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  1. Sharon B

    Sharon B Guest

    The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on
    the loose.

    This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so
    long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they
    cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've
    got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had
    sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's
    Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black
    Angus and he's given them the slip.

    Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a
    huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're
    talking about.

    ....but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they
    find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're
    walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two
    things:

    he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment,
    but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide"....

    Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em
    Keep your eyes peeled for 'em
    Soon you're headed for some....cowpies!

    They're round and green and mushy
    They come from a cow's tushy
    And soon they will be covered....in flies!
     
  2. On Jan 28, 2:48 pm, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> wrote:
    > The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on
    > the loose.
    >
    > This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so
    > long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they
    > cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've
    > got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had
    > sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's
    > Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black
    > Angus and he's given them the slip.
    >
    > Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a
    > huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're
    > talking about.
    >
    > ...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they
    > find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're
    > walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two
    > things:
    >
    > he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment,
    > but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide"....
    >
    > Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em
    > Keep your eyes peeled for 'em
    > Soon you're headed for some....cowpies!
    >
    > They're round and green and mushy
    > They come from a cow's tushy
    > And soon they will be covered....in flies!


    I'm glad I live in Toledo. All we've got are six-foot chickens running
    around.

    --
    Slipped Moebius
    mhm28x9
     
  3. Sharon B

    Sharon B Guest

    On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:53:36 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
    <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote in
    <e1f69ffc-1f6b-4b63-8f89-e12d1c62b7c2@i29g2000prf.googlegroups.com>:

    >On Jan 28, 2:48 pm, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> wrote:
    >> The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on
    >> the loose.
    >>
    >> This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so
    >> long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they
    >> cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've
    >> got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had
    >> sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's
    >> Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black
    >> Angus and he's given them the slip.
    >>
    >> Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a
    >> huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're
    >> talking about.
    >>
    >> ...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they
    >> find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're
    >> walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two
    >> things:
    >>
    >> he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment,
    >> but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide"....
    >>
    >> Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em
    >> Keep your eyes peeled for 'em
    >> Soon you're headed for some....cowpies!
    >>
    >> They're round and green and mushy
    >> They come from a cow's tushy
    >> And soon they will be covered....in flies!

    >
    >I'm glad I live in Toledo. All we've got are six-foot chickens running
    >around.


    Y'all need to put warnings on your state's 'Welcome' signs :p

    --
    When words failed Lewis Craig as he tried
    to describe the beauty of heaven during a
    sermon, he exclaimed that "it is a mere
    Kentucky of a place."
    -New History of Kentucky-
     
  4. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:53:36 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Slipped Moebius
    <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >On Jan 28, 2:48 pm, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> wrote:
    >> The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on
    >> the loose.
    >>
    >> This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so
    >> long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they
    >> cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've
    >> got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had
    >> sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's
    >> Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black
    >> Angus and he's given them the slip.
    >>
    >> Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a
    >> huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're
    >> talking about.
    >>
    >> ...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they
    >> find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're
    >> walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two
    >> things:
    >>
    >> he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment,
    >> but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide"....
    >>
    >> Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em
    >> Keep your eyes peeled for 'em
    >> Soon you're headed for some....cowpies!
    >>
    >> They're round and green and mushy
    >> They come from a cow's tushy
    >> And soon they will be covered....in flies!

    >
    >I'm glad I live in Toledo. All we've got are six-foot chickens running
    >around.


    Jamie Farr is 6' tall?

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  5. On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:53:36 -0800 (PST), Slipped Moebius
    <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> wrote:

    >On Jan 28, 2:48 pm, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> wrote:
    >> The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on
    >> the loose.
    >>
    >> This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so
    >> long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they
    >> cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've
    >> got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had
    >> sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's
    >> Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black
    >> Angus and he's given them the slip.
    >>
    >> Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a
    >> huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're
    >> talking about.
    >>
    >> ...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they
    >> find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're
    >> walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two
    >> things:
    >>
    >> he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment,
    >> but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide"....
    >>
    >> Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em
    >> Keep your eyes peeled for 'em
    >> Soon you're headed for some....cowpies!
    >>
    >> They're round and green and mushy
    >> They come from a cow's tushy
    >> And soon they will be covered....in flies!

