are all around us. ?One need not have read a > > > > text to know about simple machines, thermodynamics; optical effects, > > > > magnetism, and simple electricity. ?The ?original? scientists started > > > > from scratch. ?So too can those who have the five qualities, above. > > > > > Too many tend to credit physics (and physicists) with invention. > > > > Actually, nothing could be further from the truth! ?A person cannot > > > > ?patent? a law of nature. ?Pragmatic engineers can find solutions of > > > > tremendous importance simply by using common sense. ?Ever since ?space- > > > and > > > > > ? NoEinstein ? > > > When Faraday had discovered some of the laws of electricity, he was > > asked, "What is it good for?" > > His answer: "What is a baby for?" > > > The purpose of physics is to discover how the world works. > > > Sometimes a person can be both, but the roles are distinctly > > different. > > > Uncle Ben > > Physicist and Engineer > > ----------------------------- > i am afraid you didnt go far enough ?by understanding human activity > and behavior : > > any act of a (sane ) human being is to enhance his ?well being > even if you go to an entetaionment show > it is for contributing something to your health your moral > your mood etc > that is a built in behaviour in owe 'human machine' > to imporove ower life and MAINTAIN ?our wel being > > even if you are not aware why and how that behavior was** planted* in > you ?during millions (or even thousands ) of years !!(by > evolution !!!) > no sane human being is doing anything just for ocupying himsef > because even then it has some more basic benefit > so > any act of a sane ?human being ?is toget some BENEFIT > ?out of it > even ? ?maintaining life is a human benefit > so > just to sit and phylosophise ? science is good as > playing ? bridge > soif you see the roll of science to be as playing > bridge > you are welcome > but in that case i amj not becoming a big admirer of you > i was educated to admire ?PRODUCTIVE PEOLE > ?ie > first of all peple who earn ther bread and butter litreally > soif you tell me that a scientific work might advancing science > and consiquently advance welfair of people > i agree > but just to sit and make some activity that will never advance > science is void at ?least for me and i believe many others > the main goal of scientific activity should be > tobring some practical use !! > i am sure it was like that all along history > 9and all along history mankind had ?master ?parasites and bumps > as well ) > so please dont encourage them > and ?please remember that > that > ?TOO MANY SCIENTISTS SIT ON PUBLIC BUDJETS ! > ?and the tax payers expect som rewards to the money > they earn so hardly !! > now btw > since you mentioned ?Faradey: > after he invented the electric dynamo > he and his invention were presented ? ?toking Victoria > so she asked him > 'what use could be from that ' > (pleae note ?the her question about USE .....) > and faradey who was unlike todays peole > an extremely modest person answered > something like > ' i dont know ?.... may be some day it could be taxed ' > btw > while ?i heard it for the first time > ?i felt a shiver ? ?along my body !! > so modest and so powerful was that man !! > he himself didnt know > > that every day and every moment we have to kiss his hands > (yes hands !! he was a son of a poor blacksmith > and was ?building that first dynamo > ?WITH HIS 10 FINGERS !!! > > so those are at ? least for me > my hero worships !! > > ATB > Y.Porat > ------------------- Hide quoted text - > > - Show quoted text - Dear Y.Porat: ? 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On Jul 6, 2:41am, Yogi Mothball <someot...@email.com> wrote: > On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:07:28 -0700, PD wrote: > > On Jul 5, 3:25pm, NoEinstein <noeinst...@bellsouth.net> wrote: > >> On Jul 5, 3:49pm, PD <TheDraperFam...@gmail.com> wrote: > >> Dear PD: Edison found a suitable filament for the first commercial > >> light bulb by trial and error. > > > OK, that's one element of the light bulb. Now consider the other aspects > > of the light bulb, such as the size of the filament, the gas in the > > bulb. Oh, and whether power should be delivered AC or DC. Trial and > > error? Think again. > > Um, bad example. Thomas Edison did EVERYTHING by trial and error. He > stumbled upon Direct Current first and because it worked for him in his > laboratory he refused to switch to the Alternating Current used by Tesla > because he couldn't bring himself to publicly admit that Tesla was right > about anything. The electric chair came about because Edison publicly > electrocuted dozens of dogs in an attempt to force congress to outlaw AC > as too dangerous for use by the public. Edison was never a theorist, he > was an empiricist and made tens of thousands of lightbulbs with different > combinations of components and chose the best that he ran across. > > >>If a person inventing can get insight > >> from what went before, by all means use that insight. I'm glad you > >> mention "the Scientific Method". Albert Einstein knew absolutely > >> nothing about that. He just blindly accepted the notions of others > >> without any math checks nor experimentation. > > > That's incorrect. He was quite familiar with the body of experimental > > evidence. > > And he was constantly checking his own calculations. The cosmological > constant came about because Einstein didn't have faith in his > calculations that disagreed with the body of opinion at the time. Weird > example as he later claimed the cosmological constant was the greatest > mistake of his career, then after his death it was found to be necessary > again. > > >>To this day, there has > >> never been a math check, nor an experiment, which confirms E = mc^2. > > > And you might want to check that again, too. > > Ask someone in Hiroshima or Nagasaki. > > -- > ? 88 > ,d 88 > 88 88 > MM88MMM 88,dPPYba, ,adPPYba, > 88 88P' "8a a8P_____88 > 88 88 88 8PP""""""" > 88, 88 88 "8b, ,aa > "Y888 88 88 `"Ybbd8"' > 88 88 > "" 88 ,d > 88 88 > 88,dPYba,,adPYba, 88 ,adPPYb,d8 88,dPPYba, MM88MMM 8b d8 > 88P' "88" "8a 88 a8" `Y88 88P' "8a 88 `8b d8' > 88 88 88 88 8b 88 88 88 88 `8b d8' > 88 88 88 88 "8a, ,d88 88 88 88, `8b,d8' > 88 88 88 88 `"YbbdP"Y8 88 88 "Y888 Y88' > aa, ,88 d8' > "Y8bbdP" d8' > 88 88 88 > 88 88 88 > 88 88 88 > 88,dPPYba, ,adPPYYba, 88 88 ,adPPYba, ,adPPYba, > 88P' "8a "" `Y8 88 88 a8" "8a a8" "8a > 88 d8 ,adPPPPP88 88 88 8b d8 8b d8 > 88b, ,a8" 88, ,88 88 88 "8a, ,a8" "8a, ,a8" > 8Y"Ybbd8"' `"8bbdP"Y8 88 88 `"YbbdP"' `"YbbdP"' > > 8 d8 8888 d8 > 8d8b.d8b. 8d8b. 8d8b.d8b. 8 8ww. Yb dP 8 > 8P Y8P Y8 8P Y8 8P Y8P Y8 8 `8 `8.. 8 > 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 Y88P dP Yb 8 > > There were problems with this post. > > Warning: Signature is more than 4 lines long. > Warning: The message is mostly quoted text. > _________ _____________ > |Go Back| |Post Anyway| Dear Yogi: You are right-on regarding Edison! But you obviously accept the Einstein tenet that the Universe isn't in a state of equilibrium. All of the missing mass junk is due to Newton's law of gravitation being wrong. And the Big Bang that causes that conundrum requires Einstein's notion that Time and Space don't exist near super massive objects and... singularities. When I invalidated the M-M experiment (no CONTROL), I disproved SR and GR! Please read the following links to better understand why. NoEinstein Where Angels Fear to Fall http://groups.google.com/group/sci....&q=Where Angels Fear to Fall#898737b3de57d9e6 Cleaning Away Einsteins Mishmash http://groups.google.com/group/sci....ef0aee462d26?hl=en&lnk=st&q=#739aef0aee462d26 Dropping Einstein Like a Stone http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/browse_thread/thread/989e16c59967db2b?hl=en#
On Jul 6, 3:41?am, "Y.Porat" <y.y.po...@gmail.com> wrote: > On Jul 6, 4:07?am, PD <TheDraperFam...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > On Jul 5, 3:25?pm, NoEinstein <noeinst...@bellsouth.net> wrote: > > > > On Jul 5, 3:49?pm, PD <TheDraperFam...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > > Dear PD: ?Edison found a suitable filament for the first commercial > > > light bulb by trial and error. > > > OK, that's one element of the light bulb. Now consider the other > > aspects of the light bulb, such as the size of the filament, the gas > > in the bulb. Oh, and whether power should be delivered AC or DC. Trial > > and error? Think again. > > ------------------ > of course > alll th e ? buisiness of electricity was a trial and error > business > the first battart was invented by Volta > by accident!! > > he was insecting a frog on a zinc ?table > and ? ?suddenly noticed that its legs > are moving whenever ?he is tpuching its body by a copper knife > of something like that > one thing is sure > has it been Paul Draper instead OF vOLTA ?he would vever get out > of it and never will enhance the finding !!! > 2 > all ?day long PD $company ? are preaching that all big > BREAKTHROUGH ?FINDINGS WERE DUE TO > THEORETIC ? SCIENCE > ?now !! > what was the real breakthrough with the light bulb > was it Edissons first bulb > or was it all the improvements that come ? later > (noty to mension that even the improvements that came later > was manily bu trial and error > the answer is not even ?aquestion of intelligence > it is a ? ? problem of human ?INTEGRITY !!! AND DECENCY !! > i woukld say that > > to relate, for instance, the ?light ?bulb ? ? ? ? ? to theoretic > sciece > breakthroughs > is ? ?shameless impertinence !!or ignorance of history and > stupidity ??? > 2 > > Einstein indeed ?was not a big technologist > and even so invented the E=mc^2 > which is THE FORMULA OF THE 20 the century > (ans may be of any time !!) > but ? a big but > his trial and eror ? (**again trial and error**!!) > about ?GR and curved spacetime > was a magnificent trial > but a collosal ? error !! > > ATB > Y.Porat > ------------------------------- Dear Y.Porat: Your typing has errors, but your reasoning is superb! ? NoEinstein ?
