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ah hugged my left nut and said:

> Tim Weaver wrote:
>> ah hugged my left nut and said:
>>
>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>> hugged my left nut and wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>> >>>> >wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>>>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned
>>>>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream.
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in
>>>>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste!
>>>>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>> >In a thousand different ways...
>>>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with
>>>>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in?
>>>>>
>>>>> A cholesterol orgy.
>>>>
>>>> You make that sound so naughty.
>>>
>>> It's the garlic butter that strains my morals.
>>
>> Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies.
>
> I can't stand the dried ones.

I agree. Only the big, juicy ones are worth the effort.
--
Tim Weaver

"Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive,
difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-
boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

- Gene Spafford, 1992

 

ah wrote:
> Brian Mailman wrote:
>> ah wrote:
>>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
>>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken
>>>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard
>>>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it
>>>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Scallops is better.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool
>>>>>>you. Scollops is the *bad boyz* of shell fish.
>>>>>
>>>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings.
>>>>
>>>> Or shark fins.
>>>
>>> Or doll fins.
>>
>> Or pussycat doll fins.
>
> Pardon?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussycat_dolls

Since tm's been stationed in Africa, someone has to pick up the pop
culture reference schtick.

B/

 

ah wrote:
> Brian Mailman wrote:
>> ah wrote:
>>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in
>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
>>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam
>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken
>>>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard
>>>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it
>>>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Scallops is better.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool
>>>>>>you. Scollops is the *bad boyz* of shell fish.
>>>>>
>>>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings.
>>>>
>>>> Or shark fins.
>>>
>>> Or doll fins.
>>
>> Or pussycat doll fins.
>
> Pardon?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussycat_dolls

Since tm's been stationed in Africa, someone has to pick up the pop
culture reference schtick.

B/

 

ah wrote:
> Tim Weaver wrote:
>> ah hugged my left nut and said:
>>
>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>> hugged my left nut and wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>> >>>> >wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>>>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned
>>>>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream.
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in
>>>>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste!
>>>>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>> >In a thousand different ways...
>>>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with
>>>>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in?
>>>>>
>>>>> A cholesterol orgy.
>>>>
>>>> You make that sound so naughty.
>>>
>>> It's the garlic butter that strains my morals.
>>
>> Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies.
>
> I can't stand the dried ones.

This is the season for fresh. Stew them in butter with ramps (wild
onions) or baby leeks. Green onion greens will do in a pinch. A
healthy pinch of herbs de Provence or thyme and a squoosh of lemon
juice. Salt/pepper to taste.

Then take a 9x13 baking dish, and line with puff pastry. Fill with a
mixture of half-emmental and half-gruyere cheeses. Top with 'shroom
stew. Bake at 425 until pastry has browned, about 25 minutes or so.

B/

 

On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:08:24 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>ah wrote:
>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>> ah wrote:
>>>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in
>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard
>>>>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it
>>>>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Scallops is better.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool
>>>>>>>you. Scollops is the *bad boyz* of shell fish.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings.
>>>>>
>>>>> Or shark fins.
>>>>
>>>> Or doll fins.
>>>
>>> Or pussycat doll fins.
>>
>> Pardon?
>
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussycat_dolls
>
>Since tm's been stationed in Africa, someone has to pick up the pop
>culture reference schtick.

NO CUTTING TEH PUSSYCAT DOLLS!!!! eating, or at least nibbling, might
be ok, but cutting is right out.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

ah wrote:
> Tim Weaver wrote:
>> ah hugged my left nut and said:
>>
>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>> hugged my left nut and wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>> >>>> >wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>>>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned
>>>>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream.
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in
>>>>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste!
>>>>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>> >In a thousand different ways...
>>>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with
>>>>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in?
>>>>>
>>>>> A cholesterol orgy.
>>>>
>>>> You make that sound so naughty.
>>>
>>> It's the garlic butter that strains my morals.
>>
>> Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies.
>
> I can't stand the dried ones.

