Oh God

Discussion in 'Chatter' started by mimus, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. mimus

    mimus Guest

    Maybe I _am_ a geek . . . .

    I was feeling very crabby and out of sorts tonight due to all the world's
    shittinesses seeming unusually shitty today, so I baked me a nice
    3/4-pound pizza and ate it while reading a nice favorite soothing amusing
    book--

    _The Cuckoo's Egg_, by Cliff Stoll--

    About tracking hackers.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    I am being placed in Class 5a,
    along with the licensed pilots
    and mental defectives.

    < Benchley
     
  2. God

    God Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  3. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?


    Beer
     
  4. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, God wrote:

    > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote:
    >
    > yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?


    Oh, Hell, yes.

    Take a while to get the list together.

    <mulls>

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  5. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 +0000, Aratzio wrote:

    > On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?

    >
    > Beer


    You been mowing?

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    You want a job and a lizard to ride?

    < _The Einstein Intersection_
     
  6. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:11:33 -0400, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    bloviated:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>wrote:
    >>>
    >>>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?

    >>
    >> Beer

    >
    >You been mowing?


    Fuck no. I live in a semi-arid area and never landscaped.
     
  7. On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?

    >
    >Beer


    corner store. cant miss it. help yourself.

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  8. On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:09:05 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, God wrote:
    >
    >> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >> wrote:
    >>
    >> yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?

    >
    >Oh, Hell, yes.
    >
    >Take a while to get the list together.
    >
    ><mulls>


    its not like i have an eternit.... nevermind.

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  9. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:01:09 -0400, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    bloviated:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>wrote:
    >>>
    >>>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?

    >>
    >>Beer

    >
    >corner store. cant miss it. help yourself.


    That was not helpful. I want one NOW.
     
  10. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:20:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:01:09 -0400, in
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >bloviated:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?
    >>>
    >>>Beer

    >>
    >>corner store. cant miss it. help yourself.

    >
    >That was not helpful. I want one NOW.


    Don't bother checking yer fridge. I was just in there and found not
    one bottle.

    Jade
     
  11. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:48:43 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:11:33 -0400, in
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >bloviated:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?
    >>>
    >>> Beer

    >>
    >>You been mowing?

    >
    >Fuck no. I live in a semi-arid area and never landscaped.


    You been meowing?

    Jade
     
  12. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:27:26 -0400, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
    bloviated:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:20:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:01:09 -0400, in
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >>bloviated:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?
    >>>>
    >>>>Beer
    >>>
    >>>corner store. cant miss it. help yourself.

    >>
    >>That was not helpful. I want one NOW.

    >
    >Don't bother checking yer fridge. I was just in there and found not
    >one bottle.
    >
    >Jade


    Of course not, it is on the back porch. 750ml Trois Pistoles Dark Ale
    does not need refrigeration, besides a 6 pack takes up too much room.
     
  13. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:28:10 -0400, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
    bloviated:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:48:43 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:11:33 -0400, in
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>bloviated:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
    >>>
    >>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?
    >>>>
    >>>> Beer
    >>>
    >>>You been mowing?

    >>
    >>Fuck no. I live in a semi-arid area and never landscaped.

    >
    >You been meowing?
    >
    >Jade


    Nah, fuckheading.
     
  14. On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:20:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:01:09 -0400, in
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >bloviated:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?
    >>>
    >>>Beer

    >>
    >>corner store. cant miss it. help yourself.

    >
    >That was not helpful. I want one NOW.


    apparently not enough to help yourself. no miracle for you!

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  15. On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:27:26 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:20:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:01:09 -0400, in
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >>bloviated:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?
    >>>>
    >>>>Beer
    >>>
    >>>corner store. cant miss it. help yourself.

    >>
    >>That was not helpful. I want one NOW.

    >
    >Don't bother checking yer fridge. I was just in there and found not
    >one bottle.


    could you check my fridge, too, please?

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  16. On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:44:16 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:27:26 -0400, in
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
    >bloviated:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:20:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:01:09 -0400, in
    >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >>>bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>>wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Beer
    >>>>
    >>>>corner store. cant miss it. help yourself.
    >>>
    >>>That was not helpful. I want one NOW.

    >>
    >>Don't bother checking yer fridge. I was just in there and found not
    >>one bottle.
    >>
    >>Jade

    >
    >Of course not, it is on the back porch. 750ml Trois Pistoles Dark Ale
    >does not need refrigeration, besides a 6 pack takes up too much room.


    see??? these lazy sons of bitches for followers. i should send them
    all to quetzacouatl.

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    this signature might or might not be for mimus.
    but it is for hatchetmama and shirley and smee.

    and LaBlueGirl and Dr. Flonkenstein.
    farewell for the time being, frankb. may you learn
    more mysteries on the other side than one can count
    on this plane.
     
  17. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:18:36 -0400, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    bloviated:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:20:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:01:09 -0400, in
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >>bloviated:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?
    >>>>
    >>>>Beer
    >>>
    >>>corner store. cant miss it. help yourself.

    >>
    >>That was not helpful. I want one NOW.

    >
    >apparently not enough to help yourself. no miracle for you!


    Just like all gawds, a completely useless git.
     
  18. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:22:29 -0400, in
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    bloviated:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:44:16 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:27:26 -0400, in
    >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
    >>bloviated:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:20:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>wrote:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:01:09 -0400, in
    >>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >>>>bloviated:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    >>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>Beer
    >>>>>
    >>>>>corner store. cant miss it. help yourself.
    >>>>
    >>>>That was not helpful. I want one NOW.
    >>>
    >>>Don't bother checking yer fridge. I was just in there and found not
    >>>one bottle.
    >>>
    >>>Jade

    >>
    >>Of course not, it is on the back porch. 750ml Trois Pistoles Dark Ale
    >>does not need refrigeration, besides a 6 pack takes up too much room.

    >
    >see??? these lazy sons of bitches for followers. i should send them
    >all to quetzacouatl.


    Does he have beer?
     
  19. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:44:41 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:28:10 -0400, in
    >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
    >bloviated:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:48:43 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:11:33 -0400, in
    >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 +0000, Aratzio wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>> On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    >>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?
    >>>>>
    >>>>> Beer
    >>>>
    >>>>You been mowing?
    >>>
    >>>Fuck no. I live in a semi-arid area and never landscaped.

    >>
    >>You been meowing?
    >>
    >>Jade

    >
    >Nah, fuckheading.


    That deserves a beer.

    Jade
     
  20. Daedalus

    Daedalus Guest

    On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:19:06 -0400, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    wrote:

    >On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:27:26 -0400, Daedalus <jade@netk0o0oks.org>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 18:20:08 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>wrote:
    >>
    >>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:01:09 -0400, in
    >>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
    >>>bloviated:
    >>>
    >>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 14:12:46 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
    >>>>wrote:
    >>>>
    >>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:05:07 -0400, in
    >>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, God bloviated:
    >>>>>
    >>>>>>On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 00:58:51 -0400, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    >>>>>>wrote:
    >>>>>>
    >>>>>>yes? do you have another misguided desire youd like me to fulfill?
    >>>>>
    >>>>>Beer
    >>>>
    >>>>corner store. cant miss it. help yourself.
    >>>
    >>>That was not helpful. I want one NOW.

    >>
    >>Don't bother checking yer fridge. I was just in there and found not
    >>one bottle.

    >
    >could you check my fridge, too, please?


    INNUENDO ALERT!

    Jade
     

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