NoEinstein wrote: > On Jul 6, 2:26 am, Yogi Mothball <someot...@email.com> wrote: > >>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:08:22 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> >>> BURT <macromi...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>> >>>>On Jul 5, 7:55 am, hwأf <snuhw...@netscape.net> wrote: >>>> >>>>>Aratzio aided th' terraists with the following claims : >>>>> >>>>>>Yogi Mothball got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>> >>>>>>>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:33:11 -0700, hwأf wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Aratzio aided th' terraists with the following claims : >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>hwأf <snuhw...@netscape.net> bloviated: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion aided th' terraists : >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>hwأf attempted to confuse the issue further by squeaking: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt aided th' terraists: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Sam Wormley did most oddly state: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>ave Maelstrom's wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>-- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj "i believe that the word >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"fuckhead" has become so wide spread and nearly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"foo" and "bar". >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the privileges >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of the new office. here here!!" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -dave >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey Dave--Let's talk Global Positioning System, >>>>>>>>>>>>>> specifically Cesium and Rubidium clocks, relativistic >>>>>>>>>>>>>> corrections and the quantum mechanics behind the >>>>>>>>>>>>>> circuitry. Then there is the determination of the >>>>>>>>>>>>>> figure of the earth, the spread spectrum correlation >>>>>>>>>>>>>> receivers and the correlation pseudo noise codes. Add >>>>>>>>>>>>>> to that the supersensitive electronic receivers used >>>>>>>>>>>>>> in the ground control segment and the semiconductor >>>>>>>>>>>>>> technology in the receiving CPUs.... It was the >>>>>>>>>>>>>> theorists and the physicists with insatiable curiosity >>>>>>>>>>>>>> that came up with the breakthroughs necessary for this >>>>>>>>>>>>>> global utility. >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bet you don't even know what GPS is! >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Why are you replying to Daev's .sig? >> >>>>>>>>>>>>Because Daev sig is SEXY, duh. >> >>>>>>>>>>>>BTW, it was the concept of triangulation what made possible >>>>>>>>>>>>the theory that yu could looks at the timestamps of >>>>>>>>>>>>differents signals comming from the sAtTelitEs that they soem >>>>>>>>>>>>tiems use to beem thots into our heds when they are not using >>>>>>>>>>>>them to spy onus with our cellfonez. FYI HTH >>>>>>>>>>>>HAND >> >>>>>>>>>>>So, math again. >> >>>>>>>>>>GPS STANDS FOR 'GENERAL PERSONAL SCRUTINY'!!!!11111!!!!!!! >> >>>>>>>>>> >> >>>>>>>>>What are you? A Tom Cruise wanna be? >> >>>>>>>>The scientologistses kicked me out because I woulna take off me >>>>>>>>tinfoil hat! >> >>>>>>>I *told* you I can't cut hair very good. Once I determined each >>>>>>>follicles speed I was unable to determine their precise location! >> >>>>>>Explains the bald part. >> >>>>>The follicular-quantum entanglement states that if you cut one then >>>>>the others are cut. >> >>>>They're not attatched. Single particles are individual waves. >> >>>there is no particle entanglement >> >>Albert Einstein was once arrested in Passaic for "spooky action at a >>distance." >> >>-- >> 88 >> ,d 88 >> 88 88 >> MM88MMM 88,dPPYba, ,adPPYba, >> 88 88P' "8a a8P_____88 >> 88 88 88 8PP""""""" >> 88, 88 88 "8b, ,aa >> "Y888 88 88 `"Ybbd8"' >> 88 88 >> "" 88 ,d >> 88 88 >> 88,dPYba,,adPYba, 88 ,adPPYb,d8 88,dPPYba, MM88MMM 8b d8 >> 88P' "88" "8a 88 a8" `Y88 88P' "8a 88 `8b d8' >> 88 88 88 88 8b 88 88 88 88 `8b d8' >> 88 88 88 88 "8a, ,d88 88 88 88, `8b,d8' >> 88 88 88 88 `"YbbdP"Y8 88 88 "Y888 Y88' >> aa, ,88 d8' >> "Y8bbdP" d8' >> 88 88 88 >> 88 88 88 >> 88 88 88 >> 88,dPPYba, ,adPPYYba, 88 88 ,adPPYba, ,adPPYba, >> 88P' "8a "" `Y8 88 88 a8" "8a a8" "8a >> 88 d8 ,adPPPPP88 88 88 8b d8 8b d8 >> 88b, ,a8" 88, ,88 88 88 "8a, ,a8" "8a, ,a8" >> 8Y"Ybbd8"' `"8bbdP"Y8 88 88 `"YbbdP"' `"YbbdP"' >> >> 8 d8 8888 d8 >> 8d8b.d8b. 8d8b. 8d8b.d8b. 8 8ww. Yb dP 8 >> 8P Y8P Y8 8P Y8 8P Y8P Y8 8 `8 `8. 8 >> 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 Y88P dP Yb 8 >> >>There were problems with this post. >> >>Warning: Signature is more than 4 lines long. >>Warning: The message is mostly quoted text. >> _________ _____________ >> |Go Back| |Post Anyway|- Hide quoted text - >> >>- Show quoted text - > > > Dear Yogi: You are either over-my-head, or beyond my patience. If > any one on this group figures out your puzzle, please let me know. > NoEinstein "Sometimes he appears to be a Fool, sometimes a wise man. Sometimes he seems splendid as a king, sometimes feeble-minded. Sometimes he is calm and silent. Sometimes he draws men to him. Sometimes people honor him greatly, sometimes they insult him. Sometimes they ignore him." -- nuts
???hw?f, ye jelly-blubbered wanton light of heart, a villain with a smiling cheek, a goodly apple rotten at the heart, ye yapped: > On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:48:17 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with > the following claims : > >> hwأf, ye hedge-born lick spigot, if I owe you anything I shall pay >> you in cudgels, ye mooed: >> >>> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:02:49 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists >>> with >>> the following claims : >>> >>>> §ñühw?£f, ye greasy sour ferryman, thou have as little honesty as >>>> honour, ye disagreed: >>>> >>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 02:21:28 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists >>>>> with >>>>> the following claims : >>>>> >>>>>> ?§?±?¼hw???£f, ye boot-licking disloyal man, I think upon >>>>>> it, I think, >>>>>> I >>>>>> smelled, O villainy, ye grieved: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:54:46 -0700, BURT aided th' terraists with >>>>>>> the >>>>>>> following claims : >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Jul 5, 7:55 am, ???§???±???¼hw???????£f >>>>>>>> <snuhw...@netscape.net> >>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:53:11 -0700, Aratzio aided th' terraists >>>>>>>>> with >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>> following claims : >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> > On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 03:32:52 GMT, in the land of >>>>>>>>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Yogi Mothball >>>>>>>>> > <someot...@email.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:33:11 -0700, >>>>>>>>> >>???§???±???¼hw???????£f wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>> On Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:28:09 +0000, Aratzio aided th' >>>>>>>>> >>> terraists >>>>>>>>> >>> with >>>>>>>>> >>> the >>>>>>>>> >>> following claims : >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:16:17 -0700, in >>>>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, >>>>>>>>> >>>> ???§???±???¼hw???????£f >>>>>>>>> >>>> <snuhw...@netscape.net> >>>>>>>>> >>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:48:04 +0000, Demon Lord Henry Schmidt >>>>>>>>> >>>>>of >>>>>>>>> >>>>>Confusion aided th' terraists with the following claims : >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:04:23 -0700, >>>>>>>>> >>>>>> ???§???±???¼hw???????£f >>>>>>>>> >>>>>> attempted to >>>>>>>>> >>>>>> confuse >>>>>>>>> >>>>>> the >>>>>>>>> >>>>>> issue further by squeaking: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:34:21 +0000, The God of Odd >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Statements, >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Henry >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Schmidt aided th' terraists with the following claims : >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:26:02 +0000, Sam Wormley did most >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> oddly >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> state: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ave Maelstrom's wrote: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> spread >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> and >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> similar >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> to >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "foo" and "bar". >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> and that it should uphold the responsibilities and >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> enjoy >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> privileges >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> of the new office. here here!!" >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> -dave hillstrom >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Hey Dave--Let's talk Global Positioning System, >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> specifically >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Cesium and Rubidium clocks, relativistic corrections and >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> quantum mechanics behind the circuitry. Then there is >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> determination of the figure of the earth, the spread >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> spectrum >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> correlation receivers and the correlation pseudo noise >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> codes. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Add to that the supersensitive electronic receivers used >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> in >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ground control segment and the semiconductor technology >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> in >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> receiving CPUs.... It was the theorists and the >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> physicists >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> with >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> insatiable curiosity that came up with the breakthroughs >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> necessary for this global utility. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Bet you don't even know what GPS is! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Why are you replying to Daev's .sig? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Because Daev sig is SEXY, duh. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> BTW, it was the concept of triangulation what made >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> possible >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> theory that yu could looks at the timestamps of differents >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> signals >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> comming from the sAtTelitEs that they soem tiems use to >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> beem >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> thots >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> into our heds when they are not using them to spy onus >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> with >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> our >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> cellfonez. FYI HTH >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> HAND >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>> So, math again. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>GPS STANDS FOR 'GENERAL PERSONAL SCRUTINY'!!!!11111!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>> What are you? A Tom Cruise wanna be? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>> The scientologistses kicked me out because I woulna take off >>>>>>>>> >>> me >>>>>>>>> >>> tinfoil >>>>>>>>> >>> hat! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>I *told* you I can't cut hair very good. Once I determined each >>>>>>>>> >>follicles speed I was unable to determine their precise >>>>>>>>> >>location! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> > Explains the bald part. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> The follicular-quantum entanglement states that if you cut one >>>>>>>>> then >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>> others are cut. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> --www.unsecureflight.com- Hide quoted text - >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> - Show quoted text - >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> They're not attatched. Single particles are individual waves. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Ive got it covered: I have wavy hair. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> So I see. Close your legs and turn your webcam off. >>>>> >>>>> I've been meaning to tint the grey wons... >>>> >>>> It doesn't need a hairdresser. It needs a panel beater. >>> >>> Why do you insist on using such obscure terminology??? >> >> I'm not American. >> > IMPERIALIST! God Save the Queen and all who sail in her! >>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panel_beater >>> Ahhh...who's up for a bit of "detailing"? >> >> Trust you to take the most innocuous implication. Pfft. >> > My chode is not to be confused with I am not aware of any webcams that lie, wolfie. > a fender, fyi. A badly bent fender at that. -- Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007. Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660 Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk
On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:10:59 -0400, mixed nuts k'lamed: > NoEinstein wrote: >> On Jul 6, 2:26 am, Yogi Mothball wrote: >>>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 15:08:22 -0700, mariposas rand mair fheal wrote: >>>> BURT wrote: >>>>>On Jul 5, 7:55 am, ???hw?f wrote: >>>>>>Aratzio aided th' terraists with the following claims : >>>>>>>Yogi Mothball got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:33:11 -0700, ???hw?f wrote: >>>>>>>>>Aratzio aided th' terraists with the following claims : >>>>>>>>>>???hw?f bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>Demon Lord Henry Schmidt of Confusion aided th' terraists : >>>>>>>>>>>>???hw?f attempted to confuse the issue further by >>>>>>>>>>>>squeaking: >>>>>>>>>>>>>The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt aided th' terraists: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sam Wormley did most oddly state: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ave Maelstrom's wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>-- >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj "i believe that the word >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"fuckhead" has become so wide spread and nearly meaningless >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo" and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"bar". >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the privileges >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of the new office. here here!!" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -dave >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hillstrom >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hey Dave--Let's talk Global Positioning System, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> specifically Cesium and Rubidium clocks, relativistic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> corrections and the quantum mechanics behind the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> circuitry. Then there is the determination of the figure >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of the earth, the spread spectrum correlation receivers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and the correlation pseudo noise codes. Add to that the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> supersensitive electronic receivers used in the ground >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> control segment and the semiconductor technology in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> receiving CPUs.... It was the theorists and the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> physicists with insatiable curiosity that came up with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the breakthroughs necessary for this global utility. >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bet you don't even know what GPS is! >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Why are you replying to Daev's .sig? >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>Because Daev sig is SEXY, duh. >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>BTW, it was the concept of triangulation what made possible >>>>>>>>>>>>>the theory that yu could looks at the timestamps of differents >>>>>>>>>>>>>signals comming from the sAtTelitEs that they soem tiems use >>>>>>>>>>>>>to beem thots into our heds when they are not using them to >>>>>>>>>>>>>spy onus with our cellfonez. FYI HTH HAND >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>So, math again. >>> >>>>>>>>>>>GPS STANDS FOR 'GENERAL PERSONAL SCRUTINY'!!!!11111!!!!!!! >>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>> >>>>>>>>>>What are you? A Tom Cruise wanna be? >>> >>>>>>>>>The scientologistses kicked me out because I woulna take off me >>>>>>>>>tinfoil hat! >>> >>>>>>>>I *told* you I can't cut hair very good. Once I determined each >>>>>>>>follicles speed I was unable to determine their precise location! >>> >>>>>>>Explains the bald part. >>> >>>>>>The follicular-quantum entanglement states that if you cut one then >>>>>>the others are cut. >>> >>>>>They're not attatched. Single particles are individual waves. >>> >>>>there is no particle entanglement >>> >>>Albert Einstein was once arrested in Passaic for "spooky action at a >>>distance." >> >> Dear Yogi: You are either over-my-head, or beyond my patience. If any >> one on this group figures out your puzzle, please let me know. -- >> NoEinstein > > "Sometimes he appears to be a Fool, sometimes a wise man. Sometimes he > seems splendid as a king, sometimes feeble-minded. Sometimes he is calm > and silent. Sometimes he draws men to him. 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You can put a stop to this by telling everyone that they're out to get you at every available opportunity. You are the only sane one. Those that give you a hard time about morally bankrupt things you yourself admit to are just persecutioners of the new inquisition. Yelling in all caps and cursing at your detractors is debate. Your detractors laughing at you with sarcastic remarks is obvious anger and jealousy. If doing something results in the loss of your account, legal hassles, or blunt trauma injury, do it again. It always works better the second time. Asterisks, lots and lots of Asterisks. Poking holes in kookscreed is stalking, and is a felony. K00ks LOVE to "connect the dots". They are, of course, dots that only the k00k can see. "They laughed at Einstein, too!" ....with thanks to Aratzio, Dr. Flonkenstein, Dan Baldwin, Cujo, CJ Osterwald, Jade, Bookman, and John Henry, of AUK. Meow. Original thread at http://tinyurl.com/3fsho - some posts may not appear due to x-no-archive headers. The spelling mistakes are intentional, dolt.