This is the season for fresh. Stew them in butter with ramps (wild
onions) or baby leeks. Green onion greens will do in a pinch. A
healthy pinch of herbs de Provence or thyme and a squoosh of lemon
juice. Salt/pepper to taste.

Then take a 9x13 baking dish, and line with puff pastry. Fill with a
mixture of half-emmental and half-gruyere cheeses. Top with 'shroom
stew. Bake at 425 until pastry has browned, about 25 minutes or so.

B/

 

On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:08:24 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>ah wrote:
>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>> ah wrote:
>>>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>> On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:07:23 GMT, Aratzio <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:10:59 -0400, in
>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, ah <splifingate@gmail.com>
>>>>>>>bloviated:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>>><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>>>>>>>>>> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard
>>>>>>>>>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it
>>>>>>>>>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Scallops is better.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>How do you roll oysters in scallops?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You roll oysters with scallops. Don't let that cool angelic shell fool
>>>>>>>you. Scollops is the *bad boyz* of shell fish.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "scallops" are actually round cuts from sting ray wings.
>>>>>
>>>>> Or shark fins.
>>>>
>>>> Or doll fins.
>>>
>>> Or pussycat doll fins.
>>
>> Pardon?
>
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pussycat_dolls
>
>Since tm's been stationed in Africa, someone has to pick up the pop
>culture reference schtick.

NO CUTTING TEH PUSSYCAT DOLLS!!!! eating, or at least nibbling, might
be ok, but cutting is right out.

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:14:01 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>ah wrote:
>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>> ah hugged my left nut and said:
>>>
>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>> hugged my left nut and wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>>> >>>> >wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream.
>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in
>>>>>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste!
>>>>>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>>> >In a thousand different ways...
>>>>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with
>>>>>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A cholesterol orgy.
>>>>>
>>>>> You make that sound so naughty.
>>>>
>>>> It's the garlic butter that strains my morals.
>>>
>>> Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies.
>>
>> I can't stand the dried ones.
>
>This is the season for fresh. Stew them in butter with ramps (wild
>onions) or baby leeks. Green onion greens will do in a pinch. A
>healthy pinch of herbs de Provence or thyme and a squoosh of lemon
>juice. Salt/pepper to taste.
>
>Then take a 9x13 baking dish, and line with puff pastry. Fill with a
>mixture of half-emmental and half-gruyere cheeses. Top with 'shroom
>stew. Bake at 425 until pastry has browned, about 25 minutes or so.

FOOD TEASE!!!!!

<pokes with pointy stick>

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:14:01 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>ah wrote:
>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>> ah hugged my left nut and said:
>>>
>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>> hugged my left nut and wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>>> >>>> >wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned
>>>>>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream.
>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in
>>>>>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste!
>>>>>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>>> >In a thousand different ways...
>>>>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with
>>>>>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A cholesterol orgy.
>>>>>
>>>>> You make that sound so naughty.
>>>>
>>>> It's the garlic butter that strains my morals.
>>>
>>> Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies.
>>
>> I can't stand the dried ones.
>
>This is the season for fresh. Stew them in butter with ramps (wild
>onions) or baby leeks. Green onion greens will do in a pinch. A
>healthy pinch of herbs de Provence or thyme and a squoosh of lemon
>juice. Salt/pepper to taste.
>
>Then take a 9x13 baking dish, and line with puff pastry. Fill with a
>mixture of half-emmental and half-gruyere cheeses. Top with 'shroom
>stew. Bake at 425 until pastry has browned, about 25 minutes or so.

FOOD TEASE!!!!!

<pokes with pointy stick>

--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

<This space for rent.>

 

On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:53:06 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

Fascinating!

 

On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:53:06 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:

> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo

Fascinating!