    >
    >I'm glad I live in Toledo. All we've got are six-foot chickens running
    >around.


    all i have to do is walk around naked.

    --
    dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj

    <This space for rent.>
     
  6. mixed nuts

    mixed nuts Guest

    Sharon B wrote:
    > The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on
    > the loose.
    >
    > This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so
    > long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they
    > cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've
    > got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had
    > sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's
    > Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black
    > Angus and he's given them the slip.
    >
    > Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a
    > huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're
    > talking about.
    >
    > ....but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they
    > find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're
    > walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two
    > things:
    >
    > he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment,
    > but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide"....
    >
    > Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em
    > Keep your eyes peeled for 'em
    > Soon you're headed for some....cowpies!
    >
    > They're round and green and mushy


    Green? Is kentucky grass somehow different (cowpoo is brown most
    anywhere else).

    > They come from a cow's tushy
    > And soon they will be covered....in flies!


    Until they're hard and sunbaked and can be used as frisbies or as fuel.

    --
    nuts
     
  7. On Jan 28, 3:38 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:53:36 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Slipped Moebius
    > <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
    > writing:
    >
    >
    >
    > >On Jan 28, 2:48 pm, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> wrote:
    > >> The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on
    > >> the loose.

    >
    > >> This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so
    > >> long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they
    > >> cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've
    > >> got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had
    > >> sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's
    > >> Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black
    > >> Angus and he's given them the slip.

    >
    > >> Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a
    > >> huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're
    > >> talking about.

    >
    > >> ...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they
    > >> find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're
    > >> walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two
    > >> things:

    >
    > >> he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment,
    > >> but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide"....

    >
    > >> Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em
    > >> Keep your eyes peeled for 'em
    > >> Soon you're headed for some....cowpies!

    >
    > >> They're round and green and mushy
    > >> They come from a cow's tushy
    > >> And soon they will be covered....in flies!

    >
    > >I'm glad I live in Toledo. All we've got are six-foot chickens running
    > >around.

    >
    > Jamie Farr is 6' tall?
    >

    You win the Poast Of The Day award. Congratulations!

    --
    Slipped Moebius
    mhm28x9
     
  8. Sharon B

    Sharon B Guest

    On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:12:28 -0500, mixed nuts
    <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in <fnnmpq$s66$1@aioe.org>:

    >Sharon B wrote:
    >> The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on
    >> the loose.
    >>
    >> This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so
    >> long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they
    >> cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've
    >> got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had
    >> sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's
    >> Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black
    >> Angus and he's given them the slip.
    >>
    >> Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a
    >> huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're
    >> talking about.
    >>
    >> ....but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they
    >> find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're
    >> walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two
    >> things:
    >>
    >> he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment,
    >> but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide"....
    >>
    >> Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em
    >> Keep your eyes peeled for 'em
    >> Soon you're headed for some....cowpies!
    >>
    >> They're round and green and mushy

    >
    >Green? Is kentucky grass somehow different (cowpoo is brown most
    >anywhere else).


    Of course it's different, silly!

    Our grass is blue.

    >> They come from a cow's tushy
    >> And soon they will be covered....in flies!

    >
    >Until they're hard and sunbaked and can be used as frisbies or as fuel.


    Playing with poo is not a K-Y thang, we leave that for the dirty
    furriners.
    [altho' we do light our farts afire on occasion]
     
  9. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:19:45 -0500, in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
    double secret probation for writing:

    >Of course it's different, silly!
    >
    >Our grass is blue.


    It's a bitch painting all them little stalks.

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  10. On Jan 29, 7:06 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:19:45 -0500, in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> got
    > double secret probation for writing:
    >
    > >Of course it's different, silly!

    >
    > >Our grass is blue.

    >
    > It's a bitch painting all them little stalks.


    Your Poast Of THe Day award hangs in teh balance.....