Re: NOMINATION: GAB Re: Potential NOMINATION here Re: Physicistsdon't deliver On Jul 8, 9:37?am, The Secretary of HomIntern <cbcrfan...@zrbj.bet> wrote: > On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:19:56 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed: > > > > > The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote: > >>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:49:05 -0700, Y.y.Porat did most oddly state: > <snip> > >>> ----------------------------- > >>> i am afraid you didnt go far enough ?by understanding human activity > >>> and behavior : > > >>> any act of a (sane ) human being is to enhance his ?well being even if > >>> you go to an entetaionment show it is for contributing something to > >>> your health your moral your mood etc > >>> that is a built in behaviour in owe 'human machine' to imporove ower > >>> life and MAINTAIN ?our wel being > > >>> even if you are not aware why and how that behavior was** planted* in > >>> you during millions (or even thousands ) of years !!(by evolution !!!) > >>> no sane human being is doing anything just for ocupying himsef because > >>> even then it has some more basic benefit so any act of a sane ?human > >>> being ?is toget some BENEFIT > >>> ?out of it > >>> even ? ?maintaining life is a human benefit so just to sit and > >>> phylosophise ? science is good as playing ? bridge soif you see the > >>> roll of science to be as playing bridge you are welcome > >>> but in that case i amj not becoming a big admirer of you i was educated > >>> to admire ?PRODUCTIVE PEOLE > >>> ?ie > >>> first of all peple who earn ther bread and butter litreally soif you > >>> tell me that a scientific work might advancing science and consiquently > >>> advance welfair of people i agree > >>> but just to sit and make some activity that will never advance science > >>> is void at ?least for me and i believe many others the main goal of > >>> scientific activity should be tobring some practical use !! i am sure > >>> it was like that all along history 9and all along history mankind had > >>> master ?parasites and bumps as well ) so please dont encourage them > >>> and ?please remember that > >>> that > >>> ?TOO MANY SCIENTISTS SIT ON PUBLIC BUDJETS ! and the tax payers expect > >>> ?som rewards to the money > >>> they earn so hardly !! > >>> now btw > >>> since you mentioned ?Faradey: > >>> after he invented the electric dynamo he and his invention were > >>> presented > >>> ? toking Victoria so she asked him > >>> 'what use could be from that ' > >>> (pleae note ?the her question about USE .....) and faradey who was > >>> unlike todays peole an extremely modest person answered something like > >>> ' i dont know ?.... may be some day it could be taxed ' btw while ?i > >>> heard it for the first time > >>> ?i felt a shiver ? ?along my body !! > >>> so modest and so powerful was that man !! he himself didnt know > > >>> that every day and every moment we have to kiss his hands (yes hands !! > >>> he was a son of a poor blacksmith and was ?building that first dynamo > >>> ?WITH HIS 10 FINGERS !!! > > >>> so those are at ? least for me > >>> my hero worships !! > > >>> ATB > > >>I believe I see competition for my UBS nomination. Anyone want to do the > >>honours? > > > Porat is also prime GAB material. > > The nomination is so moved, as the candidate's qualifications are > blindingly obvious. > > Seconds? > > -- > ________________________________________________________________________ > Hail Eris! "The personal _is_ political." > Bent Depraved N. Deviant Cock-Smoker, Esq., Superfaggot > COOSN-029-06-71069; Usenet Ruiner #5; Official Chung Demon > Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16 > Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 > AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2 > Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 > Rotate email munge 13 times to get real addy > "The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children." > > "What a lame copycat you are." -- the PorchMonkey4Life, posting as "The > Secretary of HomIntern", in MID: <UkdTh.2573$Z66.747@trnddc06>, > re-defines irony yet again. > > Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle > Trainer of the PorchMonkey4Lifehttp://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ > > "Stupidity excuses nothing. ?It's only a reason...." -- Phxbrd > Old politicalcompass.org: > Economic Left/Right: -7.63 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.38 > New political compass: > Economic Left/Right: -6.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67 > Odd. I seem to be swaying. > > "The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID: > <Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1...@bignews1.bellsouth.net> > > Killfiled by: directory; Anim8rfsk > "It's not nice to misrepresent Mother Nature."http://www.lowgenius.net/kookway.htm > TEH WAY OF THE K00K > Never learn from your mistakes. > Always practice your mistakes; you may get them right. > Always pick on those smarter and tougher than you. > Always believe that only you know the TRVTH. > Never allow logic or reason get in the way of a good k00k. > When being overwhelmed by logic and reason: k00ksuit! > If you are going to be wrong, do it at the top of your lungs. > When caught in a lie: LIE! > When in doubt: Order the Crab Won Ton > Plagiarism is your friend. Use it. > Whenever contradicted; morph, start calling people names, and make false > accusations. Include the children of your target in your allegations, > even if they don't have any. > (06-Jun-05) When nobody else will listen, post to your own fan group. > (06-Jun-05) Obviously, since you have your own fan group, this must mean > that you have fans. Post prolifically to your fan group - you wouldn't > want to disappoint them! > (10-May-2005)Everyone reads usenet. Approval here means approval > everywhere. > Post numerous blank posts, or posts containing only a message id. > Post numerous copy&paste web articles from crackerpot websites. > Never forget to call kookologists "k00ks." > If there are several, call them "sockpuppets" too > When all else fails, accuse various and sundry kookologists of e-mailing > viruses to you. ?This is a sure-fire method of garnering sympathy and > ensuring that the General Public will always see things your way. ?An > especially effective sub-strategy here is to accuse them of infecting > you with the 'Sasser' worm via e-mail. > Quote notorious scientists or writers - it makes it look as if they > approve the drivel you are writing! > (9-Jul-05) Anytime your computer is infected with a virus, bogged down > by spyware, attacked over your internet connection, or otherwise suffers > from preventable problems, government agencies are responsible and are > trying to silence you and are monitoring your computer files. > Ignore all traffic signs and feel free to trespass, you don't have to > obey any rules. > Scare your enemies with lawsuits, police escorts and whines. > Always back up your empty (albeit noisy) threats with phony LARTs, false > police reports, and harassing letters to the FBI and other gubbermint > agencies. > Be vigilant in your redundancy. The more you repeat yourself, the more > likely others will believe you! > If you can't find anyone as crazy as yourself to support you in the > flamewars you start with the normal population, create sock puppets and > use anonymous remailers that shamelessly hang on every word you write. > (17-Mar-05) When dealing with law enforcement, remember that it is they > who have the problem, not you. ?Be sure to inform them of this at every > available opportunity, as they will surely appreciate your constructive > criticism. ?Be sure to make them aware that YOU KNOW YOUR RIGHTS! ?("The > cops like that, when people know their rights. ?That way they don't have > to read them to you on the way to the station." - George Carlin) > The more your fake personalities adulate you, the more respect you'll > get! > When confronted with a reality that you don't like: Announce loudly > that you are departing, never to return as long as there's an Internet. > Come back in three or four days and claim you were drunk, hacked, > abducted by alience, or forged. Alternately you can just not even > mention your prior departure, and if anyone asks you about it, either > ignore them or respond with something along the lines of "YOUR NOT THE > BOSS OF ME! ?*PLONK*!" People really know you mean business then. > Always remain clueproof. > (20-Mar-05) Anyone who does not believe that you are the reincarnation > of [$DEITY_OR_PROPHET] is obviously an infidel lacking in faith whose > soul in in peril of everlasting damnation. > When responding to one line challenges, post paragraphs of rants and > screed in response. > Incoherency is not a roadblock to poasting. > Neither is illiteracy. > Delusions poasted often enough become fact. > Claim you will destroy <insert newsfroup> for attacking you. > When spnaked, send cmsg for Fanboi newsfroup(s). > Find your Lame, Use your Lame, Be your Lame! > Post Edit when the TRVTH hurts. > Always sneck the offending newsfroups. > Always poast pictures of yourself so you can be admired in all your k00ky > glory. > Always accuse others of the very acts you are guilty of. > Post lots of boasts about your high IQ and incredible talents. > (20-Mar-05) If you repeat a lie often enough, it becomes the truth. > Anybody who fails to understand this is engaged in a deliberate campaign > of misinformation and character assassination. > Always <plonk> somebody just before replying the plonkee! > The k00k considers itself the most intelligent person in any > conversation, possibly on the planet. Other people are benighted and > ignorant, and have been waiting their whole lives for the k00k to rescue > them from intellectual darkness. > Write a self-published book and claim it a success. Bonus points for > comparing it to "Mein Kampf" and/or the Bible. > Declare yourself equal to a deity of your choice. > Claim that you've come from other planets. > Claim thousands of past lives. > Frothing complaints carry far more weight when you send them from > "legal@" some domain. > Nothing strikes terror into the hearts of your detractors more than > telling them that you're archiving their messages for possible use in > the future. > Never forget that everyone else posting to Usenet is a paid > disinformation agent looking to discredit you. > Usenet is governed by US law. If a poster in Romania killfiles you, he's > obviously violating your 1st Amendment rights and can be sued. > Every news admin in the world hangs out in NANAU, and they're just dying > to nuke the ... > > read more ? and how about some new physics ??? -) Y.P -----------------
