Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax: >Wavy G wrote: > >> Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >>>Wavy G wrote: >>> >>>> Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax: >>>> >>>>>On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:07:05 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:11:42 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>wrote in <keudnVGlNpGV9hranZ2dnUVZ_g6dnZ2d@giganews.com>: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:02:16 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Dr Entropy wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> all of a piece. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> And yet, separate. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Have I missed another memo, dammit? >>>>>> >>>>>>Yes. >>>>>> >>>>>>BOTTOM of the pizza box. >>>>> >>>>>its been so long since i had a pizza, i think id EAT the bottom of the >>>>>box. >>>> >>>> Eww, that's the part that touches the passenger seat of the driver's >>>> car. God knows what filthy whores have had their asses (and, God >>>> forbid, other parts) touching that. >>> >>>Crabs kick the bucket within hours, so probably nothing to worry about. >>>And even if ingested, your digestive system will kill them. Just keep >>>them away from your crotch so you don't pass them on to your female of >>>interest, because ~that~ one would be hard to explain. >> >> No kidding. "Sorry honey. But honestly, I was just eating the bottom >> of a pizza box, and some crabs from the delivery guy's passenger seat >> landed on my genitalia. Hmm? No seriously. Now, quit laughing and get >> out the cream and the little comb already." > >Nah, go straight for the lye. No, it's always best to tell the truth, lol? -- "Memo to God: Last two things to do: (1) Cancel Wavy. (2) Turn out the lights." --Mimus submits a rewrite for the ending of The Bible. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb @ gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:11:10 -0600, Tim Weaver blather'd thus: > Wavy G wrote: > >> Don't fight it, Tim Weaver...Just lie down and try to relax: >> >>>Wavy G wrote: >>> >>>> Don't fight it, dave hillstrom...Just lie down and try to relax: >>>> >>>>>On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 15:07:05 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:11:42 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> >>>>>>wrote in <keudnVGlNpGV9hranZ2dnUVZ_g6dnZ2d@giganews.com>: >>>>>> >>>>>>>On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:02:16 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Dr Entropy wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> all of a piece. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> And yet, separate. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Have I missed another memo, dammit? >>>>>> >>>>>>Yes. >>>>>> >>>>>>BOTTOM of the pizza box. >>>>> >>>>>its been so long since i had a pizza, i think id EAT the bottom of >>>>>the box. >>>> >>>> Eww, that's the part that touches the passenger seat of the driver's >>>> car. God knows what filthy whores have had their asses (and, God >>>> forbid, other parts) touching that. >>> >>>Crabs kick the bucket within hours, so probably nothing to worry about. >>>And even if ingested, your digestive system will kill them. Just keep >>>them away from your crotch so you don't pass them on to your female of >>>interest, because ~that~ one would be hard to explain. >> >> No kidding. "Sorry honey. But honestly, I was just eating the bottom >> of a pizza box, and some crabs from the delivery guy's passenger seat >> landed on my genitalia. Hmm? No seriously. Now, quit laughing and >> get out the cream and the little comb already." > > Nah, go straight for the lye. "Hartz Flea Collar" kills 'em dead. ....and quite stylishly, too. -- Dr E-- mhm 17x1 SGM #3 smeeter #13 FWAC:"Old No.-7" Surgeon General-Relativity Commodore/Upper-Half/1st Virginia Volunteers/CEsium Brigade NF & TCIB. ATFFFIQ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The flames kindled on the fourth of July, seventeen hundred and seventy six, have spread over too much of the globe to be extinguished by the feeble engines of despotism." -- Thomas Jefferson
