oh where was i?

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by headkase, Nov 21, 2007.

  1. headkase

    headkase Guest

    when up popped the penis cascade.

    headkase
     
  2. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:

    > when up popped the penis cascade.


    I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no style any more.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    Let's get the hell out of here while we can still pass
    our Rorschasch tests.

    < _The Last Happy Hour_
     
  3. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

  4. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Nov 21, 1:24 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:
    > > when up popped the penis cascade.

    >
    > I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no style any more.


    like

    Frankenpenis

    headkase

    >
    > --
    > tinmimu...@hotmail.com
    >
    > smeeter 11 or maybe 12
    >
    > mp 10
    >
    > mhm 29x13
    >
    > Let's get the hell out of here while we can still pass
    > our Rorschasch tests.
    >
    > < _The Last Happy Hour_
     
  5. headkase

    headkase Guest

  6. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

  7. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    "headkase" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    news:194055fb-304b-4b88-b49d-8189825ddd30@b36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
    > On Nov 21, 2:02 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > "mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > >
    > > news:daadnYbi_6gqOd7anZ2dnUVZ_oWdnZ2d@giganews.com...> On Tue, 20

    Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:
    > >
    > > > > when up popped the penis cascade.

    > >
    > > > I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no style

    any
    > >
    > > more.
    > >
    > > The Crawling Penis

    >
    > Evil Penis


    The Hypnotic Penis
     
  8. Bill Cleere

    Bill Cleere Guest

    "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    news:daadnYbi_6gqOd7anZ2dnUVZ_oWdnZ2d@giganews.com...
    > On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >
    >> when up popped the penis cascade.

    >
    > I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no style any more.


    They have an instinctive --> horror <-- of your cascades,
    and that left everyone too confused to post.

    Did being too confused to post mean that anybody
    didn't post? Of course not! Has it ever? Of course
    not, on account of the Who Cares? philosophy.

    The Who Cares? philosophy is admirably suited
    to this business here. Watch: I'll waterboard myself:

    Q: Why are you posting this crap?
    A. I don't know. Who Cares?

    Q. Talk, prick! What does it mean?
    A. Probably nothing. Who Cares?

    Q. Do you expect us to believe that you think anybody
    is still reading this horsecrap, you batshit traitorous
    bastard?
    A. No. Who Cares?

    Q. etc.
    A. etc. Who Cares?

    [and here ends the torture, owing to it simply not
    being possible for even professionals to do the
    job properly when confused.]

    I must know the German for Who Cares?, and possibly
    the Greek as well, because it is a very High Philosophy,
    and High Philosophy is all the rage in your adolescent
    bestsellers these days, only you have to know how to
    package it.

    I'd be richer than Philip "Puddles" Pullman if I wasn't
    so damn inept at marketing.

    -- Bill Cleere

    "I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of
    wearing an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)
     
  9. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Nov 21, 2:28 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >
    > news:14943009-4835-443a-96ef-c04f42e44444@d50g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
    >
    > > On Nov 21, 1:24 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > > > On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:
    > > > > when up popped the penis cascade.

    >
    > > > I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no style any

    > more.
    >
    > > like

    >
    > > Frankenpenis

    >
    > Penis Of Dracula


    Penisraiser
     
  10. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Nov 21, 2:29 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >
    > news:194055fb-304b-4b88-b49d-8189825ddd30@b36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...> On Nov 21, 2:02 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > > "mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

    >
    > > >news:daadnYbi_6gqOd7anZ2dnUVZ_oWdnZ2d@giganews.com...> On Tue, 20

    >
    > Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    > > > > > when up popped the penis cascade.

    >
    > > > > I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no style

    > any
    >
    > > > more.

    >
    > > > The Crawling Penis

    >
    > > Evil Penis

    >
    > The Hypnotic Penis


    Silence of the Penises
     
  11. On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:30:49 -0800, "Bill Cleere"
    <bcleereNO@SPAMgmail.com> wrote:

    >"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >news:daadnYbi_6gqOd7anZ2dnUVZ_oWdnZ2d@giganews.com...
    >> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >>
    >>> when up popped the penis cascade.

    >>
    >> I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no style any more.

    >
    >They have an instinctive --> horror <-- of your cascades,
    >and that left everyone too confused to post.
    >
    >Did being too confused to post mean that anybody
    >didn't post? Of course not! Has it ever? Of course
    >not, on account of the Who Cares? philosophy.
    >
    >The Who Cares? philosophy is admirably suited
    >to this business here. Watch: I'll waterboard myself:
    >
    >Q: Why are you posting this crap?
    >A. I don't know. Who Cares?
    >
    >Q. Talk, prick! What does it mean?
    >A. Probably nothing. Who Cares?
    >
    >Q. Do you expect us to believe that you think anybody
    >is still reading this horsecrap, you batshit traitorous
    >bastard?
    >A. No. Who Cares?
    >
    >Q. etc.
    >A. etc. Who Cares?
    >
    >[and here ends the torture, owing to it simply not
    >being possible for even professionals to do the
    >job properly when confused.]
    >
    >I must know the German for Who Cares?, and possibly
    >the Greek as well, because it is a very High Philosophy,
    >and High Philosophy is all the rage in your adolescent
    >bestsellers these days, only you have to know how to
    >package it.