Re: NOMINATION: GAB Re: Potential NOMINATION here Re: Physicists don't deliver On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:07:43 -0700, Y.y.Porat did most oddly state: > On Jul 8, 9:37?am, The Secretary of HomIntern wrote: >> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:19:56 -0600, Art Deco k'lamed: >> > The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt wrote: >> >>On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:49:05 -0700, Y.y.Porat did most oddly state: >> <snip> >> >>> ----------------------------- >> >>> i am afraid you didnt go far enough ?by understanding human >> >>> activity and behavior : >> >> >>> any act of a (sane ) human being is to enhance his ?well being even >> >>> if you go to an entetaionment show it is for contributing something >> >>> to your health your moral your mood etc >> >>> that is a built in behaviour in owe 'human machine' to imporove ower >> >>> life and MAINTAIN ?our wel being >> >> >>> even if you are not aware why and how that behavior was** planted* >> >>> in you during millions (or even thousands ) of years !!(by evolution >> >>> !!!) no sane human being is doing anything just for ocupying himsef >> >>> because even then it has some more basic benefit so any act of a >> >>> sane ?human being ?is toget some BENEFIT >> >>> ?out of it >> >>> even ? ?maintaining life is a human benefit so just to sit and >> >>> phylosophise ? science is good as playing ? bridge soif you see >> >>> the roll of science to be as playing bridge you are welcome but in >> >>> that case i amj not becoming a big admirer of you i was educated to >> >>> admire ?PRODUCTIVE PEOLE >> >>> ?ie >> >>> first of all peple who earn ther bread and butter litreally soif you >> >>> tell me that a scientific work might advancing science and >> >>> consiquently advance welfair of people i agree >> >>> but just to sit and make some activity that will never advance >> >>> science is void at ?least for me and i believe many others the main >> >>> goal of scientific activity should be tobring some practical use !! >> >>> i am sure it was like that all along history 9and all along history >> >>> mankind had master ?parasites and bumps as well ) so please dont >> >>> encourage them and ?please remember that >> >>> that >> >>> ?TOO MANY SCIENTISTS SIT ON PUBLIC BUDJETS ! and the tax payers >> >>> expect ?som rewards to the money >> >>> they earn so hardly !! >> >>> now btw >> >>> since you mentioned ?Faradey: >> >>> after he invented the electric dynamo he and his invention were >> >>> presented >> >>> ? toking Victoria so she asked him >> >>> 'what use could be from that ' >> >>> (pleae note ?the her question about USE .....) and faradey who was >> >>> unlike todays peole an extremely modest person answered something >> >>> like ' i dont know ?.... may be some day it could be taxed ' btw >> >>> while ?i heard it for the first time >> >>> ?i felt a shiver ? ?along my body !! so modest and so powerful >> >>> was that man !! he himself didnt know >> >> >>> that every day and every moment we have to kiss his hands (yes hands >> >>> !! he was a son of a poor blacksmith and was ?building that first >> >>> dynamo ?WITH HIS 10 FINGERS !!! >> >> >>> so those are at ? least for me >> >>> my hero worships !! >> >> >>> ATB >> >> >>I believe I see competition for my UBS nomination. Anyone want to do >> >>the honours? >> >> > Porat is also prime GAB material. >> >> The nomination is so moved, as the candidate's qualifications are >> blindingly obvious. >> >> Seconds? > > and how about some new physics ??? -) If it's anything like "new math", I'd have to decline -- I don't need to get in trouble with Smee. -- ________________________________________________________________________ Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5; Chung Convict #28; Usenet Ruiner #5 Demon Lord of Confusion; Official Chung Demon; Top Asshole #3 COOSN-029-06-71069; Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Lits Slut #16 Gutter Chix0r #17; BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4 AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19 Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18 The posting nym is best removed from my posting address if your goal is to speak with me in private. Supreme High Overlord of rec.radio.* Chuck Lysaght: Tarred & Feathered! "Atheists are people who have no invisible means of support" Join my RuneScape clan! http://z11.invisionfree.com/Holy_Pretzel_Cabal/index.php Full name of clan: Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet And Usenet Terrorist Pretzel "I know how you special busboys are. You're crazy." -- John "special busboy" Wentzky, in Message-ID: <HMb3k.2413$bh5.2204@bignews4.bellsouth.net> "Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it adversely." -- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID: <V6xNe.27650$XM3.20042@bignews5.bellsouth.net> "Fredbot == SameAsB4 == TGOOS "You are stalking me, even after I thrashed ya." -- PorchMonkey4Life, a veritable combination of Sherlock Holmes and Doc Savage for the 21st Century. No, really. Would I lie? MID: <zaUqh.2972$E35.415@trnddc02> "He unleashes a fecal explosion he time he posts. He uses so many nyms because he gets beaten so easily and so convincingly in flame wars and tries to hide behind nyms in the hopes of getting a fresh start. To bad for him that his lameness keep shining through like a beacon for all tards (e.g., SameAs$B4, Demon Spawn, Barbara's Pus$y, FredBot, TGOOS, ......, etc)" -- Monkey-man identifies <jitter> as me, among others, in broken English, in MID: <Z_Xqh.3167$E35.215@trnddc02> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle Trainer of the above k00k http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/ "Q: What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, caring, and well-read? A: A tourist." -- Anonymous "It would be offly hard for any of you to abuse me on usenet. Really. I have the advantage. I could easily turn alt.usenet.kooks into a cesspool of encoded posts. Bringing the noise ratio up so high as to make the group worthless. Anybody who can code could do this, why nobody has bothered before now is beyond me. The ultimate spamming engine.. 'BAWAHAHA'" -- Dustbin "Outer Filth" K00k's delusions of grandeur reached new heights, in Message-ID: <Xns98355D29419B9HHI2948AJD832@69.28.186.121> "Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time." -- H. L. Mencken "Consider that language a moment. 'Purposefully and materially supported hostilities against the United States' is in the eye of the beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other part of the so-called 'War on Terror.' "If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them up." -- William Rivers Pitt "It has become clear in recent months that a critical mass of the American people have seen through the lies of the Bush administration; with the president's polls at an historic low, growing resistance to the war Iraq, and the Democrats likely to take back the Congress in mid-term elections, the Bush administration is on the ropes. And so it is particularly worrying that President Bush has seen fit, at this juncture to, in effect, declare himself dictator." -- Frank Morales http://www.uruknet.biz/?p=m27769&hd=0&size=1&l=e&fark "Right you are correct. Someone hooked me. I do believe in building relationships. That is what Christians are required to do. I am amoral. I am sure you know what that means. So are Scorpios. I am being 'protected' by the Formosa Rule because of my 'mental illness'. I am not targeting 'teh Mop Jockey'. You are and you are using me as a bait. Please stop. I have my own fish to reel in. Leave me alone. It is my hope that I will be able to catch a fish and reel it in for you. Once my retired bishop thought I was fishing for him and he took the bait, alas it wasn't me and that spelled the demise of our relationship. Have a little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in Message-ID: <ochc3.ag0.17.1@news.alt.net> "It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments. Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$6618@COMTECK.COM> To Whom It May Concern: Att'y Michael James Cranston stalker kook, Esq., is a dogfucker and Kook of the Month for March 2007
On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:20:27 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with the following claims : > hwأf, ye jelly-blubbered wanton light of heart, a villain with a > smiling cheek, a goodly apple rotten at the heart, ye yapped: > >> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:48:17 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with >> the following claims : >> >>> §ñühw?£f, ye hedge-born lick spigot, if I owe you anything I shall pay >>> you in cudgels, ye mooed: >>> >>>> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:02:49 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists >>>> with >>>> the following claims : >>>> >>>>> ?§?±?¼hw???£f, ye greasy sour ferryman, thou have as little honesty as >>>>> honour, ye disagreed: >>>>> >>>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 02:21:28 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists >>>>>> with >>>>>> the following claims : >>>>>> >>>>>>> ???§???±???¼hw???????£f, ye boot-licking disloyal man, I think upon >>>>>>> it, I think, >>>>>>> I >>>>>>> smelled, O villainy, ye grieved: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:54:46 -0700, BURT aided th' terraists with >>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>> following claims : >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Jul 5, 7:55 am, ???????§???????±???????¼hw???????????????£f >>>>>>>>> <snuhw...@netscape.net> >>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:53:11 -0700, Aratzio aided th' terraists >>>>>>>>>> with >>>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>> following claims : >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> > On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 03:32:52 GMT, in the land of >>>>>>>>>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Yogi Mothball >>>>>>>>>> > <someot...