Wavy G wrote: > Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: > >>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on >>the loose. >> >>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so >>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they >>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've >>got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had >>sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's >>Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black >>Angus and he's given them the slip. >> >>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a >>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're >>talking about. >> >>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they >>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're >>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two >>things: >> >>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, >>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... >> >>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >> >>They're round and green and mushy >>They come from a cow's tushy >>And soon they will be covered....in flies! > > Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no > response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of me > and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. > > Good day, sir. 1) She ain't a sir. 2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. -- Tim Weaver I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >Wavy G wrote: > >> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >> >>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on >>>the loose. >>> >>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so >>>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they >>>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've >>>got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had >>>sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's >>>Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black >>>Angus and he's given them the slip. >>> >>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a >>>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're >>>talking about. >>> >>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they >>>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're >>>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two >>>things: >>> >>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, >>>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... >>> >>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >>> >>>They're round and green and mushy >>>They come from a cow's tushy >>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! >> >> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no >> response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of me >> and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. >> >> Good day, sir. > >1) She ain't a sir. >2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about teh ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, hyah?" LOL? -- Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb@gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
Wavy G wrote: > Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>Wavy G wrote: >> >>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>> >>>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on >>>>the loose. >>>> >>>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so >>>>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they >>>>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've >>>>got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had >>>>sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's >>>>Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black >>>>Angus and he's given them the slip. >>>> >>>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a >>>>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're >>>>talking about. >>>> >>>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they >>>>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're >>>>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two >>>>things: >>>> >>>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, >>>>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... >>>> >>>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >>>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >>>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >>>> >>>>They're round and green and mushy >>>>They come from a cow's tushy >>>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! >>> >>> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no >>> response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of me >>> and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. >>> >>> Good day, sir. >> >>1) She ain't a sir. >>2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. > > Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about teh > ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, hyah?" LOL? Tisk. Time for more edgumacation. The stupid, poorly done southern accents you hear in the movies isn't correct. We pronounce the words "now" and "here" the same as you do. We do, however, pronounce "dog" as "dawg". Now, I'm going to have to ammend this thread as I have archived it for it's humorous content. -- Tim Weaver I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >Wavy G wrote: > >> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>>Wavy G wrote: >>> >>>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>>> >>>>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on >>>>>the loose. >>>>> >>>>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so >>>>>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they >>>>>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've >>>>>got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had >>>>>sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's >>>>>Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black >>>>>Angus and he's given them the slip. >>>>> >>>>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a >>>>>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're >>>>>talking about. >>>>> >>>>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they >>>>>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're >>>>>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two >>>>>things: >>>>> >>>>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, >>>>>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... >>>>> >>>>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >>>>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >>>>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >>>>> >>>>>They're round and green and mushy >>>>>They come from a cow's tushy >>>>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! >>>> >>>> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no >>>> response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of me >>>> and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. >>>> >>>> Good day, sir. >>> >>>1) She ain't a sir. >>>2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. >> >> Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about teh >> ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, hyah?" LOL? > >Tisk. Time for more edgumacation. The stupid, poorly done southern accents >you hear in the movies isn't correct. We pronounce the words "now" and >"here" the same as you do. We do, however, pronounce "dog" as "dawg". I thought that was the coloureds? >Now, I'm going to have to ammend this thread as I have archived it for it's >humorous content. Hmm. Would you give Google that same gratitude? -- Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb@gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