    The Russian phrase "tryn-trava" (derived from a phrase meaning "grass
    under the fence") would do nicely here. A lot catchier than the Greek
    "tini melei?"

    ---
    "This jerk's to stupid to realize he's sending posts to a killfile."

    alt.horror's own John W. Donaldson in
    CPSdndzIucYVmKTanZ2dnUVZ_oKhnZ2d@rcn.net
     
  12. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    "headkase" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    news:2ed067a3-2d3f-4e4c-8cb7-6bc3fedf6e6e@d50g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
    > On Nov 21, 2:28 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > >
    > >

    news:14943009-4835-443a-96ef-c04f42e44444@d50g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
    > >
    > > > On Nov 21, 1:24 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > > > > On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:
    > > > > > when up popped the penis cascade.

    > >
    > > > > I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no style

    any
    > > more.
    > >
    > > > like

    > >
    > > > Frankenpenis

    > >
    > > Penis Of Dracula

    >
    > Penisraiser


    Penis Of Frankenstein
     
  13. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    "headkase" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    news:23a58aec-00f6-456c-8c0a-fa739cf3a9a4@w34g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
    > On Nov 21, 2:29 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > >
    > >

    news:194055fb-304b-4b88-b49d-8189825ddd30@b36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...>
    On Nov 21, 2:02 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > > > "mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

    > >
    > > > >news:daadnYbi_6gqOd7anZ2dnUVZ_oWdnZ2d@giganews.com...> On Tue, 20

    > >
    > > Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > > > > > when up popped the penis cascade.

    > >
    > > > > > I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no

    style
    > > any
    > >
    > > > > more.

    > >
    > > > > The Crawling Penis

    > >
    > > > Evil Penis

    > >
    > > The Hypnotic Penis

    >
    > Silence of the Penises


    The Black Penis
     
  14. Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called John "C"
    stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

    : "headkase" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    : news:2ed067a3-2d3f-4e4c-8cb7-6bc3fedf6e6e@d50g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
    : : On Nov 21, 2:28 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    : : : "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    : : :
    : : :
    : news:14943009-4835-443a-96ef-c04f42e44444@d50g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
    : : :
    : : : : On Nov 21, 1:24 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    : : : : : On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:
    : : : : : : when up popped the penis cascade.
    : : :
    : : : : : I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no
    : : : : : style
    : any
    : : : more.
    : : :
    : : : : like
    : : :
    : : : : Frankenpenis
    : : :
    : : : Penis Of Dracula
    : :
    : : Penisraiser
    :
    : Penis Of Frankenstein

    Penis of Hillstrom

    --
    Steve Leyland
    mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
    Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
    Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

    =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

    In the beginning I was made. I didn't ask to be made. No one
    consulted me or considered my feelings in this matter. But if it
    brought some passing fancy to some lowly humans as they haphazardly
    pranced their way through life's mournful jungle then so be it.- Marvin
    the Paranoid Android
    ======================================================================
    "Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
    to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
    convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
    gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
    he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
    and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
    moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
    defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
    his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
    nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

    HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile posting naked pictures of young boys,
    alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
    ======================================================================
    "Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order.
    Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
    his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
    *plonk*"

    bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
    ======================================================================
    "I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
    post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
    Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
    dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
    obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
    flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
    physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
    masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
    POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
    for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
    slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

    Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
    ======================================================================
    "I went to the Garden of Love,
    And saw what I never had seen;
    A Chapel was built in the midst,
    Where I used to play on the green.

    And the gates of this Chapel were shut
    And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
    So I turned to the Garden of Love
    That so many sweet flowers bore.

    And I saw it was filled with graves,
    And tombstones where flowers should be;
    And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
    And binding with briars my joys and desires."

    William Blake.
    ======================================================================
    ?Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
    right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
    seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
    regardless of frontiers.? Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
    article 19.
    ======================================================================
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    people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
    deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
    Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."


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  15. Guest

    J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:

    > On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:30:49 -0800, "Bill Cleere"
    > <bcleereNO@SPAMgmail.com> wrote:
    >
    >
    >>"mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >>news:daadnYbi_6gqOd7anZ2dnUVZ_oWdnZ2d@giganews.com...
    >>
    >>>On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>>when up popped the penis cascade.
    >>>
    >>>I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no style any more.