@email.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:33:11 -0700, >>>>>>>>>> >>???????§???????±???????¼hw???????????????£f wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>> On Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:28:09 +0000, Aratzio aided th' >>>>>>>>>> >>> terraists >>>>>>>>>> >>> with >>>>>>>>>> >>> the >>>>>>>>>> >>> following claims : >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:16:17 -0700, in >>>>>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, >>>>>>>>>> >>>> ???????§???????±???????¼hw???????????????£f >>>>>>>>>> >>>> <snuhw...@netscape.net> >>>>>>>>>> >>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:48:04 +0000, Demon Lord Henry Schmidt >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>of >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>Confusion aided th' terraists with the following claims : >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:04:23 -0700, >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> ???????§???????±???????¼hw???????????????£f >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> attempted to >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> confuse >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> issue further by squeaking: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:34:21 +0000, The God of Odd >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Statements, >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Henry >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Schmidt aided th' terraists with the following claims : >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:26:02 +0000, Sam Wormley did most >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> oddly >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> state: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ave Maelstrom's wrote: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> spread >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> and >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> similar >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> to >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "foo" and "bar". >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> and that it should uphold the responsibilities and >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> enjoy >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> privileges >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> of the new office. here here!!" >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> -dave hillstrom >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Hey Dave--Let's talk Global Positioning System, >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> specifically >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Cesium and Rubidium clocks, relativistic corrections and >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> quantum mechanics behind the circuitry. Then there is >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> determination of the figure of the earth, the spread >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> spectrum >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> correlation receivers and the correlation pseudo noise >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> codes. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Add to that the supersensitive electronic receivers used >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> in >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ground control segment and the semiconductor technology >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> in >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> receiving CPUs.... It was the theorists and the >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> physicists >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> with >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> insatiable curiosity that came up with the breakthroughs >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> necessary for this global utility. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Bet you don't even know what GPS is! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Why are you replying to Daev's .sig? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Because Daev sig is SEXY, duh. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> BTW, it was the concept of triangulation what made >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> possible >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> theory that yu could looks at the timestamps of differents >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> signals >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> comming from the sAtTelitEs that they soem tiems use to >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> beem >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> thots >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> into our heds when they are not using them to spy onus >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> with >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> our >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> cellfonez. FYI HTH >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> HAND >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> So, math again. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>GPS STANDS FOR 'GENERAL PERSONAL SCRUTINY'!!!!11111!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>>> What are you? A Tom Cruise wanna be? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>> The scientologistses kicked me out because I woulna take off >>>>>>>>>> >>> me >>>>>>>>>> >>> tinfoil >>>>>>>>>> >>> hat! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> >>I *told* you I can't cut hair very good. Once I determined each >>>>>>>>>> >>follicles speed I was unable to determine their precise >>>>>>>>>> >>location! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> > Explains the bald part. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> The follicular-quantum entanglement states that if you cut one >>>>>>>>>> then >>>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>> others are cut. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> --www.unsecureflight.com- Hide quoted text - >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> - Show quoted text - >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> They're not attatched. Single particles are individual waves. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Ive got it covered: I have wavy hair. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> So I see. Close your legs and turn your webcam off. >>>>>> >>>>>> I've been meaning to tint the grey wons... >>>>> >>>>> It doesn't need a hairdresser. It needs a panel beater. >>>> >>>> Why do you insist on using such obscure terminology??? >>> >>> I'm not American. >>> >> IMPERIALIST! > > God Save the Queen and all who sail in her! > On the HMS Mary Hinge... >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panel_beater >>>> Ahhh...who's up for a bit of "detailing"? >>> >>> Trust you to take the most innocuous implication. Pfft. >>> >> My chode is not to be confused with > > I am not aware of any webcams that lie, wolfie. > Objects in cam may be larger than they appear... >> a fender, fyi. > > A badly bent fender at that. With a fur collar. -- http://www.alternet.org/blogs/rights/90764/
???hw?f, ye mammering martyr slain in cupid's wars, I see a good amendment of life in thee, from praying to purse taking, ye growled: > On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:20:27 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists with > the following claims : > >> hwأf, ye jelly-blubbered wanton light of heart, a villain with a >> smiling cheek, a goodly apple rotten at the heart, ye yapped: >> >>> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:48:17 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists >>> with >>> the following claims : >>> >>>> §ñühw?£f, ye hedge-born lick spigot, if I owe you anything I shall >>>> pay >>>> you in cudgels, ye mooed: >>>> >>>>> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:02:49 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists >>>>> with >>>>> the following claims : >>>>> >>>>>> ?§?±?¼hw???£f, ye greasy sour ferryman, thou have as little >>>>>> honesty as >>>>>> honour, ye disagreed: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 02:21:28 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' >>>>>>> terraists >>>>>>> with >>>>>>> the following claims : >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> ???§???±???¼hw???????£f, ye boot-licking >>>>>>>> disloyal man, I think upon >>>>>>>> it, I think, >>>>>>>> I >>>>>>>> smelled, O villainy, ye grieved: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:54:46 -0700, BURT aided th' terraists with >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>> following claims : >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Jul 5, 7:55 am, >>>>>>>>>> ???????§???????±???????¼hw???????????????£f >>>>>>>>>> <snuhw...@netscape.net> >>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:53:11 -0700, Aratzio aided th' terraists >>>>>>>>>>> with >>>>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>> following claims : >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> > On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 03:32:52 GMT, in the land of >>>>>>>>>>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Yogi Mothball >>>>>>>>>>> > <someot...@email.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:33:11 -0700, >>>>>>>>>>> >>???????§???????±???????¼hw???????????????£f >>>>>>>>>>> >>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>> On Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:28:09 +0000, Aratzio aided th' >>>>>>>>>>> >>> terraists >>>>>>>>>>> >>> with >>>>>>>>>>> >>> the >>>>>>>>>>> >>> following claims : >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:16:17 -0700, in >>>>>>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, >>>>>>>>>>> >>>> ???????§???????±???????¼hw???????????????£f >>>>>>>>>>> >>>> <snuhw...