Wavy G wrote: > Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>Wavy G wrote: >> >>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) >>> NO: >>>>Wavy G wrote: >>>> >>>>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) >>>>> NO: >>>>> >>>>>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on >>>>>>the loose. >>>>>> >>>>>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so >>>>>>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they >>>>>>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, >>>>>>they've got the helicopters and squad cars out looking >>>>>>now.....they've had sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) >>>>>>and the Lowe's Guy's Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops >>>>>>have nothing on this Black Angus and he's given them the slip. >>>>>> >>>>>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a >>>>>>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're >>>>>>talking about. >>>>>> >>>>>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they >>>>>>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're >>>>>>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember >>>>>>two things: >>>>>> >>>>>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, >>>>>>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... >>>>>> >>>>>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >>>>>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >>>>>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >>>>>> >>>>>>They're round and green and mushy >>>>>>They come from a cow's tushy >>>>>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! >>>>> >>>>> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no >>>>> response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of >>>>> me and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. >>>>> >>>>> Good day, sir. >>>> >>>>1) She ain't a sir. >>>>2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. >>> >>> Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about teh >>> ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, hyah?" LOL? >> >>Tisk. Time for more edgumacation. The stupid, poorly done southern >>accents you hear in the movies isn't correct. We pronounce the words >>"now" and "here" the same as you do. We do, however, pronounce "dog" as >>"dawg". > > I thought that was the coloureds? It's all of us. I believe there are something like 36 or so southern accents. Mine is called the "Piney Woods" dialect. >>Now, I'm going to have to ammend this thread as I have archived it for >>it's humorous content. > > Hmm. Would you give Google that same gratitude? You object to my X-No-Archivedness? Speaking of which, I wonder if there's a way I could get Google to un-X-No- Archive all of my posts. -- Tim Weaver I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >Wavy G wrote: > >> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>>Wavy G wrote: >>> >>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) >>>> NO: >>>>>Wavy G wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) >>>>>> NO: >>>>>> >>>>>>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on >>>>>>>the loose. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so >>>>>>>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they >>>>>>>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, >>>>>>>they've got the helicopters and squad cars out looking >>>>>>>now.....they've had sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) >>>>>>>and the Lowe's Guy's Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops >>>>>>>have nothing on this Black Angus and he's given them the slip. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a >>>>>>>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're >>>>>>>talking about. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they >>>>>>>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're >>>>>>>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember >>>>>>>two things: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, >>>>>>>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >>>>>>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >>>>>>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >>>>>>> >>>>>>>They're round and green and mushy >>>>>>>They come from a cow's tushy >>>>>>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! >>>>>> >>>>>> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no >>>>>> response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of >>>>>> me and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. >>>>>> >>>>>> Good day, sir. >>>>> >>>>>1) She ain't a sir. >>>>>2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. >>>> >>>> Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about teh >>>> ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, hyah?" LOL? >>> >>>Tisk. Time for more edgumacation. The stupid, poorly done southern >>>accents you hear in the movies isn't correct. We pronounce the words >>>"now" and "here" the same as you do. We do, however, pronounce "dog" as >>>"dawg". >> >> I thought that was the coloureds? > >It's all of us. I believe there are something like 36 or so southern >accents. Mine is called the "Piney Woods" dialect. > >>>Now, I'm going to have to ammend this thread as I have archived it for >>>it's humorous content. >> >> Hmm. Would you give Google that same gratitude? > >You object to my X-No-Archivedness? Why would you not want to read your posts forever and ever? I just don't understand that mentality. >Speaking of which, I wonder if there's a way I could get Google to un-X-No- >Archive all of my posts. Yeah, sure. They have massive garbage files on their servers where they store all the hidden "X-No-Archive Yes" posts *just in case* the posters change their minds at some future date. -- Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb@gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