    >>
    >>They have an instinctive --> horror <-- of your cascades,
    >>and that left everyone too confused to post.
    >>
    >>Did being too confused to post mean that anybody
    >>didn't post? Of course not! Has it ever? Of course
    >>not, on account of the Who Cares? philosophy.
    >>
    >>The Who Cares? philosophy is admirably suited
    >>to this business here. Watch: I'll waterboard myself:
    >>
    >>Q: Why are you posting this crap?
    >>A. I don't know. Who Cares?
    >>
    >>Q. Talk, prick! What does it mean?
    >>A. Probably nothing. Who Cares?
    >>
    >>Q. Do you expect us to believe that you think anybody
    >>is still reading this horsecrap, you batshit traitorous
    >>bastard?
    >>A. No. Who Cares?
    >>
    >>Q. etc.
    >>A. etc. Who Cares?
    >>
    >>[and here ends the torture, owing to it simply not
    >>being possible for even professionals to do the
    >>job properly when confused.]
    >>
    >>I must know the German for Who Cares?, and possibly
    >>the Greek as well, because it is a very High Philosophy,
    >>and High Philosophy is all the rage in your adolescent
    >>bestsellers these days, only you have to know how to
    >>package it.

    >
    >
    > The Russian phrase "tryn-trava" (derived from a phrase meaning "grass
    > under the fence") would do nicely here. A lot catchier than the Greek
    > "tini melei?"
    >


    ??? ?? ?????????. ???? ????? ?? ?? ??? ??? ???????.

    --
    11th Iniquitous Naught
    Anglium Ordo Asphuxia
    ______________________
    { )x tni(yaced diov
    { ))x^x(!( elihw
    ;--x
    }
     
  16. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
    message news:fi0gk7$29l$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
    > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called John

    "C"
    > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
    >
    > : "headkase" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > :

    news:2ed067a3-2d3f-4e4c-8cb7-6bc3fedf6e6e@d50g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
    > : : On Nov 21, 2:28 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net>

    wrote:
    > : : : "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > : : :
    > : : :
    > :

    news:14943009-4835-443a-96ef-c04f42e44444@d50g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
    > : : :
    > : : : : On Nov 21, 1:24 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > : : : : : On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:
    > : : : : : : when up popped the penis cascade.
    > : : :
    > : : : : : I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no
    > : : : : : style
    > : any
    > : : : more.
    > : : :
    > : : : : like
    > : : :
    > : : : : Frankenpenis
    > : : :
    > : : : Penis Of Dracula
    > : :
    > : : Penisraiser
    > :
    > : Penis Of Frankenstein
    >
    > Penis of Hillstrom
    >

    The Legend of Hell Penis
     
  17. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Nov 21, 3:34 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    >
    > news:23a58aec-00f6-456c-8c0a-fa739cf3a9a4@w34g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...> On Nov 21, 2:29 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > > "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

    >
    > news:194055fb-304b-4b88-b49d-8189825ddd30@b36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...>
    > On Nov 21, 2:02 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > > > > > "mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

    >
    > > > > >news:daadnYbi_6gqOd7anZ2dnUVZ_oWdnZ2d@giganews.com...> On Tue, 20

    >
    > > > Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > > > > > > > when up popped the penis cascade.

    >
    > > > > > > I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no

    > style
    > > > any

    >
    > > > > > more.

    >
    > > > > > The Crawling Penis

    >
    > > > > Evil Penis

    >
    > > > The Hypnotic Penis

    >
    > > Silence of the Penises

    >
    > The Black Penis- Hide quoted text -
    >

    Invasion of the Penis Snatchers
     
  18. headkase

    headkase Guest

    On Nov 21, 4:09 pm, wrote:
    > J. Raoul Xemblinosky wrote:
    > > On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:30:49 -0800, "Bill Cleere"
    > > <bcleer...@SPAMgmail.com> wrote:

    >
    > >>"mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > >>news:daadnYbi_6gqOd7anZ2dnUVZ_oWdnZ2d@giganews.com...

    >
    > >>>On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:

    >
    > >>>>when up popped the penis cascade.

    >
    > >>>I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no style any more.

    >
    > >>They have an instinctive --> horror <-- of your cascades,
    > >>and that left everyone too confused to post.

    >
    > >>Did being too confused to post mean that anybody
    > >>didn't post? Of course not! Has it ever? Of course
    > >>not, on account of the Who Cares? philosophy.

    >
    > >>The Who Cares? philosophy is admirably suited
    > >>to this business here. Watch: I'll waterboard myself:

    >
    > >>Q: Why are you posting this crap?
    > >>A. I don't know. Who Cares?

