Ooooh...I lick yams a lot! I had me some yam chips yesterday and they were tres deliceuse...as was the greasy hamburger accompaniment...
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TJ doesn't have the IQ or the sense of humor to pull off an identity switch. It's not him. I'm sure Chopper has been around the block and on his knees a few times...but I don't think it was here.
Nope, can't say that anyone has. A plethora of other names, but never the privilege of being called a wanker. That's much better for you though. But chichichicklet - ? How corny.
Better idea - Why don't you go suckage your boyfriend and maybe come back when you learned how to be funny or witty.
It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace--but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death! Patrick Henry March 23, 1775
Tut tut please try to get back on topic ! A man's feet must be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. George Santayana ( maybe related to the guitar player but I doubt it )
I know ! I told everyone this place needed a kick up the arse and Chopper was the catalyst ! Some people won't get it but WTF !