    --
    Slipped Moebius
    mhm28x9
     
  11. Aratzio

    Aratzio Guest

    On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:19:27 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Slipped Moebius
    <erroneouscorrection@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
    writing:

    >On Jan 29, 7:06 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:19:45 -0500, in the land of
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> got
    >> double secret probation for writing:
    >>
    >> >Of course it's different, silly!

    >>
    >> >Our grass is blue.

    >>
    >> It's a bitch painting all them little stalks.

    >
    >Your Poast Of THe Day award hangs in teh balance.....


    One straw more?

    --

    Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

    Aratzio - Usenet ruiner #2
     
  12. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:06:25 -0800, Aratzio wrote:

    > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:19:45 -0500, in the land of
    > alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
    > double secret probation for writing:
    >
    >>Of course it's different, silly!
    >>
    >>Our grass is blue.

    >
    > It's a bitch painting all them little stalks.


    Naw, Kentucky got blue mold, too.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    Lady, we are all insane in this place.
    I do not think we want to leave.

    < "A Planet Named Shayol"
     
  13. Sharon B

    Sharon B Guest

    On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:28:40 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    wrote in <tMidncCQ-I9JcwLanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com>:

    >On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:06:25 -0800, Aratzio wrote:
    >
    >> On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:19:45 -0500, in the land of
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
    >> double secret probation for writing:
    >>
    >>>Of course it's different, silly!
    >>>
    >>>Our grass is blue.

    >>
    >> It's a bitch painting all them little stalks.

    >
    >Naw, Kentucky got blue mold, too.


    ....and lest we forget, blue ~people~.

    who may or may not be cousins of mine, our family lines crossed in the
    late 1800s.

    just sayin'.
     
  14. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:10:09 -0500, Sharon B wrote:

    > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:28:40 -0500, mimus <tinmimus99@hotmail.com>
    > wrote in <tMidncCQ-I9JcwLanZ2dnUVZ_uTinZ2d@giganews.com>:
    >
    >>On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:06:25 -0800, Aratzio wrote:
    >>
    >>> On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:19:45 -0500, in the land of
    >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sharon@lart.com> got
    >>> double secret probation for writing:
    >>>
    >>>>Of course it's different, silly!
    >>>>
    >>>>Our grass is blue.
    >>>
    >>> It's a bitch painting all them little stalks.

    >>
    >>Naw, Kentucky got blue mold, too.

    >
    > ...and lest we forget, blue ~people~.
    >
    > who may or may not be cousins of mine, our family lines crossed in the
    > late 1800s.
    >
    > just sayin'.


    Blue catfish.

    Well, they're mostly in the Ohio, and the lower reaches of its tributaries.

    Classic collectors of fishing rods.

    And recyclers of bodies.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    Let's get the hell out of here while we can still pass
    our Rorschasch tests.

    < _The Last Happy Hour_
     
  15. On Jan 29, 8:39 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:10:09 -0500, Sharon B wrote:
    > > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:28:40 -0500, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    > > wrote in <tMidncCQ-I9JcwLanZ2dnUVZ_uTin...@giganews.com>:

    >
    > >>On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:06:25 -0800, Aratzio wrote:

    >
    > >>> On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:19:45 -0500, in the land of
    > >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> got
    > >>> double secret probation for writing:

    >
    > >>>>Of course it's different, silly!

    >
    > >>>>Our grass is blue.

    >
    > >>> It's a bitch painting all them little stalks.

    >
    > >>Naw, Kentucky got blue mold, too.

    >
    > > ...and lest we forget, blue ~people~.

    >
    > > who may or may not be cousins of mine, our family lines crossed in the
    > > late 1800s.

    >
    > > just sayin'.

    >
    > Blue catfish.
    >
    > Well, they're mostly in the Ohio, and the lower reaches of its tributaries.
    >
    > Classic collectors of fishing rods.
    >
    > And recyclers of bodies.
    >

    Why does it seem that 98% of usenet is populated by Ohioans and their
    neighbors?

