Obama and the Ring-Worm Baby...

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Bonedigger, Apr 21, 2008.

  1. Bonedigger

    Bonedigger Another Wandering Celt

    They (MSNBC) just shown a small video clip of Barak Obama holding & kissing a baby and my wife casually said (like nothing was out of the ordinary) "Look at that would you. Barak is holding that baby and it's got RING-WORM, he'd better get some Lamisil or his head will start looking patchy..." Jesus H. Christ, I spit coffee all over the computer screen and coffee-table. One can only hope...

    She was right. :rolleyes: The (9 month-1 year old) baby had the classic light pink rings and patchy hair on his or her head.
     
  2. David

    David Proud Enemy of Hillary

    Maybe he was filming a campaign ad to tought his Socialist Healthcare Proposal!! I can hear Obama now...."in America, in 2008...babies are still getting ring worm- that won't happen under my healthcare proposal...my opponent doesn't address ring worm in her proposal but I have special provisions that address that specific crisis..."
     
  3. David

    David Proud Enemy of Hillary

    Hey, we can have some fun with this one...
    First of all, Obama's mouthpieces will be spending the next few days framing, clarifying and explaining the clip. Then, the Obama "War Room" kicks into action (imagine his closest supporters giving their take):
    Obama: "That's a condition of the bitter middle class...not everyone is affected...it's a typical white person's problem"
    Mrs. Obama: "See...the US is a mean country...this could only happen in a mean country...HOPE will cure it"
    Jeremiah Wright:
    "It's a white, mainstream conspiracy"
    William Ayres: "Our only course of action is to bomb the Surgeoon General's office"
    Rezko: "I'll raise some money...but don't ask me how...you take what you need & we'll fade the heat by donating what's leftover to some ring worm charity"
    Obama: "This would have never happened under a Marxist government....I mean, under Socialized medicine...add another trillion dollars to my proposal & we''ll eradicate this disease...pass the tax increase on to the "rich" and "big business"- they don't need the money, all they would do with it is invest in jobs, expansion, the market, etc anyway- don't they know that's the government's job??
     
  4. Bonedigger

    Bonedigger Another Wandering Celt

    ^^^ ROTFLing... ;)
     

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