@netscape.net> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:48:04 +0000, Demon Lord Henry >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>Schmidt >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>of >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>Confusion aided th' terraists with the following claims : >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:04:23 -0700, >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> ???????§???????±???????¼hw???????????????£f >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> attempted to >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> confuse >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> issue further by squeaking: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:34:21 +0000, The God of Odd >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Statements, >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Henry >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Schmidt aided th' terraists with the following claims : >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:26:02 +0000, Sam Wormley did >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> most >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> oddly >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> state: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ave Maelstrom's wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> wide >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> spread >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> and >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> similar >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> to >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "foo" and "bar". >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> and that it should uphold the responsibilities and >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> enjoy >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> privileges >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> of the new office. here here!!" >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> -dave hillstrom >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Hey Dave--Let's talk Global Positioning System, >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> specifically >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Cesium and Rubidium clocks, relativistic corrections >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> and >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> quantum mechanics behind the circuitry. Then there is >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> determination of the figure of the earth, the spread >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> spectrum >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> correlation receivers and the correlation pseudo noise >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> codes. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Add to that the supersensitive electronic receivers >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> used >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> in >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ground control segment and the semiconductor >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> technology >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> in >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> receiving CPUs.... It was the theorists and the >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> physicists >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> with >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> insatiable curiosity that came up with the >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> breakthroughs >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> necessary for this global utility. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Bet you don't even know what GPS is! >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Why are you replying to Daev's .sig? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Because Daev sig is SEXY, duh. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> BTW, it was the concept of triangulation what made >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> possible >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> theory that yu could looks at the timestamps of >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> differents >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> signals >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> comming from the sAtTelitEs that they soem tiems use to >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> beem >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> thots >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> into our heds when they are not using them to spy onus >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> with >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> our >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> cellfonez. FYI HTH >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> HAND >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> So, math again. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>GPS STANDS FOR 'GENERAL PERSONAL SCRUTINY'!!!!11111!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>> What are you? A Tom Cruise wanna be? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>> The scientologistses kicked me out because I woulna take off >>>>>>>>>>> >>> me >>>>>>>>>>> >>> tinfoil >>>>>>>>>>> >>> hat! >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>I *told* you I can't cut hair very good. Once I determined >>>>>>>>>>> >>each >>>>>>>>>>> >>follicles speed I was unable to determine their precise >>>>>>>>>>> >>location! >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> > Explains the bald part. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> The follicular-quantum entanglement states that if you cut one >>>>>>>>>>> then >>>>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>> others are cut. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> --www.unsecureflight.com- Hide quoted text - >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> - Show quoted text - >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> They're not attatched. Single particles are individual waves. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Ive got it covered: I have wavy hair. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> So I see. Close your legs and turn your webcam off. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I've been meaning to tint the grey wons... >>>>>> >>>>>> It doesn't need a hairdresser. It needs a panel beater. >>>>> >>>>> Why do you insist on using such obscure terminology??? >>>> >>>> I'm not American. >>>> >>> IMPERIALIST! >> >> God Save the Queen and all who sail in her! >> > On the HMS Mary Hinge... > >>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panel_beater >>>>> Ahhh...who's up for a bit of "detailing"? >>>> >>>> Trust you to take the most innocuous implication. Pfft. >>>> >>> My chode is not to be confused with >> >> I am not aware of any webcams that lie, wolfie. >> > Objects in cam may be larger than they appear... > >>> a fender, fyi. >> >> A badly bent fender at that. > > With a fur collar. O gawd! 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? "Daedalus" <jade@newtko0ouks.biz> ?????? ??? ?????? news:kprk64l7n0vbi2ocbes1n0goei20j66gn6@4ax.com... > > I used to admire physicists in a big way for their big ideas and > fascinating concepts. These days they just seem like nutty professors > and bullshit artists to me. They are the big talkers that never > deliver on much. The daydreamers that don't seem to ever give you a > straight answer about anything. Sure we can fold space or make a > lightsaber in maybe a hundred years. > > Astronomers are kind of the same way, but astronomers actually > discover something new once in a while, or the claim to. Since I don't > own a Hubble telescope, I don't know if that giant planet is really in > the next solar system. > > We've got biochemists that are on the verge of creating single cells > out of amino acids in a lab and those yokel physicists are busy > building giant atom smashers under the ground to look for dark matter. > And working on this: > > http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/07/01/invisible.cloak/index.html?iref=mpstoryview > > Why not do something helpful to mankind, you k00ks? > How about the giant magnetoresistive theory, that led to today's 500 GB hard drives? The team that did that, got even a Nobel prize. Or the floating gate transistor, that led to flash memory? -- Tzortzakakis Dimitrios major in electrical engineering mechanized infantry reservist hordad AT otenet DOT gr
"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote in message news:2lzh9r$7mb$4@rec.photo.lilliputian-mazoomas.biz.germany... > ???hw?f, ye mammering martyr slain in cupid's wars, I see a good > amendment of life in thee, from praying to purse taking, ye growled: > >> On Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:20:27 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists >> with >> the following claims : >> >>> hw?~f, ye jelly-blubbered wanton light of heart, a villain with >>> a >>> smiling cheek, a goodly apple rotten at the heart, ye yapped: >>> >>>> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 11:48:17 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists >>>> with >>>> the following claims : >>>> >>>>> ?,?f?fhw?f?~?,f, ye hedge-born lick spigot, if I owe you >>>>> anything I shall >>>>> pay >>>>> you in cudgels, ye mooed: >>>>> >>>>>> On Mon, 07 Jul 2008 03:02:49 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' terraists >>>>>> with >>>>>> the following claims : >>>>>> >>>>>>> ?f?,?,?f?f?,?f?f?,hw?f?f?,?~?f?,?,f, ye greasy sour >>>>>>> ferryman, thou have as little >>>>>>> honesty as >>>>>>> honour, ye disagreed: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Sun, 06 Jul 2008 02:21:28 -1200, Kadaitcha Man aided th' >>>>>>>> terraists >>>>>>>> with >>>>>>>> the following claims : >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ?f?f?,?,?f?,?,?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?f?f?,?f?f?,?,hw?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?