    --
    Slipped Moebius
    mhm28x9
     
  16. mimus

    mimus Guest

    On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:43:55 -0800, Slipped Moebius wrote:

    > On Jan 29, 8:39 pm, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
    >
    >> On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 23:10:09 -0500, Sharon B wrote:
    >>
    >> > On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:28:40 -0500, mimus <tinmimu...@hotmail.com>
    >> > wrote in <tMidncCQ-I9JcwLanZ2dnUVZ_uTin...@giganews.com>:

    >>
    >> >>On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 19:06:25 -0800, Aratzio wrote:

    >>
    >> >>> On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:19:45 -0500, in the land of
    >> >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> got
    >> >>> double secret probation for writing:

    >>
    >> >>>>Of course it's different, silly!

    >>
    >> >>>>Our grass is blue.

    >>
    >> >>> It's a bitch painting all them little stalks.

    >>
    >> >>Naw, Kentucky got blue mold, too.

    >>
    >> > ...and lest we forget, blue ~people~.

    >>
    >> > who may or may not be cousins of mine, our family lines crossed in the
    >> > late 1800s.

    >>
    >> > just sayin'.

    >>
    >> Blue catfish.
    >>
    >> Well, they're mostly in the Ohio, and the lower reaches of its tributaries.
    >>
    >> Classic collectors of fishing rods.
    >>
    >> And recyclers of bodies.

    >
    > Why does it seem that 98% of usenet is populated by Ohioans and their
    > neighbors?


    We're all afraid to go outside.

    I guess that beats Southern California, where people are afraid to remain
    inside, since that would interfere with a running start.

    --
    tinmimus99@hotmail.com

    smeeter 11 or maybe 12

    mp 10

    mhm 29x13

    Let's get the hell out of here while we can still pass
    our Rorschasch tests.

    < _The Last Happy Hour_
     
  17. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
    ) NO:

    >On Jan 28, 3:38 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:53:36 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Slipped Moebius
    >> <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
    >> writing:
    >>
    >>
    >>
    >> >On Jan 28, 2:48 pm, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> wrote:
    >> >> The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on
    >> >> the loose.

    >>
    >> >> This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so
    >> >> long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they
    >> >> cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've
    >> >> got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had
    >> >> sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's
    >> >> Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black
    >> >> Angus and he's given them the slip.

    >>
    >> >> Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a
    >> >> huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're
    >> >> talking about.

    >>
    >> >> ...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they
    >> >> find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're
    >> >> walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two
    >> >> things:

    >>
    >> >> he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment,
    >> >> but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide"....

    >>
    >> >> Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em
    >> >> Keep your eyes peeled for 'em
    >> >> Soon you're headed for some....cowpies!

    >>
    >> >> They're round and green and mushy
    >> >> They come from a cow's tushy
    >> >> And soon they will be covered....in flies!

    >>
    >> >I'm glad I live in Toledo. All we've got are six-foot chickens running
    >> >around.

    >>
    >> Jamie Farr is 6' tall?
    >>

    >You win the Poast Of The Day award. Congratulations!


    I thought Max Klinger was Lesbian.

    --
    Mimus hasn't written anything funny about me lately.

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  18. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Dear, "Sharon B": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( ) NO:

    >The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on
    >the loose.
    >
    >This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so
    >long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they
    >cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've
    >got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had
    >sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's
    >Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black
    >Angus and he's given them the slip.
    >
    >Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a
    >huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're
    >talking about.
    >
    >...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they
    >find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're
    >walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two
    >things:
    >
    >he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment,
    >but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide"....
    >
    >Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em
    >Keep your eyes peeled for 'em
    >Soon you're headed for some....cowpies!
    >
    >They're round and green and mushy
    >They come from a cow's tushy
    >And soon they will be covered....in flies!


    Although I am concerned, to say the least, I am afraid I have no
    response to this post, for I fear it will be used to make sport of me
    and my fair town during this, our darkest hour.

    Good day, sir.