    >
    > >>Q. Talk, prick! What does it mean?
    > >>A. Probably nothing. Who Cares?

    >
    > >>Q. Do you expect us to believe that you think anybody
    > >>is still reading this horsecrap, you batshit traitorous
    > >>bastard?
    > >>A. No. Who Cares?

    >
    > >>Q. etc.
    > >>A. etc. Who Cares?

    >
    > >>[and here ends the torture, owing to it simply not
    > >>being possible for even professionals to do the
    > >>job properly when confused.]

    >
    > >>I must know the German for Who Cares?, and possibly
    > >>the Greek as well, because it is a very High Philosophy,
    > >>and High Philosophy is all the rage in your adolescent
    > >>bestsellers these days, only you have to know how to
    > >>package it.

    >
    > > The Russian phrase "tryn-trava" (derived from a phrase meaning "grass
    > > under the fence") would do nicely here. A lot catchier than the Greek
    > > "tini melei?"

    >
    > ??? ?? ?????????. ???? ????? ?? ?? ??? ??? ???????.


    i do not see the word penis in this response??

    headkase

    >
    > --
    > 11th Iniquitous Naught
    > Anglium Ordo Asphuxia
    > ______________________
    > { )x tni(yaced diov
    > { ))x^x(!( elihw
    > ;--x
    >
    >
    >
    > }- Hide quoted text -
    >
    > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -
    >
    > - Show quoted text -
     
  19. John \C\

    John \C\ Guest

    "headkase" <psykoexgirlfriend@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    news:0939a240-f5d7-46c5-9f5f-f47d4d7cb898@e4g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
    > On Nov 21, 3:34 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > >
    > >

    news:23a58aec-00f6-456c-8c0a-fa739cf3a9a4@w34g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...>
    On Nov 21, 2:29 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > > > > "headkase" <psykoexgirlfri...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

    > >
    > >

    news:194055fb-304b-4b88-b49d-8189825ddd30@b36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...>
    > > On Nov 21, 2:02 pm, "John \"C\"" <honestj...@centurytel.net> wrote:
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > > > > > "mimus" <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

    > >
    > > > > > >news:daadnYbi_6gqOd7anZ2dnUVZ_oWdnZ2d@giganews.com...> On

    Tue, 20
    > >
    > > > > Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:

    > >
    > > > > > > > > when up popped the penis cascade.

    > >
    > > > > > > > I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no

    > > style
    > > > > any

    > >
    > > > > > > more.

    > >
    > > > > > > The Crawling Penis

    > >
    > > > > > Evil Penis

    > >
    > > > > The Hypnotic Penis

    > >
    > > > Silence of the Penises

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    > > The Black Penis- Hide quoted text -
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    > Invasion of the Penis Snatchers
    >

    Not Of This Penis
     
  20. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 20:30:49 -0800, Bill Cleere wrote:

    > "mimus" <tinmimus99@hotmail.com> wrote in message
    > news:daadnYbi_6gqOd7anZ2dnUVZ_oWdnZ2d@giganews.com...
    >
    >> On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:13:20 -0800, headkase wrote:
    >>
    >>> when up popped the penis cascade.

    >>
    >> I tried to restrict it to horror penises but nobody got no style any more.

    >
    > They have an instinctive --> horror <-- of your cascades,
    > and that left everyone too confused to post.
    >
    > Did being too confused to post mean that anybody
    > didn't post? Of course not! Has it ever? Of course
    > not, on account of the Who Cares? philosophy.
    >
    > The Who Cares? philosophy is admirably suited
    > to this business here. Watch: I'll waterboard myself:
    >
    > Q: Why are you posting this crap?
    > A. I don't know. Who Cares?
    >
    > Q. Talk, prick! What does it mean?
    > A. Probably nothing. Who Cares?
    >
    > Q. Do you expect us to believe that you think anybody
    > is still reading this horsecrap, you batshit traitorous
    > bastard?
    > A. No. Who Cares?
    >
    > Q. etc.
    > A. etc. Who Cares?
    >
    > [and here ends the torture, owing to it simply not
    > being possible for even professionals to do the
    > job properly when confused.]
    >
    > I must know the German for Who Cares?, and possibly
    > the Greek as well, because it is a very High Philosophy,
    > and High Philosophy is all the rage in your adolescent
    > bestsellers these days, only you have to know how to
    > package it.
    >
    > I'd be richer than Philip "Puddles" Pullman if I wasn't
    > so damn inept at marketing.


    I believe the Stoics beat you to it, wot with "apatheia" and all.

    Little Shop of Penises.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    The chances of finding out what really is going on are so
    absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say hang
    the sense of it and keep yourself occupied.

    < Adams
     

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