~?f?f?,?,?f?,?,f, >>>>>>>>> ye boot-licking >>>>>>>>> disloyal man, I think upon >>>>>>>>> it, I think, >>>>>>>>> I >>>>>>>>> smelled, O villainy, ye grieved: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 12:54:46 -0700, BURT aided th' terraists with >>>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>> following claims : >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On Jul 5, 7:55 am, >>>>>>>>>>> ?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?,?f?f?,?,?f?,?,?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?f?f?f?,?,?f?,?,?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?f?f?f?,?,?f?,?,hw?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?f?f?f?,?,?f?,?,?~?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?,?f?f?,?,?f?,?,f >>>>>>>>>>> <snuhw...@netscape.net> >>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 21:53:11 -0700, Aratzio aided th' terraists >>>>>>>>>>>> with >>>>>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>>> following claims : >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> > On Sat, 05 Jul 2008 03:32:52 GMT, in the land of >>>>>>>>>>>> > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Yogi Mothball >>>>>>>>>>>> > <someot...@email.com> got double secret probation for >>>>>>>>>>>> > writing: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>On Fri, 04 Jul 2008 08:33:11 -0700, >>>>>>>>>>>> >>?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?,?f?f?,?,?f?,?,?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?f?f?f?,?,?f?,?,?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?f?f?f?,?,?f?,?,hw?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?f?f?f?,?,?f?,?,?~?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?,?f?f?,?,?f?,?,f >>>>>>>>>>>> >>wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>> On Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:28:09 +0000, Aratzio aided th' >>>>>>>>>>>> >>> terraists >>>>>>>>>>>> >>> with >>>>>>>>>>>> >>> the >>>>>>>>>>>> >>> following claims : >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:16:17 -0700, in >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>> ?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?,?f?f?,?,?f?,?,?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?f?f?f?,?,?f?,?,?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?f?f?f?,?,?f?,?,hw?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?f?f?f?,?,?f?,?,?~?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?,?f?f?,?,?f?,?,f >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>> <snuhw...@netscape.net> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>> bloviated: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:48:04 +0000, Demon Lord Henry >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>Schmidt >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>of >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>Confusion aided th' terraists with the following claims : >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:04:23 -0700, >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> ?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?,?f?f?,?,?f?,?,?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?f?f?f?,?,?f?,?,?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?f?f?f?,?,?f?,?,hw?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?f?f?f?,?,?f?,?,?~?f?f?,?f?f?,?,?,?f?f?,?,?f?,?,f >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> attempted to >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> confuse >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> issue further by squeaking: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:34:21 +0000, The God of Odd >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Statements, >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Henry >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Schmidt aided th' terraists with the following claims : >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:26:02 +0000, Sam Wormley did >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> most >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> oddly >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> state: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ave Maelstrom's wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> wide >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> spread >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> and >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> similar >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> to >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> "foo" and "bar". >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> and that it should uphold the responsibilities and >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> enjoy >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> privileges >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> of the new office. here here!!" >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> -dave hillstrom >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Hey Dave--Let's talk Global Positioning System, >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> specifically >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Cesium and Rubidium clocks, relativistic corrections >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> and >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> quantum mechanics behind the circuitry. Then there is >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> determination of the figure of the earth, the spread >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> spectrum >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> correlation receivers and the correlation pseudo >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> noise >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> codes. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Add to that the supersensitive electronic receivers >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> used >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> in >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ground control segment and the semiconductor >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> technology >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> in >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> receiving CPUs.... It was the theorists and the >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> physicists >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> with >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> insatiable curiosity that came up with the >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> breakthroughs >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> necessary for this global utility. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Bet you don't even know what GPS is! >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Why are you replying to Daev's .sig? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Because Daev sig is SEXY, duh. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> BTW, it was the concept of triangulation what made >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> possible >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> theory that yu could looks at the timestamps of >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> differents >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> signals >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> comming from the sAtTelitEs that they soem tiems use to >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> beem >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> thots >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> into our heds when they are not using them to spy onus >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> with >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> our >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> cellfonez. FYI HTH >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>> HAND >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>> So, math again. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>GPS STANDS FOR 'GENERAL PERSONAL SCRUTINY'!!!!11111!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>> What are you? A Tom Cruise wanna be? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>> The scientologistses kicked me out because I woulna take >>>>>>>>>>>> >>> off >>>>>>>>>>>> >>> me >>>>>>>>>>>> >>> tinfoil >>>>>>>>>>>> >>> hat! >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>I *told* you I can't cut hair very good. Once I determined >>>>>>>>>>>> >>each >>>>>>>>>>>> >>follicles speed I was unable to determine their precise >>>>>>>>>>>> >>location! >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> > Explains the bald part. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> The follicular-quantum entanglement states that if you cut one >>>>>>>>>>>> then >>>>>>>>>>>> the >>>>>>>>>>>> others are cut. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> --www.unsecureflight.com- Hide quoted text - >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> - Show quoted text - >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> They're not attatched. Single particles are individual waves. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Ive got it covered: I have wavy hair. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> So I see. Close your legs and turn your webcam off. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I've been meaning to tint the grey wons... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> It doesn't need a hairdresser. It needs a panel beater. >>>>>> >>>>>> Why do you insist on using such obscure terminology??? >>>>> >>>>> I'm not American. >>>>> >>>> IMPERIALIST! >>> >>> God Save the Queen and all who sail in her! >>> >> On the HMS Mary Hinge... >> >>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panel_beater >>>>>> Ahhh...who's up for a bit of "detailing"? >>>>> >>>>> Trust you to take the most innocuous implication. Pfft. >>>>> >>>> My chode is not to be confused with >>> >>> I am not aware of any webcams that lie, wolfie. >>> >> Objects in cam may be larger than they appear... >> >>>> a fender, fyi. >>> >>> A badly bent fender at that. >> >> With a fur collar. > > > O gawd! You drive a clapped-out Volvo, don't you? > No Rick, a Ford Pinto with Firestone tires. HJ