 

On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:56:14 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
> double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>
>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and
>>>>>> Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What
>>>>>> they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for
>>>>>> granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>
>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>
>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard
>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it
>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.
>>
>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>
>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?
>
> Scallops is better.

I concur.

 

On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:56:14 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:01:11 -0400, in the land of
> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> got
> double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman <bmailman@sfo.invalid>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Aratzio wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>> bloviated:
>>>>
>>>>> On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>
>>>>>> hmmmph.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage. Adam and
>>>>>> Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with sausage. What
>>>>>> they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and toast is taken for
>>>>>> granted with all breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>
>>>>> you need a vacation.
>>>>
>>>> If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the graveyard
>>>shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that particular place it
>>>didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there, on the 20th day of night.
>>
>>sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>
>>and did you actually roll oysters in bacon?
>
> Scallops is better.

I concur.

 

On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote:

> knoxy wrote:
>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>
>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>> >
>>> > > Aratzio wrote:
>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>> bloviated:
>>> > > >
>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote:
>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>> > > > > >
>>> > > > > > hmmmph.
>>> > > > > >
>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.
>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with
>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and
>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no
>>> > > > > > need specify.
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > you need a vacation.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the
>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that
>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there,
>>> > > on the 20th day of night.
>>> >
>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>
>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the
>>> counter.
>>>
>>> And there were no flowers on the counter.
>>>
>>> It wasn't just the customers.
>>>
>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed
>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs,
>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming
>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!"
>>>
>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were
>> little baby dinosaurs.
>
> I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift.

I saw Alien for the first time just before my 2nd C-section. It freaked
me out totally.

> The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's
paycheck the cost
> of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month.

I HATE day shift!


> B/

 

On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote:

> knoxy wrote:
>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>
>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>> >
>>> > > Aratzio wrote:
>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>> bloviated:
>>> > > >
>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote:
>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>> > > > > >
>>> > > > > > hmmmph.
>>> > > > > >
>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.
>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with
>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and
>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no
>>> > > > > > need specify.
>>> > > > >
>>> > > > > you need a vacation.
>>> > > >
>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the
>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that
>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there,
>>> > > on the 20th day of night.
>>> >
>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>
>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the
>>> counter.
>>>
>>> And there were no flowers on the counter.
>>>
>>> It wasn't just the customers.
>>>
>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed
>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs,
>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming
>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!"
>>>
>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were
>> little baby dinosaurs.
>
> I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift.

I saw Alien for the first time just before my 2nd C-section. It freaked
me out totally.

> The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's
paycheck the cost
> of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month.

I HATE day shift!


> B/

 

dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:14:01 -0700, Brian Mailman
> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>
>>ah wrote:
>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>> ah hugged my left nut and said:
>>>>
>>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>> hugged my left nut and wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>>>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in
>>>>>>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste!
>>>>>>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>>>> >In a thousand different ways...
>>>>>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with
>>>>>>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A cholesterol orgy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You make that sound so naughty.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's the garlic butter that strains my morals.
>>>>
>>>> Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies.
>>>
>>> I can't stand the dried ones.
>>
>>This is the season for fresh. Stew them in butter with ramps (wild
>>onions) or baby leeks. Green onion greens will do in a pinch. A
>>healthy pinch of herbs de Provence or thyme and a squoosh of lemon
>>juice. Salt/pepper to taste.
>>
>>Then take a 9x13 baking dish, and line with puff pastry. Fill with a
>>mixture of half-emmental and half-gruyere cheeses. Top with 'shroom
>>stew. Bake at 425 until pastry has browned, about 25 minutes or so.
>
> FOOD TEASE!!!!!
>
> <pokes with pointy stick>

Eh?