Wavy G wrote: > Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>Wavy G wrote: >> >>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>>>Wavy G wrote: >>>> >>>>> Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) >>>>> NO: >>>>>>Wavy G wrote: >>>>>> >>>>>>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) >>>>>>> NO: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on >>>>>>>>the loose. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so >>>>>>>>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they >>>>>>>>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, >>>>>>>>they've got the helicopters and squad cars out looking >>>>>>>>now.....they've had sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) >>>>>>>>and the Lowe's Guy's Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops >>>>>>>>have nothing on this Black Angus and he's given them the slip. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a >>>>>>>>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're >>>>>>>>talking about. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they >>>>>>>>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're >>>>>>>>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember >>>>>>>>two things: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, >>>>>>>>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >>>>>>>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >>>>>>>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>They're round and green and mushy >>>>>>>>They come from a cow's tushy >>>>>>>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no >>>>>>> response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of >>>>>>> me and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Good day, sir. >>>>>> >>>>>>1) She ain't a sir. >>>>>>2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. >>>>> >>>>> Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about teh >>>>> ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, hyah?" LOL? >>>> >>>>Tisk. Time for more edgumacation. The stupid, poorly done southern >>>>accents you hear in the movies isn't correct. We pronounce the words >>>>"now" and "here" the same as you do. We do, however, pronounce "dog" as >>>>"dawg". >>> >>> I thought that was the coloureds? >> >>It's all of us. I believe there are something like 36 or so southern >>accents. Mine is called the "Piney Woods" dialect. >> >>>>Now, I'm going to have to ammend this thread as I have archived it for >>>>it's humorous content. >>> >>> Hmm. Would you give Google that same gratitude? >> >>You object to my X-No-Archivedness? > > Why would you not want to read your posts forever and ever? I just > don't understand that mentality. Because I tend to say stupid stuff. But, it gets quoted so my stuff can be found by using my name as a search term. >>Speaking of which, I wonder if there's a way I could get Google to un-X- No- >>Archive all of my posts. > > Yeah, sure. They have massive garbage files on their servers where they > store all the hidden "X-No-Archive Yes" posts *just in case* the posters > change their minds at some future date. I think they're all in the same place, the X-No-Archive posts just don't get indexed. -- Tim Weaver I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:20:03 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in <7p74q3p1g7b01doe0cg7rqcrn0h8gv60bb@4ax.com>: >Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>Wavy G wrote: >> >>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>> >>>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on >>>>the loose. >>>> >>>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so >>>>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they >>>>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've >>>>got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had >>>>sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's >>>>Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black >>>>Angus and he's given them the slip. >>>> >>>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a >>>>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're >>>>talking about. >>>> >>>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they >>>>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're >>>>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two >>>>things: >>>> >>>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, >>>>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... >>>> >>>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >>>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >>>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >>>> >>>>They're round and green and mushy >>>>They come from a cow's tushy >>>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! >>> >>> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no >>> response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of me >>> and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. >>> >>> Good day, sir. >> >>1) She ain't a sir. >>2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. > >Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about teh >ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, hyah?" LOL? Ahem. Tis not /us/ who have renegade cattle poo'ing up the city streets on a regular basis and can't locate them even with search helicopters.
On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:30:38 -0500, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> wrote: >On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:20:03 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> >wrote in <7p74q3p1g7b01doe0cg7rqcrn0h8gv60bb@4ax.com>: > >>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>>Wavy G wrote: >>> >>>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>>> >>>>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on >>>>>the loose. >>>>> >>>>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so >>>>>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they >>>>>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've >>>>>got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had >>>>>sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's >>>>>Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black >>>>>Angus and he's given them the slip. >>>>> >>>>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a >>>>>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're >>>>>talking about. >>>>> >>>>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they >>>>>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're >>>>>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two >>>>>things: >>>>> >>>>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, >>>>>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... >>>>> >>>>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >>>>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >>>>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >>>>> >>>>>They're round and green and mushy >>>>>They come from a cow's tushy >>>>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! >>>> >>>> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no >>>> response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of me >>>> and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. >>>> >>>> Good day, sir. >>> >>>1) She ain't a sir. >>>2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. >> >>Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about teh >>ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, hyah?" LOL? > >Ahem. > >Tis not /us/ who have renegade cattle poo'ing up the city streets on a >regular basis and can't locate them even with search helicopters. special government created stealth cows. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:20:03 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> >wrote in <7p74q3p1g7b01doe0cg7rqcrn0h8gv60bb@4ax.com>: > >>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>>Wavy G wrote: >>> >>>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>>> >>>>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on >>>>>the loose. >>>>> >>>>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so >>>>>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they >>>>>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've >>>>>got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had >>>>>sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's >>>>>Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black >>>>>Angus and he's given them the slip. >>>>> >>>>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a >>>>>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're >>>>>talking about. >>>>> >>>>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they >>>>>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're >>>>>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two >>>>>things: >>>>> >>>>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, >>>>>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... >>>>> >>>>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >>>>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >>>>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >>>>> >>>>>They're round and green and mushy >>>>>They come from a cow's tushy >>>>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! >>>> >>>> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no >>>> response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of me >>>> and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. >>>> >>>> Good day, sir. >>> >>>1) She ain't a sir. >>>2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. >> >>Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about teh >>ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, hyah?" LOL? > >Ahem. > >Tis not /us/ who have renegade cattle poo'ing up the city streets on a >regular basis and can't locate them even with search helicopters. So another cow got loose. Big fucking whoop. At least we have mastered the language. -- Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb@gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:42:24 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote in <5aq5q3h3ccmroq9ie4jsfs2of3dhcjjp9a@4ax.com>: >Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: > >>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:20:03 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> >>wrote in <7p74q3p1g7b01doe0cg7rqcrn0h8gv60bb@4ax.com>: >> >>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>>>Wavy G wrote: >>>> >>>>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>>>> >>>>>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on >>>>>>the loose. >>>>>> >>>>>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so >>>>>>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they >>>>>>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've >>>>>>got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had >>>>>>sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's >>>>>>Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black >>>>>>Angus and he's given them the slip. >>>>>> >>>>>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a >>>>>>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're >>>>>>talking about. >>>>>> >>>>>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they >>>>>>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're >>>>>>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two >>>>>>things: >>>>>> >>>>>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, >>>>>>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... >>>>>> >>>>>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >>>>>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >>>>>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >>>>>> >>>>>>They're round and green and mushy >>>>>>They come from a cow's tushy >>>>>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! >>>>> >>>>> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no >>>>> response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of me >>>>> and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. >>>>> >>>>> Good day, sir. >>>> >>>>1) She ain't a sir. >>>>2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. >>> >>>Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about teh >>>ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, hyah?" LOL? >> >>Ahem. >> >>Tis not /us/ who have renegade cattle poo'ing up the city streets on a >>regular basis and can't locate them even with search helicopters. > >So another cow got loose. Big fucking whoop. At least we have mastered >the language. ....now if y'all could only master ~driving~...... ....and it's not that you keep losing your cattle that's so funny, it's that you can't FIND them when you do. Well, okay...losing them is pretty funny, too. GUFFAW I'm deeply saddened that Angus only lasted two days on the hoof, but it's heartening to know that after getting tranq'd, "he" still managed to take out the SPCA SUV and a squad car before being shot down as he headed onto I-275 to exact more revenge. Clearly, even a dumb as a box of rocks cow knows y'all have no business behind the wheel I'm going to deeply miss the Daily Cow Sightings reports on our local news. They are the highlight of my news viewing experience. Hope y'all lose another one soon! Your pal, Sharon PS: y'all done went and pissed off PETA, who made an official request to not slaughter it just the day before. NOW yer gonna be in for it!!