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  19. On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:48:37 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
    wrote:

    >Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
    >) NO:
    >
    >>On Jan 28, 3:38 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:53:36 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Slipped Moebius
    >>> <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
    >>> writing:
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> >On Jan 28, 2:48 pm, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> wrote:
    >>> >> The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on
    >>> >> the loose.
    >>>
    >>> >> This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so
    >>> >> long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they
    >>> >> cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've
    >>> >> got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had
    >>> >> sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's
    >>> >> Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black
    >>> >> Angus and he's given them the slip.
    >>>
    >>> >> Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a
    >>> >> huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're
    >>> >> talking about.
    >>>
    >>> >> ...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they
    >>> >> find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're
    >>> >> walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two
    >>> >> things:
    >>>
    >>> >> he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment,
    >>> >> but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide"....
    >>>
    >>> >> Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em
    >>> >> Keep your eyes peeled for 'em
    >>> >> Soon you're headed for some....cowpies!
    >>>
    >>> >> They're round and green and mushy
    >>> >> They come from a cow's tushy
    >>> >> And soon they will be covered....in flies!
    >>>
    >>> >I'm glad I live in Toledo. All we've got are six-foot chickens running
    >>> >around.
    >>>
    >>> Jamie Farr is 6' tall?
    >>>

    >>You win the Poast Of The Day award. Congratulations!

    >
    >I thought Max Klinger was Lesbian.


    why, you trolling for a date?

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  20. Wavy G

    Wavy G Guest

    Dear, "dave hillstrom": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES ( )
    NO:

    >On Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:48:37 -0500, Wavy G <godsspeciallamb@gmail.com>
    >wrote:
    >
    >>Dear, "Slipped Moebius": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES (
    >>) NO:
    >>
    >>>On Jan 28, 3:38 pm, Aratzio <a6ahly...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
    >>>> On Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:53:36 -0800 (PST), in the land of
    >>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Slipped Moebius
    >>>> <erroneouscorrect...@yahoo.com> got double secret probation for
    >>>> writing:
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>>
    >>>> >On Jan 28, 2:48 pm, Sharon B <sha...@lart.com> wrote:
    >>>> >> The Queen City, home of our beloved Wavy G, once again has a cow on
    >>>> >> the loose.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> This makes Escapee #3 since 2002 for Cincy. #1 was on the hoof so
    >>>> >> long (weeks, plural) that she got dubbed "Cincy Freedom". #2 they
    >>>> >> cornered and tranq'd outside a hospital after a few days. #3, they've
    >>>> >> got the helicopters and squad cars out looking now.....they've had
    >>>> >> sightings at the cemetery (no doubt to visit #2) and the Lowe's Guy's
    >>>> >> Emporium (where else) but choppers and cops have nothing on this Black
    >>>> >> Angus and he's given them the slip.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> Yes, I know...HOW can you have a cow roaming down the streets of a
    >>>> >> huge city and not be able to find it - remember this is Ohio we're
    >>>> >> talking about.
    >>>>
    >>>> >> ...but Wavy G (and any unfortunate Queen City visitors), until they
    >>>> >> find that steer - no matter how many weeks that may take - as you're
    >>>> >> walking along the sidewalks of downtown Cincinnati please remember two
    >>>> >> things:
    >>>>
    >>>> >> he has horns and is already mad at y'all for removing his equipment,
    >>>> >> but most importantly and to the tune of "Rawhide"....
    >>>>
    >>>> >> Watch 'em, watch 'em, watch 'em
    >>>> >> Keep your eyes peeled for 'em
    >>>> >> Soon you're headed for some....cowpies!
    >>>>
    >>>> >> They're round and green and mushy
    >>>> >> They come from a cow's tushy
    >>>> >> And soon they will be covered....in flies!
    >>>>
    >>>> >I'm glad I live in Toledo. All we've got are six-foot chickens running
    >>>> >around.
    >>>>
    >>>> Jamie Farr is 6' tall?
    >>>>
    >>>You win the Poast Of The Day award. Congratulations!

    >>
    >>I thought Max Klinger was Lesbian.

    >
    >why, you trolling for a date?


    Oh, tee-hee, Hillstrom. You turned my joke against me. Tee-hee indeed.

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