B/

 

dave hillstrom wrote:
> On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:14:01 -0700, Brian Mailman
> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>
>>ah wrote:
>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>> ah hugged my left nut and said:
>>>>
>>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>> hugged my left nut and wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>>>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in
>>>>>>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste!
>>>>>>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>>>> >In a thousand different ways...
>>>>>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with
>>>>>>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> A cholesterol orgy.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You make that sound so naughty.
>>>>>
>>>>> It's the garlic butter that strains my morals.
>>>>
>>>> Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies.
>>>
>>> I can't stand the dried ones.
>>
>>This is the season for fresh. Stew them in butter with ramps (wild
>>onions) or baby leeks. Green onion greens will do in a pinch. A
>>healthy pinch of herbs de Provence or thyme and a squoosh of lemon
>>juice. Salt/pepper to taste.
>>
>>Then take a 9x13 baking dish, and line with puff pastry. Fill with a
>>mixture of half-emmental and half-gruyere cheeses. Top with 'shroom
>>stew. Bake at 425 until pastry has browned, about 25 minutes or so.
>
> FOOD TEASE!!!!!
>
> <pokes with pointy stick>

Eh?

B/

 

pandora wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote:
>
>> knoxy wrote:
>>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>>
>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> > > Aratzio wrote:
>>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>> bloviated:
>>>> > > >
>>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>> > > > > >
>>>> > > > > > hmmmph.
>>>> > > > > >
>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.
>>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with
>>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and
>>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no
>>>> > > > > > need specify.
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > > you need a vacation.
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >
>>>> > >
>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the
>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that
>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there,
>>>> > > on the 20th day of night.
>>>> >
>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>>
>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the
>>>> counter.
>>>>
>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter.
>>>>
>>>> It wasn't just the customers.
>>>>
>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed
>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs,
>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming
>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!"
>>>>
>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were
>>> little baby dinosaurs.
>>
>> I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift.
>
> I saw Alien for the first time just before my 2nd C-section. It freaked
> me out totally.

I can imagine.

>> The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's
> paycheck the cost
>> of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month.
>
> I HATE day shift!

You get the point. The waiters had much better drugs on graveyard.

B/

 

pandora wrote:
> On Sat, 22 Mar 2008 13:50:00 -0700, Brian Mailman wrote:
>
>> knoxy wrote:
>>> Brian Mailman wrote:
>>>
>>>> dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>> > On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:31:38 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>> ><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> > > Aratzio wrote:
>>>> >>>On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <DaVe@MeOw.OrG>
>>>> bloviated:
>>>> > > >
>>>> >>>>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > > > dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>> > > > > > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>> > > > > >
>>>> > > > > > hmmmph.
>>>> > > > > >
>>>> > > > > > "Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with sausage.
>>>> > > > > > Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs scrambled with
>>>> > > > > > sausage. What they describe is "Adam and Eve floating" and
>>>> > > > > > toast is taken for granted with all breakfasts; there's no
>>>> > > > > > need specify.
>>>> > > > >
>>>> > > > > you need a vacation.
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>> > >
>>>> > >
>>>> > >
>>>> > > In the late '70s I spent a couple years on the line on the
>>>> > > graveyard shift in a 24-hour-coffeeshop. Then again, that
>>>> > > particular place it didn't matter. It was always 2:30am in there,
>>>> > > on the 20th day of night.
>>>> >
>>>> > sounds like the start of a beautiful sam whatsisname mystery story.
>>>>
>>>> There were people coming in there and talking to the flowers on the
>>>> counter.
>>>>
>>>> And there were no flowers on the counter.
>>>>
>>>> It wasn't just the customers.
>>>>
>>>> I remember a fellow I was working with crashing on a speed
>>>> psychosis.... he overturned a large stockpot of hard-boiling eggs,
>>>> probably about 20 dozen or so, and stomped all over them screaming
>>>> "HATCH NOW, YOU LITTLE DINOSAURS!!!"
>>>>
>>> Did they? Come on, don't leave me hanging! I want to know if there were
>>> little baby dinosaurs.
>>
>> I think he'd just seen Alien for the first time before starting the shift.
>
> I saw Alien for the first time just before my 2nd C-section. It freaked
> me out totally.