On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:42:24 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> wrote: >Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: > >>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:20:03 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> >>wrote in <7p74q3p1g7b01doe0cg7rqcrn0h8gv60bb@4ax.com>: >> >>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>>>Wavy G wrote: >>>> >>>>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>>>> >>>>>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on >>>>>>the loose. >>>>>> >>>>>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so >>>>>>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they >>>>>>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've >>>>>>got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had >>>>>>sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's >>>>>>Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black >>>>>>Angus and he's given them the slip. >>>>>> >>>>>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a >>>>>>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're >>>>>>talking about. >>>>>> >>>>>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they >>>>>>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're >>>>>>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two >>>>>>things: >>>>>> >>>>>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, >>>>>>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... >>>>>> >>>>>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >>>>>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >>>>>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >>>>>> >>>>>>They're round and green and mushy >>>>>>They come from a cow's tushy >>>>>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! >>>>> >>>>> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no >>>>> response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of me >>>>> and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. >>>>> >>>>> Good day, sir. >>>> >>>>1) She ain't a sir. >>>>2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. >>> >>>Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about teh >>>ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, hyah?" LOL? >> >>Ahem. >> >>Tis not /us/ who have renegade cattle poo'ing up the city streets on a >>regular basis and can't locate them even with search helicopters. > >So another cow got loose. Big fucking whoop. At least we have mastered >the language. cow language? wow. i mean, you really go all out for your tourists, dont you. -- dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj <This space for rent.>
Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:42:24 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> >wrote: > >>Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >> >>>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:20:03 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com> >>>wrote in <7p74q3p1g7b01doe0cg7rqcrn0h8gv60bb@4ax.com>: >>> >>>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>>>>Wavy G wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >>>>>> >>>>>>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on >>>>>>>the loose. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so >>>>>>>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they >>>>>>>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've >>>>>>>got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had >>>>>>>sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's >>>>>>>Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black >>>>>>>Angus and he's given them the slip. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a >>>>>>>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're >>>>>>>talking about. >>>>>>> >>>>>>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they >>>>>>>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're >>>>>>>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two >>>>>>>things: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, >>>>>>>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... >>>>>>> >>>>>>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >>>>>>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >>>>>>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >>>>>>> >>>>>>>They're round and green and mushy >>>>>>>They come from a cow's tushy >>>>>>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! >>>>>> >>>>>> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no >>>>>> response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of me >>>>>> and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. >>>>>> >>>>>> Good day, sir. >>>>> >>>>>1) She ain't a sir. >>>>>2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. >>>> >>>>Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about teh >>>>ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, hyah?" LOL? >>> >>>Ahem. >>> >>>Tis not /us/ who have renegade cattle poo'ing up the city streets on a >>>regular basis and can't locate them even with search helicopters. >> >>So another cow got loose. Big fucking whoop. At least we have mastered >>the language. > >cow language? wow. i mean, you really go all out for your tourists, >dont you. "Moovers" and shakers, we are (LOL?). -- Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb@gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
On Feb 2, 1:10 pm, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote: > Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) > NO: > > > > >On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:42:24 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> > >wrote: > > >>Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: > > >>>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:20:03 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> > >>>wrote in <7p74q3p1g7b01doe0cg7rqcrn0h8gv6...@4ax.com>: > > >>>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: > >>>>>Wavy G wrote: > > >>>>>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: > > >>>>>>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on > >>>>>>>the loose. > > >>>>>>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so > >>>>>>>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they > >>>>>>>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've > >>>>>>>got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had > >>>>>>>sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's > >>>>>>>Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black > >>>>>>>Angus and he's given them the slip. > > >>>>>>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a > >>>>>>>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're > >>>>>>>talking about. > > >>>>>>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they > >>>>>>>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're > >>>>>>>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two > >>>>>>>things: > > >>>>>>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, > >>>>>>>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... > > >>>>>>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em > >>>>>>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em > >>>>>>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! > > >>>>>>>They're round and green and mushy > >>>>>>>They come from a cow's tushy > >>>>>>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! > > >>>>>> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no > >>>>>> response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of me > >>>>>> and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. > > >>>>>> Good day, sir. > > >>>>>1) She ain't a sir. > >>>>>2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. > > >>>>Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about teh > >>>>ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, hyah?" LOL? > > >>>Ahem. > > >>>Tis not /us/ who have renegade cattle poo'ing up the city streets on a > >>>regular basis and can't locate them even with search helicopters. > > >>So another cow got loose. Big fucking whoop. At least we have mastered > >>the language. > > >cow language? wow. i mean, you really go all out for your tourists, > >dont you. > > "Moovers" and shakers, we are (LOL?). That ain't no bull, either. -- Slipped Moebius mhm28x9
Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >On Feb 2, 1:10 pm, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote: >> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) >> NO: >> >> >> >> >On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:42:24 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> >> >wrote: >> >> >>Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >> >> >>>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:20:03 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> >> >>>wrote in <7p74q3p1g7b01doe0cg7rqcrn0h8gv6...@4ax.com>: >> >> >>>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >> >>>>>Wavy G wrote: >> >> >>>>>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO: >> >> >>>>>>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on >> >>>>>>>the loose. >> >> >>>>>>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so >> >>>>>>>long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they >> >>>>>>>cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've >> >>>>>>>got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had >> >>>>>>>sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's >> >>>>>>>Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black >> >>>>>>>Angus and he's given them the slip. >> >> >>>>>>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a >> >>>>>>>huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're >> >>>>>>>talking about. >> >> >>>>>>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they >> >>>>>>>find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're >> >>>>>>>walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two >> >>>>>>>things: >> >> >>>>>>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment, >> >>>>>>>but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide".... >> >> >>>>>>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >> >>>>>>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >> >>>>>>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >> >> >>>>>>>They're round and green and mushy >> >>>>>>>They come from a cow's tushy >> >>>>>>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! >> >> >>>>>> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no >> >>>>>> response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of me >> >>>>>> and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. >> >> >>>>>> Good day, sir. >> >> >>>>>1) She ain't a sir. >> >>>>>2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. >> >> >>>>Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about teh >> >>>>ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, hyah?" LOL? >> >> >>>Ahem. >> >> >>>Tis not /us/ who have renegade cattle poo'ing up the city streets on a >> >>>regular basis and can't locate them even with search helicopters. >> >> >>So another cow got loose. Big fucking whoop. At least we have mastered >> >>the language. >> >> >cow language? wow. i mean, you really go all out for your tourists, >> >dont you. >> >> "Moovers" and shakers, we are (LOL?). > >That ain't no bull, either. How utterly true. -- Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately. ***************************************** * * * Wavy G * * mail me at: * * godsspeciallamb@gmail.com * * * * * *****************************************
Wavy G wrote: > Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( > ) NO: > >>On Feb 2, 1:10 pm, Wavy G <godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( >>> ) NO: >>> >>> >>> >>> >On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:42:24 -0500, Wavy G >>> ><godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> >>> >>Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) >>> >>NO: >>> >>> >>>On Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:20:03 -0500, Wavy G >>> >>><godsspeciall...@gmail.com> wrote in >>> >>><7p74q3p1g7b01doe0cg7rqcrn0h8gv6...@4ax.com>: >>> >>> >>>>Dear, "Tim Weaver": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( >>> >>>>) NO: >>> >>>>>Wavy G wrote: >>> >>> >>>>>> Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES >>> >>>>>> ( ) NO: >>> >>> >>>>>>>The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a >>> >>>>>>>cow on the loose. >>> >>> >>>>>>>This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof >>> >>>>>>>so long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". >>> >>>>>>>#2 they cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few >>> >>>>>>>days. #3, they've got the helicopters and squad cars out >>> >>>>>>>looking now.....they've had sightings at the cemetery (no doubt >>> >>>>>>>to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's Emporium (where else) but >>> >>>>>>>choppers and cops have nothing on this Black Angus and he's >>> >>>>>>>given them the slip. >>> >>> >>>>>>>Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets >>> >>>>>>>of a huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is >>> >>>>>>>Ohio we're talking about. >>> >>> >>>>>>>...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until >>> >>>>>>>they find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - >>> >>>>>>>as you're walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati >>> >>>>>>>please remember two things: >>> >>> >>>>>>>he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his >>> >>>>>>>equipment, but most importantly and to the tune of >>> >>>>>>>"Rawhide".... >>> >>> >>>>>>>Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em >>> >>>>>>>Keep your eyes peeled for 'em >>> >>>>>>>Soon you're headed for some....cowpies! >>> >>> >>>>>>>They're round and green and mushy >>> >>>>>>>They come from a cow's tushy >>> >>>>>>>And soon they will be covered....in flies! >>> >>> >>>>>> Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have >>> >>>>>> no response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make >>> >>>>>> sport of me and my fair town during this, our darkest hour. >>> >>> >>>>>> Good day, sir. >>> >>> >>>>>1) She ain't a sir. >>> >>>>>2) That was soooooo fuckin' funny. >>> >>> >>>>Thanks, Weaver! I take back all those hurtful jabs I made about >>> >>>>teh ignorant southerners. "Yee-haw, and y'all come back naw, >>> >>>>hyah?" LOL? >>> >>> >>>Ahem. >>> >>> >>>Tis not /us/ who have renegade cattle poo'ing up the city streets >>> >>>on a regular basis and can't locate them even with search >>> >>>helicopters. >>> >>> >>So another cow got loose. Big fucking whoop. At least we have >>> >>mastered the language. >>> >>> >cow language? wow. i mean, you really go all out for your tourists, >>> >dont you. >>> >>> "Moovers" and shakers, we are (LOL?). >> >>That ain't no bull, either. > > How utterly true. Udderly. -- Tim Weaver I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