I can imagine.

>> The kitchen manager was kinda pissed; docked Bobby's
> paycheck the cost
>> of the eggs and made him work day shift for a month.
>
> I HATE day shift!

You get the point. The waiters had much better drugs on graveyard.

B/

 

On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:26:59 -0700, Brian Mailman
<bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:

>dave hillstrom wrote:
>> On Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:14:01 -0700, Brian Mailman
>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>ah wrote:
>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>> ah hugged my left nut and said:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Tim Weaver wrote:
>>>>>>> hugged my left nut and wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:f39ru3183o6mffutfgluqgdnqa0kam7c8c@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:27:23 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>> <bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 22:08:21 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>"Aratzio" <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> >>>news:96inu3l1os98ihkv4097m6pss297k7crhl@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:41:27 -0400, in
>>>>>>>>> >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>>>> >>>> <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >On Wed, 26 Mar 2008 23:02:06 -0800, <pscissons@sbcglobal.net>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>"dave hillstrom" <DaVe@MeOw.OrG> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>news:tf1ku3180a2lc3715frsnsa9tdnfsd626p@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:59:37 GMT, Aratzio
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> <a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >On Thu, 20 Mar 2008 03:17:33 -0400, in
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> ><DaVe@MeOw.OrG> bloviated:
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>On Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:20:53 -0700, Brian Mailman
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >><bmailman@sfo.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>dave hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner_lingo
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>hmmmph.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>"Adam and Eve on a raft" is 2 eggs over easy with
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>sausage. Adam and Eve on a raft, wreck 'em" is 2 eggs
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>scrambled with sausage. What they describe is "Adam and
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>Eve floating" and toast is taken for granted with all
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>>breakfasts; there's no need specify.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >>you need a vacation.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> >If it is food or hash slinging, Brian is *da man*.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> lets hire him to be our cook when we buy the abandoned
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>> missile silo next to the trout stream.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>First we need to know his position on (gag) eggplant.
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >>Smee, of the hiring committee
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >>>> >hey, eggplant is a-ok with the really hot thai curries. yum!
>>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>> and that stir-fry prik thingy with pork.
>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>I can't BELIEVE you guys would actually put that vile eggplant in
>>>>>>>>> >>>your mouths, chew and swallow it, and pretend you like the taste!
>>>>>>>>> >>>No matter what you do to it, it STILL tastes like eggplant.
>>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>>> >>>Now okra, on the other hand, can be quite scrumptious.
>>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>>> >> eggplant is the same as what its been cooked in.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>> >"I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>>>>> >In a thousand different ways...
>>>>>>>>> >I like how she cooks her eggplant
>>>>>>>>> >Sometimes she uses may-o-naise." --Michael Franks, "Jazzmen Tea"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> so, what would they call a prime rib cooked medium rareish with
>>>>>>>>> melted garlic butter on the side to dip it in?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A cholesterol orgy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You make that sound so naughty.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's the garlic butter that strains my morals.
>>>>>
>>>>> Diluted and seperated morals are for pussies.
>>>>
>>>> I can't stand the dried ones.
>>>
>>>This is the season for fresh. Stew them in butter with ramps (wild
>>>onions) or baby leeks. Green onion greens will do in a pinch. A
>>>healthy pinch of herbs de Provence or thyme and a squoosh of lemon
>>>juice. Salt/pepper to taste.
>>>
>>>Then take a 9x13 baking dish, and line with puff pastry. Fill with a
>>>mixture of half-emmental and half-gruyere cheeses. Top with 'shroom
>>>stew. Bake at 425 until pastry has browned, about 25 minutes or so.
>>
>> FOOD TEASE!!!!!
>>
>> <pokes with pointy stick>
>
>Eh?

do you know what the probability of emmental and gruyere is within 75
miles from me?

--
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<This space for rent.>